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2008-12-08  No. 1  As the first strip in my new project, I thought . . .
2008-12-09  No. 2  Well, it's another character. It was a challenge to draw . . .
2008-12-10  No. 3  I mean, it makes sense, right? Besides, nothing like that . . .
2008-12-11  No. 4  Sorry about the big delay on this - work has . . .
2008-12-12  No. 5  Now I know what you're thinking. And the answer is: . . .
2008-12-13  No. 6  Every comic book superhero worth his salt has an origin . . .
2008-12-14  No. 7  This sort of thing happens far too often to me . . .
2008-12-15  No. 8  It's 4:30 AM, and only now has the power in . . .
2008-12-16  No. 9  Someone on the forums challenged me to sneak cowboy versions . . .
2008-12-17  No. 10  Whew! Where to begin? The idea for this came while I . . .
2008-12-18  No. 11  This is one of my pet peeves. The last time . . .
2008-12-19  No. 12  Sorry, I don't have time to do a full update . . .
2008-12-20  No. 13  I'm not too happy about the proportions on this one. . . .
2008-12-21  No. 14  ...Yeah. This is what you get when I draw at . . .
2008-12-22  No. 15  Gasp! The first character death of the strip. Now I . . .
2008-12-23  No. 16  I saw this happening out my window and I had . . .
2008-12-24  No. 17  Yes, that's the same vulture that appeared in the background . . .
2008-12-25  No. 18  I can't believe I just drew that. There's a funny thing . . .
2008-12-26  No. 19  Don't ask. Just don't.
2008-12-27  No. 20  Yes, here it is. Twenty comics. TWO. OH. I... I'm so . . .
2008-12-28  No. 21  Who doesn't like a nice crisp pickle?
2008-12-29  No. 22  Yesterday my cat bit this salesman, then he fell down . . .
2008-12-30  No. 23  EDIT: Hi there, everyone. No comic today, sorry - I've . . .
2008-12-31  No. 24  So that's what happens when you kill the system idle . . .
2009-01-01  No. 25  Okay, here's the story: I had this totally bonzer strip . . .
2009-01-02  No. 26  Here's the results from the "favourite bit character" poll: 621 of . . .
2009-01-03  No. 27  I don't like cows. When I was five years old, . . .
2009-01-04  No. 28  I REALLY don't like cows.
2009-01-05  No. 29  So I was on a forum today and I saw . . .
2009-01-06  No. 30  Guest strip by Jim Davis! Apparently he's a giant fan! . . .
2009-01-07  No. 31  Sorry for the filler art, but I hadn't much time . . .
2009-01-08  No. 32  It may be a bit of a cliché that every . . .
2009-01-09  No. 33  Funny story. Several years ago, my brother took a trip . . .
2009-01-10  No. 34  Ryan North's Dinosaur Comics began 32 days after Comments on . . .
2009-01-11  No. 35  I like how the fact that the barista has an . . .
2009-01-12  No. 36  I had a plan, but unfortunately it didn't work. Seeing . . .
2009-01-13  No. 37  I know this conflicts with what happened in #14, but . . .
2009-01-14  No. 38  Being cursed to have four arms, each ending in a . . .
2009-01-15  No. 39  And finally they meet the big bad for the first . . .
2009-01-16  No. 40  I really have nothing to say about this strip other . . .
2009-01-17  No. 41  I think this one speaks for itself.
2009-01-18  No. 42  That's right - this whole time I've been building up . . .
2009-01-19  No. 43  I bet none of you were expecting that!
2009-01-20  No. 44  Sometimes a joke comes to you, and the only people . . .
2009-01-21  No. 45  LLAMA!
2009-01-22  No. 46  No, this isn't a political commentary. Sometimes a turtle is . . .
2009-01-23  No. 47  Man, that's gotta sting. EXPLANATORY UPDATE: Soon after this strip was . . .
2009-01-24  No. 48  Oh, snap!
2009-01-25  No. 49  I know, I know, you weren't expecting explicit nudity in . . .
2009-01-26  No. 50  The inspiration for this reveal comes from a series of . . .
2009-01-27  No. 51  This is the second time Roxanne has mentioned how much . . .
2009-01-28  No. 52  The background here is actually a screenshot from the FPS . . .
2009-01-29  No. 53  I've been told by a trusted source that the world . . .
2009-01-30  No. 54  Yes, I'm a Harry Potter fan. I always thought the . . .
2009-01-31  No. 55  Thanks to Keith for suggesting this. I almost gave up . . .
2009-02-01  No. 56  Pepsi is better than Coke. No question in my mind. . . .
2009-02-02  No. 57  Best. Christmas gift. Ever. =)
2009-02-03  No. 58  Woops, my sources were wrong for that day's annotation. My . . .
2009-02-04  No. 59  Since the Swiss Navy doesn't really exist, I had to . . .
2009-02-05  No. 60  It was surprisingly easy to draw that fish, actually. (Given . . .
2009-02-06  No. 61  Yes, the tanks of the Swiss Army have as many . . .
2009-02-07  No. 62  Yes, the secret mastermind behind the Swedish conspiracy is a . . .
2009-02-08  No. 63  I loved colouring this strip. The sunset took forever to . . .
2009-02-09  No. 64  Half the forums speculated this a month ago. The other . . .
2009-02-10  No. 65  I wish I had a suit like that. Don't you? Addendum: Certain . . .
2009-02-11  No. 66  I have to tell you, readers, that there are just . . .
2009-02-12  No. 67  I know it's a little early to be rebooting the . . .
2009-02-13  No. 68  I've gotten a raft of comments on Strip 27. So . . .
2009-02-14  No. 69  If the concept of an unshaven drifter in the Mojave . . .
2009-02-15  No. 70  I hate the sight of blood. I'm perfectly fine with . . .
2009-02-16  No. 71  Well, that's the end of the Christmas Beetle. But what . . .
2009-02-17  No. 72  Today's strip was not drawn by me, as you may . . .
2009-02-18  No. 73  How many roads must a man walk down? Margaret has . . .
2009-02-19  No. 74  You may have noticed a recent rise in the number . . .
2009-02-20  No. 75  There are three constants in this universe: light is fast, . . .
2009-02-21  No. 76  Man, "Ho Ho Sapiens" is such a great anti-human racist . . .
2009-02-22  No. 77  Just to give you a quick insight from where the . . .
2009-02-23  No. 78  Rich Burlew's Order of the Stick is a long-form comic . . .
2009-02-24  No. 79  PHB and PHB.
2009-02-25  No. 80  Yes, Blackdrip and the woman with an udder for a . . .
2009-02-26  No. 81  For the less computer-adept readers out there, SVG stands for . . .
2009-02-27  No. 82  Why, yes, Wanda is distantly related to Benito Mussolini. Gee, . . .
2009-02-28  No. 83  The riddle in panel 3 comes from an old story . . .
2009-03-01  No. 84  Sorry about the image quality today, the program I use . . .
2009-03-02  No. 85  I was incredibly held up when I wrote this comic. . . .
2009-03-03  No. 86  The webcomic Megatokyo stars two best friends, Fred and Rod, . . .
2009-03-04  No. 87  Here's a challenge: this strip reveals every single one of . . .
2009-03-05  No. 88  Today's comic is inspired by the "You Had To Be . . .
2009-03-06  No. 89  I've always wanted to call myself a "storymeister". "Dreamweaver", though, is . . .
2009-03-07  No. 90  To celebrate comic number 90, I'm holding a Caption Competition. . . .
2009-03-08  No. 91  I figured I'd hang a lampshade on the switch to . . .
2009-03-09  No. 92  Well, I'm heading off to NecroNomiCon tomorrow, so you'll be . . .
2009-03-10  No. 93  Yes, this strip exists entirely to fix a bunch of . . .
2009-03-11  No. 94  Six times. Six times I tried to draw this comic. . . .
2009-03-12  No. 95  I have received reports that, for some reason, some browser/OS . . .
2009-03-13  No. 96  Yes, it's that John Smith.
2009-03-14  No. 97  Our friend the Christmas Beetle may have tragically lost its . . .
2009-03-15  No. 98  Most clichés have a basis in reality: It really is . . .
2009-03-16  No. 99  Wow, that was a big set. It took quite a . . .
2009-03-17  No. 100  As a celebratory bonus for reaching 100 comics, I now . . .
2009-03-18  No. 101  Margaret is a farm girl, and she has a thing . . .
2009-03-19  No. 102  I am sorry if this arc has seemed a little . . .
2009-03-20  No. 103  All the dialogue in today's strip was composed from out-of-context . . .
2009-03-21  No. 104  Special thanks to forum member Pira Aña for the Guaraní . . .
2009-03-22  No. 105  "In 1945, a young girl named Katu Lata Kulu came . . .
2009-03-23  No. 106  I hope it's not too obvious that I inserted Real . . .
2009-03-24  No. 107  This is my first attempt at a Sunday-style strip. The . . .
2009-03-25  No. 108  Yeah, this is a crossover with my last project. I'm . . .
2009-03-26  No. 109  Well, it turns out I've got carpal tunnel syndrome, presumably . . .
2009-03-27  No. 110  I have received a million complaints about this strip. I . . .
2009-03-28  No. 111  I wrote a guest comic for Josh Lesnick's great Wendy, . . .
2009-03-29  No. 112  The giant mouse is a metaphor for something - I . . .
2009-03-30  No. 113  Tyrus Peace's Not Included is based on a simple premise: . . .
2009-03-31  No. 114  Yesterday evening in a bar I overheard "Imagine if during . . .
2009-04-01  No. 115  Preston's great-grandfather was a Cherokee medicine man. I'm sure they . . .
2009-04-02  No. 116  What? You expect me to keep drawing this webcomic when . . .
2009-04-03  No. 117  And you thought the lesbian ninja from one month ago . . .
2009-04-04  No. 118  In this episode, our human protagonist grapples with a small . . .
2009-04-05  No. 119  Chuckie is still dead. So is this his ghost? A . . .
2009-04-06  No. 120  I bet Schrödinger would turn over in is grave if . . .
2009-04-07  No. 121  In the universe the players inhabit, Postcard does not exist. . . .
2009-04-08  No. 122  "Stevening" is, as you may have guessed, a reference to . . .
2009-04-09  No. 123  No, I'm not crossing over with M*A*S*H here. The Bell . . .
2009-04-10  No. 124  I hope you like this addition to the cast. Hyaiiuu! Oct . . .
2009-04-11  No. 125  It turns out that I'm not the only one to . . .
2009-04-12  No. 126  Two friends challenged me to make a comic entirely from . . .
2009-04-13  No. 127  That's not how I was originally intending to end this . . .
2009-04-14  No. 128  People seem to think that dream sequences are easy to . . .
2009-04-15  No. 129  Erm... it's not what it looks like. But you'll have . . .
2009-04-16  No. 130  Some people have asked if Glandy is a parody of . . .
2009-04-17  No. 131  Aha! You thought he meant the speed of light in . . .
2009-04-18  No. 132  I'm really happy with how this one came out. I've . . .
2009-04-19  No. 133  This raises a good question: is "don't" one or two . . .
2009-04-20  No. 134  Several people have asked if I'm planning a romance between . . .
2009-04-21  No. 135  Someone travelled to the beginning of time and convinced God . . .
2009-04-22  No. 136  Now, it's been said that there are no new characters . . .
2009-04-23  No. 137  Some people have accused me of being a bit inconsistent . . .
2009-04-24  No. 138  Moonbase 3 was a short-lived British sci-fi show that, due . . .
2009-04-25  No. 139  Remember, time travellers: if you accidentally step on a single . . .
2009-04-26  No. 140  We have three ghost characters in the strip and counting, . . .
2009-04-27  No. 141  Mandatory explanatory Wikipedia and TV Tropes links.
2009-04-28  No. 142  Some of you have speculated that the resemblance between Lenny . . .
2009-04-29  No. 143  You all did this as kids, right? Pour a blot . . .
2009-04-30  No. 144  We haven't had a new character for a while, so . . .
2009-05-01  No. 145  Zombie vultures are hard to draw, especially when you're trying . . .
2009-05-02  No. 146  I spent weeks thinking about this one. See, the fact . . .
2009-05-03  No. 147  My nail growth rate is abnormal, so this is where . . .
2009-05-04  No. 148  You may have heard of Wally Wood's 22 Panels That . . .
2009-05-05  No. 149  I was unblocking my kitchen drain the other day, and . . .
2009-05-06  No. 150  Now, I know what you're about to ask me. You're . . .
2009-05-07  No. 151  Understand the pun now?
2009-05-08  No. 152  My cat's been missing an eighth of an inch from . . .
2009-05-09  No. 153  Okay. With no numbers: Picture the Moon in orbit around the . . .
2009-05-10  No. 154  There was a funny smell in my bedroom this morning. . . .
2009-05-11  No. 155  After a couple of nights and a lot of coffee, . . .
2009-05-12  No. 156  The alien language took less time than usual, thanks to . . .
2009-05-13  No. 157  The URLs on the computers in the library scene are . . .
2009-05-14  No. 158  You ever have one of those days where everything goes . . .
2009-05-15  No. 159  You know what's funny? The Serious Organised Crime Agency really . . .
2009-05-16  No. 160  Astraphobia is what they meant to say. Just four letters . . .
2009-05-17  No. 161  Kids, don't try this at home. Really, don't. In other news, I . . .
2009-05-18  No. 162  I wrote in the forum recently: Wow, you know, I never . . .
2009-05-19  No. 163  Those of you who care will be glad to know . . .
2009-05-20  No. 164  I argued with myself a long while about whether I . . .
2009-05-21  No. 165  Forum-goers ought to pay special attention to the conflict resolution . . .
2009-05-22  No. 166  I'm building up a buffer of strips ready for my . . .
2009-05-23  No. 167  You might have noticed that this strip and the last . . .
2009-05-24  No. 168  I suppose you could call this a resolution to a . . .
2009-05-25  No. 169  For an extra pun: the Alien text can be decoded . . .
2009-05-26  No. 170  This strip originally started off as filler, as I wanted . . .
2009-05-27  No. 171  Blackdrip's pretty cool about letting other people use his interdimensional . . .
2009-05-28  No. 172  When I first discovered couscous, I was somewhat taken aback . . .
2009-05-29  No. 173  I think this is necessary to understand the joke.
2009-05-30  No. 174  Toothbrush manufacturers. Okay, you think, they must know a lot . . .
2009-05-31  No. 175  Put down the pitchforks and look more closely. Now, are . . .
2009-06-01  No. 176  What is the opposite of opposite?
2009-06-02  No. 177  Lately, there's been a lot of unauthorised hotlinking and copying . . .
2009-06-03  No. 178  This is of course an homage to the famous "Sgt. . . .
2009-06-04  No. 179  Continuing the theme of mathematically generated strips, you may generate . . .
2009-06-05  No. 180  You may remember that I recently went on holiday. During . . .
2009-06-06  No. 181  Contest time! As you can see, I've introduced a new . . .
2009-06-07  No. 182  Shocking! Shocking! Update: The speculation on the forum has been brilliant. . . .
2009-06-08  No. 183  This next week is a non-canon storyline where all the . . .
2009-06-09  No. 184  Filler! (You'd never notice, would you?) Another Beatles homage; I . . .
2009-06-10  No. 185  Ever wondered what the SPF number of a sunscreen means? SPF . . .
2009-06-11  No. 186  I was just looking through the archives, and I realised . . .
2009-06-12  No. 187  If I see another webcomic ripping off my art style, . . .
2009-06-13  No. 188  I drew a very detailed vulture for this one, but . . .
2009-06-14  No. 189  There's a lot to be said for Turing machines. A . . .
2009-06-15  No. 190  I need to build up a buffer into next month, . . .
2009-06-16  No. 191  I know that time travel is a bit outside the . . .
2009-06-17  No. 192  You know, when I commented that there's a lot to . . .
2009-06-18  No. 193  A rehashing of an old Carry On joke? How could . . .
2009-06-19  No. 194  Headphones. In many ways there are a genius invention. The decent . . .
2009-06-20  No. 195  I'd like to apologise for the downtime the site suffered . . .
2009-06-21  No. 196  After six weeks of thinking that the regular brand of . . .
2009-06-22  No. 197  Heck, it's my universe, and if I say that "Parklife" . . .
2009-06-23  No. 198  Just a quick word to note that the hip, trendy, . . .
2009-06-24  No. 199  So I thought it would be amusing to have a . . .
2009-06-25  No. 200  I had a strange dream last night. There was a . . .
2009-06-26  No. 201  This strip might seem a little far-fetched and perhaps a . . .
2009-06-27  No. 202  P.A.M. Dirac was one of the founders of quantum mechanics. . . .
2009-06-28  No. 203  I was inspired to write this strip when I discovered . . .
2009-06-29  No. 204  I was reading about The Rant on TV Tropes when . . .
2009-06-30  No. 205  It made sense at the time, honest.
2009-07-01  No. 206  I know I used a similar punchline about 100 strips . . .
2009-07-02  No. 207  If The Simpsons can get away with it, I can. Unless . . .
2009-07-03  No. 208  If anyone was going to break the fourth wall literally . . .
2009-07-04  No. 209  Now I thought that her appearance was a fairly original . . .
2009-07-05  No. 210  Wanda is right. Eternal damnation doesn't quite work as a . . .
2009-07-06  No. 211  The reason why this comic is the most awesome ever.
2009-07-07  No. 212  Go on, admit it - "Splake's Seven" would be a . . .
2009-07-08  No. 213  Um... This comic may not be safe for work. So . . .
2009-07-09  No. 214  A reader wrote me recently to ask how much I've . . .
2009-07-10  No. 215  I have three pairs of trousers. I wear each pair . . .
2009-07-11  No. 216  It's in ur fridge, stealin' ur fud.
2009-07-12  No. 217  I had a run-in with the police today. They raided . . .
2009-07-13  No. 218  OK. Wigner's Sister's superpower is based (very loosely) on Wigner's . . .
2009-07-14  No. 219  Antonio is missing? What could be going on? No, it's . . .
2009-07-15  No. 220  There's a classic logic puzzle that you've probably seen around. . . .
2009-07-16  No. 221  I officially hate Rule 34.
2009-07-17  No. 222  A clue! Or is it?
2009-07-19  No. 223  People who know that I like logic puzzles often make . . .
2009-07-20  No. 224  It was pointed out to me that goats are in . . .
2009-07-21  No. 225  Fugue states (pronounced "few") are periods of time where a . . .
2009-07-22  No. 226  This comic is a guest strip by my mother. She . . .
2009-07-23  No. 227  Too easy, they said. Well try this one on for . . .
2009-07-24  No. 228  Yep, all that build-up, just for a "win a fugue, . . .
2009-07-25  No. 229  Did you solve the rope puzzle? If not, here's the . . .
2009-07-26  No. 230  The theory they're discussing, that every number in the universe . . .
2009-07-27  No. 231  Who would have thought that Major Hamm would, in fact, . . .
2009-07-28  No. 232  You say this one with a 'g' though. I've included one . . .
2009-07-29  No. 233  Apparently there's a dangling marking error in the forums right . . .
2009-07-30  No. 234  Translation of Major Hamm's phone call: "Yes, there's a lot . . .
2009-07-31  No. 235  I referenced this one.
2009-08-01  No. 236  The next instalment in my series of filler strips inspired . . .
2009-08-02  No. 237  You remember the cheese strip? Ever since then, I've had . . .
2009-08-03  No. 238  If this was a softer world, the alt-text would read . . .
2009-08-04  No. 239  Major Hamm is probably the last character anybody who knows . . .
2009-08-05  No. 240  Driving. It is something that you and I do every . . .
2009-08-06  No. 241  I'm now addicted to cottage cheese. I'm saying it here, . . .
2009-08-07  No. 242  Moo. Moo! Moo! Moooooo! MOOOOOOOO! Terrifying, isn't it? MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! And now, if you. . .. . .
2009-08-08  No. 243  I'm fine, don't worry. Insurance was in favour of me . . .
2009-08-09  No. 244  Recognise the cameo? EDIT: Due to a cease-and-desist letter from Archie . . .
2009-08-10  No. 245  Believe it or not, this strip started out as an . . .
2009-08-11  No. 246  Yes. It was indeed for this song.
2009-08-12  No. 247  Apparently there is some demand on the forums for avatar-sized . . .
2009-08-13  No. 248  In no particular order: This, this, and this. Please let . . .
2009-08-14  No. 249  Trust me, it made sense when I had the idea. Poor, . . .
2009-08-15  No. 250  As I've always said, people really should use bananas in . . .
2009-08-16  No. 251  I know, I know, you'll argue for days about who . . .
2009-08-17  No. 252  Pay close attention to the background scene in panel 5. . . .
2009-08-18  No. 253  Dun-Dun-Duuh!
2009-08-19  No. 254  I think turkeys would have made an excellent national bird . . .
2009-08-20  No. 255  Heep modelled his personality on Mike from The Moon is . . .
2009-08-21  No. 256  You can never go wrong with a "Your Mom" joke. . . .
2009-08-22  No. 257  For those of you who don't read music, the words . . .
2009-08-23  No. 258  Look - the page was turned and I had already . . .
2009-08-24  No. 259  Well what would you do if you were confronted with . . .
2009-08-25  No. 260  A few disgruntled computer scientists in the audience have been . . .
2009-08-26  No. 261  "The man that hath no music in himself, Nor is not . . .
2009-08-27  No. 262  Have you ever had this happen to you in real . . .
2009-08-28  No. 263  I've created a fan page for the comic on Facebook. I'd . . .
2009-08-29  No. 264  The game of Wheeler Twenty Questions was described by John . . .
2009-08-30  No. 265  In retrospect, you can tell rather clearly that this strip . . .
2009-08-31  No. 266  During guest weeks, I always try to make it so . . .
2009-09-01  No. 267  Throughout the next two weeks, there will be quite a . . .
2009-09-02  No. 268  You know, it always annoys me when online comics fill . . .
2009-09-03  No. 269  It has been brought to my attention that some ... . . .
2009-09-04  No. 270  Margaret's nightmare of everybody suddenly gaining elephant legs is not . . .
2009-09-05  No. 271  For the stronger we our houses build The less chance we . . .
2009-09-06  No. 272  Thanks for the recipes, but when I said bananas, I . . .
2009-09-07  No. 273  One of the things I wanted to do with Lenny's . . .
2009-09-08  No. 274  But how skilfully Major Hamm avoids the question! I bet . . .
2009-09-09  No. 275  . . .
2009-09-10  No. 276  Sorry for the somewhat late post, but I ended up . . .
2009-09-11  No. 277  There will have been some complaints regarding certain anachronistic events . . .
2009-09-12  No. 278  Seriously, onions improve everything.
2009-09-13  No. 279  Did you know you're actually supposed to write an ellipsis . . .
2009-09-14  No. 280  In order to keep this strip family-friendly, I had to . . .
2009-09-15  No. 281  First person to turn up on the forum with the . . .
2009-09-16  No. 282  In response to several people who think I've suddenly become . . .
2009-09-17  No. 283  Technically, you can figure out what they're saying here by . . .
2009-09-18  No. 284  Thanks to BDUggle who correctly gave the answer to my . . .
2009-09-19  No. 285  Fan art time! This time, it's ILMP with a Flash-based . . .
2009-09-20  No. 286  Here is another puzzle, then: You continue to browse the shelves . . .
2009-09-21  No. 287  As you can no doubt tell, I used a completely . . .
2009-09-22  No. 288  I've heard from a few people that the cast list . . .
2009-09-23  No. 289  As Antoinette somewhat fourth-wall breakingly intimates, the solution to my . . .
2009-09-24  No. 290  If I have to have nightmares about singing, dancing cows, . . .
2009-09-25  No. 291  If you're wondering what Blackdrip's writing, it's fan-fiction. Specifically, a . . .
2009-09-26  No. 292  You can't really make it out, but the story HEEP . . .
2009-09-27  No. 293  Alert readers will surely have noticed that the can of . . .
2009-09-28  No. 294  No, that's not Blackdrip. Well, not our Blackdrip. I thought . . .
2009-09-29  No. 295  This is our Blackdrip again. The big hole that can . . .
2009-09-30  No. 296  Another peek into the Negative Universe. In case it's not . . .
2009-10-01  No. 297  Did Antoinette ever date someone who didn't turn out to . . .
2009-10-02  No. 298  A good friend of mine recently gave me a nice . . .
2009-10-03  No. 299  This is a part of my ongoing quest to integrate . . .
2009-10-04  No. 300  I told you I'd use that hole, but you didn't . . .
2009-10-05  No. 301  I probably ought to make clear that these flashbacks are . . .
2009-10-06  No. 302  Don't look at me, I'm not Gwenyth. I only draw . . .
2009-10-07  No. 303  This strip was inspired by something I overheard on a . . .
2009-10-08  No. 304  Lenny is, of course, talking about his experience in herding . . .
2009-10-09  No. 305  Oh, yes, there is a spoon! This goes along with . . .
2009-10-10  No. 306  Some people seem to think that the undead three-armed eggplant . . .
2009-10-11  No. 307  Another famous puzzle is the 'Water, gas and electricity' puzzle. . . .
2009-10-12  No. 308  This is a one-off strip showing what The Family Circus . . .
2009-10-13  No. 309  A reader (and fan of Preston) claims that there is . . .
2009-10-14  No. 310  You may think that the dialogue on this is unusually . . .
2009-10-15  No. 311  Check this one out: Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo . . .
2009-10-16  No. 312  Sigh. Now people are complaining that I haven't killed off . . .
2009-10-17  No. 313  And that's why you don't shave with Occam's Razor.
2009-10-18  No. 314  It has come to my attention that the substance I've . . .
2009-10-19  No. 315  Okay, this strip brings us the final word on the . . .
2009-10-20  No. 316  Well, it is good advice. Though you may not have . . .
2009-10-21  No. 317  Sorry about the obviously rushed artwork today - yes that . . .
2009-10-22  No. 318  Sometimes the characters in a webcomic just run off on . . .
2009-10-23  No. 319  Yes, it is possible to do that. And you don't . . .
2009-10-24  No. 320  How much more black could this comic be? The answer . . .
2009-10-25  No. 321  After I drew this strip, I realised that the punchline . . .
2009-10-26  No. 322  Don't mind today's "rant"; I want a large chunk of . . .
2009-10-27  No. 323  The events depicted in this strip are absolutely 100% canon. . . .
2009-10-28  No. 324  New Coke???!!! What were they thinking?!
2009-10-29  No. 325  You all played this game in school, right? There are . . .
2009-10-30  No. 326  A reader has complained that they showed the rant in . . .
2009-10-31  No. 327  What can I say? Pinball's been a passion, and the . . .
2009-11-01  No. 328  A newspaper, of course.
2009-11-02  No. 329  If this were xkcd, the alt-text would be: "Their children . . .
2009-11-03  No. 330  To celebrate "World Humour Recycling Day", today's strip and accompanying . . .
2009-11-04  No. 331  Latin? But it's a dead language!
2009-11-05  No. 332  Har har de har, maybe I should have pretended to . . .
2009-11-06  No. 333  Remember what happened the last time Antonio was late for . . .
2009-11-07  No. 334  The recipe Margaret uses in this strip really works. It's . . .
2009-11-08  No. 335  That's right, I hung a lampshade on the Lampshade Hanging. . . .
2009-11-09  No. 336  So it turns out that one of my readers has . . .
2009-11-10  No. 337  Life would be so much better if everyone broke out . . .
2009-11-11  No. 338  As you can no doubt tell, I've discovered the art . . .
2009-11-12  No. 339  "... And 2 bits!" Lordy was that scene painful. It . . .
2009-11-13  No. 340  Here's a swap strip with the art done by my . . .
2009-11-14  No. 341  But surprisingly there are no bats in this scene. Unless... . . .
2009-11-15  No. 342  I was amazed at the amount of fan mail I . . .
2009-11-16  No. 343  Out of laziness I'm reusing the swirly staves of Sondheim . . .
2009-11-17  No. 344  Schrödinger's Cat firing Chekhov's Gun at Laplace's demon...
2009-11-18  No. 345  You see, it's funny because Antonio really is a ... . . .
2009-11-19  No. 346  Some of you might notice a slight decrease in art . . .
2009-11-20  No. 347  MwahahahahaHAHAHAHAH! Hey, don't get so suspicious! Everyone needs an evil laugh . . .
2009-11-21  No. 348  I feel this insight is pretty impressive for a character . . .
2009-11-22  No. 349  A forensic conductor is, of course, someone who can watch . . .
2009-11-23  No. 350  Well, obviously! After all, he is a robotic banana.
2009-11-25  No. 351  I must admit that, at this point, even I am . . .
2009-11-26  No. 352  I was sick and couldn't manage the usual CGI over . . .
2009-11-27  No. 353  I bought that in Brighton while I was on holiday . . .
2009-11-28  No. 354  And he's a robotictannica too.
2009-11-29  No. 355  As you may have noticed, this is the first time . . .
2009-11-30  No. 356  In order for you to make sense of the next . . .
2009-12-01  No. 357  That's a robotic encyclopædia, for you Philistines out there. /snob
2009-12-02  No. 358  In this strip is the eighth occurrence of the letter . . .
2009-12-03  No. 359  Wow, Internet drama! I must confess it all moves a bit . . .
2009-12-04  No. 360  Several people have emailed to tell me that it would . . .
2009-12-05  No. 361  Oh God, I left the iron on!
2009-12-06  No. 362  Phew. I finally finished writing my novel for NaNoWriMo! That . . .
2009-12-07  No. 363  I have tried tracking down sources for some of the . . .
2009-12-08  No. 364  I know how impractical that is. That's why I did . . .
2009-12-09  No. 365  After 338 some people have emailed me posing me the . . .
2009-12-10  No. 366  Yeah, sorry, but that's what you get when you draw . . .
2009-12-11  No. 367  Yes, yes, this comic did feature an assertion that "Kurtz . . .
2009-12-12  No. 368  This comic only makes sense if you ignore the "use-mention . . .
2009-12-13  No. 369  Merlot or Riesling? I just can't decide which I prefer. . . .
2009-12-14  No. 370  Fine, so the comic updated 1.6 minutes late last time! . . .
2009-12-15  No. 371  Eugh, cheap Chardonnay is never worth the saving, believe me.
2009-12-16  No. 372  You know, being the accidental focus of the Flamewar Du . . .
2009-12-17  No. 373  Oh - did I not explain this plot point before? . . .
2009-12-18  No. 374  Wine with sardines, eh? Sounds rather odd, but there's no . . .
2009-12-19  No. 375  You know, there's been a lot of drama around here . . .
2009-12-20  No. 376  Okay, so recently people have noticed that all my comments . . .
2009-12-21  No. 377  Susan, will you marry me?
2009-12-22  No. 378  I would have prepared a statement to read to the . . .
2009-12-23  No. 379  So, as you might have guessed, this strip was written . . .
2009-12-24  No. 380  Sadly, I too enjoy the pink girly drinks from time . . .
2009-12-25  No. 381  Wow, there's so much to think about, with all that's . . .
2009-12-26  No. 382  Of course I said yes! Don't you trust my judgement, . . .
2009-12-27  No. 383  Buses. Don't you just hate them? I always have to . . .
2009-12-28  No. 384  Take! On! Me! Take On Me! Take! Me! On!
2009-12-29  No. 385  The graph on the wall behind Preston is an accurate . . .
2009-12-30  No. 386  Of course, the password isn't going to be "swordfish." How . . .
2009-12-31  No. 387  Some of you wrote to ask why I got into . . .
2010-01-01  No. 388  I space in my annotations by not any verbs. It . . .
2010-01-02  No. 389  Wait, how did he know the password was "password"?
2010-01-03  No. 390  Today I am experimenting with a brand new paradigm in . . .
2010-01-04  No. 391  HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMM!
2010-01-05  No. 392  I might not be here next update, so I'm going . . .
2010-01-06  No. 393  I told myself like 1000 times that I was not . . .
2010-01-07  No. 394  It's taken over a year, but we've finally learned the . . .
2010-01-08  No. 395  Impromptu poll! Which is better: soap on a rope or . . .
2010-01-09  No. 396  Did you know that wedding planning is an <expletive deleted>? . . .
2010-01-10  No. 397  How many cows does it take to change a light . . .
2010-01-11  No. 398  It's hard when writing a fight scene in a static . . .
2010-01-12  No. 399  The answer is: Pie!
2010-01-13  No. 400  I apologise for the blue lines. I had to draw . . .
2010-01-14  No. 401  Poor Rockmelon. Oh well, I guess it'll wear off.
2010-01-15  No. 402  Box - Boxes, Ox - Oxen. What is up with . . .
2010-01-16  No. 403  Do you see the conundrum they're in now? They need . . .
2010-01-17  No. 404  As Preston says, News Corporation is a massive media company . . .
2010-01-18  No. 405  Given the degree to which Wanda just freaked out, I . . .
2010-01-19  No. 406  In fact, he has no fewer than 257 mailboxes. Too . . .
2010-01-20  No. 407  See, that's what happens if you're too busy being pleased . . .
2010-01-21  No. 408  Yes, Glandy is a lumberjack. No, this is not a . . .
2010-01-22  No. 409  Yeah... I guess by visiting this page you've technically broken . . .
2010-01-23  No. 410  It is not peanut butter jelly time, no matter what . . .
2010-01-24  No. 411  Okay, I realised Wanda wouldn't calm down. Out-take #2 is . . .
2010-01-25  No. 412  Oh yes, I've been waiting for this one for a . . .
2010-01-26  No. 413  My love of bananas is only surpassed by my hatred . . .
2010-01-27  No. 414  It's peanut butter and banana time!
2010-01-28  No. 415  I love cows! Especially how they moo! EDIT: Dear readers, I'm . . .
2010-01-29  No. 416  Guess what? Between me painting this strip and me writing . . .
2010-01-30  No. 417  And no, I don't know why he has flowers growing . . .
2010-01-31  No. 418  New website layout! Stop looking at me like that...
2010-02-01  No. 419  I drew a lot of extras in this strip, and . . .
2010-02-02  No. 420  Yes, Elvis is alive and Paul is dead. Accept it! Edit . . .
2010-02-03  No. 421  The latest on strip #416: Mr S. says he's planning . . .
2010-02-04  No. 422  And the winner is......... ...Nope, sorry, not telling you yet.
2010-02-05  No. 423  It seems that someone has decided to mirror this site, . . .
2010-02-06  No. 424  That's because he's the goddam flatman.
2010-02-07  No. 425  Just to confuse you all, I will now admit that . . .
2010-02-08  No. 426  OK kids. When I said "I have lied in exactly . . .
2010-02-09  No. 427  ... or was I?
2010-02-10  No. 428  Thanks to Antoinette's certified witch doctor, Major Hamm is back . . .
2010-02-11  No. 429  Good catch, dearest readers. If you hadn't warned me, I . . .
2010-02-12  No. 430  So as not to keep you guessing: yes, that is . . .
2010-02-13  No. 431  Turns out bananas don't ship well. Maybe next time I'll . . .
2010-02-14  No. 432  Like a robotic banana.
2010-02-15  No. 433  A good artist can work within his [or her] limitations. . . .
2010-02-16  No. 434  You know, I could see it being pretty hard on . . .
2010-02-17  No. 435  Time travel, schmime... travel? schmavel? How should that go, anyway?
2010-02-18  No. 436  This idea popped into my head while I was watching . . .
2010-02-19  No. 437  Oh Mysterious Woman Who Only Ever Appears in the Background, . . .
2010-02-20  No. 438  I hereby apologise to the nation of Norway for this . . .
2010-02-21  No. 439  I decided to try a new medium for this strip: . . .
2010-02-22  No. 440  GAH! My garden is infested with slugs! ...At least it's not . . .
2010-02-23  No. 441  Ding ding ding! You are correct! Come on down!
2010-02-24  No. 442  Thankfully, a reader suggested a wonderful slug repellent after reading . . .
2010-02-25  No. 443  The mysterious fish from strip 402 returns. Is there an . . .
2010-02-26  No. 444  Wanda, Wanda, Wanda, when you will learn that following in . . .
2010-02-27  No. 445  ENORMOUS LASER OF DOOM sold to the forum-goer Spielberg000
2010-02-28  No. 446  Answer: To get away from the future in-laws.
2010-03-01  No. 447  Yes, the character in the background is growing two extra . . .
2010-03-02  No. 448  No. No. No, no, no. No. No. No. No. No. . . .
2010-03-03  No. 449  Isn't "meme" a funny looking word? That is why I . . .
2010-03-04  No. 450  Wellllll, maybe... Actually, it's still no.
2010-03-05  No. 451  Meat?
2010-03-06  No. 452  A few of you wrote in with some tips and . . .
2010-03-07  No. 453  I bet you never did the Toothpaste Dance at any . . .
2010-03-08  No. 454  Oh, no, is this another Noodle Incident? Because if it . . .
2010-03-09  No. 455  I got quite a few responses on how well my . . .
2010-03-10  No. 456  But if Antoinette were to have children, that would mean... . . .
2010-03-11  No. 457  Say hello to Mr Cheddar! ...But not on the forums. Please . . .
2010-03-12  No. 458  Moses supposes erroneously. And so does Blackdrip.
2010-03-13  No. 459  Gwenyth's dialog in this strip can be reworded into the . . .
2010-03-14  No. 460  Banana-flavoured milk. I'm going to go crazy.
2010-03-15  No. 461  Tea for two, not too for tee.
2010-03-16  No. 462  No winners on the song prize yet. Oh, and for . . .
2010-03-17  No. 463  Now, some of you may have noticed some, somewhat contradictory . . .
2010-03-18  No. 464  Wow, this is the first contest that everyone has taken . . .
2010-03-19  No. 465  Ha Ha - Fooled you. You would not believe how . . .
2010-03-20  No. 466  I've never actually been to Greenland. I hear it's a . . .
2010-03-21  No. 467  Only a few more months until the big day. :) . . .
2010-03-22  No. 468  That looks like it's a triple-entendre, but it's actually only . . .
2010-03-23  No. 469  Oddly enough, if you analyse the continuity of the comic . . .
2010-03-24  No. 470  Quite a few of you wrote in about the dress . . .
2010-03-25  No. 471  Here Lenny is making a common mistake. While Bob Holness . . .
2010-03-26  No. 472  Calling all guest artists, calling all guest artists, tired comic . . .
2010-03-27  No. 473  Well, I never expected anything... quite like this for a . . .
2010-03-28  No. 474  This guest artist took the liberty of not emailing me . . .
2010-03-29  No. 475  Drink Coca-Cola®!
2010-03-30  No. 476  Guest week continues with what I'm sure you've all recognised . . .
2010-03-31  No. 477  Boy, if they made a banana flavoured coke I'd be . . .
2010-04-01  No. 478  I'd just like to point out that this guest strip, . . .
2010-04-02  No. 479  A reader wrote in with the quip: "What continuity of . . .
2010-04-03  No. 480  I was very tempted to permanently split my strip into . . .
2010-04-04  No. 481  This may be a contender for the most obscure joke . . .
2010-04-05  No. 482  I'm trying to figure out how to create a recurring . . .
2010-04-06  No. 483  This joke was written by my father in 1973. He . . .
2010-04-07  No. 484  This joke was written by my father in 1974. He . . .
2010-04-08  No. 485  Some of you have written in to point out that . . .
2010-04-09  No. 486  Admit it. You would totally go see a movie called . . .
2010-04-10  No. 487  "I ****ing hate cows. They freak me out." - Shaun . . .
2010-04-11  No. 488  This process could only be improved upon if it didn't . . .
2010-04-12  No. 489  So, apparently, the expression "Curiosity killed the cat" is not . . .
2010-04-13  No. 490  Benjamin Britten, where are you now that we need you?
2010-04-14  No. 491  This may need some extra information... There once was a city, . . .
2010-04-15  No. 492  The Russian habit of renaming the home towns of its . . .
2010-04-16  No. 493  Well... following the previous strip, someone had to write to . . .
2010-04-17  No. 494  The changing background is not me being silly, here. It's . . .
2010-04-18  No. 495  This link should come in handy today.
2010-04-19  No. 496  I like mushrooms on my pizza. When I plan to . . .
2010-04-20  No. 497  BONUS PUN: Abstention is better than lure.
2010-04-21  No. 498  Several readers have written in telling me that they're doing . . .
2010-04-22  No. 499  It seems that some people are confused about what's a . . .
2010-04-23  No. 500  I have found a problem with my computer. A certain . . .
2010-04-24  No. 501  Good for me that I letter the comic with my . . .
2010-04-25  No. 502  Additional info. Again a malfunctioning button on the board. I . . .
2010-04-26  No. 503  Link handy for today comic. Look for additional information.
2010-04-27  No. 504  I talk to you. A malfunctioning button again. Now I . . .
2010-04-28  No. 505  How aggravating, no?
2010-04-29  No. 506  No button num. four. Job? No job now! I will . . .
2010-04-30  No. 507  I mn thi i wht it look lik whn I . . .
2010-05-01  No. 508  .. .... .- - . -.- . -.-- -... --- .- .-. . . .
2010-05-02  No. 509  By switching keyboаrd lаyouts between Dvorаk, Qwerty, аnd Cyrillic, I . . .
2010-05-03  No. 510  Someone on the forums has just told me about the . . .
2010-05-04  No. 511  I suppose I could have copy/pasted the necessary letters when . . .
2010-05-05  No. 512  In the wake of my recent woes, several people have . . .
2010-05-06  No. 513  Yes. Really. Go back and read through the archives. It's . . .
2010-05-07  No. 514  Yes, that is a Vignere square. Astute readers will be . . .
2010-05-08  No. 515  I should really get into horoscope writing. It's pretty fun!
2010-05-09  No. 516  I will never tell you the answer to Blackdrip's riddle. . . .
2010-05-10  No. 517  A kind reader has sent me their old keyboard, which . . .
2010-05-11  No. 518  I meant fake horoscopes, not real ones. What fun would . . .
2010-05-12  No. 519  Oh goodness! Crisis == averted? EDIT: Yes, ==. I'm asking if . . .
2010-05-13  No. 520  No animals were harmed during the making of this strip, . . .
2010-05-14  No. 521  Major Hamm is rather fond of Hawaiian shirts when not . . .
2010-05-15  No. 522  That last guest week was really successful! So successful I . . .
2010-05-16  No. 523  Kung-fu pizza delivery!
2010-05-17  No. 524  Here's some photos I received from a con-goer, of a . . .
2010-05-18  No. 525  Original strip: 1998-11-24
2010-05-19  No. 526  Okay, so maybe some of them aren't so talented after . . .
2010-05-20  No. 527  Sorry for the missed week. I'd make some excuse like . . .
2010-05-21  No. 528  First in a new Story Arc! Keep an eye on . . .
2010-05-22  No. 529  I've tried everything I can, folks, and I'm afraid I . . .
2010-05-23  No. 530  Now we start the story proper*. I'm especially proud of . . .
2010-05-24  No. 531  Some of you wrote in that you could not believe . . .
2010-05-25  No. 532  They don't call him "Johnny Flaming Keyboard" for nothing!
2010-05-26  No. 533  With the recent global news, you'll understand why I took . . .
2010-05-27  No. 534  My apologies to Mr Hammer for that last pun. ;)
2010-05-28  No. 535  Love of the day goes to =~Kieria05~=, who runs the . . .
2010-05-29  No. 536  McBride I bet you'd been wondering what had happened to his . . .
2010-05-30  No. 537  Bing! EDIT: That was the sound of getting an idea, not . . .
2010-05-31  No. 538  They're travelling on the Durango and Silverton Narrow Gauge Railway, . . .
2010-06-01  No. 539  Do you guys have to keep linking to TVTropes? Not . . .
2010-06-02  No. 540  So that's what he meant! Now it's all falling into place...
2010-06-03  No. 541  No, I hadn't heard of this either, until yesterday.
2010-06-04  No. 542  In case you're wondering, "B402B241CD21CD20" is a valid x86 program.
2010-06-05  No. 543  I was walking down the street in the middle of . . .
2010-06-06  No. 544  Yes, it was there all the time! Not really what that's . . .
2010-06-07  No. 545  Alternate punchline: "I said it wouldn't bend that way."
2010-06-08  No. 546  Yes, the European Penduline Tit does exist, though why Helen . . .
2010-06-09  No. 547  The astute reader will notice that there are exactly seven . . .
2010-06-10  No. 548  ... or maybe I do...
2010-06-11  No. 549  No, I guess I don't.
2010-06-12  No. 550  In case you don't get the joke: Huff, Huffing.
2010-06-13  No. 551  Apparently I should have thought twice before buying those unbelievably . . .
2010-06-14  No. 552  So things are not as they seem after all! How . . .
2010-06-15  No. 553  I've removed the hi-fi speaker sale from eBay. Apparently their . . .
2010-06-16  No. 554  And now the story arc draws to a close. I . . .
2010-06-17  No. 555  One of my hard drives has failed! Phew, thankfully I . . .
2010-06-18  No. 556  I believe this must be the first cross-over strip with . . .
2010-06-19  No. 557  I went for a drive in the countryside over the . . .
2010-06-20  No. 558  Thomas Edison really was a jerk!
2010-06-21  No. 559  Surprise!
2010-06-22  No. 560  Today's strip was inspired by the rain on my roof . . .
2010-06-23  No. 561  Today's strip is in 3D! Print it out and cut . . .
2010-06-24  No. 562  What do you mean you weren't surprised? It was perfect!
2010-06-25  No. 563  IIIIIIIIT'S CHRIIIIIIISTMAAAAAAS! EDIT: wait, no it isn't. My bad.
2010-06-26  No. 564  No strip today, instead a painting of the landscape outside . . .
2010-06-27  No. 565  A valuable lesson can be learnt from this strip: never . . .
2010-06-28  No. 566  I just voted! And for anyone who lives in [place . . .
2010-06-29  No. 567  Man, I wish I hadn't voted now. At least I'd . . .
2010-06-30  No. 568  Yes, I can!
2010-07-01  No. 569  Conventions! I'll happily be a guest at yours! Just fill . . .
2010-07-02  No. 570  Hey, my copy of Computer Science: A Modern Introduction' just . . .
2010-07-03  No. 571  Can I really foretell the future?
2010-07-04  No. 572  I just realised what CriSTilPlatNYM meant by "hLIls iBluE sI( . . .
2010-07-05  No. 573  Look, you sick ****s, why can't you ****ing well **** . . .
2010-07-06  No. 574  What is it with peanuts? No, seriously? I mean... really??
2010-07-07  No. 575  The answer is 4.
2010-07-08  No. 576  I realise that undoing such a large number of major . . .
2010-07-09  No. 577  And that's why you should avoid playing blackjack with Blackdrip.
2010-07-10  No. 578  That really is the end of the infestation. The spray . . .
2010-07-11  No. 579  This one took ages - I ran out of paint . . .
2010-07-12  No. 580  Back when I was in college, Susan and I (yes, . . .
2010-07-13  No. 581  How many fish do you know who can do that?
2010-07-14  No. 582  But only in that situation.
2010-07-15  No. 583  Don't worry, I'm sure they'll get assimilated soon enough.
2010-07-16  No. 584  One day on the set of ST:TNG, during the time . . .
2010-07-17  No. 585  Yes, I lost the game too. The problem with making . . .
2010-07-18  No. 586  But only in that situation.
2010-07-19  No. 587  Check out the new layout! Isn't it nice? I haven't . . .
2010-07-20  No. 588  I promise this won't become a running gag.
2010-07-21  No. 589  Do you see the problem with the above-described cryptographic scheme? . . .
2010-07-22  No. 590  I hate it when anyone says "different than" - it's . . .
2010-07-23  No. 591  How many times do you have to make the same . . .
2010-07-24  No. 592  I just realised that one seemingly trivial bit of information . . .
2010-07-25  No. 593  How do you clean up after a printer explodes on . . .
2010-07-26  No. 594  See? This isn't even the same joke. Well, not exactly, . . .
2010-07-27  No. 595  Can you quote the square root of 40 off hand? . . .
2010-07-28  No. 596  As put through Babelfish: Il y a un oeil de flottement . . .
2010-07-29  No. 597  See? I told you they would! EDIT: Apparently, for some reason . . .
2010-07-30  No. 598  I notice the fan wiki has started referring to this . . .
2010-07-31  No. 599  This is another of my experimental strips. I drew a . . .
2010-08-01  No. 600  Crossover strip! See how many famous comic characters you can . . .
2010-08-02  No. 601  I guess it counts as a running gag now. You . . .
2010-08-03  No. 602  New merch! This one glows in the dark, useful if . . .
2010-08-04  No. 603  Wedding bells are in the air... EDIT: No, it isn't today. . . .
2010-08-05  No. 604  Checkmate, CriSTilPlatNYM, checkmate.
2010-08-06  No. 605  A special poem for the man who I was stuck . . .
2010-08-07  No. 606  NOOOOO! NONONONONONONONO!
2010-08-08  No. 607  YES! YESYESYESYESYESYESYES!
2010-08-09  No. 608  I swear, this one won't be a running gag.
2010-08-10  No. 609  What do you mean, it's not symbolic? Okay, you win, it's . . .
2010-08-11  No. 610  Special 3D strip! To see it in 3D, put on . . .
2010-08-12  No. 611  People keep sending me links to Irregular Webcomic! strip 871. Well... . . .
2010-08-13  No. 612  Yeah, the art's a little rushed. All I can say . . .
2010-08-14  No. 613  Seriously, folks. It's not symbolic if the design choice was . . .
2010-08-15  No. 614  Unfortunately, I lost the original art for this strip. Between . . .
2010-08-16  No. 615  There's "nun" for you! *chortle*
2010-08-17  No. 616  The dangers in this activity are numerous. Please do not . . .
2010-08-18  No. 617  Sacrilege!
2010-08-19  No. 618  Yes, I realise many of you are offended. But I'm . . .
2010-08-20  No. 619  Any similarity between events depicted in this comic and my . . .
2010-08-21  No. 620  Many thanks to the tubing company, for not asking any . . .
2010-08-22  No. 621  As you can probably tell, today's comic was shaved into . . .
2010-08-23  No. 622  And this one was shaved onto the back of a . . .
2010-08-24  No. 623  To write in Pokémon™ code you find a Pokémon™ whose . . .
2010-08-25  No. 624  "92,43,114,114,63...10,63,114,10,97...133,68...63,131,131"...68,193...83,43,43,114!
2010-08-26  No. 625  25 25 25 30, 35 35 35 40, 45 45 . . .
2010-08-27  No. 626  As an added extra, if you take the first letter . . .
2010-08-28  No. 627  To provide answers: "No", "Yes", "Yes", "No", "3", "No", "Last . . .
2010-08-29  No. 628  And the answers to the two other questions are "yes", . . .
2010-08-30  No. 629  You guys have a week to figure out the questions. . . .
2010-08-31  No. 630  Some of you have pointed out that my dog cannot . . .
2010-09-01  No. 631  We all know the classic mistake of assuming that Rhode . . .
2010-09-02  No. 632  The characters in the crowd scene form a code. The . . .
2010-09-03  No. 633  Ah, it's a classic. *kneeslap*
2010-09-04  No. 634  Stupid cows! Stupid, stupid, stupid!
2010-09-05  No. 635  No, of course I was not asserting that cows . . .
2010-09-06  No. 636  Or else he just really likes the word "irrelevant".
2010-09-07  No. 637  I've just read Thud! by Terry Pratchett. I do not . . .
2010-09-08  No. 638  Actually, I always thought that Jeopardy! would be much more . . .
2010-09-09  No. 639  Gee, how many times do I have to tell you? . . .
2010-09-10  No. 640  Don't worry, she'll change back by the end of the . . .
2010-09-11  No. 641  If you don't know what the usual prize is... well, . . .
2010-09-12  No. 642  Yes, this has all been canon. Of course, it is hard . . .
2010-09-13  No. 643  Well, I went to friend's house and played Mario Kart . . .
2010-09-14  No. 644  With apologies to Samuel L. Jackson: Enough is enough! I've had . . .
2010-09-15  No. 645  When you get right down to it, is there any . . .
2010-09-16  No. 646  Other than bananas, of course! I thought you would take . . .
2010-09-17  No. 647  I'm really sick. I'm almost better, but I ran out . . .
2010-09-18  No. 648  Check it out! We're printing the invites next week. I . . .
2010-09-19  No. 649  This is not your typical in-flight meal. It's thick portion-sized . . .
2010-09-20  No. 650  I'm taking a vacation for the next week and won't . . .
2010-09-21  No. 651  I think this is funny, but I'm not sure. EDIT: Oh . . .
2010-09-22  No. 652  Ba da dadadada da dada do doo de doo de . . .
2010-09-23  No. 653  This strip brought to you by the letter N.
2010-09-24  No. 654  Yay 60s.
2010-09-25  No. 655  Sacrebleu!
2010-09-26  No. 656  Well, of course taking the money is a good idea!
2010-09-27  No. 657  Listen to the man. He's not a sailor, he's a . . .
2010-09-28  No. 658  This one's for the Magic: the Gathering fans out there. UPDATE: . . .
2010-09-29  No. 659  That's always the worst part, having to hide the body. . . .
2010-09-30  No. 660  Of course I didn't mean the 1860s! You guys are . . .
2010-10-01  No. 661  And that's what beer goggles will get you.
2010-10-02  No. 662  If someone left a Brillo pad at my door, I'd . . .
2010-10-03  No. 663  Some observant readers have noticed that the Big Day has . . .
2010-10-04  No. 664  I still hate cows, but I like their chicken sandwiches.
2010-10-05  No. 665  Aaaargh. So sleepy. Comic. There. Now sleep.
2010-10-06  No. 666  WARNING! The following text contains massive spoilers for this arc! Yes, . . .
2010-10-07  No. 667  Happy birthday to all you readers out there.
2010-10-08  No. 668  I learned something new today. You know eggplants, right? Greenish-brown vegetables . . .
2010-10-09  No. 669  I wasn't referring to nursing women and you know it, . . .
2010-10-10  No. 670  Crikey that's disgusting. I- I think I threw up a little . . .
2010-10-11  No. 671  In response to your e-mails, yes, I have occasionally wondered . . .
2010-10-12  No. 672  Blackdrip should write a book. No, I'm not going to write . . .
2010-10-13  No. 673  No, Greendrip will not get into any sort of long-term . . .
2010-10-14  No. 674  Bartholomew. Yes, Bartholomew, dammit.
2010-10-15  No. 675  No, no, I've changed my mind. It's Bordeaux now, not . . .
2010-10-16  No. 676  Definitely Bartholomew. There's no way it could ever be Bordeaux.
2010-10-17  No. 677  INTERPOL is going to pay him to learn how to . . .
2010-10-18  No. 678  I'll just keep on trying till I run out of . . .
2010-10-19  No. 679  Tricked you! It was Bordeaux all along!
2010-10-20  No. 680  "In an old house in Paris that was covered in . . .
2010-10-21  No. 681  No, no Science needs doing. Shame, that.
2010-10-22  No. 682  If anyone's going to be at KenCon in Richmond next . . .
2010-10-23  No. 683  She isn't really lying, you know. Well, not exactly. I . . .
2010-10-24  No. 684  Yes, that's a fish! What does it look like?
2010-10-25  No. 685  I should know not to ask questions like that.
2010-10-26  No. 686  In this case it isn't just a turtle.
2010-10-27  No. 687  Like, seriously. I shouldn't ever ask anything like that again. . . .
2010-10-28  No. 688  And this concludes the "Gwenyth meets Samuel L. Johnson" storyline. . . .
2010-10-29  No. 689  ... KenCon was TODAY? #$%#$%@#@%!!!
2010-10-30  No. 690  Now, see, this may seem racist but it isn't actually . . .
2010-10-31  No. 691  Before you ask, no, this is not meant as a . . .
2010-11-01  No. 692  Did you find this strip funny? No? Go back to the . . .
2010-11-02  No. 693  We're still facing some difficulties with... well, with a lot . . .
2010-11-03  No. 694  Because if anybody could put the "strip" back in "comic . . .
2010-11-04  No. 695  Hey, it's kind of frightening to have to eat taco . . .
2010-11-05  No. 696  Now, how did an Eldritch Abomination get there?
2010-11-06  No. 697  Wait, what? No that isn't a chicken! And it's not a . . .
2010-11-07  No. 698  And it's not a singing octopus with Maxwell's equations tattooed . . .
2010-11-08  No. 699  Really. I don't even think you're trying to guess anything . . .
2010-11-09  No. 700  Since I am the sole person working on this comic, . . .
2010-11-10  No. 701  My apologies for forgetting the tireless work of Anne, David, . . .
2010-11-11  No. 702  Oh, a walking, talking hellbeast has arisen. I wonder what . . .
2010-11-12  No. 703  No, dammit, I won't consider a spherical cow.
2010-11-13  No. 704  I just received notice that I have to remove the . . .
2010-11-14  No. 705  Family outings can be so much fun. This one was definitely . . .
2010-11-15  No. 706  What animal do I like, you ask? Well, I think . . .
2010-11-16  No. 707  ...You mean bananas aren't animals? Not even talking ones? I feel . . .
2010-11-17  No. 708  It appears a virus got into one of my files . . .
2010-11-18  No. 709  I don't want to talk about the recent election results. I . . .
2010-11-19  No. 710  It was about time she grew a spine, don't you . . .
2010-11-20  No. 711  Yes, the universe did tip on its side there... Yes, it . . .
2010-11-21  No. 712  I have discovered a fantastic new treat! It's easy to . . .
2010-11-22  No. 713  I want it to be abundantly clear that I'm not . . .
2010-11-23  No. 714  Some of you have written in to say that you . . .
2010-11-24  No. 715  Now we see why banjos and hula dancers simply do . . .
2010-11-25  No. 716  The difference between a banjo player and a treasury bond? . . .
2010-11-26  No. 717  What's perfect pitch for a banjo? Throwing it into a . . .
2010-11-27  No. 718  Any resemblance the French Questioners may have to Monty Python's . . .
2010-11-28  No. 719  Do you really want more evidence that they're not the . . .
2010-11-29  No. 720  I've driven down that street many times before, but I've . . .
2010-11-30  No. 721  That's all, folks. A new universe will begin in 10, . . .
2010-12-01  No. 722  Whoa, whoa, whoa, time out. That wasn't supposed to happen. I think . . .
2010-12-02  No. 723  Now you know what Antoinette's real face looks like. Holding . . .
2010-12-03  No. 724  Oh, you guys. *sheepish hand wave*
2010-12-04  No. 725  So, I have received numerous emails with complaints concerning the . . .
2010-12-05  No. 726  Okay, now we have dimension. 2.8, to be exact. Edit: +1 . . .
2010-12-06  No. 727  The musical notes are taken from [DELETED] sheet music. EDIT: Apparently, . . .
2010-12-07  No. 728  Wait, Wait... I just realised something. We aren't living underwater! No seriously, . . .
2010-12-08  No. 729  This actually happened to a friend of mine. Fortunately he . . .
2010-12-09  No. 730  Ok, I have received your e-mails stating that "Laughing" gas . . .
2010-12-10  No. 731  Besides, you laughed at me for saying the helium was . . .
2010-12-11  No. 732  This is my entry for the First Annual Web Comic . . .
2010-12-12  No. 733  Oh carp! My speel cheker iss knot werking animor. wat . . .
2010-12-13  No. 734  After being up awl knight, feeling gilt that yew mite . . .
2010-12-14  No. 735  Okay, I think I've got all the glitches out of . . .
2010-12-15  No. 736  What about his hands?
2010-12-16  No. 737  EDIT: After posting the original strip for this date, my . . .
2010-12-17  No. 738  You'll notice that Chrissie wasn't at the shoot for this . . .
2010-12-18  No. 739  OH, YES HE IS!
2010-12-19  No. 740  Decided to try something some of the fans on the . . .
2010-12-20  No. 741  Note to self: Before creating a viral video I should . . .
2010-12-21  No. 742  This does bring up an interesting question: What should you . . .
2010-12-22  No. 743  The sound effects given are the "realistic" versions, and I . . .
2010-12-23  No. 744  Oh, great, now everybody's going to want a raise.
2010-12-24  No. 745  Yes! I can't believe it, we finally have lift-off! No... actually... . . .
2010-12-25  No. 746  There's been a lot of in-fighting on the forums, so . . .
2010-12-26  No. 747  Eep! It's nearly Christmas! I can't wait! You've all remembered to . . .
2010-12-27  No. 748  Whoever said time was money never tried paying for something . . .
2010-12-28  No. 749  The opinions of the characters are not necessarily those of . . .
2010-12-29  No. 750  You know what? Ignore yesterday's post.
2010-12-30  No. 751  There are 23 deliberate continuity errors in this strip. See . . .
2010-12-31  No. 752  Remember when I said Blackdrip should write a book, but . . .
2011-01-01  No. 753  Remember what I said a few days ago? Yeah, ignore . . .
2011-01-02  No. 754  I'd like to say something here about an issue of . . .
2011-01-03  No. 755  It's peach season! Excuse me while I gorge myself on . . .
2011-01-04  No. 756  Yes, he just did that. No, I'm not explaining why.
2011-01-05  No. 757  That was close! I discovered that my backup script had . . .
2011-01-06  No. 758  I invite you to imagine this comic soundtracked by Zadok . . .
2011-01-07  No. 759  Well, I'm surprised none of you saw that one coming. . . .
2011-01-08  No. 760  What do you mean, you don't know Zadok the Priest?! . . .
2011-01-09  No. 761  A comic from several days ago has been altered so . . .
2011-01-10  No. 762  Aww come on you guys, this isn't "Bohemian Rhapsody" or . . .
2011-01-11  No. 763  I took a look at the fanservice thread in the . . .
2011-01-12  No. 764  Aaah, back from my unannounced 3 month hiatus. Did you . . .
2011-01-13  No. 765  Right, well, I started NaNoWriMo this year but time constraints . . .
2011-01-14  No. 766  What to call an older woman mentioned early on who . . .
2011-01-15  No. 767  For those of you who don't realise the sheer volume . . .
2011-01-16  No. 768  That's right. In this new universe, the axiom of choice . . .
2011-01-17  No. 769  Also, in this universe, the Riemann Hypothesis has been experimentally . . .
2011-01-18  No. 770  Isn't it fun when you only know one half of . . .
2011-01-19  No. 771  What to call a sweet dessert/breakfast pastry mentioned early on . . .
2011-01-20  No. 772  Are you sure? No really, you need to be sure...
2011-01-21  No. 773  Several of you have complained about the betting pool not . . .
2011-01-22  No. 774  Don't worry if you find the current plot incredibly confusing; . . .
2011-01-23  No. 775  What to call an overdone piece of wordplay that gets . . .
2011-01-24  No. 776  You'd think that drawing a comic of a conversation between . . .
2011-01-25  No. 777  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *gasp* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *pant* Ok, it wasn't all that funny w. . .. . .
2011-01-26  No. 778  Who writes this crap?
2011-01-27  No. 779  When I showed this strip to my testing readers, they . . .
2011-01-28  No. 780  The Internet works in mysterious ways. Over the last three . . .
2011-01-29  No. 781  Tip: Don't challenge Death to a game of tic-tac-toe. The . . .
2011-01-30  No. 782  Fun fact: The file that my cousin used to make . . .
2011-01-31  No. 783  Fine, I admit it. Anders is the token white guy. . . .
2011-02-01  No. 784  CLONES!? No, that didn't have enough feeling... CLONES??? No, not enough expression... D. . .. . .
2011-02-02  No. 785  The house always wins. That's why you should play your . . .
2011-02-03  No. 786  A translation for the mimes follows: Day 1: No, I refuse . . .
2011-02-04  No. 787  Please don't ignore the compression errors. Er, because they're not . . .
2011-02-05  No. 788  Wait, if it wasn't Blackdrip... That means banjos are real. How . . .
2011-02-06  No. 789  I can confirm that I have given sufficient information for . . .
2011-02-07  No. 790  You know I never thought I'd hear myself saying this, . . .
2011-02-08  No. 791  Oho, that wasn't Blackdrip after all! Now all the answers . . .
2011-02-09  No. 792  Caption competition time again. Usual rules apply and the usual . . .
2011-02-10  No. 793  Incidentally, that picture that was sent to me concerning last . . .
2011-02-11  No. 794  I'm running a group of friends through the classic first . . .
2011-02-12  No. 795  And here's the other half of the phone conversation from . . .
2011-02-13  No. 796  Wow, that was some impressive timing with the buffer. Who . . .
2011-02-14  No. 797  Okay so some people complained that the first Postcard book . . .
2011-02-15  No. 798  The answers are as follows. Working out which answer goes . . .
2011-02-16  No. 799  And Operation: Didgeridoo is in effect!
2011-02-17  No. 800  Yay! We have an entire barrel of monkeys here! Now what . . .
2011-02-18  No. 801  Step 1: Get a translation of Anaïs' shirt into Chinese. . . .
2011-02-19  No. 802  Finally, the crossover everybody's been waiting for! Except for that . . .
2011-02-20  No. 803  Alright, that is it! No really, I mean it I am . . .
2011-02-21  No. 804  In an astonishing development, someone appears actually to have read . . .
2011-02-22  No. 805  Yep, this is what cloud computing is like in the . . .
2011-02-23  No. 806  Guest comic! This was sent to me by a fan . . .
2011-02-24  No. 807  Addendum to #804: The axiom of choice is only excluded . . .
2011-02-25  No. 808  Yeah, I realise that's not how it was on Family . . .
2011-02-26  No. 809  Ok, so I'm sitting at work trying to think of . . .
2011-02-27  No. 810  Alternate punchline: The Flan of La Mancha.
2011-02-28  No. 811  Last night I had a nightmare which I can only . . .
2011-03-01  No. 812  So Jane said to me, "Hey, I have an Idea. . . .
2011-03-02  No. 813  I must say, Thursdays can be such a bore. ... unless . . .
2011-03-03  No. 814  Lenny's dialogue is not random, but encrypted. It may be . . .
2011-03-04  No. 815  Okay, now the extended etymology lesson from yesterday pays off. . . .
2011-03-05  No. 816  Forum-goer PopeHenryXXIV took a hint that was never there and . . .
2011-03-06  No. 817  "And I think to myself, what a wonderful..." What the heck . . .
2011-03-07  No. 818  Thus endeth the great cardinality battle. The current universal critical existence . . .
2011-03-08  No. 819  Quick, someone, is Blackdrip alive in the current timeline? I've . . .
2011-03-09  No. 820  I'll let you into a secret: the background of this . . .
2011-03-10  No. 821  So many choices... I mean seriously, what would you do if . . .
2011-03-11  No. 822  Never take directions from your GPS system in an Escherian . . .
2011-03-12  No. 823  3D comic! EDIT: What? None of you have a pair of . . .
2011-03-13  No. 824  Alrighty, so the 4th dimension has been discovered. This is . . .
2011-03-14  No. 825  Yes, that is who you think it is. Yes, they did . . .
2011-03-15  No. 826  I don't actually think he would have had the necessary . . .
2011-03-16  No. 827  Well, I suppose that joke just killed off Margaret. Now what?
2011-03-17  No. 828  No visual pun intended.
2011-03-18  No. 829  Missing from this strip is a 32-panel flashback sequence in . . .
2011-03-19  No. 830  Wow. That was a rather spectacular ending to an era. I . . .
2011-03-20  No. 831  Yes, that's the character who spied out the kitchen conversation. . . .
2011-03-21  No. 832  Personally I think people who post Walls of Text are . . .
2011-03-22  No. 833  Ok, universe has been scrapped. Now that I've fixed the . . .
2011-03-23  No. 834  A correspondent has sweated blood to produce this excellent diagram . . .
2011-03-24  No. 835  Horrible, horrible, unfunny idea. I should be ashamed.
2011-03-25  No. 836  Twaddler: Posts must be at least 14,000 characters.
2011-03-26  No. 837  They haven't stopped making Frozen Pudding Pops, have they?
2011-03-27  No. 838  This is, of course, an entirely different brown-haired blond bald . . .
2011-03-28  No. 839  I'd just like to say that this is a non-canon . . .
2011-03-29  No. 840  You see that big grey wall at the back there? . . .
2011-03-30  No. 841  Yes, that's a Christmas Tree in the corner. Yes, I . . .
2011-03-31  No. 842  ...you didn't just see that. No seriously... they are all behind . . .
2011-04-01  No. 843  Tepid fail!
2011-04-02  No. 844  ... or, for a far more obscure but (IMO) much . . .
2011-04-03  No. 845  Well that's the last time I work with watercolours. I . . .
2011-04-04  No. 846  Simple? Not so sure. Ok, ok, so yeah. Assassins from universe . . .
2011-04-05  No. 847  You always should be careful around monks. You never know . . .
2011-04-06  No. 848  I'm not sick. By which I mean I'm not physically . . .
2011-04-07  No. 849  So I was doing this thing at work today (I . . .
2011-04-08  No. 850  Translation: ROOOOOAAAAAAARRRRR!
2011-04-09  No. 851  Pretzel attack!
2011-04-10  No. 852  Moot. I like that word. Moot. Moot.
2011-04-11  No. 853  I know what I said, but it still annoys me . . .
2011-04-12  No. 854  No, I'm not foreshadowing anything here. Just your everyday occurrence . . .
2011-04-13  No. 855  Today I was solving a simple problem involving Fourier transforms . . .
2011-05-11  No. 856  Yesterday my IT guy was looking at my buffer setup, . . .
2011-05-12  No. 857  Oops.
2011-05-13  No. 858  Oops, again. That last panel is to indicate the previous two . . .
2011-05-14  No. 859  Boy, I'm glad I loaded that self-defence software yesterday. I . . .
2011-05-15  No. 860  So the deli didn't have any hot Spanish salami this . . .
2011-05-16  No. 861  Maybe using the works of Beethoven as an inspiration for . . .
2011-05-17  No. 862  Commence out-of-tune whistling... now.
2011-05-18  No. 863  Filler: Scene from Snow White and the 7,000,000 Orcs. (The . . .
2011-05-19  No. 864  You'd think that for this arc I could just draw . . .
2011-05-20  No. 865  Sorry for the little break in the storyline, but I . . .
2011-05-21  No. 866  For this comic I had no idea whether or not . . .
2011-05-22  No. 867  Being exiled from the Phanerozoic would be pretty awful. No . . .
2011-05-23  No. 868  Hmm... is it Never Eat Shredded Wheat or Never Welephant . . .
2011-05-24  No. 869  This is apparently one of the many pubs which lays . . .
2011-05-25  No. 870  My initial idea for this comic was some sort of . . .
2011-05-26  No. 871  I just voted! Obviously it's a secret ballot so I . . .
2011-05-27  No. 872  Ahhhh... so much better with a bit of quiet around . . .
2011-05-28  No. 873  I actually said this to someone who got on my . . .
2011-05-29  No. 874  New experiment, the colour scheme for today's strip has been . . .
2011-05-30  No. 875  Today's strip is based on a dream I had. In the . . .
2011-05-31  No. 876  Instructions: Print one copy of the comic on paper, and . . .
2011-06-01  No. 877  So I'm making this quiche for dinner, and I'm thinking... . . .
2011-06-02  No. 878  For full viewing experience, this comic should be played on . . .
2011-06-03  No. 879  You can tell this strip is set in the United . . .
2011-06-04  No. 880  ...and then I said, no, it's you who's not wearing . . .
2011-06-05  No. 881  According to my research, 37% of people won't get this . . .
2011-06-06  No. 882  Hmm, on reflection I have to say they were right. . . .
2011-06-07  No. 883  I drew this strip on the bus on the way . . .
2011-06-08  No. 884  Buffered to here.
2011-06-09  No. 885  Alternative punchline: Knights in Wide Latin.
2011-06-10  No. 886  Did you know that if you synch up The Wizard . . .
2011-06-11  No. 887  Of course, if this comic had been written on grass . . .
2011-06-12  No. 888  Tonight's episode, "Kung-Fu Dragon!"
2011-06-13  No. 889  For the second half of this strip, you'll need to . . .
2011-06-14  No. 890  Before resolving yesterday's cliffhanger, it is first necessary to catch . . .
2011-06-15  No. 891  I had a severe craving for pumpkin soup the other . . .
2011-06-16  No. 892  Yes, this strip was inspired by The Waltons, Lawrence Welk, . . .
2011-06-17  No. 893  Whatever you do, do not play the music shown on . . .
2011-06-18  No. 894  Yes that is the Soldier from Team Fortress 2 rocket . . .
2011-06-19  No. 895  Yes, they're a bit young to get married, but when . . .
2011-06-20  No. 896  I'm still confused as to how a filler strip has . . .
2011-06-21  No. 897  Antonio looks a bit shifty here for a very good . . .
2011-06-22  No. 898  This edition of the strip was nominated for "Best Use . . .
2011-06-23  No. 899  Today's soundtrack is played live by the Berlin Philharmonic Orchestra. That's . . .
2011-06-24  No. 900  Yes, normally it would be inadvisable to use your illicit . . .
2011-06-25  No. 901  We haven't seen Major Hamm for a long time. A . . .
2011-06-26  No. 902  That, my friends, is not only the Grand Unifying Theory . . .
2011-06-27  No. 903  I slept like a log last night. And then I woke . . .
2011-06-28  No. 904  Don't you just hate it when your connecting train/flight is . . .
2011-06-29  No. 905  Well, it looks like the brain transference didn't happen quite . . .
2011-06-30  No. 906  So yes, that is indeed why I always turn down . . .
2011-07-01  No. 907  ... is a dish best served cold. (Vichyssoise, that is.)
2011-07-02  No. 908  What did you expect her to do, just sit around . . .
2011-07-03  No. 909  Yep, Lenny's cat hates Mondays! Ha ha! A cat who . . .
2011-07-04  No. 910  My nephew is terrified of "bees". But he's not terrified . . .
2011-07-05  No. 911  Who wants a sandwich? *raises hand*
2011-07-06  No. 912  I had this dream in which I was travelling to . . .
2011-07-07  No. 913  It took me hours with my usual image manipulation software . . .
2011-07-08  No. 914  So, any advice on getting coffee stains off of a . . .
2011-07-09  No. 915  You'd think that after this long drawing Gwenyth I'd be . . .
2011-07-10  No. 916  I once thought that it was possible to make a . . .
2011-07-11  No. 917  But if you put it the other way around, it's . . .
2011-07-12  No. 918  At last, the long awaited appearance of the "rickety apple".
2011-07-13  No. 919  Is there any popular TV show you watch, or music . . .
2011-07-14  No. 920  So finishes chapter 3. When did chapter 2 end, you . . .
2011-07-15  No. 921  And that, my friends, is how I got Christmas cancelled . . .
2011-07-16  No. 922  The ceremony begins with the new guard advancing toward the . . .
2011-07-17  No. 923  He who laughs last draws the short straw, as I . . .
2011-07-18  No. 924  Had to walk through a field with cows in it . . .
2011-07-19  No. 925  Their spots probably have eyes, you know.
2011-07-20  No. 926  There used to be a trope about "scenes the audience . . .
2011-07-21  No. 927  The real freakiest part of being around cows is the . . .
2011-07-22  No. 928  How many tennis balls must there be? If you take the . . .
2011-07-23  No. 929  What makes Juliane's face light up that way in the . . .
2011-07-24  No. 930  I like to think that there's an interesting story behind . . .
2011-07-25  No. 931  You'd think I'd know better by now. As this strip demonstrates . . .
2011-07-26  No. 932  I say, Holmes, surely you have noticed the complete absence . . .
2011-07-27  No. 933  It's been a week. If this was xkcd, that page . . .
2011-07-28  No. 934  I regret allowing forum account names to differ by only . . .
2011-07-29  No. 935  I drew this comic at work. Yes, I have a job . . .
2011-07-30  No. 936  Right, ladies and gentlemen: Contrary to what you appear to . . .
2011-07-31  No. 937  Still, I reckon he did it.
2011-08-01  No. 938  There you have it, my patented recipe for Chocolate, Tomato, . . .
2011-08-02  No. 939  Speaking of food, I made a trip to a local . . .
2011-08-03  No. 940  Okay, apparently I just breached the Treaty of Neuilly. Didn't . . .
2011-08-04  No. 941  This strip creates 23 causality violations in previous strips. See . . .
2011-08-05  No. 942  Suddenly everything becomes crystal clear! Well, okay, not the rocks. Or . . .
2011-08-06  No. 943  The "First Name", "Temp Name", and their family are named . . .
2011-08-07  No. 944  I had this eerie feeling that I came across a . . .
2011-08-08  No. 945  I don't know about you but I'm definitely staying out . . .
2011-08-09  No. 946  Yes, of course love prevails in the end. That's how . . .
2011-08-10  No. 947  Let me clarify for everyone who was concerned after yesterday's . . .
2011-08-11  No. 948  The sign is quite correct. There really is no vacancy . . .
2011-08-12  No. 949  So, it turns out the roast beef wasn't cooked properly, . . .
2011-08-13  No. 950  I was scanning through microfilm at my library looking for . . .
2011-08-14  No. 951  To quote Messrs. Gilbert and Sullivan, a paradox, a paradox, . . .
2011-08-15  No. 952  I think a suitable metaphor is that it's 4th and . . .
2011-08-16  No. 953  Don't you just hate getting brain freeze?
2011-08-17  No. 954  Okay, I realise you might not get this gag if . . .
2011-08-18  No. 955  This was inspired by the time I had to use . . .
2011-08-19  No. 956  I accidentally determined the maximum size of a comic annotation, . . .
2011-08-20  No. 957  So returning to the Yorkshire puddings, I realised the best . . .
2011-08-21  No. 958  Cookie to the first person to spot the Shakespeare reference. EDIT: . . .
2011-08-22  No. 959  I've done too many Shakespeare references recently, so here's an . . .
2011-08-23  No. 960  Be on the lookout for a celebrity guest star in . . .
2011-08-24  No. 961  Actually, science claims that humans have been "behaviourally modern" for . . .
2011-08-25  No. 962  Of course, these revelations would have all been obvious if . . .
2011-08-26  No. 963  There's been a recent explosion of cristilplatnyms with varying capitalisation . . .
2011-08-27  No. 964  If you read this, it will be because I have . . .
2011-08-28  No. 965  This strip is inspired by Salvador Dali. That's my excuse, and . . .
2011-08-29  No. 966  Today you get an unsolicited guest strip, courtesy of the . . .
2011-08-30  No. 967  Blackdrip will return in Thunderleaks!
2011-08-31  No. 968  I know what you're thinking: It would have been TOTALLY . . .
2011-09-01  No. 969  But if you're in certain clubs of a Saturday night, . . .
2011-09-02  No. 970  That's right - it's a safety dance. You're welcome.
2011-09-03  No. 971  Judging from the comments, it wasn't clear that the Lenny's . . .
2011-09-04  No. 972  RIP, celebrity guest star.
2011-09-05  No. 973  Sorry for all the exposition in this strip, but so . . .
2011-09-06  No. 974  I suggest following this comic with a good cigar and . . .
2011-09-07  No. 975  So you have this webcomic that you run without a . . .
2011-09-08  No. 976  I met someone from Hawaii today. She said something about . . .
2011-09-09  No. 977  I've just been informed that my mother does indeed read . . .
2011-09-10  No. 978  Let's see if I can explain this: A topological space (A, . . .
2011-09-11  No. 979  Great news, guys! Last month I wrote an article about . . .
2011-09-12  No. 980  That's actually an interesting moral conundrum. Unlike Juliane here, I . . .
2011-09-13  No. 981  Isn't it amazing how many fascinating stories can revolve around . . .
2011-09-14  No. 982  Who are those guys looking out the window with Major . . .
2011-09-15  No. 983  Yes, the ninja who you all thought didn't exist existed . . .
2011-09-16  No. 984  Those who subscribe to the Platonic theory of forms will . . .
2011-09-17  No. 985  Keep in mind that this universe is nested within another . . .
2011-09-18  No. 986  Should you wish, you can sing the words of today's . . .
2011-09-19  No. 987  More masking tape! More! No, more! More! Okay, that's enough.
2011-09-20  No. 988  Why look, there's Major Hamm! He's thirteen from the left . . .
2011-09-21  No. 989  Our heroes have now reached the corner of No and . . .
2011-09-22  No. 990  This annotation does not mention the comic. This sentence has . . .
2011-09-23  No. 991  Do not groan at my contrived plot device until you . . .
2011-09-24  No. 992  You may have noticed that the Egyptian wall painting in . . .
2011-09-25  No. 993  Ah, the old disappearing X trick, where X is ridiculously . . .
2011-09-26  No. 994  Do you remember those institutions - I think they were . . .
2011-09-27  No. 995  This is the first strip in which Wilfrid Savidge II . . .
2011-09-28  No. 996  I assure you that the fourth wall is fully intact. . . .
2011-09-29  No. 997  I've got myself one of those new gadgets where you . . .
2011-09-30  No. 998  Well, crap. Maybe the fourth wall isn't as intact as . . .
2011-10-01  No. 999  Zippers? ZIPPERS?!
2011-10-02  No. 1000  My subtle sense of humour is lost on some. To . . .
2011-10-03  No. 1001  And finally, Major Hamm makes his presence known to the . . .
2011-10-04  No. 1002  I'd cue the dramatic music but I haven't figured out . . .
2011-10-05  No. 1003  Okay, now he broke the fourth wall. ;)
2011-10-06  No. 1004  Okay, so there is a discussion now in the forums . . .
2011-10-07  No. 1005  Darn it, asexual people have all the luck!
2011-10-08  No. 1006  There will be no rocking around the clock in this . . .
2011-10-09  No. 1007  I know most of you will know this already, but . . .
2011-10-10  No. 1008  I'm occasionally criticised by readers when a strip is too . . .
2011-10-11  No. 1009  So remember guys, should this ever happen to your neighbours, . . .
2011-10-12  No. 1010  If you read this, then I have not only mysteriously . . .
2011-10-13  No. 1011  I swear I posted yesterday's update in plenty of time . . .
2011-10-14  No. 1012  Apparently lots of people like apples. I only discovered that recently, . . .
2011-10-15  No. 1013  In harking back to a previous strip, whilst I've still . . .
2011-10-16  No. 1014  If the Duke of Cambridge was a singer, would he . . .
2011-10-17  No. 1015  This is why I never buy purple napkins.
2011-10-18  No. 1016  Wait, when did I start processing all my comic's image . . .
2011-10-19  No. 1017  Personally I felt that Selachi Leapers had jumped the shark . . .
2011-10-20  No. 1018  For those of you wondering what Vanessa's insight was, here's . . .
2011-10-21  No. 1019  Go Wales!!!
2011-10-22  No. 1020  Let's see if any of you can come up with . . .
2011-10-23  No. 1021  To receive more information, please don't bother writing in as . . .
2011-10-24  No. 1022  Yes, it is a portable EKG recorder. Really, it's not . . .
2011-10-25  No. 1023  Evil gerbils + Blackdrip = APOCALYPSE!
2011-10-26  No. 1024  Hit the forums for the reader poll determining which main . . .
2011-10-27  No. 1025  Major Hamm's a bit off-model in this one. Looks more . . .
2011-10-28  No. 1026  The forum cake competition is over. Here's a round-up of . . .
2011-10-29  No. 1027  There was something else I was going to write here, . . .
2011-10-30  No. 1028  I don't know who hacked the forum to add it, . . .
2011-10-31  No. 1029  Before you ask, it's Sam Cooper Boulevard. It should be . . .
2011-11-01  No. 1030  It's probably no surprise that my latest culinary innovation, "Garlic . . .
2011-11-02  No. 1031  I was disappointed to discover that Cows on a Yacht . . .
2011-11-03  No. 1032  This is the first time we've seen Glandy in over . . .
2011-11-04  No. 1033  When I started working on this comic, I didn't expect . . .
2011-11-05  No. 1034  It's Ride an Animal to Work week in the comic's . . .
2011-11-06  No. 1035  The card game is out! And it's not some cheap . . .
2011-11-07  No. 1036  The soundtrack for today's comic was recorded by Anne-Sophie Mutter. Lovely . . .
2011-11-08  No. 1037  Well done if you noticed that the biggest problem with . . .
2011-11-09  No. 1038  My masterpiece, a crossover of all the comics by David . . .
2011-11-10  No. 1039  Not so much "mountain climbing" as more "getting a lift . . .
2011-11-11  No. 1040  Someone accused me of ripping off a punchline from a . . .
2011-11-12  No. 1041  Some of you only got a broken link for yesterday's . . .
2011-11-13  No. 1042  And there you have it, the explanation of how she . . .
2011-11-14  No. 1043  I must apologise for the incredibly poor quality of the . . .
2011-11-15  No. 1044  It's exactly what it looks like.
2011-11-16  No. 1045  Obviously, if somebody mentions something so prominently and out-of-place, it's . . .
2011-11-17  No. 1046  You would have been able to see that Jorge speaks . . .
2011-11-18  No. 1047  And so our three teams of heroes venture forth to . . .
2011-11-19  No. 1048  This is either going to land me a job or . . .
2011-11-20  No. 1049  Ever had a song going through your head all day, . . .
2011-11-21  No. 1050  The negotiations are doing pretty well. We might have this . . .
2011-11-22  No. 1051  As you can probably tell, actions of the villain in . . .
2011-11-23  No. 1052  Oh yes, I know some people will complain that I . . .
2011-11-24  No. 1053  Left: This is your mind. Centre: This is your mind on . . .
2011-11-25  No. 1054  Imagine this comic with the smell of burning rubber. Pretty awful, . . .
2011-11-26  No. 1055  And I included painted-over photographs in a comic again. Except . . .
2011-11-27  No. 1056  This is exactly what it doesn't look like.
2011-11-28  No. 1057  And then there're times when you need just a little . . .
2011-11-29  No. 1058  That's one problem with Zeppelins; they don't work well once . . .
2011-11-30  No. 1059  And no, I'm not going to publish it here. It's . . .
2011-12-01  No. 1060  In reply to the most recent letter I received, that's . . .
2011-12-02  No. 1061  I've been asked quite a few times now why I . . .
2011-12-03  No. 1062  That's right, I'm declaring a global War on Error. The . . .
2011-12-04  No. 1063  If you take panel 1 as the base case, and . . .
2011-12-05  No. 1064  This actually happened to the next door neighbour of the . . .
2011-12-06  No. 1065  Now when we seal the cat up in the box . . .
2011-12-07  No. 1066  Unchecked gerrymandering has resulted in a constituency map which is . . .
2011-12-08  No. 1067  Comments on a Postcard is not intended for use as . . .
2011-12-09  No. 1068  Somebody hacked the site and replaced the last seven annotations . . .
2011-12-10  No. 1069  And that is how a Snaxaphone works. WARNING: Prolonged exposure to . . .
2011-12-11  No. 1070  Our universe has one - it's called Hillary Clinton. Zing!
2011-12-12  No. 1071  This comic has been retracted due to its extreme offensiveness. If . . .
2011-12-13  No. 1072  At first I thought this strip was really tacky, but . . .
2011-12-14  No. 1073  The following comics are 100% banana free!* * Now with 80% . . .
2011-12-15  No. 1074  I cut my finger chopping vegetables for lunch and I . . .
2011-12-16  No. 1075  I had to get stitches to seal up that cut; . . .
2011-12-17  No. 1076  Yes, it looks like Team 2 is making great strides . . .
2011-12-18  No. 1077  Hey, I made it to 1000 comics!!! When the heck did . . .
2011-12-19  No. 1078  A week ago, I had a very realistic dream that . . .
2011-12-20  No. 1079  In case it isn't obvious, the figure in the last . . .
2011-12-21  No. 1080  There are no such things as aliens. Do not adjust . . .
2011-12-22  No. 1081  This is the first clue in the Swamp Virus puzzle. . . .
2011-12-23  No. 1082  I exaggerated for effect, but the bluish blood splashing from . . .
2011-12-24  No. 1083  And here he is, the sender of those mysterious notes... Ladies . . .
2011-12-25  No. 1084  In this timeline, the government landed on the moon in . . .
2011-12-26  No. 1085  And thus begins the New Adventures of Sugar Lad in . . .
2011-12-27  No. 1086  Ha! Let's see how much of your precious fanon survives . . .
2011-12-28  No. 1087  Nobody knows the trouble I've seen... The trouble, of course, . . .
2011-12-29  No. 1088  You'd think that with all the training the Professor's supposedly . . .
2011-12-30  No. 1089  In real life, I've actually lost two friends because of . . .
2011-12-31  No. 1090  I thought about the possibility of having them destroy the . . .
2012-01-01  No. 1091  The white dots represent eggs, in their role as progenitors . . .
2012-01-02  No. 1092  Dang it, nearly missed an update! Thankfully, it's still 11:57 . . .
2012-01-03  No. 1093  No, for the last time I do not own a . . .
2012-01-04  No. 1094  You know, sometimes you just gotta fling half a dozen . . .
2012-01-05  No. 1095  Who did put the bomp in the bomp, bomp, bomp?
2012-01-06  No. 1096  Now zombie cows, that would make for a scary movie.
2012-01-07  No. 1097  Today I'm just sitting back, relaxing, enjoying the holiday. How does . . .
2012-01-08  No. 1098  What's the matter with Antoinette? It's as if that girl . . .
2012-01-09  No. 1099  And who was afraid of Virginia Woolf?
2012-01-10  No. 1100  Th3 [l3tt3r b3tw33n 'd' and 'f'] k3y on my k3yboard . . .
2012-01-11  No. 1101  A Mindlessly, Musically Morbid Magnum-opus of Magnanimous Merriment, Markedly Miserable. A . . .
2012-01-12  No. 1102  I recently learned that more than thirty of Postcard's daily . . .
2012-01-13  No. 1103  With the recent tragic news, I felt it only appropriate . . .
2012-01-14  No. 1104  I've made some updates to the website. Not only is . . .
2012-01-15  No. 1105  This comic has been made in China, by Chimps, of . . .
2012-01-16  No. 1106  Today's strip brought to you by the letter π and . . .
2012-01-17  No. 1107  And why does reheated pizza never taste as good as . . .
2012-01-18  No. 1108  Conveniently, this is the first time Al Gore has appeared . . .
2012-01-19  No. 1109  There you have it video game fans, we have the . . .
2012-01-20  No. 1110  In chicken basketball, there are no fouls.
2012-01-21  No. 1111  In this deleted scene from Revenge of the Return of . . .
2012-01-22  No. 1112  I've been asked the following by a certain shapeshifter: "Come . . .
2012-01-23  No. 1113  Yes, Lenny got himself one of those newfangled "digital" watches, . . .
2012-01-24  No. 1114  Due to size constraints, all the dialogue today had to . . .
2012-01-25  No. 1115  In all honesty I didn't really think that toothpaste pie . . .
2012-01-26  No. 1116  I'm sorry this comic was late, my Internet went down . . .
2012-01-27  No. 1117  Sure, teleporting seems nice... but do you know how much . . .
2012-01-28  No. 1118  Drowning your sorrows in fruit punch just doesn't have the . . .
2012-01-29  No. 1119  Ah, the joys of calligraphy. Ah, the irritations of producing . . .
2012-01-30  No. 1120  So the main characters and audience alike get to finally . . .
2012-01-31  No. 1121  Sorry, guys, but I got distracted playing this new "Pong" . . .
2012-02-01  No. 1122  It's come to my attention that there are several chimpanzees . . .
2012-02-02  No. 1123  This shouldn't be too shocking. They said it was a . . .
2012-02-03  No. 1124  After making this strip, I realised that there's an additional . . .
2012-02-04  No. 1125  Blackdrip is either lying, mistaken, or in possession of technology . . .
2012-02-05  No. 1126  Panel 3 looks so different from the rest of the . . .
2012-02-06  No. 1127  Faithful reader Mxyzptlk got a large tattoo on his chest . . .
2012-02-07  No. 1128  The moral of the story here is "never let your . . .
2012-02-08  No. 1129  For today's comic, I suggest you curl up in bed . . .
2012-02-09  No. 1130  You can find a novelisation of this comic for sale . . .
2012-02-10  No. 1131  My thought for today: are excommunicated priests fired from a . . .
2012-02-11  No. 1132  I must apologise for the fact that today's comic is . . .
2012-02-12  No. 1133  Guest comic! This one's from... Hang on. I have no idea who . . .
2012-02-13  No. 1134  Movie Night here at Comments on a Postcard was an . . .
2012-02-14  No. 1135  Je suis un croissant. I'm learning French!! That's the first sentence . . .
2012-02-15  No. 1136  The Linux Merchandise Department has just sent me a reply . . .
2012-02-16  No. 1137  If it looks like a duck, and it quacks like . . .
2012-02-17  No. 1138  I think someone needs to re-explain the concept of "cloud . . .
2012-02-18  No. 1139  The above incident has been occurring to me recently. Which is . . .
2012-02-19  No. 1140  It's Mexican night! I'm preparing quesadillas, nachos, and home-made guacamole. The silly . . .
2012-02-20  No. 1141  And so begins a new arc, in which all the . . .
2012-02-21  No. 1142  My PC's key-panel (that's what I'm currently calling it, it's . . .
2012-02-22  No. 1143  A trained raven entered the office yesterday, slipped past two . . .
2012-02-23  No. 1144  Today's comic is written in such that if you translate . . .
2012-02-24  No. 1145  I am aware that Wanda's opinions on strudel have caused . . .
2012-02-25  No. 1146  As can be seen from this strip, Lenny is playing . . .
2012-02-26  No. 1147  It's only now that I've just realised that the entire . . .
2012-02-27  No. 1148  Proof checking was never so exciting, was it? Hoggie, don't answer . . .
2012-02-28  No. 1149  I've only just realised that Robosaurus, as frequently as he . . .
2012-02-29  No. 1150  The missing letters are "D", "T", and "P". Admit it. You . . .
2012-03-01  No. 1151  Given fan response, there's no way I'm dropping Robosaurus. Now . . .
2012-03-02  No. 1152  Due to my strong personal convictions, I wish to stress . . .
2012-03-03  No. 1153  This comic is the second part of our "one hint, . . .
2012-03-04  No. 1154  Due to the number of complaints I've received about Mauvedrip's . . .
2012-03-05  No. 1155  Checking my site's access stats, I noticed an enormous spike . . .
2012-03-06  No. 1156  I met a reader of my very own webcomic Who said: . . .
2012-03-07  No. 1157  And from now on, no more cookies.
2012-03-08  No. 1158  I think this strip could use a little explanation. Unfortunately, . . .
2012-03-09  No. 1159  This is the natural result of one's house-plants attaining sapience . . .
2012-03-10  No. 1160  First of all, I really do admire Pachelbel's canon. I . . .
2012-03-11  No. 1161  I decided that henceforth at RPG night, instead of using . . .
2012-03-12  No. 1162  I once absolutely failed the poetry module (and very nearly . . .
2012-03-13  No. 1163  I don't know why Robosaurus is wearing a Santa hat . . .
2012-03-14  No. 1164  "Head Death" of Irregular Webcomic! is making a guest appearance . . .
2012-03-15  No. 1165  The site referenced here appears to have shut down between . . .
2012-03-16  No. 1166  My focus groups indicated that this was the most exciting . . .
2012-03-17  No. 1167  Once more, one key on my letter input device is . . .
2012-03-18  No. 1168  Yesterday not only did I find that ducks' quacks do . . .
2012-03-19  No. 1169  The site-specific interactive performance art installation's the thing, Wherein I'll trap . . .
2012-03-20  No. 1170  The first person to colour in today's strip and send . . .
2012-03-21  No. 1171  My patent on this comedic method expires tomorrow, so I . . .
2012-03-22  No. 1172  Readers with a good knowledge of American history may object . . .
2012-03-23  No. 1173  To all the loyal readers who attended last weeks Postcards . . .
2012-03-24  No. 1174  !!!
2012-03-25  No. 1175  For some reason, every image on the site has been . . .
2012-03-26  No. 1176  ???
2012-03-27  No. 1177  Admit it. You'd do the same thing in this situation. . . .
2012-03-28  No. 1178  Today sees the introduction of two new characters: John "Jack" . . .
2012-03-29  No. 1179  $$$
2012-03-30  No. 1180  You know that time when Albert and his brother-in-law Steve . . .
2012-03-31  No. 1181  %%%
2012-04-01  No. 1182  Yes, dammit, I mean Johnson, not Jackson! Isn't this the . . .
2012-04-02  No. 1183  You know that time when Albert and his brother-in-law Steve . . .
2012-04-03  No. 1184  >>>
2012-04-04  No. 1185  Turning and turning in the widening gyre, The falcon cannot hear . . .
2012-04-05  No. 1186  My monkey got into some of the annotations and replaced . . .
2012-04-06  No. 1187  No, I am not trying to make Postcards conform to . . .
2012-04-07  No. 1188  I guess this might be jumping the shark, but I'm . . .
2012-04-08  No. 1189  And as a consequence of yesterday, today you get a . . .
2012-04-09  No. 1190  If this is real life, then I sure as hell . . .
2012-04-10  No. 1191  I have never eaten a shark myself, but a friend . . .
2012-04-11  No. 1192  Ha! Ha ha ha ha! HAHAHAHA! ... no.
2012-04-12  No. 1193  Much to Mrs Braysby's surprise, it seems that this local . . .
2012-04-13  No. 1194  Is it too soon? Well, I hope not, because I'm not . . .
2012-04-14  No. 1195  In hindsight, it was too soon.
2012-04-15  No. 1196  I've tried and tried, but I can't draw president John . . .
2012-04-16  No. 1197  Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I have in my hand a . . .
2012-04-17  No. 1198  No, I don't know why having his personality inverted changes . . .
2012-04-18  No. 1199  The fact that the personality un-inverter looks nothing like the . . .
2012-04-19  No. 1200  Those of you who were expecting Robosaurus' personality to be . . .
2012-04-20  No. 1201  Today's guest strip is by Leo Tolstoy. Apparently reports of . . .
2012-04-21  No. 1202  Yes, all right, today's comic is a shameless reference. I . . .
2012-04-22  No. 1203  I can't believe this strip went without any annotation for . . .
2012-04-23  No. 1204  I count 13 continuity errors in this strip. Perhaps getting . . .
2012-04-24  No. 1205  As part of my "Shakespeare meets Tolkien" experiment, I found . . .
2012-04-25  No. 1206  ... and now the love icosahedron is complete. Here's a . . .
2012-04-26  No. 1207  Sufficiently astute readers will recognise this as being the same . . .
2012-04-27  No. 1208  When I went to toss a small coin off the . . .
2012-04-28  No. 1209  This rendition of 4'33" for tape recorder, kazoo, and twenty-five . . .
2012-04-29  No. 1210  This is not the natural result of one's house-plants attaining . . .
2012-04-30  No. 1211  By popular demand, we are working on a limited edition . . .
2012-05-01  No. 1212  Not every visitor from the future is an idiot savant . . .
2012-05-02  No. 1213  So, I was bored one day so I decided to . . .
2012-05-03  No. 1214  I know, there isn't GPS on Mars, even in this . . .
2012-05-04  No. 1215  I thought I'd found a nice place to hide my . . .
2012-05-05  No. 1216  My old Prof appended a letter to the latest batch . . .
2012-05-06  No. 1217  Behold Arthurdentium, the latest element to be discovered, and with . . .
2012-05-07  No. 1218  Due to the large amount of text on the "love . . .
2012-05-08  No. 1219  I once heard that Alexander Fleming used to "paint" his . . .
2012-05-09  No. 1220  I suspect most people in London would be hard-pressed to . . .
2012-05-10  No. 1221  Due to a rendering error, about half of the objects . . .
2012-05-11  No. 1222  Gold! Gold! Gold! Well, okay. Maybe vanadium steel.
2012-05-12  No. 1223  One of the dangers in regarding a two-dimensional vector field . . .
2012-05-13  No. 1224  Unfortunately a technical hiccup on this site has meant that . . .
2012-05-14  No. 1225  Where are those bananas?
2012-05-15  No. 1226  You know that time when Albert and his brother-in-law Steve . . .
2012-05-16  No. 1227  Unfortunately a technical hiccup on this site has meant that . . .
2012-05-17  No. 1228  That's odd. Ever have déjà vu? That's odd.
2012-05-18  No. 1229  You know that time when Albert and his brother-in-law Steve . . .
2012-05-19  No. 1230  The auditions went really well! By this time next week . . .
2012-05-20  No. 1231  I WANT BANANAS!
2012-05-21  No. 1232  Hats, it's always about hats! To think, we all believed . . .
2012-05-22  No. 1233  This strip was made by pasting together various magazine clippings, . . .
2012-05-23  No. 1234  I have completed the fabled strip outline. At the rate we . . .
2012-05-24  No. 1235  You know, when I asked the artist to depict a . . .
2012-05-25  No. 1236  Wow. You guys are amazing, you really are. For those few . . .
2012-05-26  No. 1237  All right, that does it. I'm getting rid of the . . .
2012-05-27  No. 1238  And yet, somehow, not nearly as comforting.
2012-05-28  No. 1239  To explain today's comic... Well, actually, I'm not sure even I . . .
2012-05-29  No. 1240  The first panel is a satellite shot of the Mississippi . . .
2012-05-30  No. 1241  Wow. Who am I gonna call?
2012-05-31  No. 1242  I expect all of you are surprised by this development. . . .
2012-06-01  No. 1243  Whenever I get writer's block, I steal something from Postcard's . . .
2012-06-02  No. 1244  Today's comic has been drawn in at least 25 new . . .
2012-06-03  No. 1245  Serves him right for not calling her more often, really.
2012-06-04  No. 1246  The accordion lessons are going really well, thank you. Many . . .
2012-06-05  No. 1247  The assumption of insufficient knowledge and resources (AIKR) is used . . .
2012-06-06  No. 1248  This strip has been specially designed to be viewed as . . .
2012-06-07  No. 1249  EDIT: A correspondent writes to inform me that the background . . .
2012-06-08  No. 1250  I needed half a stick of celery for a recipe. . . .
2012-06-09  No. 1251  Whoa, 39 continuity errors! Looks like I'm not having that . . .
2012-06-10  No. 1252  A friend of mine has this idea for a website . . .
2012-06-11  No. 1253  Behold the solution to all our continuity problems: Winston Brodibank the . . .
2012-06-12  No. 1254  Hi, grandma.
2012-06-13  No. 1255  Aren't we all glad he read up on the Lottery . . .
2012-06-14  No. 1256  Someone really ought to tell the General that a Cocoa . . .
2012-06-15  No. 1257  At some point our friend is going to have to . . .
2012-06-16  No. 1258  So, carrot cake is a thing. But apparently celery cake . . .
2012-06-17  No. 1259  There now follows a test of the emergency news post . . .
2012-06-18  No. 1260  You may think Roxanne's reaction is a bit extreme, but . . .
2012-06-19  No. 1261  I'm not sure how well this would work in reality. Really. No, . . .
2012-06-20  No. 1262  You know, I don't really know what to say here . . .
2012-06-21  No. 1263  Apparently, Chinese scammers have been selling bootleg Twilight novels that . . .
2012-06-22  No. 1264  There's a reason he avoids recruitment bureaus: the Crimean War . . .
2012-06-23  No. 1265  I understand that readers have been having trouble accessing the . . .
2012-06-24  No. 1266  You know that sign that says, "Do not look at . . .
2012-06-25  No. 1267  Wow. I'm sure most of you heard the news. I can't . . .
2012-06-26  No. 1268  Yesterday, I was in a panic. Do you know why? . . .
2012-06-27  No. 1269  Sort of a cross between Ronald Reagan, a house cat, . . .
2012-06-28  No. 1270  Apparently even asparagus has feelings. Who knew?
2012-06-29  No. 1271  I don't know why people think I need to clarify . . .
2012-06-30  No. 1272  I've never understood why any sane person would want to . . .
2012-07-01  No. 1273  Performing the Charleston to the Nutcracker Suite is not as . . .
2012-07-02  No. 1274  Whether Plato's spoon was based upon the Platonic form of . . .
2012-07-03  No. 1275  Spot the cameos! I thought the Dead-Three-Times Club would be . . .
2012-07-04  No. 1276  Readers have taken me to task for the historically inaccurate . . .
2012-07-05  No. 1277  Please do return next time for the further adventures of . . .
2012-07-06  No. 1278  Meanwhile, Ulric the Pragmatic and his noble rainbow-maned flying steed . . .
2012-07-07  No. 1279  Wait, there's something in my eye. ... And my jaw. And . . .
2012-07-08  No. 1280  As far as worst case scenarios go, I'd say that . . .
2012-07-09  No. 1281  How will they get out of this one?!?! Don't ask me, . . .
2012-07-10  No. 1282  I'm pleased to announce that for the next two weeks . . .
2012-07-11  No. 1283  I skipped lunch to get this one done. I managed . . .
2012-07-12  No. 1284  The password is "chimpanzee", everybody knows that. The big mystery . . .
2012-07-13  No. 1285  And so Rome falls. Again.
2012-07-14  No. 1286  None shall pass the dread guardian of the portal. Unless . . .
2012-07-15  No. 1287  Today's music is brought to you by the entire Andromeda . . .
2012-07-16  No. 1288  Lenny's favourite three words are "a", "an", and "the". Of course, . . .
2012-07-17  No. 1289  No, this is not Albert and his brother-in-law Steve, but . . .
2012-07-18  No. 1290  It sure looks like a bad time to posit hypotheticals . . .
2012-07-19  No. 1291  Forty miles. Forty miles. And he didn't even bring a . . .
2012-07-20  No. 1292  This comic contains slapstick captions for the humour-impaired.
2012-07-21  No. 1293  As a matter of fact the reverse of the scenario . . .
2012-07-22  No. 1294  Postcard is now 20% cooler. EDIT: Some wit has reminded me . . .
2012-07-23  No. 1295  Too bad he hadn't arrived one day later - he . . .
2012-07-24  No. 1296  This comic formed part of the submission for which I . . .
2012-07-25  No. 1297  It's been a long time between taco salads for Roxanne. Yes, . . .
2012-07-26  No. 1298  Two words: "Spanish Inquisition".
2012-07-27  No. 1299  Today's guest comic is by... me. How on Earth did . . .
2012-07-28  No. 1300  The recent list of unresolved questions and dangling plotlines constructed . . .
2012-07-29  No. 1301  Do you realise if you rotate France 180°... Corsica would . . .
2012-07-30  No. 1302  Six words: "This is not the Spanish Inquisition".
2012-07-31  No. 1303  It is suspected that the Gödel Alephnullplex is screening films . . .
2012-08-01  No. 1304  This joke would probably have worked better in 1993, but . . .
2012-08-02  No. 1305  Selecting a mere five best works from a large collection . . .
2012-08-03  No. 1306  A man tests out the saying "kill two birds with . . .
2012-08-04  No. 1307  Count the nostrils. And then do the same for her . . .
2012-08-05  No. 1308  At eleven times the price of walnuts, this is not . . .
2012-08-06  No. 1309  Vampires don't make good cobblers: all their shoes are sole-less.
2012-08-07  No. 1310  Apparently Jean-Paul Sartre wants his glasses back.
2012-08-08  No. 1311  Well done to all the forum users who spotted that . . .
2012-08-09  No. 1312  Do you remember the days when you went to the . . .
2012-08-10  No. 1313  In case you can't read it, the cypher text reads . . .
2012-08-11  No. 1314  Just a brief note, green apparel and other objects that . . .
2012-08-12  No. 1315  This strip also works as an alternate, subversive ending to . . .
2012-08-13  No. 1316  Think of this as the David Lynch version of this . . .
2012-08-14  No. 1317  Once more we catch up with Blackdrip, who, naturally, is . . .
2012-08-15  No. 1318  The aforementioned stunt was performed at a time before it . . .
2012-08-16  No. 1319  This is what too many salami milkshakes will do to . . .
2012-08-17  No. 1320  The genesis of this strip began a long time ago. Approximately . . .
2012-08-18  No. 1321  The text on the image Blackdrip is viewing in panel . . .
2012-08-19  No. 1322  Disclaimer: This comic and the next 15 that follow it . . .
2012-08-20  No. 1323  I wrote this strip forgetting that Lenny's cat's grandfather was . . .
2012-08-21  No. 1324  You wouldn't have thought that an earthquake would have such . . .
2012-08-22  No. 1325  Alternate setup: "It's a device for measuring the accumulated radiation . . .
2012-08-23  No. 1326  Okay, after a great deal of research, I have concluded . . .
2012-08-24  No. 1327  In this story arc, I set out to further explore . . .
2012-08-25  No. 1328  For added impact when reading this strip, have a large . . .
2012-08-26  No. 1329  Sorry there was no comic yesterday. Someone replaced the water in . . .
2012-08-27  No. 1330  Okay, it seems that ceramics do indeed bounce under those . . .
2012-08-28  No. 1331  The hams and salamis hanging in the window here are . . .
2012-08-29  No. 1332  The ending cutaway gag of Garfield doing a hand-stand on . . .
2012-08-30  No. 1333  Okay, this will be the last joke about 19th century . . .
2012-08-31  No. 1334  The title of the book is 16 Colours of CGA.
2012-09-01  No. 1335  For your information that was supposed to be a portrait . . .
2012-09-02  No. 1336  I had a dream. It was mostly composed of the . . .
2012-09-03  No. 1337  Eleven times. Eleven times. I guess I'll just have to go . . .
2012-09-04  No. 1338  You can lead a horse to water, but you thereby . . .
2012-09-05  No. 1339  Albert and his brother-in-law Steve walk into a bar. ... What, you . . .
2012-09-06  No. 1340  I don't think it's unrealistic that this has become a . . .
2012-09-07  No. 1341  What paradox, you ask? Well, ask yourself this: if Robosaurus . . .
2012-09-08  No. 1342  Lenny's cat is showing a disturbing tendency towards distinctly un-catlike . . .
2012-09-09  No. 1343  When I learned that this model of computer can be . . .
2012-09-10  No. 1344  It seems that the restaurant doesn't serve humans, but it . . .
2012-09-11  No. 1345  All part of my master plan.
2012-09-12  No. 1346  The graph shows the distribution of Lyman alpha absorption lines . . .
2012-09-13  No. 1347  Read the previous strip with this one using this rhythm. Also, . . .
2012-09-14  No. 1348  Celery flavoured jelly, the latest in a series of culinary . . .
2012-09-15  No. 1349  As a wise man once said: "Thanks for help identifying . . .
2012-09-16  No. 1350  Meet Carl, who has hair and a scar, alias Brian, . . .
2012-09-17  No. 1351  WARNING: This strip is not safe for work. It contains . . .
2012-09-18  No. 1352  Here we have red foxes, black bears, golden eagles, bluebottles . . .
2012-09-19  No. 1353  So far there have been about 500,000 kings named "John . . .
2012-09-20  No. 1354  When this became a meme amongst the fandom, I said . . .
2012-09-21  No. 1355  Many readers have written to ask me how I am . . .
2012-09-22  No. 1356  Looks like a goldfish to me.
2012-09-23  No. 1357  I wanted to subvert the usual "Cops constantly eat doughnuts" . . .
2012-09-24  No. 1358  Having said that (well, having had Lenny say it), I . . .
2012-09-25  No. 1359  Why yes it is a one-eyed Scotsman wearing a glengarry . . .
2012-09-26  No. 1360  Think who that character could be. It's not who you're . . .
2012-09-27  No. 1361  The giraffe in the room isn't really that tall. Otherwise . . .
2012-09-28  No. 1362  It's certainly been a long time since this comic featured . . .
2012-09-29  No. 1363  In the end, any painting I draw featuring a human . . .
2012-09-30  No. 1364  To forestall complaining about yesterday's cliffhanger, I will indicate some . . .
2012-10-01  No. 1365  I'm off for a week in the Antarctic, but there . . .
2012-10-02  No. 1366  Alternate ending: he lands in Australia, and they all have . . .
2012-10-03  No. 1367  Unfortunately today's comic just reeks of this... You have my permission . . .
2012-10-04  No. 1368  Yes, the last few strips were all basically just setup . . .
2012-10-05  No. 1369  A long time ago, I was watching that anime about . . .
2012-10-06  No. 1370  I'm back from Antarctica. It was cold, thank you very much. . . .
2012-10-07  No. 1371  This comic in no way reflects the views or opinions . . .
2012-10-08  No. 1372  Yeah, magic isn't real. I know this contradicts many things . . .
2012-10-09  No. 1373  Because, after all, black and white cranberries don't even grow . . .
2012-10-10  No. 1374  The (intentional) ambiguity will be resolved in about 10 strips' . . .
2012-10-11  No. 1375  Only that guy can make a sentence containing both "fish . . .
2012-10-12  No. 1376  I'm not sure who remembers this, but here you go.
2012-10-13  No. 1377  Today's comic is actually painted on to a brick wall . . .
2012-10-14  No. 1378  For those of you who have been blocking out the . . .
2012-10-15  No. 1379  If it seems like breakfast has been going on for . . .
2012-10-16  No. 1380  To answer a popular query, technically we don't have so . . .
2012-10-17  No. 1381  An interesting time question to ask yourself based on today's . . .
2012-10-18  No. 1382  What is the fourth wall? That is a very good question, . . .
2012-10-19  No. 1383  This eschaton has been brought to you by Mahler's 9th . . .
2012-10-20  No. 1384  printf("Today's strip is brought to you by the number %lX.\n", . . .
2012-10-21  No. 1385  I think I might've done this one before. No wait, I . . .
2012-10-22  No. 1386  Those of you complaining that Margaret didn't even bother explaining . . .
2012-10-23  No. 1387  But does it go with rice and noodles?
2012-10-24  No. 1388  T-shirts are now available in the store, with that expression . . .
2012-10-25  No. 1389  William Shakespeare did not exist in this universe. However monkeys . . .
2012-10-26  No. 1390  I promise: no more out-of-context 14th century French or Italian . . .
2012-10-27  No. 1391  Things to remember:Leopards and polar bears do not make good . . .
2012-10-28  No. 1392  This strip was inspired by discovering that the exact phrase . . .
2012-10-29  No. 1393  The rocket was launched at 8:15 AM, January 14th, AD . . .
2012-10-30  No. 1394  Many Bothans died to bring us this comic. They should get . . .
2012-10-31  No. 1395  Q: How many Ramsey theorists does it take to change . . .
2012-11-01  No. 1396  I bet this strip had Akira Kurosawa spinning in his . . .
2012-11-02  No. 1397  You may think that this is unfair, unlikely, and unrealistic. . . .
2012-11-03  No. 1398  For a bonus strip, type the URL of a different . . .
2012-11-04  No. 1399  RUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!
2012-11-05  No. 1400  I've seen many essays based on the mathematical system established . . .
2012-11-06  No. 1401  I think I might've done this one before. Oh wait, yes . . .
2012-11-07  No. 1402  This is the result of applying a particular diffeomorphism of . . .
2012-11-08  No. 1403  For those of you concerned about the elephants, this comic . . .
2012-11-09  No. 1404  It's also known as the "Higgs position".
2012-11-10  No. 1405  Okay, you can stop running now.
2012-11-11  No. 1406  In the background is the positron of the wife of . . .
2012-11-12  No. 1407  From left to right: Betsy, Chameleon, and Square Root.
2012-11-13  No. 1408  And now everything is incompatible. Including Blackdrip and Antoinette.
2012-11-14  No. 1409  Transcription of Lenny's scroll: sin(x) = 0 → cos(x) ≠ 0 and sin(Jesus) . . .
2012-11-15  No. 1410  Either there's no way to tell, or it's completely trivial. . . .
2012-11-16  No. 1411  Here's a hint: The victim was one of the characters . . .
2012-11-17  No. 1412  I drew this on the bus. And the road home . . .
2012-11-18  No. 1413  To be continued... Or is it? After all, there could be . . .
2012-11-19  No. 1414  This is not what you think it is. Unless you think . . .
2012-11-20  No. 1415  I have no comments on the strip today, but several . . .
2012-11-21  No. 1416  Because elves versus dwarves has been done.
2012-11-22  No. 1417  This may be the first time in any comic that . . .
2012-11-23  No. 1418  The best score I ever got on that game was . . .
2012-11-24  No. 1419  Voy a hacer esto como una anotación breve posible. He . . .
2012-11-25  No. 1420  It's a bit pink, isn't it? Okay, it's a lot pink. And . . .
2012-11-26  No. 1421  Sorry for all the colours, but I need to keep . . .
2012-11-27  No. 1422  ... except here, in the battle between the light blue . . .
2012-11-28  No. 1423  Trying to construct a language by mapping anagrams of certain . . .
2012-11-29  No. 1424  Deconstruction.
2012-11-30  No. 1425  Of course, our months are named after the Moon. It's . . .
2012-12-01  No. 1426  So far as I'm aware I haven't used any.
2012-12-02  No. 1427  ... Until now, that is. Well I could hardly risk having . . .
2012-12-03  No. 1428  It's funny when you realise that this whole war would . . .
2012-12-04  No. 1429  Of course, the right way to go about it would . . .
2012-12-05  No. 1430  It may seem odd, but I believe the formulae work . . .
2012-12-06  No. 1431  And the doctor turns out to be a misanthropic medical . . .
2012-12-07  No. 1432  ... and just because you're a maverick doesn't mean you . . .
2012-12-08  No. 1433  I've actually gotten lost the same way she did. Although . . .
2012-12-09  No. 1434  Alternative punchline: "Yeah ... looks like we'll need to use . . .
2012-12-10  No. 1435  Peanut butter with cinnamon. How could nobody have ever thought . . .
2012-12-11  No. 1436  Also, that's not his real hair. And that wasn't the . . .
2012-12-12  No. 1437  Forgive the expression of "Let's pull the bull by the . . .
2012-12-13  No. 1438  I devised an immensely cunning annotation for today's comic. Alas, . . .
2012-12-14  No. 1439  If this happens to you in real life, I'd suggest . . .
2012-12-15  No. 1440  Some of you may consider this anatomically implausible. You are . . .
2012-12-16  No. 1441  Welcome to Law School! The next four years of strips might . . .
2012-12-17  No. 1442  I had the perfect annotation for this strip figured out . . .
2012-12-18  No. 1443  Dalia173 is not to be confused with Daria173 or Talia173. . . .
2012-12-19  No. 1444  Secretly, she's a bit afraid of the hornet. Yeah, people . . .
2012-12-20  No. 1445  I didn't actually think their stats through when writing the . . .
2012-12-21  No. 1446  And here it is: The trailer for the Postcard movie.
2012-12-22  No. 1447  Gwenyth has never seen a diamond that big before. If only . . .
2012-12-23  No. 1448  Someone asked me how I do the magical vanishing effect. . . .
2012-12-24  No. 1449  I need to do this annotation quickly because - whoops, . . .
2012-12-25  No. 1450  But of course that requires more A4 sheets of paper . . .
2012-12-26  No. 1451  ... hence the sheet of A(-284) paper. It's still not . . .
2012-12-27  No. 1452  If I told you I'd gone back in time and . . .
2012-12-28  No. 1453  Remember folks, gravity is just a theory. Antonio's worldview does . . .
2012-12-29  No. 1454  I would like to thank Morgan Freeman, Abraham Lincoln, and . . .
2012-12-30  No. 1455  It's less impressive once you discover that the court order . . .
2012-12-31  No. 1456  You have to feel sorry for those who turned up . . .
2013-01-01  No. 1457  To all those who think this was a cleverly subtle . . .
2013-01-02  No. 1458  I'm not lactose intolerant, I'm just ageladaphobic.
2013-01-03  No. 1459  I've seen people do more extreme things. Not for 1p, . . .
2013-01-04  No. 1460  You never thought you'd see a zoom lens attachment on . . .
2013-01-05  No. 1461  Video game skills don't transfer to real life that well. . . .
2013-01-06  No. 1462  The ninja in the background isn't actually a ninja. He's . . .
2013-01-07  No. 1463  The best part isn't that it tastes like the surface . . .
2013-01-08  No. 1464  I just took a Myers-Briggs test. Apparently I'm a STFU.
2013-01-09  No. 1465  Each pixel of this strip was drawn by a different . . .
2013-01-10  No. 1466  I just took an online intelligence test. It said I . . .
2013-01-11  No. 1467  I confess I made this strip in a deliberate effort . . .
2013-01-12  No. 1468  This strip is copyrighted, trademarked, patented, and not to be . . .
2013-01-13  No. 1469  The pirate in the background isn't actually a pirate. He's . . .
2013-01-14  No. 1470  Actually, all the characters have been playing Nomic this whole . . .
2013-01-15  No. 1471  Hmm, something still seems wrong with this picture. It's probably . . .
2013-01-16  No. 1472  After extensive simulation, I have concluded that this will work, . . .
2013-01-17  No. 1473  This is not what I wrote originally. I originally had . . .
2013-01-18  No. 1474  Today's dialogue, intentionally left out of the strip, can be . . .
2013-01-19  No. 1475  Crowning Moment of Funny.
2013-01-20  No. 1476  The zombie in the background is definitely not a ninja . . .
2013-01-21  No. 1477  No comment.
2013-01-22  No. 1478  Imagine if all the Harry Potter characters were giant transforming . . .
2013-01-23  No. 1479  All right kids, you know how you're usually warned not . . .
2013-01-24  No. 1480  My spellchecker corrected "Tbkdfkj" in this strip to "Fightback". Close . . .
2013-01-25  No. 1481  I, uh, didn't mean to cross over with Madame Bovary, . . .
2013-01-26  No. 1482  Just remember: If you're going to try this, be sure . . .
2013-01-27  No. 1483  The joke in this comic was originally going to be . . .
2013-01-28  No. 1484  Wow. I can't actually remember the last time I had . . .
2013-01-29  No. 1485  They're taking a straw poll. To see which straw should win.
2013-01-30  No. 1486  I completed this strip first and then wrote it. Does . . .
2013-01-31  No. 1487  The hardest part of making panel 4 was, I kid . . .
2013-02-01  No. 1488  In the original outline for the storyline of Postcard, this . . .
2013-02-02  No. 1489  This was an interesting idea, you see I came up with . . .
2013-02-03  No. 1490  This is a haiku About man from Nantucket; No space for punchline.
2013-02-04  No. 1491  Blackdrip returns! Okay, okay, nothing really happened to him, but he . . .
2013-02-05  No. 1492  That was a lie. And that's the truth! Although it's . . .
2013-02-06  No. 1493  For maximum comedic effect, mull over Lenny's remark in the . . .
2013-02-07  No. 1494  I think this calls for a celebration. Although I wouldn't . . .
2013-02-08  No. 1495  Since the dialogue in the strip isn't really enough to . . .
2013-02-09  No. 1496  The prosecution really doesn't have a case here. But Lenny . . .
2013-02-10  No. 1497  It's a good indicator of how much their skills have . . .
2013-02-11  No. 1498  The cast of Postcard and their interactions has been used . . .
2013-02-12  No. 1499  The answer to any question of the form "What sort . . .
2013-02-13  No. 1500  To view today's strip You shall have to go log in So . . .
2013-02-14  No. 1501  Keep him away from the post office, or you won't . . .
2013-02-15  No. 1502  I imagine, if you could somehow manoeuvre them into your . . .
2013-02-16  No. 1503  The approximation sqrt(2) ~= 665857/470832 was obtained by carrying out . . .
2013-02-17  No. 1504  What is a paragraph? A paragraph is a long-form answer to . . .
2013-02-18  No. 1505  The Gallery of Interior Furnishings Which Want To Kill You . . .
2013-02-19  No. 1506  I think I've done this strip before, but I'm not . . .
2013-02-20  No. 1507  This whole strip is predicated on the fact that King . . .
2013-02-21  No. 1508  Can you believe it? I had an entire annotation discussing . . .
2013-02-22  No. 1509  This was inspired by a real comic I read.
2013-02-23  No. 1510  Strip temporarily removed while I try to figure out why . . .
2013-02-24  No. 1511  After all, friendship is magic, right?
2013-02-25  No. 1512  However, they do have a word for "someone who tries . . .
2013-02-26  No. 1513  And then the invigilator says "Turn over your papers, you . . .
2013-02-27  No. 1514  I'm-a hopin' that thar last line of dialogue didn't go . . .
2013-02-28  No. 1515  Someone actually made a Postcard musical for real! It was . . .
2013-03-01  No. 1516  I've always been a fan of the party game where . . .
2013-03-02  No. 1517  That's the only problem with having a buffer. By the . . .
2013-03-03  No. 1518  Astoundingly, full marks were awarded for the answer "Proof: The . . .
2013-03-04  No. 1519  He's also following every member of the Dark Council on . . .
2013-03-05  No. 1520  I considered having the time traveller ask "Why don't you . . .
2013-03-06  No. 1521  I hit my head yesterday, and apparently I was pretty . . .
2013-03-07  No. 1522  I came up with a poem to go along with . . .
2013-03-08  No. 1523  It's pastrami, not corned beef! That should remove any residual confusion . . .
2013-03-09  No. 1524  This isn't sesquipedelian loquaciousness so much as centipedelian loquaciousness.
2013-03-10  No. 1525  This strip references at least 6 different tabletop role-playing games . . .
2013-03-11  No. 1526  Finally. Two years ago I had placed this strip in . . .
2013-03-12  No. 1527  By my reckoning, this is the third strip in the . . .
2013-03-13  No. 1528  Well, it's a new year, everybody. Poor old Major Hamm . . .
2013-03-14  No. 1529  And that's what happens if you try to play along . . .
2013-03-15  No. 1530  Of course, beyond some sort of mental control, I'd never . . .
2013-03-16  No. 1531  Oh dear. The entire system depends on no-one ever asking . . .
2013-03-17  No. 1532  Events in the above strip are fictional. Resemblance to real . . .
2013-03-18  No. 1533  3 strips to go until... well, you'll have to wait . . .
2013-03-19  No. 1534  I drew this strip in the afternoon. Not an afternoon. The . . .
2013-03-20  No. 1535  How not to tell a joke: My dog has anosmia. . . .
2013-03-21  No. 1536  People had been asking me exactly how Yuri got to . . .
2013-03-22  No. 1537  The basic rules of the game are as stated above. . . .
2013-03-23  No. 1538  Puzzle: How is the above strip a Quine?
2013-03-24  No. 1539  Having the in-laws around for "Tell the Truth"-day certainly does . . .
2013-03-25  No. 1540  He didn't kick quickly enough... It's like Peanuts on a . . .
2013-03-26  No. 1541  It's a cold, dreary, rainy day. And what am I . . .
2013-03-27  No. 1542  Today's comic is supposed to wipe your memory of its . . .
2013-03-28  No. 1543  The last time Gwenyth tried this... Well, you know what . . .
2013-03-29  No. 1544  You might be able to tell that I drew this . . .
2013-03-30  No. 1545  Today's exception to the general rules is that you can't . . .
2013-03-31  No. 1546  When viewing the artwork for this comic series, most people . . .
2013-04-01  No. 1547 
2013-04-02  No. 1548  And, as of the posting of this strip, I should . . .
2013-04-03  No. 1549  With this we begin a short interlude. I know many . . .
2013-04-04  No. 1550  Today, a new comic featuring Albert and his brother-in-law Steve, . . .
2013-04-05  No. 1551  This doesn't necessarily mean Wilfrid Savidge II is a spy . . .
2013-04-06  No. 1552  I drew these random sports poses as a montage, but . . .
2013-04-07  No. 1553  This one's from back when I did editorial comics for . . .
2013-04-08  No. 1554  After the positive reaction to the old strip shown yesterday, . . .
2013-04-09  No. 1555  Good news, everyone! I'll be appearing at a comic convention . . .
2013-04-10  No. 1556  And so begins my blatant rip-off ofhomage to The Prisoner. . . .
2013-04-11  No. 1557  There was nary a sight more degenerate than that of . . .
2013-04-12  No. 1558  I wrote this long ago when I was sick. As . . .
2013-04-13  No. 1559  If you didn't realise, everyone in the first panel has . . .
2013-04-14  No. 1560  Is this the end of our hero? Let's hope so. . . .
2013-04-15  No. 1561  As for me, I'll shout as and when I please.
2013-04-16  No. 1562  Except she's French. And female. And about 40 years younger. . . .
2013-04-17  No. 1563  If there's one thing I learned while plotting out the . . .
2013-04-18  No. 1564  Shakespeare, as performed by the piles of dust that accumulate . . .
2013-04-19  No. 1565  After making this strip, I decided it worked better if . . .
2013-04-20  No. 1566  This sort of thing seems to happen every time Preston . . .
2013-04-21  No. 1567  Today is the annual untreated sewage drinking contest. Or is . . .
2013-04-22  No. 1568  OK, for future reference, all comments go in the forums. . . .
2013-04-23  No. 1569  --- -.- --..-- / -. --- .-- / -.-- --- . . .
2013-04-24  No. 1570  This one goes out to all the fans of the . . .
2013-04-25  No. 1571  Some of you have sent e-mails, written comments in the . . .
2013-04-26  No. 1572  I am pretty sure the issue is with their computer. . . .
2013-04-27  No. 1573  I'm auctioning off the original artwork for this strip to . . .
2013-04-28  No. 1574  Boredom is when you and your friend(s) play Snakes and . . .
2013-04-29  No. 1575  And these, ladies and gentlemen, are today's contestants.
2013-04-30  No. 1576  When you get this far in the business, you're allowed . . .
2013-05-01  No. 1577  Yesterday's cartoon was the final installment of Postcard. All the rest . . .
2013-05-02  No. 1578  Some of you have asked when Postcard (or A.C.R.O.N.Y.M., as . . .
2013-05-03  No. 1579  Postcard will now undergo a short hiatus pending the resolution . . .
2013-05-04  No. 1580  I assure you all that rumours of Postcard's demise have . . .
2013-05-05  No. 1581  Any resemblance to real-world politics is unintentional, not to mention . . .
2013-05-06  No. 1582  I just went to the first few strips in the . . .
2013-05-07  No. 1583  Somehow the artist has managed to convey a David Bowie . . .
2013-05-08  No. 1584  Well, that went away faster than I was expecting. Hiatus . . .
2013-05-09  No. 1585  It has been pointed out to me that all the . . .
2013-05-10  No. 1586  I daresay we rather over-budget on this particular comic strip, . . .
2013-05-11  No. 1587  Uh-oh. Either the image is broken (meaning I didn't upload . . .
2013-05-12  No. 1588  That's apparently the best he can do under short notice.
2013-05-13  No. 1589  Phew, false alarm! I just did a trawl of the . . .
2013-05-14  No. 1590  Only Albert's brother-in-law Steve, could actually stop the collapse of . . .
2013-05-15  No. 1591  And if you believe THAT, I've got an Einstein-Rosen bridge . . .
2013-05-16  No. 1592  ... yup, it's legit.
2013-05-17  No. 1593  I just got through checking TV Tropes. So, a Shout . . .
2013-05-18  No. 1594  The S.S. Higgs set sail, then later that night it . . .
2013-05-19  No. 1595  Just think - you could remove the previous five strips, . . .
2013-05-20  No. 1596  A new twist on the doughnut: a klein bottle.
2013-05-21  No. 1597  Lenny is just the person to fulfill the prophecy. Too . . .
2013-05-22  No. 1598  Ten years ago to the day, today, I started working . . .
2013-05-23  No. 1599  Some misguided fool actually tried to publish a maximal atlas . . .
2013-05-24  No. 1600  That fish will either cause the end of the world . . .
2013-05-25  No. 1601  Poor Fred, he must be the only guy in existence . . .
2013-05-26  No. 1602  Okay, orthogonal universe. Most people settle for something affine, but . . .
2013-05-27  No. 1603  The lesson here is that pretending to be paranoid is . . .
2013-05-28  No. 1604  Well, being unexpectedly given a tonne of bananas, what would . . .
2013-05-29  No. 1605  It has come to my attention that some readers haven't . . .
2013-05-30  No. 1606  I've been informed by an attentive (read: extraordinarily sad) reader . . .
2013-05-31  No. 1607  And the answer is... 119.85!
2013-06-01  No. 1608  And with that, the grand experiment concludes. They only had . . .
2013-06-02  No. 1609  I really need a better filing system than the current . . .
2013-06-03  No. 1610  There're worse monikers out there, but his is pretty bad.
2013-06-04  No. 1611  Prime example of an alternate universe. Where Blackdrip is Whiterain . . .
2013-06-05  No. 1612  And in tomorrow's lesson, you will learn how to clap . . .
2013-06-06  No. 1613  It's kinda sad when you can no longer tell the . . .
2013-06-07  No. 1614  Does anybody else want to challenge Major Hamm's explanation? I . . .
2013-06-08  No. 1615  Some have asked if Postcard has a set time span. . . .
2013-06-09  No. 1616  When the notion of neutrinos was first proposed, I can't . . .
2013-06-10  No. 1617  ...five hundred twenty-five thousand nine hundred and thirty-two minutes...
2013-06-11  No. 1618  Don't say it. I know that Gwenyth contradicted herself five . . .
2013-06-12  No. 1619  He really should've been sitting down for that. Which reminds . . .
2013-06-13  No. 1620  This is entry No. 27 in 101 Signs that you're . . .
2013-06-14  No. 1621  When your very existence has been debunked by all of . . .
2013-06-15  No. 1622  ... and that's how Lenny got a Erdős-Bacon number of . . .
2013-06-16  No. 1623  He tiptoes through the tulips and dances with the daffodils . . .
2013-06-17  No. 1624  Is there really a such thing as a "clever pun"? . . .
2013-06-18  No. 1625  Sorry about the water stains. If you have an issue . . .
2013-06-19  No. 1626  And that reminds me... I'm only 4 short of my . . .
2013-06-20  No. 1627  I spent all day trying to write an adequate script . . .
2013-06-21  No. 1628  I actually always thought these were supposed to be edible. . . .
2013-06-22  No. 1629  Sometimes a Chekhov's Gun simply gets left unfired. It's a . . .
2013-06-23  No. 1630  Today I've decided to set you all an assignment. Write . . .
2013-06-24  No. 1631  Okay, who managed to submit a video as their assignment? . . .
2013-06-25  No. 1632  This is the first strip to introduce the new character . . .
2013-06-26  No. 1633  That is, of course, the best part of scouting ahead.
2013-06-27  No. 1634  An advance warning: Tomorrow's strip will feature strong language and . . .
2013-06-28  No. 1635  Oh my... Uh... Excuse me for a moment...
2013-06-29  No. 1636  Right now Blackdrip has dollar signs in his eyes. I . . .
2013-06-30  No. 1637  This strip may not quite be topical by the time . . .
2013-07-01  No. 1638  Leaves generate sugars and other carbohydrates by the process of . . .
2013-07-02  No. 1639  Now available in novelisation, TV serial, and cinematic movie format.
2013-07-03  No. 1640  Some people were surprised to discover that the Mysterious Woman . . .
2013-07-04  No. 1641  If only there really was a one-world government...
2013-07-05  No. 1642  I received an email from a reader yesterday who asked . . .
2013-07-06  No. 1643  Some new FAQ entries: Q: What do you use to . . .
2013-07-07  No. 1644  The secret number code is a sequence the digital roots . . .
2013-07-08  No. 1645  Not since the flashback sequence in #1543 have we seen . . .
2013-07-09  No. 1646  Bet you all thought that was just an element of . . .
2013-07-10  No. 1647  It's still a better idea than her plan to remake . . .
2013-07-11  No. 1648  Or indeed J.J. Abrams' Star Trek reboot using Spock puppets . . .
2013-07-12  No. 1649  There's an irritating noise in the room as I'm typing . . .
2013-07-13  No. 1650  Too tired to write an annotation. Instead here's an animated . . .
2013-07-14  No. 1651  Have you ever said something that you probably shouldn't have . . .
2013-07-15  No. 1652  Let's hear it for hats, lovely hats!
2013-07-16  No. 1653  I will not show the additional day of checking. All . . .
2013-07-17  No. 1654  That's actually a good life lesson: Never put a skeleton . . .
2013-07-18  No. 1655  If anyone is unsatisfied with this comic, sorry, but no . . .
2013-07-19  No. 1656  While writing this script, I was surprised to discover I'd . . .
2013-07-20  No. 1657  The discovery of a positive integer that is neither odious . . .
2013-07-21  No. 1658  As some may or may not have already known, peas . . .
2013-07-22  No. 1659  Oh god. After yesterday's comic I was flooded with emails. . . .
2013-07-23  No. 1660  Okay, okay, fine. I hear all that you're saying. I'll give . . .
2013-07-24  No. 1661  Not a duck, a goose, a seagull or any other . . .
2013-07-25  No. 1662  Always consult with a doctor before trying this kind of . . .
2013-07-26  No. 1663  This isn't strictly true - they just can't complete the . . .
2013-07-27  No. 1664  One thing your brain and your pancreas have in common . . .
2013-07-28  No. 1665  Just to clarify, Pablo Picasso was never a member of . . .
2013-07-29  No. 1666  Did you know there's six basic types of humour in . . .
2013-07-30  No. 1667  Obviously, this is a re-enactment of what happened in strip . . .
2013-07-31  No. 1668  Ouch. That's going to throw off some continuity, that is. . . .
2013-08-01  No. 1669  Okay, you know that forum rule where you can say . . .
2013-08-02  No. 1670  Allow me to tell you the story of why old . . .
2013-08-03  No. 1671  Today's cocktail is the Designated Screwdriver, for which you will . . .
2013-08-04  No. 1672  Of course, "I am teetotal marvel" is an anagram for . . .
2013-08-05  No. 1673  It's like a cross between The X-Files and, um, The . . .
2013-08-06  No. 1674  Here I was, trying to write poetry on an empty . . .
2013-08-07  No. 1675  One time I was asked, "Define humour." My answer? {grabs . . .
2013-08-08  No. 1676  There is nothing, nothing more satisfying than the sound of . . .
2013-08-09  No. 1677  True, but who would ever want to visit Disneyland?
2013-08-10  No. 1678  Things to buy from supermarket: Red Apples Conference Pears Cheese . . .
2013-08-11  No. 1679  Remember when I swore the time travel would never get . . .
2013-08-12  No. 1680  This strip does not exist. Wait, if that's true then . . .
2013-08-13  No. 1681  What to look out for in the upcoming weeks on . . .
2013-08-14  No. 1682  Well, that was a complete waste of time.
2013-08-15  No. 1683  I was going to ask whether Beggar My Neighbour always . . .
2013-08-16  No. 1684  Dedications rendered so verbose as to be seen as esoteric, . . .
2013-08-17  No. 1685  To be precise, the events during the timeskip between panels . . .
2013-08-18  No. 1686  It has been pointed out to me that the recent . . .
2013-08-19  No. 1687  One time back when I was in school, I had . . .
2013-08-20  No. 1688  So far there have been four theories floating around the . . .
2013-08-21  No. 1689  I can't say I've ever seen this not happening before.
2013-08-22  No. 1690  He was also Ambrose Bierce, Amelia Earhart, and Harold Holt.
2013-08-23  No. 1691  You'd think chocolate would be more popular than Brussels sprouts . . .
2013-08-24  No. 1692  I had one much better than this, but I forgot . . .
2013-08-25  No. 1693  Don't look at me, for one thing you can't even . . .
2013-08-26  No. 1694  Nobody seems to have noticed that yesterday's strip looked a . . .
2013-08-27  No. 1695  I have no idea what projection they're using, but I . . .
2013-08-28  No. 1696  No it is not a potato, merely a banana that . . .
2013-08-29  No. 1697  Caption contest! Anybody who's not visiting this website for the . . .
2013-08-30  No. 1698  Thanks to everyone for the get-well cards. Which are all . . .
2013-08-31  No. 1699  Of course I tried that one too! What I got . . .
2013-09-01  No. 1700  And the winner of the caption contest is forum user . . .
2013-09-02  No. 1701  The reconstruction of the fourth wall is coming along nicely. . . .
2013-09-03  No. 1702  The buffer has completely run out of strips! But don't . . .
2013-09-04  No. 1703  Not quite how I intended for it to be read...
2013-09-05  No. 1704  And now to a commercial.
2013-09-06  No. 1705  This came about because a previous owner of Blackacre partitioned . . .
2013-09-07  No. 1706  Faced with a choice of best or worse, I opted . . .
2013-09-08  No. 1707  He's quite literally married to the job.
2013-09-09  No. 1708  The fourth wall has been re-spackled and primed. But there . . .
2013-09-10  No. 1709  The annotation to this strip had to be written from . . .
2013-09-11  No. 1710  No, dinosaurs did not wear glasses and even if they . . .
2013-09-12  No. 1711  An allegory: Rather than taking the long way around, a . . .
2013-09-13  No. 1712  I tried my best to capture the "feel" of the . . .
2013-09-14  No. 1713  To simulate this effect, I won't post a comic tomorrow, . . .
2013-09-15  No. 1714  Hah! And you thought I was serious about not posting . . .
2013-09-16  No. 1715  Due to time constraints and budget overruns, the pottery course . . .
2013-09-17  No. 1716  I haven't believed in psychics since one cancelled an appearance . . .
2013-09-18  No. 1717  And yes, before you ask, Margaret knew when walking into . . .
2013-09-19  No. 1718  Horseshoes are not normally used in this way. Neither are . . .
2013-09-20  No. 1719  Vampires not included. Zombies are available however. Revenants are currently . . .
2013-09-21  No. 1720  FORGIVE THIS ANNOTATION. THE CAPS LOCK BUTTON ON MY KEYBOARD . . .
2013-09-22  No. 1721  So I bought a new keyboard. But somebody sent me . . .
2013-09-23  No. 1722  A particular item of interest for heads of state worldwide, . . .
2013-09-24  No. 1723  That's twelve languages down, 7093 to go.
2013-09-25  No. 1724  I still occasionally get Albert and Albert's brother-in-law Steve's brother-in-law . . .
2013-09-26  No. 1725  Art is as art does. Or so somebody told me when . . .
2013-09-27  No. 1726  Today's comic has been written by a genetically engineered sheep . . .
2013-09-28  No. 1727  I was wandering around the Internet today and found a . . .
2013-09-29  No. 1728  Thanks to everyone who pointed out my misreading of the . . .
2013-09-30  No. 1729  Here on Comments on a Postcard, we always strive to . . .
2013-10-01  No. 1730  It should be obvious by this point that I've given . . .
2013-10-02  No. 1731  And she lived happily ever after. Until her taxes were . . .
2013-10-03  No. 1732  I go far away along routes several furlongs elongated swimmingly. This . . .
2013-10-04  No. 1733  When you think about it, everything's inevitable. We just don't . . .
2013-10-05  No. 1734  1011110101011111110100010100101100100010010101001111110011111111100000110000000000001001101011100100. . .. . .
2013-10-06  No. 1735  I have been told that there was a really masterful . . .
2013-10-07  No. 1736  Persons desiring to obtain the recipe for this cocktail should . . .
2013-10-08  No. 1737  Rapunzel she most certainly isn't.
2013-10-09  No. 1738  So you're telling me that it's in fact a breed . . .
2013-10-10  No. 1739  So... soup. Eat or drink?
2013-10-11  No. 1740  Would you all just look at this? This comic is . . .
2013-10-12  No. 1741  Let's talk about archaeology. I've always been curious as to . . .
2013-10-13  No. 1742  I suppose I could go into detail about the methods . . .
2013-10-14  No. 1743  ...and thus the length of the year finally, finally returns . . .
2013-10-15  No. 1744  ... and if anyone other than Blackdrip had done that, . . .
2013-10-16  No. 1745  Empty space, loads and loads of empty space... Just not . . .
2013-10-17  No. 1746  Yeah... that's not really what they meant by "absentee voting".
2013-10-18  No. 1747  Picking up from yesterday's news post, I've discovered a webcomic . . .
2013-10-19  No. 1748  An often repeated question presented by readers is "Does Comments . . .
2013-10-20  No. 1749  Sandwiches. Is there anything they can't do?
2013-10-21  No. 1750  This strip was reverse engineered from a joke I heard . . .
2013-10-22  No. 1751  Legend tells that after this defeat they buried a stump . . .
2013-10-23  No. 1752  Talk about the worst excesses of 2070s fashion!
2013-10-24  No. 1753  Originally it was going to be the Smurfs cameoing here, . . .
2013-10-25  No. 1754  Now you all get to have that tune stuck in . . .
2013-10-26  No. 1755  The above comic is only legally available in the following . . .
2013-10-27  No. 1756  Today's comic is brought to you by the letter J, . . .
2013-10-28  No. 1757  Quick! Place your left fingers on 'A', 'S', 'D', and . . .
2013-10-29  No. 1758  Hm. Well, at least you can't deny that his logic . . .
2013-10-30  No. 1759  --- -. .-.. -.-- / .-.. .- --.. -.-- / . . .
2013-10-31  No. 1760  Now Preston regrets leaving his laptop at home.
2013-11-01  No. 1761  This seemed like a perfect time to pay tribute to . . .
2013-11-02  No. 1762  So I suppose you guys are wondering how I managed . . .
2013-11-03  No. 1763  That's not arbitrary wordplay, legal negativism is a minority opinion . . .
2013-11-04  No. 1764  At this point Lenny has to be asking himself: Is . . .
2013-11-05  No. 1765  Look, there are no recurring characters in Comments on a . . .
2013-11-06  No. 1766  Ever heard of how brevity is the soul of wit? . . .
2013-11-07  No. 1767  So that makes him Albert's brother-in-law Steve's brother-in-law Albert's brother-in-law . . .
2013-11-08  No. 1768  Yes, well, you have to expect that sort of response . . .
2013-11-09  No. 1769  All I know is that it's got something to do . . .
2013-11-10  No. 1770  YES, IT IS SUPPOSED TO HAVE AN 'I' IN IT. . . .
2013-11-11  No. 1771  If this comic were to ever go into reruns, I . . .
2013-11-12  No. 1772  Correction: That was not a duck you saw in last . . .
2013-11-13  No. 1773  Trying something new today with the reflections in the pool . . .
2013-11-14  No. 1774  I guess they'll have to build some dark satanic mills . . .
2013-11-15  No. 1775  FURY. Fury, I say!
2013-11-16  No. 1776  Do not do this at home, except in sufficiently dire . . .
2013-11-17  No. 1777  FIRE ON THE SET!
2013-11-18  No. 1778  ....thankfully, the Union of Truck Drivers and Hieroglyph Enthusiasts happens . . .
2013-11-19  No. 1779  Now there's an idea for some new merchandise.
2013-11-20  No. 1780  That's the fifth time he's had to start from the . . .
2013-11-21  No. 1781  It's Sunday morning which means I get the entire day . . .
2013-11-22  No. 1782  It's like they say: it's easier to take an eye . . .
2013-11-23  No. 1783  Between this strip and the previous one was an extended . . .
2013-11-24  No. 1784  Kids these days don't have any grasp of what technology . . .
2013-11-25  No. 1785  The mind is a powerful thing. Between making comics, mine . . .
2013-11-26  No. 1786  Don't make the same mistake my letterer did on this . . .
2013-11-27  No. 1787  To everyone who emailed me: yes, I am aware of . . .
2013-11-28  No. 1788  Yes, and kerning too.
2013-11-29  No. 1789  Censor, [redact] thyself!
2013-11-30  No. 1790  Hamster-free alternatives to today's comic will become available shortly.
2013-12-01  No. 1791  Oh no. All that rice...
2013-12-02  No. 1792  My artist just goofed again. Look at how dinky he . . .
2013-12-03  No. 1793  Oh no, this isn't actually a comic. No not at . . .
2013-12-04  No. 1794  When she has a direct neural linkup, how long did . . .
2013-12-05  No. 1795  For those still confused: the "Major Hamm for President" campaign . . .
2013-12-06  No. 1796  If you can read this message, then you can read. . . .
2013-12-07  No. 1797  !sdrawkcab daer nac uoy epoh I ?pirts s'yadot tuoba tnereffid . . .
2013-12-08  No. 1798  Lenny. #ReplaceEntireSentenceWithPostcardCharacters
2013-12-09  No. 1799  For the next three weeks, I will be devoting this . . .
2013-12-10  No. 1800  If the dish forbids cheese, I don't want to know . . .
2013-12-11  No. 1801  I'm quite proud of the exasperated oh-god-what-did-I-do-to-deserve-this look on the . . .
2013-12-12  No. 1802  GURP GURP GURP. How does my colorist mess up everything?
2013-12-13  No. 1803  The new power generator for the Postcard offices currently holds . . .
2013-12-14  No. 1804  Okay, does anybody have a second really good cure for . . .
2013-12-15  No. 1805  Lenny thinks it qualifies as a pizza, but Margaret is . . .
2013-12-16  No. 1806  In these credulous times, of course, everyone believes every word . . .
2013-12-17  No. 1807  Dun da da da dun dadadadadun da da da da . . .
2013-12-18  No. 1808  No no no! You need two, not just one, two!
2013-12-19  No. 1809  The number of times he's done that can be counted . . .
2013-12-20  No. 1810  Also, the letters in "Banach-Tarski" can be rearranged to spell . . .
2013-12-21  No. 1811  At the back of the family photo is Cousin Rubin. . . .
2013-12-22  No. 1812  The War of the Roses was a pretty bloody affair. . . .
2013-12-23  No. 1813  Against all expectations, he's actually quite good at astronomy!
2013-12-24  No. 1814  The joke is that once you understand it, you'll find . . .
2013-12-25  No. 1815  The man Saw from Saw who lives in Sore who . . .
2013-12-26  No. 1816  He even has a list of thirty-five more uses for . . .
2013-12-27  No. 1817  An emergency which calls for Doctors of Philosophy in Anglo-Saxon . . .
2013-12-28  No. 1818  Yesterday's highly contrived emergency being the exception that proves the . . .
2013-12-29  No. 1819  Today we witness Albert and his brother-in-law Steve invent & . . .
2013-12-30  No. 1820  A quick reminder so you don't get confused: Roxanne's Number (r) . . .
2013-12-31  No. 1821  If you look carefully, you'll see that the demolitionist is . . .
2014-01-01  No. 1822  Playing us out, Fleetwood Mac, or at least a tribute . . .
2014-01-02  No. 1823  She did say it would only last until the sun . . .
2014-01-03  No. 1824  Before I get lots of emails expressing concern for my . . .
2014-01-04  No. 1825  If a millipede has a thousand legs, then a kilopede . . .
2014-01-05  No. 1826  This is based on the pattern I once saw amongst . . .
2014-01-06  No. 1827  Now that the chaos has subsided, we have, in approximate . . .
2014-01-07  No. 1828  I wrote this strip back when I had amnesia... I . . .
2014-01-08  No. 1829  If I had to describe today's strip in two words . . .
2014-01-09  No. 1830  Two days later, of course, Albert will be fired yet . . .
2014-01-10  No. 1831  If you thought that was bad, wait until you see . . .
2014-01-11  No. 1832  Anyone can write this stuff, I know I just did. . . .
2014-01-12  No. 1833  This is, in fact, just the newest entry in Brian's . . .
2014-01-13  No. 1834  The Earl of Baron is unrelated to the Baron of . . .
2014-01-14  No. 1835  I cannot begin to tell you all how desperate I've . . .
2014-01-15  No. 1836  So now it's been narrowed down to between 358 and . . .
2014-01-16  No. 1837  "Metaphorical", as in "The account which Blackdrip gave to the . . .
2014-01-17  No. 1838  There is absolutely nothing political about today's comic. Tomorrow's on . . .
2014-01-18  No. 1839  Yes, the leaves really look like that. Beautiful, right?
2014-01-19  No. 1840  Trivia question: In which year did Abba win the 2001 . . .
2014-01-20  No. 1841  ...and that's how you get thirty-seven liters into a tank . . .
2014-01-21  No. 1842  This is the only surviving piece of evidence we have . . .
2014-01-22  No. 1843  This is the only surviving piece of evidence we have . . .
2014-01-23  No. 1844  This is the only surviving piece of evidence we have . . .
2014-01-24  No. 1845  I wrote this strip back when I had amnesia... I . . .
2014-01-25  No. 1846  After this wraps up, we'll go back to Marth... umm, . . .
2014-01-26  No. 1847  So, any tips on scripting a long story missing of . . .
2014-01-27  No. 1848  A friend of mine just showed me this new gadget. . . .
2014-01-28  No. 1849  Do you realise how hard it is to write a . . .
2014-01-29  No. 1850  So, Blackdrip's dead again. And... new donation incentive! See, I'm . . .
2014-01-30  No. 1851  I've heard of thing being "consistently inconsistent", but what about . . .
2014-01-31  No. 1852  In order by pregnancy: Pizza and tomatoes Meat and bureks Pickled eggplants, pastrami, . . .
2014-02-01  No. 1853  I didn't have time to make a new comic, but . . .
2014-02-02  No. 1854  This is your hard drive sumbmerged right under the Pacific . . .
2014-02-03  No. 1855  All assault weapons are to be placed in the utility . . .
2014-02-04  No. 1856  For those who don't recognize the box designs, they are . . .
2014-02-05  No. 1857  If computers are overglorified calculators, does that make calculators underglorified . . .
2014-02-06  No. 1858  Someone notified me that I mis-spelled the catchphrase with a . . .
2014-02-07  No. 1859  What can I make that's quick and easy, using only . . .
2014-02-08  No. 1860  Clearly rather more bitter than Albert intended.
2014-02-09  No. 1861  Ok, that is one hell of a typo we've got . . .
2014-02-10  No. 1862  Originally, the conversation in the airlock was supposed to be . . .
2014-02-11  No. 1863  When Postcard comes to an end, I'm going to place . . .
2014-02-12  No. 1864  ...and there goes the explosion. Well, that's what happens when . . .
2014-02-13  No. 1865  A most civilised revolution.
2014-02-14  No. 1866  I mean, everybody knows not to leave the theatre until . . .
2014-02-15  No. 1867  A lot of people have been asking about the possibility . . .
2014-02-16  No. 1868  With a fire extinguisher, of course! Though I suppose low . . .
2014-02-17  No. 1869  Blackdrip's going to regret that in the future.
2014-02-18  No. 1870  Obligatory TV Tropes link.
2014-02-19  No. 1871  An all encompassing overarching theme and myth-arc? Yes. No. Maybe. . . .
2014-02-20  No. 1872  Blackdrip is going to regret that in the past.
2014-02-21  No. 1873  It's a piece that can only be played with fourteen . . .
2014-02-22  No. 1874  To quote the message dispatched to the King by his . . .
2014-02-23  No. 1875  That object right at the back of the garden in . . .
2014-02-24  No. 1876  I pulled a muscle in my neck and can't turn . . .
2014-02-25  No. 1877  I seem somehow to have put my notes in the . . .
2014-02-26  No. 1878  No I am not using the rant section of this . . .
2014-02-27  No. 1879  Do you know what the most important thing about making . . .
2014-02-28  No. 1880  They're eating bamboo fungus.
2014-03-01  No. 1881  Well guys, the first performance of the new Postcards! stage . . .
2014-03-02  No. 1882  ...okay, so maybe it wasn't just due to the reckless . . .
2014-03-03  No. 1883  Power-up sequences, power-up sequences, power-up sequences. God, I hate drawing . . .
2014-03-04  No. 1884  All he wanted was to spend time with you!
2014-03-05  No. 1885  Today we have a guest strip by Michael Daniel-Daws, the . . .
2014-03-06  No. 1886  I'm not verry pruod of this stip. Wy? Lok at . . .
2014-03-07  No. 1887  She hasn't slept in ages.
2014-03-08  No. 1888  If the strip doesn't make it clear (and why wouldn't . . .
2014-03-09  No. 1889  It's a Righteous Brothers medley of course.
2014-03-10  No. 1890  In this universe, apparently pink is a shade of blue. Which . . .
2014-03-11  No. 1891  To show how much effort I put into my work, . . .
2014-03-12  No. 1892  This was to have been a guest strip for Graffiti . . .
2014-03-13  No. 1893  What's perhaps not one of my brightest ideas, me inviting . . .
2014-03-14  No. 1894  Important announcement! One of the main characters in Postcard is . . .
2014-03-15  No. 1895  A smart-aleck reader tried to prove that I was lying . . .
2014-03-16  No. 1896  When presented with the schematics of a lemonade-producing machine, Albert's . . .
2014-03-17  No. 1897  When presented with the schematics of the Latin letter 's', . . .
2014-03-18  No. 1898  Sadly, it all goes pear-shaped.
2014-03-19  No. 1899  How were we to know that our previous editor was . . .
2014-03-20  No. 1900  I said five days, not five comics. Enjoy your extra . . .
2014-03-21  No. 1901  You know...I've made a few mistakes in my Ardvaarg. P.S.:like . . .
2014-03-22  No. 1902  Today's comic is based on a true story that happened . . .
2014-03-23  No. 1903  His excessive use of permanent marker left an indelible mark . . .
2014-03-24  No. 1904  If you're wondering why Major Hamm is acting so out . . .
2014-03-25  No. 1905  Checkmate.
2014-03-26  No. 1906  This is the real Major Hamm. You can tell by . . .
2014-03-27  No. 1907  Whenever I write a new comic strip for this site, . . .
2014-03-28  No. 1908  This cliffhanger will be resolved in about 3 months' time. . . .
2014-03-29  No. 1909  She still hasn't slept in ages.
2014-03-30  No. 1910  It was cutting edge then and it's still cutting edge . . .
2014-03-31  No. 1911  Being I was too sick to write a strip for . . .
2014-04-01  No. 1912  Seriously, what was she thinking? There are some things you . . .
2014-04-02  No. 1913  This phenomenon is what is commonly known as a syzygy. (Okay, . . .
2014-04-03  No. 1914  Authors? I thought they'd invited the Auditors around. Do you . . .
2014-04-04  No. 1915  Remember that scene in Casino Royale where Bond top-decks a . . .
2014-04-05  No. 1916  To make it through the portal, you need to special . . .
2014-04-06  No. 1917  Or alternatively, it's about as well advised (in hindsight) as . . .
2014-04-07  No. 1918  I tossed a coin the other day and it landed . . .
2014-04-08  No. 1919  ... which turned out to be very well-advised after all. . . .
2014-04-09  No. 1920  In the universe the characters inhabit, Justin Bieber does not . . .
2014-04-10  No. 1921  If the dialogue in today's comic just looks like a . . .
2014-04-11  No. 1922  That's the last time I'll ever eat toffee again!
2014-04-12  No. 1923  I think he's saying "on the windshield of life", but . . .
2014-04-13  No. 1924  Personally I'd withhold judgement until they get around to publishing . . .
2014-04-14  No. 1925  How did this computer have such an easy time answering . . .
2014-04-15  No. 1926  And it just so happens that perfect spheres are the . . .
2014-04-16  No. 1927  In this universe there are square numbers that end in . . .
2014-04-17  No. 1928  Heh. Umm. Anyone else noticed how 18*18 = 328?? No? . . .
2014-04-18  No. 1929  A number of readers have now asked me what cubic . . .
2014-04-19  No. 1930  And they lived happily ever after until the end of . . .
2014-04-20  No. 1931  Pies for dinner?! ... Nah, too obvious.
2014-04-21  No. 1932  Yes, this is an IT-themed strip. You see, binary is . . .
2014-04-22  No. 1933  This is why nobody actually uses ternary in real life.
2014-04-23  No. 1934  So I asked a friend what he does for a . . .
2014-04-24  No. 1935  Read the fifth letter on each line.
2014-04-25  No. 1936  I understand the pace seems rather slow lately, but when . . .
2014-04-26  No. 1937  Look it's all in the name, got that?
2014-04-27  No. 1938  All digressions aside... nope, got one more.
2014-04-28  No. 1939  After a certain point one really has to wonder how . . .
2014-04-29  No. 1940  I think we already discussed this previously, but yes the . . .
2014-04-30  No. 1941  You know, with a bland comic such as this, I . . .
2014-05-01  No. 1942  Last week someone brought to my attention that the annotations . . .
2014-05-02  No. 1943  Remember what I said about the strip buffer and the . . .
2014-05-03  No. 1944  And all turns to ice.
2014-05-04  No. 1945  Hey, look... Carrot cake is a thing. Cheese cake is . . .
2014-05-05  No. 1946  Oh, of course messing around with history via time travel . . .
2014-05-06  No. 1947  That's one storyline down and fourteen more to go.
2014-05-07  No. 1948  You might say he's been... snowed in. I regret nothing.
2014-05-08  No. 1949  Of course, the confusion between ice cream cake and cake . . .
2014-05-09  No. 1950  Or, as Shakespeare would put it, "Out, damned spot!"
2014-05-10  No. 1951  My record-breaking attempt continues apace. (I should perhaps mention that . . .
2014-05-11  No. 1952  Well, it's a new year, everybody. Poor old Major Hamm . . .
2014-05-12  No. 1953  Three more strips until the dragon's egg hatches...
2014-05-13  No. 1954  Neither a knight nor a knave could make that statement, . . .
2014-05-14  No. 1955  Don't you hate when you're reading something and then a . . .
2014-05-15  No. 1956  And ends here. Back to the B plot, then!
2014-05-16  No. 1957  However, on this occasion the proper conclusion is that the . . .
2014-05-17  No. 1958  Since her last appearance, Gurpreet has eaten at least one . . .
2014-05-18  No. 1959  Don't complain. It's an integral part of Edna's character and . . .
2014-05-19  No. 1960  After a long talk with my artist, I told him . . .
2014-05-20  No. 1961  You know that awful feeling when you're eating lasagne and . . .
2014-05-21  No. 1962  Who doesn't like a nice collection of balloons?
2014-05-22  No. 1963  Q: How many 16th century Englishmen does it take to . . .
2014-05-23  No. 1964  The dialogue in this strip is something I saw written . . .
2014-05-24  No. 1965  "Acrophobia" clearly requires one's participation. However, only Blackdrip is amused.
2014-05-25  No. 1966  He has a whole bunch of them; he's not going . . .
2014-05-26  No. 1967  So an entity made of pure colour walked up to . . .
2014-05-27  No. 1968  Alternate punchline: "I told you to stop calling me."
2014-05-28  No. 1969  I don't know how, but somebody logged in onto the . . .
2014-05-29  No. 1970  [I haven't been able to locate any commentary for this . . .
2014-05-30  No. 1971  To show the full battlefield would require a lot more . . .
2014-05-31  No. 1972  The director told me otherwise, but I think we can . . .
2014-06-01  No. 1973  Yes, he really does have a glass onion in his . . .
2014-06-02  No. 1974  What is this I don't even
2014-06-03  No. 1975  If all else fails, just butcher a Shakespeare quote. It's . . .
2014-06-04  No. 1976  That had to have bruised a rib.
2014-06-05  No. 1977  Fifteen management consultants go into a bar. The barman says . . .
2014-06-06  No. 1978  I was up until 3:00 A.M. writing the script for . . .
2014-06-07  No. 1979  ...or he will never speak to her again.
2014-06-08  No. 1980  Did anyone else think the series finale of Candle Cove . . .
2014-06-09  No. 1981  It's amazing how, two hundred years later, computer maintenance procedures . . .
2014-06-10  No. 1982  A Sufficiently Advanced Engineer did it.
2014-06-11  No. 1983  Heathens and Philistines! I'll show them the true worth of . . .
2014-06-12  No. 1984  That's also what fans shout when cheering on the Senators.
2014-06-13  No. 1985  Anything at all will stay this courier from the swift . . .
2014-06-14  No. 1986  I know what some of you are thinking, and yes, . . .
2014-06-15  No. 1987  In this version of Casino Royale, Bond takes on Le . . .
2014-06-16  No. 1988  In the indigenous language it means either "you must be . . .
2014-06-17  No. 1989  S-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-so c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-cold. S-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-so v-v-very, very c-c-c-c. . .
2014-06-18  No. 1990  Well, this storyline might be finished a lot quicker than . . .
2014-06-19  No. 1991  Despite such little incidents, I still think that manual transmission . . .
2014-06-20  No. 1992  Other questions the constabulary might be more profitably employed in . . .
2014-06-21  No. 1993  I used Gauss's law for this strip.
2014-06-22  No. 1994  By author fiat, I declare that if Edna gets distracted . . .
2014-06-23  No. 1995  There has been a glut of property shows on TV . . .
2014-06-24  No. 1996  I blame the ammonium sulphate.
2014-06-25  No. 1997  Jadies and Lentlemen, I yank thou for watching Spoonerism Theatre.
2014-06-26  No. 1998  My car has been making strange noises for a few . . .
2014-06-27  No. 1999  If all else fails, follow the four rules of adventure . . .
2014-06-28  No. 2000  The answer is "a rural area just near Blackdrip's hometown."
2014-06-29  No. 2001  There's no reason to doubt that Blackdrip is lying. After . . .
2014-06-30  No. 2002  I'm trying to decide whether to see this new movie . . .
2014-07-01  No. 2003  The question wasn't necessary.
2014-07-02  No. 2004  There's only one door and only one guard, but he'll . . .
2014-07-03  No. 2005  Albert's disease seems to be getting worse...
2014-07-04  No. 2006  Sorry for the delay between the last strip and this . . .
2014-07-05  No. 2007  P.S. A demolitions expert wrote to me and complained that . . .
2014-07-06  No. 2008  I think he stalled the car about three times before . . .
2014-07-07  No. 2009  ...upine!
2014-07-08  No. 2010  I carefully calculated the number of them that can dance . . .
2014-07-09  No. 2011  I, uh, I kinda have trouble staying ahead of deadlines . . .
2014-07-10  No. 2012  Even though it really should be there, coffee was mysteriously . . .
2014-07-11  No. 2013  Workplace legend tells of a door marked "Authorised Personnel Only" . . .
2014-07-12  No. 2014  Never has a man been so disappointed to see the . . .
2014-07-13  No. 2015  With the first 5,753 people in the line of succession . . .
2014-07-14  No. 2016  Whoa, I hope this isn't too edgy: first a pigeon . . .
2014-07-15  No. 2017  A couple of eagle-eyed readers on the forums noticed that . . .
2014-07-16  No. 2018  "Everybody dies." - The end to just about everything ever. . . .
2014-07-17  No. 2019  It's entirely the Archmage's own fault; he of all people . . .
2014-07-18  No. 2020  I'm afraid I can't take credit for that last pun; . . .
2014-07-19  No. 2021  The correct answer to this month's competition, which was given . . .
2014-07-20  No. 2022  No resemblance is intended to any King of England, Edward . . .
2014-07-21  No. 2023  I'm gearing up for the Big Game on TV tonight, . . .
2014-07-22  No. 2024  The King of the Potato People is here played by . . .
2014-07-23  No. 2025  It's just occured to me that the previous strip is . . .
2014-07-24  No. 2026  Blackdrip's shambling mound costume needs work, I think.
2014-07-25  No. 2027  And thus began the legend of the Blurry Photo Monster . . .
2014-07-26  No. 2028  Yes, it is also green. Yes, baseballs often hit it.
2014-07-27  No. 2029  I had the flu while drawing this one. You could . . .
2014-07-28  No. 2030  You see, the spectral Gentleman never had the Ghost of . . .
2014-07-29  No. 2031  Perhaps I will tell you all about that time I . . .
2014-07-30  No. 2032  Today, instead of a comic, you get a YouTube video . . .
2014-07-31  No. 2033  in the middle of a sentence and you have no . . .
2014-08-01  No. 2034  Every time I go to my local Indian restaurant, I . . .
2014-08-02  No. 2035  Incredibly Bad Ideas on a Postcard entry No. 18379: When a . . .
2014-08-03  No. 2036  Antonio has yet to learn to never, ever, trust his . . .
2014-08-04  No. 2037  On originally drawing this strip, I put five panels in . . .
2014-08-05  No. 2038  A mass multimedia empire and not a single armadillo enclosure . . .
2014-08-06  No. 2039  Anybody want to lay odds on how long before the . . .
2014-08-07  No. 2040  Remember that time when Albert and his brother-in-law Steve were . . .
2014-08-08  No. 2041  And it's all because, way back when, he spilled some . . .
2014-08-09  No. 2042  Alternate punchline: "Looks like she's stuck between a Spock and . . .
2014-08-10  No. 2043  For the benefit of those who actually want to know . . .
2014-08-11  No. 2044  If they could stop rescheduling the meeting, he might actually . . .
2014-08-12  No. 2045  Insecurity, thy name is Lord Sir Dr. Reginald Robert Michael . . .
2014-08-13  No. 2046  The Escher-esque geometry of Backdrip's castle was inspired by my . . .
2014-08-14  No. 2047  And now it's time to carefully reconstruct everything you did . . .
2014-08-15  No. 2048  "When in doubt, attribute all witty quotes to Oscar Wilde."- . . .
2014-08-16  No. 2049  It's an honorary title, and not a particularly honourable one.
2014-08-17  No. 2050  Fun historical fact: There were at least seven different Latécoère . . .
2014-08-18  No. 2051  This is the man whose Ph.D. thesis consisted of an . . .
2014-08-19  No. 2052  Lenny has invented a machine to convert beef into tropical . . .
2014-08-20  No. 2053  Robosaurus is here following a well-established rule of thumb: When . . .
2014-08-21  No. 2054  As part of my investigation of common tropes, I propose . . .
2014-08-22  No. 2055  Reference links: The gravy is first discovered The gravy is used in . . .
2014-08-23  No. 2056  It's a sure sign that you're living here too long . . .
2014-08-24  No. 2057  I've secretly been building up to this strip since day . . .
2014-08-25  No. 2058  That instance was not such an instance, but this instance . . .
2014-08-26  No. 2059  Panel two of this strip is heavily based on my . . .
2014-08-27  No. 2060  Every man has his price.
2014-08-28  No. 2061  Every time I attempt to revive the "Zombie Farm Animals . . .
2014-08-29  No. 2062  Ugh. I think I'm going to throw up.
2014-08-30  No. 2063  If you're thinking what I'm thinking that you're thinking that . . .
2014-08-31  No. 2064  Everyone thought it was impossible, and it took 1018 years, . . .
2014-09-01  No. 2065  Albert is actually a terrible writer. A quote from page . . .
2014-09-02  No. 2066  Viewers of Doctor Who may find the similarities between the . . .
2014-09-03  No. 2067  Cheese, cheese, everywhere! And not a cracker in sight! I'm not . . .
2014-09-04  No. 2068  Actually, they haven't a ghost of a chance of discovering . . .
2014-09-05  No. 2069  Continuing their streak of displaying a shocking lack of common . . .
2014-09-06  No. 2070  But the big question here is: is this a game . . .
2014-09-07  No. 2071  The correct lyrics are, of course, "Lady Mondeautopsytable".
2014-09-08  No. 2072  The fitting batteries are of course AA. But not these, . . .
2014-09-09  No. 2073  You heard what he said about what was in the . . .
2014-09-10  No. 2074  Resistant it is. Edna's in trouble now.
2014-09-11  No. 2075  I must thank a friend at the local university's nonlinear . . .
2014-09-12  No. 2076  Eleanor was asked write a script for a proposed Postcard . . .
2014-09-13  No. 2077  Remember this? Now look on the wall behind Gwenyth.
2014-09-14  No. 2078  The winner of the 2000 strip contest has been complaining . . .
2014-09-15  No. 2079  Yeah... It isn't offensive in exactly the same way that a . . .
2014-09-16  No. 2080  See this? See this?! This is why we can't have . . .
2014-09-17  No. 2081  As is now well-recorded, Blackdrip's Ph.D. is in astrology. His . . .
2014-09-18  No. 2082  How it stays up in the air, you ask? Well, . . .
2014-09-19  No. 2083  The bread that Margaret bakes has three major problems with . . .
2014-09-20  No. 2084  I once tried writing a bit of nonsense poetry in . . .
2014-09-21  No. 2085  The Square mezzacotta of Lightning Made of Comments on Irregular . . .
2014-09-22  No. 2086  I'll be on vacation in Japan for the next three . . .
2014-09-23  No. 2087  It somewhat reminds me of that old adage as to . . .
2014-09-24  No. 2088  Julius Caesar might beg to differ. If he were still alive. . . .
2014-09-25  No. 2089  This is what's known as a Markov chain gang.
2014-09-26  No. 2090  That's easy - a cistercian drop bear. The refrigerator's a . . .
2014-09-27  No. 2091  It turns out that you can say that on television, . . .
2014-09-28  No. 2092  Teach a man who doesn't live within 100 miles of . . .
2014-09-29  No. 2093  The real question is whether that refers to the amount . . .
2014-09-30  No. 2094  And that's why you don't... I already said that before, . . .
2014-10-01  No. 2095  I'm giving advance warning: tomorrow's strip will contain some controversial . . .
2014-10-02  No. 2096  I considered killing off the cat instead of her owner, . . .
2014-10-03  No. 2097  You know, when writing this strip it seemed funnier in . . .
2014-10-04  No. 2098  And so to the results of this month's competition. You . . .
2014-10-05  No. 2099  So it turns out that it was supposed to be . . .
2014-10-06  No. 2100  Ackee, but only if you add the saltfish. Otherwise, hard . . .
2014-10-07  No. 2101  You know, when writing this strip it seemed more tragic . . .
2014-10-08  No. 2102  There's a typo in panel four: "should" should be "shouldn't". . . .
2014-10-09  No. 2103  I think this is the only possible way to have . . .
2014-10-10  No. 2104  Look very carefully in the background of panel six. Is . . .
2014-10-11  No. 2105  The answers are, in order: Maybe. Beside the point. Who cares? Sort of, but . . .
2014-10-12  No. 2106  Mind your language, sir! We speak English here...
2014-10-13  No. 2107  The second omnibus, entitled The Incomplete (in the Sense of . . .
2014-10-14  No. 2108  That sort of behavior is usually reserved for those currently . . .
2014-10-15  No. 2109  It's like I told you: only the lonely know how . . .
2014-10-16  No. 2110  It's a long way to the top if you start . . .
2014-10-17  No. 2111  That's what I call shooting yourself in the foot. ...and . . .
2014-10-18  No. 2112  Killing the father of your children before they're born is . . .
2014-10-19  No. 2113  I placed a cardboard box in the middle of a . . .
2014-10-20  No. 2114  It's even odds on whether the unattended package will be . . .
2014-10-21  No. 2115  The instructions clearly state to prepare the dish the day . . .
2014-10-22  No. 2116  I have it on good authority that if enough people . . .
2014-10-23  No. 2117  All Blackdrip's horses and all Blackdrip's men couldn't put Humpty . . .
2014-10-24  No. 2118  Coincidentally, it turns out that's where he really was on . . .
2014-10-25  No. 2119  Every good logician should carry some drawing compasses at all . . .
2014-10-26  No. 2120  When one of Postcard's writers was given a job as . . .
2014-10-27  No. 2121  Let's be honest. They have absolutely no reason to believe . . .
2014-10-28  No. 2122  That's a plot point that'll become relevant by strip number . . .
2014-10-29  No. 2123  The worst part is the waiting.
2014-10-30  No. 2124  Tomorrow, I shall tell the story of how the art . . .
2014-10-31  No. 2125  When Antoinette cautioned against transparent disguises, she hadn't just meant . . .
2014-11-01  No. 2126  Whew! The server crashed this morning and almost couldn't get . . .
2014-11-02  No. 2127  10 Western Points to whoever spots the butterfly first.
2014-11-03  No. 2128  Da coda! Da coda!
2014-11-04  No. 2129  There's an urban legend going around about this particular sort . . .
2014-11-05  No. 2130  I've gotten a few emails asking how I manage the . . .
2014-11-06  No. 2131  Of course there's no such thing as a ten foot . . .
2014-11-07  No. 2132  For my next constrained writing task I must now compose . . .
2014-11-08  No. 2133  Notice that the wall has a slight, but suspiciously Antoinette-shaped, . . .
2014-11-09  No. 2134  In case you wondered why it wasn't filed as U.S. . . .
2014-11-10  No. 2135  It seems to simply be a law of the universe . . .
2014-11-11  No. 2136  Yes, OK, multilingual puns are hard enough to understand when . . .
2014-11-12  No. 2137  Today we will be looking at and discussing a hypothetical . . .
2014-11-13  No. 2138  Is eight years enough revenge? ...Nah.
2014-11-14  No. 2139  Yes, it's the Postcard [episode number, ideally not a multiple . . .
2014-11-15  No. 2140  Most of the cells in your body are not human, . . .
2014-11-16  No. 2141  People sometimes trust experts a little too implicitly.
2014-11-17  No. 2142  When the time is right, I may choose to release . . .
2014-11-18  No. 2143  A Spider-gentleman is one who can do everything a spider . . .
2014-11-19  No. 2144  I hope you brought enough Sea Wasp Surprise Chocolates for . . .
2014-11-20  No. 2145  The right hand doesn't seem to know what the left . . .
2014-11-21  No. 2146  Licking people can get to be a bad habit. You . . .
2014-11-22  No. 2147  3001 television shows that never took off: Item 472. Computer Software . . .
2014-11-23  No. 2148  He seems to be the only one with that opinion. . . .
2014-11-24  No. 2149  If you have been affected by any of the issues . . .
2014-11-25  No. 2150  This is not a conversation he is looking forward to.
2014-11-26  No. 2151  Based on an oh so very false story.
2014-11-27  No. 2152  Well, it is a pretty run-down kingdom, and a very . . .
2014-11-28  No. 2153  Yes, it's true! Margaret is going to try again! Despite . . .
2014-11-29  No. 2154  A much higher amount now, so says said scale.
2014-11-30  No. 2155  It's at about this moment that dolphins went out of . . .
2014-12-01  No. 2156  Say goodbye to Margaret for a few months, folks. Don't . . .
2014-12-02  No. 2157  It's filmed before a live studio audience, who are well . . .
2014-12-03  No. 2158  They shall go out of the cupboard and into the . . .
2014-12-04  No. 2159  Sixty-three times this has happened to me in real life! Not . . .
2014-12-05  No. 2160  I've always found it curious how memes form. Why was . . .
2014-12-06  No. 2161  That's a lot sooner than almost everyone expected. Apparently Margaret . . .
2014-12-07  No. 2162  Look, I really think that right now we need to . . .
2014-12-08  No. 2163  You should imagine that the ninjas are singing fortissimo while . . .
2014-12-09  No. 2164  Oh, Edna.
2014-12-10  No. 2165  Last chance, got the jist?
2014-12-11  No. 2166  Look, I know it's spelled with a g, it was . . .
2014-12-12  No. 2167  How the office of Court Jester morphed into what in . . .
2014-12-13  No. 2168  Chronic headaches provide the strangest inspiration at times.
2014-12-14  No. 2169  Venezuela is not in very good company here.
2014-12-15  No. 2170  Important announcement! I am pleased to announce that a live-action movie . . .
2014-12-16  No. 2171  Panel 3 is what I imagine infinity looks like.
2014-12-17  No. 2172  ...Except for "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" on seven triple-word scores.
2014-12-18  No. 2173  Tonight's featured show is A World of Pain, with this . . .
2014-12-19  No. 2174  http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SuspiciouslySpecificDenial
2014-12-20  No. 2175  I actually find this perfectly realistic - a country of . . .
2014-12-21  No. 2176  The reason Gargamel never catches and eats the Smurfs is . . .
2014-12-22  No. 2177  The sack over Jim's left shoulder is full of loot . . .
2014-12-23  No. 2178  Nah, plane crashes won't really be a threat. The "miners" . . .
2014-12-24  No. 2179  Have I ever told you about that time I tried . . .
2014-12-25  No. 2180  So we had a plane crash after all. Caused by . . .
2014-12-26  No. 2181  Sometimes I wonder if this strip is worth continuing. Then . . .
2014-12-27  No. 2182  The fact that this keeps happening would be a lot . . .
2014-12-28  No. 2183  The skeleton motif was nice, if a tad overused. Thankfully . . .
2014-12-29  No. 2184  Seven million years later they would return to discover that . . .
2014-12-30  No. 2185  And the collapse comes in 3...2...1...
2014-12-31  No. 2186  Imagine if the early sailors had discovered that sailing off . . .
2015-01-01  No. 2187  when people don't start things properly?
2015-01-02  No. 2188  If only Steve had just opened up his email, all . . .
2015-01-03  No. 2189  If only Jim hadn't opened his email, all of that . . .
2015-01-04  No. 2190  I do beg your pardon, I was under the impression . . .
2015-01-05  No. 2191  The book also lists the following other features not available . . .
2015-01-06  No. 2192  Who Commissioned This Bovine Excrement? can be seen at 10pm . . .
2015-01-07  No. 2193  You know, I never understood why it's Ryan who famously . . .
2015-01-08  No. 2194  Good grief, when is maintenance going to send some over . . .
2015-01-09  No. 2195  Our sponsor, Stark Plumbing and Gas Fitting Services, wish to . . .
2015-01-10  No. 2196  After yesterday's strip, my inbox was flooded with emails about . . .
2015-01-11  No. 2197  Here's my latest business venture: a barbershop and antiques dealer . . .
2015-01-12  No. 2198  If you consider how much each of them contributed to . . .
2015-01-13  No. 2199  This is the feeling of discovering that 17-dimensional chess is . . .
2015-01-14  No. 2200  *Sigh.* Another entry to the list of banned project names . . .
2015-01-15  No. 2201  I may have neglected to mention that in this particular . . .
2015-01-16  No. 2202  There is no cause for me to inform you that . . .
2015-01-17  No. 2203  Recycled water which has been most thoroughly filtered, treated, and . . .
2015-01-18  No. 2204  You can't stop me! You won't stop me! You're not . . .
2015-01-19  No. 2205  Something that didn't happen this strip: Lenny: "Get over him . . .
2015-01-20  No. 2206  Of course, no one in their right mind would try . . .
2015-01-21  No. 2207  URGENT: Every strip from No. 1 all the way to . . .
2015-01-22  No. 2208  So this is a bit embarrassing.... Anybody know how to . . .
2015-01-23  No. 2209  Okay, emergency over. I cleaned out the sauce and strips . . .
2015-01-24  No. 2210  What? No! I wanted you to depict for me the . . .
2015-01-25  No. 2211  I'm fully aware that a human body would probably just . . .
2015-01-26  No. 2212  Most people would think that the Aristocrats joke is overdone. . . .
2015-01-27  No. 2213  We actually haven't seen Antonio in quite a while. There's . . .
2015-01-28  No. 2214  Wow, this is one helluva time for my neighbours to . . .
2015-01-29  No. 2215  A spooky costume party at Easter may seem inappropriate, but . . .
2015-01-30  No. 2216  why no, the exchange between Eric and Wanda is not . . .
2015-01-31  No. 2217  A fifth time.
2015-02-01  No. 2218  Sure, it sounds like a good idea, but molten chocolate . . .
2015-02-02  No. 2219  The answer is "gingivitis", by the way.
2015-02-03  No. 2220  The questions and answers are obvious, but the context is . . .
2015-02-04  No. 2221  Error: Annotation not found.
2015-02-05  No. 2222  EDIT: Crap, forgot to add the dialogue. The hosting service . . .
2015-02-06  No. 2223  Now he just wants to cry.
2015-02-07  No. 2224  It's really quite incredible how that little incident didn't hit . . .
2015-02-08  No. 2225  Four thousand random mushrooms later, and finally we have one . . .
2015-02-09  No. 2226  I was astonished to discover that The 100 Best 100 . . .
2015-02-10  No. 2227  Now he'll have to set out into the rain to . . .
2015-02-11  No. 2228  That's when I started processing all my comic's images through . . .
2015-02-12  No. 2229  The President of the Tautology Club likes his coffee like . . .
2015-02-13  No. 2230  On that same night shadows also fell over: the city . . .
2015-02-14  No. 2231  Possibly the only meal where the meat tastes like broccoli . . .
2015-02-15  No. 2232  I apologise to all the people who have been having . . .
2015-02-16  No. 2233  You're thinking of the other Mr. T. This one just . . .
2015-02-17  No. 2234  For a practical joke, one of our technicians rigged all . . .
2015-02-18  No. 2235  A friend of mine confessed that he's never seen a . . .
2015-02-19  No. 2236  I had Domo Arigato Mr. Roboto stuck in my head . . .
2015-02-20  No. 2237  I'm working on the next book in the Postcard series. . . .
2015-02-21  No. 2238  Here at the Postcard offices we've finally found a way . . .
2015-02-22  No. 2239  Congratulations to all the brain geniuses who figured out this . . .
2015-02-23  No. 2240  You may have noticed that comic updates have been happening . . .
2015-02-24  No. 2241  Bet you thought that goth chick from Strip 16 was . . .
2015-02-25  No. 2242  When an inter-office rivalry reaches the point of throwing people . . .
2015-02-26  No. 2243  I'm very pleased to announce that this comic has been . . .
2015-02-27  No. 2244  Because people have been asking: Yes, I DID buy the . . .
2015-02-28  No. 2245  This is the second time he's woken up to find . . .
2015-03-01  No. 2246  Note to the writers of Drakes on a Train: "This . . .
2015-03-02  No. 2247  For my next experiment I shall require half-a-million litres of . . .
2015-03-03  No. 2248  That's supposed to be the sound of the brakes going. . . .
2015-03-04  No. 2249  When I first decided to send some of the characters . . .
2015-03-05  No. 2250  In this Cold-War-era alternate history, the Disunited States of America . . .
2015-03-06  No. 2251  The edge case detection does a very good job of . . .
2015-03-07  No. 2252  Let's analyse Decimus Marcius Censorinus's name, shall we? Decimus is . . .
2015-03-08  No. 2253  Click here to see what will happen if she drinks . . .
2015-03-09  No. 2254  Yeah.... Funny thing about letting each reader make a different . . .
2015-03-10  No. 2255  TL;DR: This summary is intentionally misleading.
2015-03-11  No. 2256  I'm sure you've all experienced that too. A ten-minute delay . . .
2015-03-12  No. 2257  Is it possible to accidentally steal dialogue? 'Cause I think . . .
2015-03-13  No. 2258  Two years later the Court of King's Bench held that . . .
2015-03-14  No. 2259  Remember when it was Margaret who was in this exact . . .
2015-03-15  No. 2260  Nowhere was it ever stated that the NCF2DMoD was connected.
2015-03-16  No. 2261  This still doesn't answer the question why he wanted to . . .
2015-03-17  No. 2262  Must be a side-effect of Preston's new gluten-free diet, amirite?
2015-03-18  No. 2263  Guest art by my friend Dan, the genius behind Si . . .
2015-03-19  No. 2264  Nobody seems to have worked out that the time capsule . . .
2015-03-20  No. 2265  They really need to start offering an opt-out for these . . .
2015-03-21  No. 2266  Speaking of Leonardo DiCaprio, does anyone know whether people still . . .
2015-03-22  No. 2267  Uijt tipvme cf tvggjdjfoumz tusbjhiugpsxbse up dsbdl.
2015-03-23  No. 2268  Oh good grief, I though we'd established that iguanas are . . .
2015-03-24  No. 2269  Sugar is not something that should be added to a . . .
2015-03-25  No. 2270  floatin through a quantum void lol what can you do
2015-03-26  No. 2271  Albert should really get that eye twitch looked at.
2015-03-27  No. 2272  So if the bananas were launched in place of fireworks, . . .
2015-03-28  No. 2273  A solution to that problem we've been having with the . . .
2015-03-29  No. 2274  It's becoming abundantly clear that she has no management skills . . .
2015-03-30  No. 2275  'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house . . .
2015-03-31  No. 2276  Mabel, her name is Mabel! It rhymes with table...
2015-04-01  No. 2277  As of this writing, I'm selling my house for much . . .
2015-04-02  No. 2278  'Twas the night before Christmas, And all through the mouse, Not a . . .
2015-04-03  No. 2279  Ah gold, so much filthy, filthy gold... Now get the . . .
2015-04-04  No. 2280  Hands up all those who thought Lenny actually came back . . .
2015-04-05  No. 2281  Why is Major Hamm's toilet now working? Either it's a . . .
2015-04-06  No. 2282  What do you mean I have comics to write? But . . .
2015-04-07  No. 2283  Would you believe it took me this long to figure . . .
2015-04-08  No. 2284  That's one time when you really mustn't say "duck".
2015-04-09  No. 2285  In answer to a question posed by a listener, the . . .
2015-04-10  No. 2286  Now that Antoinette's got the flu, that's every single main . . .
2015-04-11  No. 2287  I took 1000 monkeys, each one with its own typewriter, . . .
2015-04-12  No. 2288  No points for guessing... wait, why do I need to . . .
2015-04-13  No. 2289  The weather service has issued a "nothing's wrong" advisory for . . .
2015-04-14  No. 2290  By this time, we can all agree the poem has . . .
2015-04-15  No. 2291  I must have missed the day in history class when . . .
2015-04-16  No. 2292  I don't know what he expects to accomplish here. You . . .
2015-04-17  No. 2293  Replacing his legs with chainsaws seemed like a good idea . . .
2015-04-18  No. 2294  *Sigh* Now I need to wait at least another week . . .
2015-04-19  No. 2295  Alternate punchline: "But aren't you a bit young to have . . .
2015-04-20  No. 2296  Every strip set in Tel Aviv in the whole run . . .
2015-04-21  No. 2297  Somebody get that man some ice cream!
2015-04-22  No. 2298  As an answer to a marriage proposal, it's not much . . .
2015-04-23  No. 2299  All over again, the same thing all over again. Why?!?! . . .
2015-04-24  No. 2300  For greatest effect, read this comic while listening to an . . .
2015-04-25  No. 2301  Yes, this does make it difficult for him to get . . .
2015-04-26  No. 2302  You know those little candy hearts with the rather saccharine . . .
2015-04-27  No. 2303  There's only so much glitter you can eat before your . . .
2015-04-28  No. 2304  The answer to next month's competition is 3. But what . . .
2015-04-29  No. 2305  It looks like a mushroom, no? That's because it is . . .
2015-04-30  No. 2306  The last panel of this strip is a metaphor for . . .
2015-05-01  No. 2307  Quarks, though they can seem strange at times, can also . . .
2015-05-02  No. 2308  I've said it before and I'll say it again: Context . . .
2015-05-03  No. 2309  I should explain, for the benefit of new readers, but . . .
2015-05-04  No. 2310  It's your move. Oh, wait. Don't tell me it's actually my . . .
2015-05-05  No. 2311  It was around this moment that he began to suspect . . .
2015-05-06  No. 2312  Either volumes A to OND and ONF to TWN are . . .
2015-05-07  No. 2313  "The Lord of the Rings"? No, that's definitely not it.
2015-05-08  No. 2314  It was around this moment that he became certain she . . .
2015-05-09  No. 2315  Well, I won't need to be worrying about any of . . .
2015-05-10  No. 2316  いいえ、私は日本語を話す. . .
2015-05-11  No. 2317  It was around this moment that he began to wonder . . .
2015-05-12  No. 2318  No, of course it's not actually made of fire - . . .
2015-05-13  No. 2319  Their motto is "Don't call you; we'll call us."
2015-05-14  No. 2320  Ah, the nostalgia of playing video games from days past, . . .
2015-05-15  No. 2321  All your lunch-hours belong to detention until whoever set us . . .
2015-05-16  No. 2322  Paris, the judger of gods, Disdaining her rivals' hot bods, Chose Aph . . .
2015-05-17  No. 2323  I know it's tradition to not give CoaP strips titles, . . .
2015-05-18  No. 2324  If you spend 500 million dollars on a ticket to . . .
2015-05-19  No. 2325  A competitive banking simulator: A Game of Loans.
2015-05-20  No. 2326  He fully admits to being racist against soccer players.
2015-05-21  No. 2327  I still think it's a more thankful job than, say, . . .
2015-05-22  No. 2328  A competitive quarrying simulator: A Game of Stones.
2015-05-23  No. 2329  I've received a number of requests from readers to stop . . .
2015-05-24  No. 2330  Have I ever told you the story about the man . . .
2015-05-25  No. 2331  What? Oh, just ignore that last one and let us . . .
2015-05-26  No. 2332  I woke up this morning with a terrible pain in . . .
2015-05-27  No. 2333  The winner gets to drive a bus from Melito di . . .
2015-05-28  No. 2334  Unfortunately, the fourth to eighth prizes (positions on the film . . .
2015-05-29  No. 2335  Will there be any compensation? A signed Earl the Echidna . . .
2015-05-30  No. 2336  Disappointment abounds for all those who were hoping for the . . .
2015-05-31  No. 2337  I think I went overboard drawing the shopping cart full . . .
2015-06-01  No. 2338  The above picture of an adorable white rabbit is obviously . . .
2015-06-02  No. 2339  Ugh, I'll get this new data plotting software working someday, . . .
2015-06-03  No. 2340  So much for cleaning house.
2015-06-04  No. 2341  Oh my goodness, the queue went empty and I didn't . . .
2015-06-05  No. 2342  You know, the guy in Times Square with the fake . . .
2015-06-06  No. 2343  Looking at it this way, I can vaguely see how . . .
2015-06-07  No. 2344  Pound for pound, bacon cheeseburgers are better than plain cheeseburgers. . . .
2015-06-08  No. 2345  Through means of deconstructing individual tropes and fictional works as . . .
2015-06-09  No. 2346  Throwing rocks through stained-glass windows just isn't what it used . . .
2015-06-10  No. 2347  My professor told me that informational entropy can't be reduced . . .
2015-06-11  No. 2348  A white dwarf and a neutron star walk into a . . .
2015-06-12  No. 2349  Fourteen of them. Fourteen! Do you know how hard it is . . .
2015-06-13  No. 2350  It works in reverse, too: lose information - entropy increases . . .
2015-06-14  No. 2351  It's rather embarrassing, such a large and important company posting . . .
2015-06-15  No. 2352  If I wanted to make myself depressed I'd simply just . . .
2015-06-16  No. 2353  Now that's a cost-of-living increase.
2015-06-17  No. 2354  Blackdrip's enterprise being naturally doomed to fail, we need waste . . .
2015-06-18  No. 2355  So, the cake really is a lie!
2015-06-19  No. 2356  This is the part where everything unravels.
2015-06-20  No. 2357  You may take it to the boil, Or cover it with . . .
2015-06-21  No. 2358  If there's one thing I find more annoying than anything . . .
2015-06-22  No. 2359  What are you talking about? All engineers have Scottish accents.
2015-06-23  No. 2360  I think he used a similar process when writing his . . .
2015-06-24  No. 2361  Very few murder victims are found in this state. This state . . .
2015-06-25  No. 2362  That is, of course, the in-comic explanation. But in reality, . . .
2015-06-26  No. 2363  I thought we'd probably got to the point where it . . .
2015-06-27  No. 2364  Of course by this point we all know the true . . .
2015-06-28  No. 2365  Foo.
2015-06-29  No. 2366  When I first came up with Albert and his brother-in-law . . .
2015-06-30  No. 2367  You know the ideas situation is dire when one has . . .
2015-07-01  No. 2368  In the immortal words of Marvin the Martian: Nlwmpf? Zrrlxpftn!
2015-07-02  No. 2369  There are people who say that a mystery story is . . .
2015-07-03  No. 2370  It's as if the argument never took place.
2015-07-04  No. 2371  Well, it's a new year, everybody. Poor old Major Hamm . . .
2015-07-05  No. 2372  If you're pregnant or may become pregnant, talk to your . . .
2015-07-06  No. 2373  Oh I suppose I'd better put something here! There, happy . . .
2015-07-07  No. 2374  I woke up this morning to the news that my . . .
2015-07-08  No. 2375  Today it came to my attention that Guatemala's leading jazz . . .
2015-07-09  No. 2376  I will show you fear in a handful of dust. . . .
2015-07-10  No. 2377  And to think it was shipped all the way from . . .
2015-07-11  No. 2378  We're at the point now where the breakroom fridge is . . .
2015-07-12  No. 2379  Notice something different about the quality of the artwork? That's . . .
2015-07-13  No. 2380  Dither!
2015-07-14  No. 2381  The unexpurgated director's cut is fifteen minutes shorter than the . . .
2015-07-15  No. 2382  Just because the chances are 1 in 6000 doesn't mean . . .
2015-07-16  No. 2383  A more cat friendly way of rebuking the Copenhagen Interpretation . . .
2015-07-17  No. 2384  Her accent can best be described as "American actress trying . . .
2015-07-18  No. 2385  It seems that the more they investigate the phenomenon, the . . .
2015-07-19  No. 2386  Join us at the Rose and Thistle on 1 August . . .
2015-07-20  No. 2387  The long, dark twisting corridors of the late Major Wilmington's . . .
2015-07-21  No. 2388  It could be a fluke. But Albert's hoping it's a . . .
2015-07-22  No. 2389  There are days when every creative-type decides that history homework . . .
2015-07-23  No. 2390  Currently listening to: the symphonic dubstep stylings of Urban Umlaüt.
2015-07-24  No. 2391  Note the calendar on the wall, with the lower half . . .
2015-07-25  No. 2392  OK, apparently the hints towards this in the previous storyline . . .
2015-07-26  No. 2393  I should like to thank my good friend Nemo Aliquid, . . .
2015-07-27  No. 2394  Oh my God, what happened to your finger? Oh my . . .
2015-07-28  No. 2395  People finding potential partners more attractive when those wear glasses . . .
2015-07-29  No. 2396  I've always been rather curious about what Eric's recipe for . . .
2015-07-30  No. 2397  Haha, little misunderstanding on my side: It wasn't Cleopatra who . . .
2015-07-31  No. 2398  Raise your hand if you've ever done something like this . . .
2015-08-01  No. 2399  For the full effect of this comic, eat a large . . .
2015-08-02  No. 2400  And now I've been told that glasses were only invented . . .
2015-08-03  No. 2401  Synesthesia is a phenomenon where experiences in one of your . . .
2015-08-04  No. 2402  It's in base 1, so 1111111111 = 19 + 18 . . .
2015-08-05  No. 2403  Allergy season. I hate allergy season.
2015-08-06  No. 2404  Was this before, after or during that time when Charles's . . .
2015-08-07  No. 2405  Splitting infinitives with hopeless abandon, that's I!
2015-08-08  No. 2406  HAHAHA NO COMC HEER JUS FUNNIE MATH JOKEZ
2015-08-09  No. 2407  Hyperbole is to be avoided: it rots your teeth, will . . .
2015-08-10  No. 2408  A good rule of thumb, really. Fictional creatures can always . . .
2015-08-11  No. 2409  My main criticism is that even on the easiest difficulty . . .
2015-08-12  No. 2410  I'm currently reading Wuthering Heights in Russian. At least, I think . . .
2015-08-13  No. 2411  Nothing worse than a purple microwave.
2015-08-14  No. 2412  Lately, we exchanged cycling experiences, and most others stated that . . .
2015-08-15  No. 2413  Incidentally, pickled eels make a good substitution in meringues if . . .
2015-08-16  No. 2414  For fear of paradox, of course. That's always the reason . . .
2015-08-17  No. 2415  This is funny for reasons explained at length on the . . .
2015-08-18  No. 2416  The fireworks are far less technologically impressive.
2015-08-19  No. 2417  At least the potatoes should be fully fresh and even . . .
2015-08-20  No. 2418  That's what you get for not properly researching the difference . . .
2015-08-21  No. 2419  Looks like Edna's shadow came about 24 hours late.
2015-08-22  No. 2420  Questions like the first one can easily be resolved by . . .
2015-08-23  No. 2421  Just another day for the secret agents in K.Y.B.O.A.R.D. (Their . . .
2015-08-24  No. 2422  Something tells me that Consulman Ignatz won't be playing Pagliacci . . .
2015-08-25  No. 2423  Oh if they desire his trade, they've got it, but . . .
2015-08-26  No. 2424  Nothing to worry about. Supercavitation should work in magma, too.
2015-08-27  No. 2425  Protip: Randomly add 1000 to your software's version number to . . .
2015-08-28  No. 2426  He's effectively out of lifelines here, since anyone who knows . . .
2015-08-29  No. 2427  Given that Postmodernism (literally "after the current time") has been . . .
2015-08-30  No. 2428  Why yes, there actually is someone in the cast uniquely . . .
2015-08-31  No. 2429  Today's episode is brought to you by Crazy John's Consumer . . .
2015-09-01  No. 2430  AH-AH-AH-AH-AH-CHOO! *sniffs* AH-AH-CHOO! *sniff sniff* AH-AH *wheezes* AH-AH *cough cough* . . .
2015-09-02  No. 2431  You know what that means... Another trip to Vegas for . . .
2015-09-03  No. 2432  Seriously, magnetic tapes are the future of data storage! You . . .
2015-09-04  No. 2433  There's somebody I know who I keep having to tell . . .
2015-09-05  No. 2434  Okay, yes, I admit I used to be able to . . .
2015-09-06  No. 2435  The man with the tuxedo and the mirror shades does . . .
2015-09-07  No. 2436  Now you know how and why I lost all hope . . .
2015-09-08  No. 2437  In fact, many uncontacted tribes added new myths to their . . .
2015-09-09  No. 2438  I learned the word "skosh" the other day. Not that . . .
2015-09-10  No. 2439  It comes with either coconut icing, or mushroom gravy. Surprisingly, either . . .
2015-09-11  No. 2440  He's going to write a strongly-worded letter to the Equal . . .
2015-09-12  No. 2441  Tell me again, how many do we usually go through . . .
2015-09-13  No. 2442  While "What have the lories ever done for us?" is . . .
2015-09-14  No. 2443  The countdown begins. One hour. Then he calls a lawyer. . . .
2015-09-15  No. 2444  To remind you, Blackdrip has made his way to Castle . . .
2015-09-16  No. 2445  Granted, it was to be expected when we made intelligence . . .
2015-09-17  No. 2446  Alright, I confess that for the last twenty strips or . . .
2015-09-18  No. 2447  This strip marks the first crossover between Napoleonic Europe and . . .
2015-09-19  No. 2448  I went to an organic food store today, looking to . . .
2015-09-20  No. 2449  I'm afraid the laugh track doesn't sync up perfectly everywhere. . . .
2015-09-21  No. 2450  Sometimes, I think of something that makes me laugh so . . .
2015-09-22  No. 2451  If any enterprising readers have managed to figure out my . . .
2015-09-23  No. 2452  She shall henceforth dedicate all her remaining resources to tracking . . .
2015-09-24  No. 2453  Let's talk for a moment about the force of gravity. . . .
2015-09-25  No. 2454  When directing, one oughtn't be afraid to second-guess the work's . . .
2015-09-26  No. 2455  You know, that's a tasty-looking pancake you got there. Be . . .
2015-09-27  No. 2456  Sometimes it is necessary to recuse one's self from such . . .
2015-09-28  No. 2457  I am legally obligated to tell you that Homestuck: The . . .
2015-09-29  No. 2458  Even when they've been shrunk down to the size of . . .
2015-09-30  No. 2459  Apparently toothpaste is not a good substitute for car polish. Who . . .
2015-10-01  No. 2460  Did you know that I was a professional Olympic something? . . .
2015-10-02  No. 2461  A special announcement: Thanks to an incredible response to my . . .
2015-10-03  No. 2462  I like the Königgrätzer Marsch, but not as diagetic music . . .
2015-10-04  No. 2463  We've diverged from conventional handling procedures for this batch, but . . .
2015-10-05  No. 2464  I don't think the boycott is a good enough reason. . . .
2015-10-06  No. 2465  Previously it was known as the People's Democratic Republic, when . . .
2015-10-07  No. 2466  This comic was drawn on a clear white Bristol board, . . .
2015-10-08  No. 2467  Which is, of course, a nice, nice hat.
2015-10-09  No. 2468  The images are flipped because the photos were taken in . . .
2015-10-10  No. 2469  Now there're a bunch of words that you see everyday, . . .
2015-10-11  No. 2470  That little dial in the lower right is the meter . . .
2015-10-12  No. 2471  The next contestant's chosen specialist subject was "Events occurring in . . .
2015-10-13  No. 2472  Lawsuit time!
2015-10-14  No. 2473  So there you have it: it was Colonel Billard, with . . .
2015-10-15  No. 2474  Musical support provided by the Massed Bands of the County . . .
2015-10-16  No. 2475  It's a bit like Breaking Bad, only because he's not . . .
2015-10-17  No. 2476  Although horses are sometimes used in therapy, it is not . . .
2015-10-18  No. 2477  Guest comic! Since I didn't write this nor have anything . . .
2015-10-19  No. 2478  Another guest comic! This time the commentary was supplied by . . .
2015-10-20  No. 2479  I tried that attitude myself, but getting properly misunderstood is . . .
2015-10-21  No. 2480  Funnily enough, none of the other 25 letters of the . . .
2015-10-22  No. 2481  *Insert here something that superficially sounds deep and philisophical but . . .
2015-10-23  No. 2482  Ewe shall not pass! This is a ram-only establishment.
2015-10-24  No. 2483  I obviously tried to avoid the standard Cuckoo Nest cliché . . .
2015-10-25  No. 2484  I just found the ageless quote again that, I think, . . .
2015-10-26  No. 2485  TWANG. Good thing emus can't fly, am I right?
2015-10-27  No. 2486  I waited long years for a good opportunity to use . . .
2015-10-28  No. 2487  To whatever prankster submitted one of my strips to that . . .
2015-10-29  No. 2488  Today is the 4th anniversary of the submission of my . . .
2015-10-30  No. 2489  Best wash that.
2015-10-31  No. 2490  The WBNA. That's the joke.
2015-11-01  No. 2491  Today's comic was generated by a semi-random process involving choosing . . .
2015-11-02  No. 2492  Click. Wait thirty minutes. Click again.
2015-11-03  No. 2493  Not enough blood in the alcoholstream.
2015-11-04  No. 2494  Well, I'm back! You'll never guess whom I saw at . . .
2015-11-05  No. 2495  It never ends.
2015-11-06  No. 2496  It almost sounds like the title of a spy movie. . . .
2015-11-07  No. 2497  Here at Postcard we have always advocated usage of the . . .
2015-11-08  No. 2498  I'm terribly sorry there were no comics all last week. . . .
2015-11-09  No. 2499  He lied, although his brother doesn't own a pet shop! . . .
2015-11-10  No. 2500  He lied, although his brother doesn't own a pet shop! . . .
2015-11-11  No. 2501  Am I the only one who routinely mixes up the . . .
2015-11-12  No. 2502  A wizard did it. So far no other wizard has . . .
2015-11-13  No. 2503  Waiting for something to fulfill all of its prerequisites may . . .
2015-11-14  No. 2504  That's Steve for you: always knowing when to quit.
2015-11-15  No. 2505  There's nothing unusual about the beer. They're actually smuggling illicit . . .
2015-11-16  No. 2506  I hate drawing golf clubs. Seriously.
2015-11-17  No. 2507  If you're red-green colourblind then this strip is probably incomprehensible. . . .
2015-11-18  No. 2508  If I could clone myself, I'd crash my own wedding.
2015-11-19  No. 2509  Of course, if I could clone my wife as well, . . .
2015-11-20  No. 2510  At this point, I'm not sure whether it would be . . .
2015-11-21  No. 2511  Demon! DEMON!
2015-11-22  No. 2512  Illuminati confirmed! Or not, depending on your interpretation. It's all . . .
2015-11-23  No. 2513  Of course she wears army boots - she's a sergeant!
2015-11-24  No. 2514  I wasn't aware that you could bribe computer software. Is . . .
2015-11-25  No. 2515  After all, which would you prefer? Water or points?
2015-11-26  No. 2516  Lesson for today: freeze them before throwing. They really tend . . .
2015-11-27  No. 2517  I can, in fact, think of several sentences that begin . . .
2015-11-28  No. 2518  This was, of course, inspired by that one glitch in . . .
2015-11-29  No. 2519  The office is now not appointed to, except for one . . .
2015-11-30  No. 2520  He could tell them, but he'd have to kill them . . .
2015-12-01  No. 2521  For those of you complaining, she's overheard at least three . . .
2015-12-02  No. 2522  My Italian is not good at the best of times, . . .
2015-12-03  No. 2523  Honestly, until today it never even occurred to me that . . .
2015-12-04  No. 2524  They told me that we can't publish that in any . . .
2015-12-05  No. 2525  Good luck treating a PLAGUE victim with a screwdriver.
2015-12-06  No. 2526  100% of the time it works none of the time.
2015-12-07  No. 2527  Apparently there was an original series of Star Trek. Who . . .
2015-12-08  No. 2528  The real challenge comes from completing the task without the . . .
2015-12-09  No. 2529  I blame the air conditioning.
2015-12-10  No. 2530  If only he'd had pen and paper at the time. . . .
2015-12-11  No. 2531  Those aren't ants, those are people. We're using an advanced . . .
2015-12-12  No. 2532  Okay, this time they're people. It's an advanced graphical trick . . .
2015-12-13  No. 2533  Further information can be obtained from: The Chartered Institute of . . .
2015-12-14  No. 2534  It's an elegant, if unorthodox, solution.
2015-12-15  No. 2535  On second thought, perhaps cows are better draft animals than . . .
2015-12-16  No. 2536  For reference, the five ways to cut an onion:
2015-12-17  No. 2537  It was about 7 years ago when things started going . . .
2015-12-18  No. 2538  Their cheques are rumoured to be elastic enough that you . . .
2015-12-19  No. 2539  It's like snow, except it's air.
2015-12-20  No. 2540  Congratulations to our winner, CaesarOfPisa. Second place went to TheHonourableMisterJusticeDred. . .. . .
2015-12-21  No. 2541  You channel negative energy, turning it into holy water. Duh.
2015-12-22  No. 2542  And let's open the floodgates! (Because, let's not do anything . . .
2015-12-23  No. 2543  To get the full intended effect of this strip, print . . .
2015-12-24  No. 2544  Every line of this strip could potentially be my autobiography . . .
2015-12-25  No. 2545  The book is open, prepare to make your bets. What . . .
2015-12-26  No. 2546  What the heck is a Zeolite?
2015-12-27  No. 2547  You can't pick your family, but you can pick your . . .
2015-12-28  No. 2548  It's something that very few people have ever managed to . . .
2015-12-29  No. 2549  There is clearly something very wrong with you if you . . .
2015-12-30  No. 2550  There's a sense of joy here which I really can't . . .
2015-12-31  No. 2551  I've just seen that new film that everyone's talking about. It's . . .
2016-01-01  No. 2552  There is clearly something very wrong with you if you . . .
2016-01-02  No. 2553  I can't remember whether I've done this joke before. If . . .
2016-01-03  No. 2554  Due to a misunderstanding about how shortlisting was supposed to . . .
2016-01-04  No. 2555  I brought home a box of salt water taffy the . . .
2016-01-05  No. 2556  No complaining. Every canon has to have at least one . . .
2016-01-06  No. 2557  Yes, they can talk to each other... In Space! Well, . . .
2016-01-07  No. 2558  Since this is a holiday themed strip, I would suggest . . .
2016-01-08  No. 2559  I've been contacted by The New Yorker, who wants to . . .
2016-01-09  No. 2560  Note: Antoinette can lip read. She assured us she wasn't . . .
2016-01-10  No. 2561  Happy birthday to you Happy birthday to you Happy birthday . . .
2016-01-11  No. 2562  Tip: Do not attempt to replace his normal coffee with . . .
2016-01-12  No. 2563  I hope you're nervous as to how Wanda will get . . .
2016-01-13  No. 2564  Today's comic has been donated by the Society for the . . .
2016-01-14  No. 2565  #NotEvenDignifyingThatWithAResponse
2016-01-15  No. 2566  In reality, there's no magic involved - it's all done . . .
2016-01-16  No. 2567  This is perhaps the only known citiation in history for . . .
2016-01-17  No. 2568  I don't deserve anything.
2016-01-18  No. 2569  Bald Eagle: just another white meat.
2016-01-19  No. 2570  Last week the Fourth Crimean War broke out. As I . . .
2016-01-20  No. 2571  Novel and macabre usages aside, air-fresheners really are a boon . . .
2016-01-21  No. 2572  Congratulations! Your AMUSINGLY NAMED SEARCH ENGINE evolved into SKYNET!
2016-01-22  No. 2573  Look, I'm not a botanist, all right?
2016-01-23  No. 2574  This is not going to look good on his C.V. . . .
2016-01-24  No. 2575  Well, obviously it's not called "cherry picking" in a universe . . .
2016-01-25  No. 2576  Of course, the philosophical problem with smoothing out traffic on . . .
2016-01-26  No. 2577  They just have to hope that whatever it was which . . .
2016-01-27  No. 2578  Terry's problem is that he can only ever learn things . . .
2016-01-28  No. 2579  This morning, my computer refused to turn on unless I . . .
2016-01-29  No. 2580  What did you say? It's midnight? NOT ON MY WATCH, . . .
2016-01-30  No. 2581  ... ... Okay, now it's midnight on my watch.
2016-01-31  No. 2582  You really have to admire the tenacity of sticking to . . .
2016-02-01  No. 2583  Task No. 38529: Un-learn the operations of the office fax . . .
2016-02-02  No. 2584  See, now I want pancakes. Thanks a lot.
2016-02-03  No. 2585  Ah, the joys of Bring Your Trombone To Work Day.
2016-02-04  No. 2586  Today we have even more unprintable garbage, but that's only . . .
2016-02-05  No. 2587  A lot of Charlies in the audience tonight.
2016-02-06  No. 2588  The answer is "no". Work to identify the question continues.
2016-02-07  No. 2589  Work on my latest novel progresses well, it's been about . . .
2016-02-08  No. 2590  In a pinch, it can also function as a mousepad.
2016-02-09  No. 2591  I would say that I don't think this puzzle is . . .
2016-02-10  No. 2592  Yes, he's hired a simple Southern lawyer to defend him. Unfortunately, . . .
2016-02-11  No. 2593  1... 2... 3... 4... It's going to take Robosaurus quite . . .
2016-02-12  No. 2594  If you don't immediately see why "kill 10 wolves and . . .
2016-02-13  No. 2595  To those who only started reading recently, this is a . . .
2016-02-14  No. 2596  And just what does Jim Davis have to say for . . .
2016-02-15  No. 2597  The other flaw in her plan was that she guessed . . .
2016-02-16  No. 2598  Alternatively, just think of them as the anthropomorphic personification cognative . . .
2016-02-17  No. 2599  What? It makes him look presidential.
2016-02-18  No. 2600  It was a lot of work to get the tunes . . .
2016-02-19  No. 2601  I'm no expert but... Wait. No, actually, I am.
2016-02-20  No. 2602  Certis. Don't tell me you were expecting Benvenuto Cellini.
2016-02-21  No. 2603  All day yesterday I have been performing the computing equivalent . . .
2016-02-22  No. 2604  What? It makes him look unpresidential.
2016-02-23  No. 2605  The annual herb show: It really is the most wonderful . . .
2016-02-24  No. 2606  You've made your future, now live in it.
2016-02-25  No. 2607  ...mosquitoes the size of rottweilers...
2016-02-26  No. 2608  Alternate Caption: "That time when you have so many other . . .
2016-02-27  No. 2609  Scarlottiana. 'Nough said.
2016-02-28  No. 2610  Relativistic interest: when you end up with massive back payments . . .
2016-02-29  No. 2611  This one is addressed to the lady from Tunbridge Wells . . .
2016-03-01  No. 2612  If only he had known that a year ago.
2016-03-02  No. 2613  To paraphrase the old sage: His only crime is being Blackdrip. . . .
2016-03-03  No. 2614  I'm almost half convinced that when it finally displays a . . .
2016-03-04  No. 2615  I was in Bremen the other day, and I saw . . .
2016-03-05  No. 2616  The era of his drum ends tonight!
2016-03-06  No. 2617  They are native to the Arctic, certain areas of Northern . . .
2016-03-07  No. 2618  Pff, I don't get what everyone's so excited about. Her . . .
2016-03-08  No. 2619  What an age we live in.
2016-03-09  No. 2620  Three rights make a left. Three lefts make a right. . . .
2016-03-10  No. 2621  A reader writes: Dear Postcard, I have a young nephew who . . .
2016-03-11  No. 2622  Well, that's certainly one way to hack a web form...
2016-03-12  No. 2623  It's no secret by now that all four of these . . .
2016-03-13  No. 2624  Hey, why are you shooting at us? We're the goth . . .
2016-03-14  No. 2625  You know how your bones hurt when you have the . . .
2016-03-15  No. 2626  At this point citing references can only work to one's . . .
2016-03-16  No. 2627  The monument is actually some distance away, because it's still . . .
2016-03-17  No. 2628  Always check if your typeset is properly recognised. I remember . . .
2016-03-18  No. 2629  If my calculations, uh, wild guesses are correct, these should . . .
2016-03-19  No. 2630  And that's why you don't make fire escapes accessible from . . .
2016-03-20  No. 2631  No, you couldn't. You're a traffic sign, m'dear.
2016-03-21  No. 2632  I have my reasons. I just haven't worked out what . . .
2016-03-22  No. 2633  Tell a lie big enough, often enough...
2016-03-23  No. 2634  It's crunch time at the cracker and walnut eating contest.
2016-03-24  No. 2635  This is the 438th Annual Upper Landsborough Tambourine and Bagpipe . . .
2016-03-25  No. 2636  Slowly, slowly, Albert is realising he has a "type".
2016-03-26  No. 2637  One of my friends actually tried to justify trying a . . .
2016-03-27  No. 2638  Do not read this comic if you are pregnant or . . .
2016-03-28  No. 2639  They're painting the roses red to make them grow faster.
2016-03-29  No. 2640  If there's one thing I know about Margaret, it's that . . .
2016-03-30  No. 2641  This annotation Is all about the art form Known as the haiku. Haikus . . .
2016-03-31  No. 2642  There is an explanation for this: Steve is one of . . .
2016-04-01  No. 2643  This comic was inspired by my luxury flight to Alaska. . . .
2016-04-02  No. 2644  I remain steadfastly apolitical. No matter what you may think.
2016-04-03  No. 2645  Well, if there's anything that could be described as "untoastable", . . .
2016-04-04  No. 2646  Honourable mention for Cosimo Nunhovel's entry: There was a young lady . . .
2016-04-05  No. 2647  Turns out "being a murderer" is highly contagious.
2016-04-06  No. 2648  I condemn testing on robotic guinea pigs. The test results . . .
2016-04-07  No. 2649  Of course, we all know what would happen if we . . .
2016-04-08  No. 2650  No little C programmers, deploying projects live One overflowed himself, and . . .
2016-04-09  No. 2651  I didn't realise when I set up the buffer that . . .
2016-04-10  No. 2652  It can also be used as a mnemonic if you . . .
2016-04-11  No. 2653  Strange thing is, I don't remember ever titling this comic. Or . . .
2016-04-12  No. 2654  This comic is best viewed on a 96-inch ultra-HD resolution . . .
2016-04-13  No. 2655  Really, astronomers named asteroids after the most bizarre things.
2016-04-14  No. 2656  Thanks to ShopKeep for the painting, mlleworld for the photo, . . .
2016-04-15  No. 2657  I recently fed the first 200 strips of this comic . . .
2016-04-16  No. 2658  I don't think I could ever be a doctor.
2016-04-17  No. 2659  "Even in the the most aimless of my picaresque journeys, . . .
2016-04-18  No. 2660  Sometimes I feel bad about what I put my characters . . .
2016-04-19  No. 2661  Seriously though, remix comics?! That's the stupidest idea I've ever . . .
2016-04-20  No. 2662  Why do people always blame the scapegoat?
2016-04-21  No. 2663  The bubonic plague may be reasonably survivable today, but it's . . .
2016-04-22  No. 2664  I don't have the energy to write a longer annotation . . .
2016-04-23  No. 2665  Is there a better way of putting that? I feel . . .
2016-04-24  No. 2666  Mud, mud, glorious mud! Nothing quite like it for cooling the . . .
2016-04-25  No. 2667  EDIT: Huh, that's odd. I thought I had put an . . .
2016-04-26  No. 2668  Tomorrow: The untriumphant unreturn of the innocuous shrub in the . . .
2016-04-27  No. 2669  Lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and . . .
2016-04-28  No. 2670  Unfortunately, even the word "alphabet" contains the letter "e"...
2016-04-29  No. 2671  While writing this comic, I somehow completely forgot about an . . .
2016-04-30  No. 2672  If you're wondering why he couldn't have just used the . . .
2016-05-01  No. 2673  You may legally distribute copies of it, provided you produce . . .
2016-05-02  No. 2674  Her baby has apparently been practicing that for weeks whenever . . .
2016-05-03  No. 2675  Between panels 3 and 4, they peeled away 67 more . . .
2016-05-04  No. 2676  And he would have got away with it, if it . . .
2016-05-05  No. 2677  Look, people, this is why we send folks the new . . .
2016-05-06  No. 2678  That reminds me - I need to buy rubber boots, . . .
2016-05-07  No. 2679  Please keep visiting Postcard for your daily dose of noodle . . .
2016-05-08  No. 2680  If you were mentally insane before you read this comic, . . .
2016-05-09  No. 2681  This comic was sponsored by the Tourism Committee of Harmony, . . .
2016-05-10  No. 2682  Zombie apocalypses are starting to become cliché. So instead you get . . .
2016-05-11  No. 2683  Yes, he replied to himself. It's definitely in character for . . .
2016-05-12  No. 2684  Well, that purchase was a mistake.
2016-05-13  No. 2685  EDIT:
2016-05-14  No. 2686  Unwinnable by Insanity comes to mind...
2016-05-15  No. 2687  It's the difference between having an airship, not having an . . .
2016-05-16  No. 2688  It took until yesterday for me to realise that it's . . .
2016-05-17  No. 2689  ARE YOU READY FOR A BLIZZARD? Too bad. You're not likely . . .
2016-05-18  No. 2690  Great, now the floor needs cleaning.
2016-05-19  No. 2691  If nothing else, you've got to admire Dave's persistence. Mind you, . . .
2016-05-20  No. 2692  The pillar is cylindrical, about seven and a half feet . . .
2016-05-21  No. 2693  Someone let me know if this isn't a record for . . .
2016-05-22  No. 2694  Remember the exciting times when people were wondering which one . . .
2016-05-23  No. 2695  After drawing this strip, I feel like I need to . . .
2016-05-24  No. 2696  I expect this webcomic to end somewhen in the next . . .
2016-05-25  No. 2697  Yes, it's a stupid meme and the reference will be . . .
2016-05-26  No. 2698  A friend of mine was an actor, and sadly well . . .
2016-05-27  No. 2699  3054-02-13 Rerun commentary: Haha, oh man, remember the time when . . .
2016-05-28  No. 2700  It's
2016-05-29  No. 2701  Is this the most disastrous Royal Variety Performance in history? . . .
2016-05-30  No. 2702  This is just filler. You don't have to read it. . . .
2016-05-31  No. 2703  It's a universe where mirrors don't eat their vegetables and . . .
2016-06-01  No. 2704  With everything becoming "smart" these days, I suppose "smart fruit" . . .
2016-06-02  No. 2705  And I'll name my new invention... "stairs".
2016-06-03  No. 2706  Have you ever gone to put something in the microwave, . . .
2016-06-04  No. 2707  "Time travel" enables you to spend money you have yet . . .
2016-06-05  No. 2708  I don't understand why you would prefer orange juice without . . .
2016-06-06  No. 2709  I mean, come on. Orange juice is much better while . . .
2016-06-07  No. 2710  Appealing to the fandom has never been so easy!
2016-06-08  No. 2711  I'm not sure why tangerines are supposed to be so . . .
2016-06-09  No. 2712  Ha! Made you look! ... at the tiger that was sneaking . . .
2016-06-10  No. 2713  I hereby decree that today there is no such thing . . .
2016-06-11  No. 2714  Don't worry - I didn't know what either of those . . .
2016-06-12  No. 2715  There're 497 scripts that are already overdue, so what difference . . .
2016-06-13  No. 2716  Okay, maybe 498. We may need to hold a recount.
2016-06-14  No. 2717  'They will pass by in awed reverence, saying "That was . . .
2016-06-15  No. 2718  If my calculations are correct, everyone is now back in . . .
2016-06-16  No. 2719  The failure of the McRazorBlade Cheeseburger demonstrates why you always . . .
2016-06-17  No. 2720  Rather than using The Force, Blackdrip prefers to use The . . .
2016-06-18  No. 2721  If you could hear what it sounded like... well, the . . .
2016-06-19  No. 2722  The official representative probably knows more about what's going on . . .
2016-06-20  No. 2723  I don't know why, after all these years, I still . . .
2016-06-21  No. 2724  This reminds me of the time when I was invited . . .
2016-06-22  No. 2725  This one was drawn by two of my cousins, aged . . .
2016-06-23  No. 2726  Something something political dispute.
2016-06-24  No. 2727  The last panel has a decidedly odd number of teeth. No, . . .
2016-06-25  No. 2728  I've been through this with our investors more times than . . .
2016-06-26  No. 2729  And by these signs shall ye know him: HELLO MY . . .
2016-06-27  No. 2730  Pizza!
2016-06-28  No. 2731  Checking before this comic is published, there's only one google . . .
2016-06-29  No. 2732  Antonio has spent the last three years in a North . . .
2016-06-30  No. 2733  Checking after the previous comic was published, there are seventy-three . . .
2016-07-01  No. 2734  Phew! It's a good thing my business trip was cut . . .
2016-07-02  No. 2735  Hi, this is the retriever of the original comic speaking. I . . .
2016-07-03  No. 2736  And that, my friends, is how you properly serve the . . .
2016-07-04  No. 2737  Appar Unem! Yeah, it seemed appropriate, seeing as today's the day . . .
2016-07-05  No. 2738  It all started as an internet forum game that got . . .
2016-07-06  No. 2739  My nose is all stuffed up today, which is why . . .
2016-07-07  No. 2740  I predict that the final quota won't be reached for . . .
2016-07-08  No. 2741  This may be the last time we ever see Roxanne . . .
2016-07-09  No. 2742  Will somebody shut off that thrice-damned megaphone! Thanks, Lenny. ---Lenny?!
2016-07-10  No. 2743  Did you hear about the time James Sturmer used a . . .
2016-07-11  No. 2744  It's not really much of a reward; she's not that . . .
2016-07-12  No. 2745  I'll give you a hint: it's not a horse.
2016-07-13  No. 2746  It's amazing how quickly your to-do list gets shorter when . . .
2016-07-14  No. 2747  I think it may be time for me to dust . . .
2016-07-15  No. 2748  Well, that was a complete waste of seven minutes and . . .
2016-07-16  No. 2749  I shouldn't write comics in the bath any more.
2016-07-17  No. 2750  As you can see, the FBI is being portrayed as . . .
2016-07-18  No. 2751  As you can see, the CIA is being portrayed as . . .
2016-07-19  No. 2752  Due to an error on our side, what was supposed . . .
2016-07-20  No. 2753  I swear, nobody today knows what Supertrain is. And that . . .
2016-07-21  No. 2754  The question before us is whether or not closing the . . .
2016-07-22  No. 2755  Today's Lecture: The Essentiality of having an Avatar for your . . .
2016-07-23  No. 2756  Wasn't this site a webcomic at one point??
2016-07-24  No. 2757  The waffles are in the same bag as the cornflakes.
2016-07-25  No. 2758  Boggles the Clown really got the vote out at the . . .
2016-07-26  No. 2759  "And thus do the anklebiters of Granddame Calamity come widdershins . . .
2016-07-27  No. 2760  Biochemistry majors may wish to avert their eyes for the . . .
2016-07-28  No. 2761  Go to www.dramabutton.com for the soundtrack to this comic.
2016-07-29  No. 2762  Thus ends the leadership of the first avian president of . . .
2016-07-30  No. 2763  And thus begins the leadership of the first feline president . . .
2016-07-31  No. 2764  The original wood carving for this comic is for sale . . .
2016-08-01  No. 2765  It's impossible to find a good left-handed bass player in . . .
2016-08-02  No. 2766  I'm liberating vampires! For far too long, they've been portrayed . . .
2016-08-03  No. 2767  I think this comic is getting really close to actually . . .
2016-08-04  No. 2768  Honour. Courage. These are all things that Robosaurus lacks.
2016-08-05  No. 2769  *plop*
2016-08-06  No. 2770  Poor Izzy has hitherto been a rather neglected character. I . . .
2016-08-07  No. 2771  Okay, I officially regret everything I did in the last . . .
2016-08-08  No. 2772  This one is in honour of that reader who alerted . . .
2016-08-09  No. 2773  This is in honour of all the readers that only . . .
2016-08-10  No. 2774  That's it, folks. The end. The entire Postcard multiverse has . . .
2016-08-11  No. 2775  Call me a troll all you want, but this is . . .
2016-08-12  No. 2776  Oh blast, did I just publish the contents of my . . .
2016-08-13  No. 2777  You know that thing where you hear really really good . . .
2016-08-14  No. 2778  Did I mention that the Udder-Headed Brother-in-Law Who Only Appears . . .
2016-08-15  No. 2779  Not to be confused with the constellation, or the song.
2016-08-16  No. 2780  There really are far too many things named "The Thing".
2016-08-17  No. 2781  I henceforth declare that I shall make more declarations in . . .
2016-08-18  No. 2782  Either my house is infested with non-sequitur, or these headphones . . .
2016-08-19  No. 2783  I henceforth declare that I am done making declarations.
2016-08-20  No. 2784  I do henceforth declare, ignore that last one, I just . . .
2016-08-21  No. 2785  IIIII hhhhheeeeennnnnccccceeeeefffffooooorrrrrttttthhhhh dddddeeeeeccccclllllaaaaarrrrreeeee ttttthh. . .. . .
2016-08-22  No. 2786  He's her mother in that reality. Yes, that sentence makes . . .
2016-08-23  No. 2787  His fortune was built on the sales of tickets to . . .
2016-08-24  No. 2788  ...but we all know that in the grand scale of . . .
2016-08-25  No. 2789  I've been breeding killer whales in my spare time. It's . . .
2016-08-26  No. 2790  I first heard about this from an old man down . . .
2016-08-27  No. 2791  You are now listening to Radio Postcard FM, and this . . .
2016-08-28  No. 2792  This comic demonstrates the dangers of running around with a . . .
2016-08-29  No. 2793  Ugh, too tired to write a proper commentary for this . . .
2016-08-30  No. 2794  A brief note, until our translator recovers from his illness . . .
2016-08-31  No. 2795  Hello. My name is Steve. You killed my brother-in-law Albert. . . .
2016-09-01  No. 2796  I normally wouldn't consider dying a pleasant thing. Albert doesn't . . .
2016-09-02  No. 2797  The recent upswing in new comics can be attributed to . . .
2016-09-03  No. 2798  I tried to look up the meaning of the word . . .
2016-09-04  No. 2799  I just got the feeling that someone walked over my . . .
2016-09-05  No. 2800  Sadly I must make a confession about that trip to . . .
2016-09-06  No. 2801  Now appendix- and gluten-free!
2016-09-07  No. 2802  The graph in Panel 3 actually represents how many times . . .
2016-09-08  No. 2803  This PSA is brought to you by the National Teetotalers . . .
2016-09-09  No. 2804  I'll take the elephant powered siege engine, thank you.
2016-09-10  No. 2805  Pie! There was pie... and cake.
2016-09-11  No. 2806  I am proud to announce that I have a guest . . .
2016-09-12  No. 2807  Scratch that. It seems that I have a guest role . . .
2016-09-13  No. 2808  It's an inordinate amount of clotted cream. Scone-Man to the rescue!!
2016-09-14  No. 2809  You can only prank 911 so many times before they . . .
2016-09-15  No. 2810  Yes, of course you can make comics in space.
2016-09-16  No. 2811  That was by far, his finest Planck Time.
2016-09-17  No. 2812  When you review how the plot over the last two . . .
2016-09-18  No. 2813  Since I vowed not to drink alcohol for Lent this . . .
2016-09-19  No. 2814  So who is ninja?
2016-09-20  No. 2815  Such utter drivel, so dreadfully commonplace these days.
2016-09-21  No. 2816  It... clammed up.
2016-09-22  No. 2817  No navigating ninjas nick nasty nurseries, Neil.
2016-09-23  No. 2818  That sounds about right for the standard method of un-reading . . .
2016-09-24  No. 2819  That would hurt someone with a more realistic surface area.
2016-09-25  No. 2820  "What, frightened with false fire?"
2016-09-26  No. 2821  Did you know that if you rearrange all the letters . . .
2016-09-27  No. 2822  Note: to all the people who really did pretend that . . .
2016-09-28  No. 2823  What? I've never even heard of xkcd.
2016-09-29  No. 2824  Oh, uh, I think I just realised what it was . . .
2016-09-30  No. 2825  So, in order for me to deduct all the expenses . . .
2016-10-01  No. 2826  This is a style of art that I like to . . .
2016-10-02  No. 2827  In fond memory of C. Hallard-Buxtehude, a devoted and supercilious . . .
2016-10-03  No. 2828  czdray srdcrys457qwc 5f dfr6e56t 8 gty ftyd rtu e7 g.f . . .
2016-10-04  No. 2829  He sounds like an egg would sound if it could . . .
2016-10-05  No. 2830  Look at Lenny's face very carefully. That is a man . . .
2016-10-06  No. 2831  No, this isn't written in a code language. This is . . .
2016-10-07  No. 2832  I've since discovered that it is in fact a word . . .
2016-10-08  No. 2833  Ironically, I had to correct several typos in this stip . . .
2016-10-09  No. 2834  Look, when Vladimir Putin personally tells you how to invest . . .
2016-10-10  No. 2835  Every one of them, going down. This place will be . . .
2016-10-11  No. 2836  Lenny looks really sad for some reason. I'm not entirely . . .
2016-10-12  No. 2837  A plague on these pickled herrings!
2016-10-13  No. 2838  Do you think I'll get into trouble if I were . . .
2016-10-14  No. 2839  Never let somebody attach your name to their work. Especially . . .
2016-10-15  No. 2840  And just to make sure that never happens again, I've . . .
2016-10-16  No. 2841  I am currently writing this whilst on the run. Anyone . . .
2016-10-17  No. 2842  Turkish delight (but not on a moonlit night).
2016-10-18  No. 2843  Introducing the first fruit of my Patreon, the Tetrap Gang's . . .
2016-10-19  No. 2844  Due to some copyright issues, I have now changed Margaret's . . .
2016-10-20  No. 2845  Anybody who saw this strip within thirty seconds of its . . .
2016-10-21  No. 2846  Challenge: How many different national anthems can you whistle in . . .
2016-10-22  No. 2847  To all who've been sending me their submissions for yesterday's . . .
2016-10-23  No. 2848  This strip is inspired by the time I made up . . .
2016-10-24  No. 2849  This strip is inspired by the time I made up . . .
2016-10-25  No. 2850  To spice things up, Dr. Insidio has hidden a live . . .
2016-10-26  No. 2851  This is the last time I'm taking orders from my . . .
2016-10-27  No. 2852  Recommended serving size: 1 mol.
2016-10-28  No. 2853  I do in fact know how he survived the incident . . .
2016-10-29  No. 2854  I seem to remember he first appeared during the incident . . .
2016-10-30  No. 2855  With a rue-rum-ray, fol-the-diddle-ay, whack-fol-lare-diddle-I-doh! Is there any other way?
2016-10-31  No. 2856  Tonight at 19:00 GMT, ask me anything! Except of course, . . .
2016-11-01  No. 2857  Because I got simply flooded with the same question, fine: . . .
2016-11-02  No. 2858  As a dove, so a buffalo.
2016-11-03  No. 2859  Merry half past ten, everybody!
2016-11-04  No. 2860  An unspecified error has occurred. Please consult the following handy . . .
2016-11-05  No. 2861  When the pomegranate turns, strike the bell so the beagle . . .
2016-11-06  No. 2862  I'm not a surrealist. I'm just wearing a surrealist's skin . . .
2016-11-07  No. 2863  These evils include: Vehicle exhaust The price of petrol Leering Other, bad drivers
2016-11-08  No. 2864  Welcome to the only webcomic in the world that makes . . .
2016-11-09  No. 2865  Transcri— goddammit, Blackdrip erased it again! And it took five . . .
2016-11-10  No. 2866  By an old Moulmein Pagoda, lookin' lazy at the sea...
2016-11-11  No. 2867  Really, no respect.
2016-11-12  No. 2868  I showed them I tell you, I sure did show . . .
2016-11-13  No. 2869  Thanks for all the birthday wishes, but it's not my . . .
2016-11-14  No. 2870  Fun fact: through all the years we've been making comics, . . .
2016-11-15  No. 2871  You'd think everybody would have learned by now. It's really . . .
2016-11-16  No. 2872  *Convoluted setup for a joke* *Punchline* *The part where the . . .
2016-11-17  No. 2873  This is the third time one of my strips has . . .
2016-11-18  No. 2874  For reference: Jean-François Paillard Ordinary People Obligatory TVTropes page (Come on, . . .. . .
2016-11-19  No. 2875  Notice the lack of stick-figure art? I have a new . . .
2016-11-20  No. 2876  Guess what? Yup, only this time even the stick figures . . .
2016-11-21  No. 2877  ...And now, we've lost the script. That's just great. In . . .
2016-11-22  No. 2878  Don't talk to me about fruit cakes.
2016-11-23  No. 2879  The sheet music that Dives is reading is "Little Ballerinas," . . .
2016-11-24  No. 2880  I would like you to know that I am also . . .
2016-11-25  No. 2881  The answer to today's puzzle is: Madame Marie Curie eating . . .
2016-11-26  No. 2882  WHY YES THOSE ARE RHODODENDRONS
2016-11-27  No. 2883  I've hired a new artist, and she's retroactively drawn all . . .
2016-11-28  No. 2884  Most of the scripts are actually inspired by posts we . . .
2016-11-29  No. 2885  From now on, I'd take any news of there being . . .
2016-11-30  No. 2886  Greg almost quit the office when we asked him to . . .
2016-12-01  No. 2887  Well, folks, I'm back. It's taken me more than a . . .
2016-12-02  No. 2888  In response to queries regarding yesterday's announcement: blackmail, some well . . .
2016-12-03  No. 2889  The only intelligible result from the latest output of the . . .
2016-12-04  No. 2890  MAGGOTS!
2016-12-05  No. 2891  The anti-fourth-wall rebellion has begun.
2016-12-06  No. 2892  But seriously though, why go to all that trouble of . . .
2016-12-07  No. 2893  Given the history of this comic, it's somewhat unusual that . . .
2016-12-08  No. 2894  Any homage you may notice in this strip is in . . .
2016-12-09  No. 2895  Who wants to volunteer to come clean my house?
2016-12-10  No. 2896  Never mind, got Greg to do it instead.
2016-12-11  No. 2897  Do I dare Disturb the universe?
2016-12-12  No. 2898  Okay, this is kind of embarrassing. If any of my . . .
2016-12-13  No. 2899  I don't think anyone knows that they were on the . . .
2016-12-14  No. 2900  The swallows are coming! The swallows are coming!
2016-12-15  No. 2901  How did that happen? You'll find out once I've decided.
2016-12-16  No. 2902  It has been decided that the disturbing part is, in . . .
2016-12-17  No. 2903  I'm taking today off! Here's a guest strip. The guest . . .
2016-12-18  No. 2904  For a detective, he's remarkably unobservant.
2016-12-19  No. 2905  No, he's not getting his own merchandise just because he's . . .
2016-12-20  No. 2906  Title reveal for the next upcoming storyline: The Trials and . . .
2016-12-21  No. 2907  "Collapsed customer in the fish aisle. Collapsed customer in the . . .
2016-12-22  No. 2908  There aren't any elephants in this strip. Look closer.
2016-12-23  No. 2909  This is completely tolerable and absolutely acceptable!
2016-12-24  No. 2910  Readers who are curious about what I was doing in . . .
2016-12-25  No. 2911  You don't even want to open that can o' peas.
2016-12-26  No. 2912  $5 and the ability to operate a pair of scissors. . . .
2016-12-27  No. 2913  If wurst comes to wurst, we could always share a . . .
2016-12-28  No. 2914  It was something I dumped onto the back of a . . .
2016-12-29  No. 2915  I can write that and still maintain that I don't . . .
2016-12-30  No. 2916  ... but it was Tchaikovsky, not Shostakovich! Ha ha ha ha . . .
2016-12-31  No. 2917  This is like that feeling you have when everyone gets . . .
2017-01-01  No. 2918  Feel free to borrow these insults for your everyday life. . . .
2017-01-02  No. 2919  Previous obligations have delayed the publication of this particular strip. . . .
2017-01-03  No. 2920  No, he's not talking about Kristen Wiig.
2017-01-04  No. 2921  Thesauruses don't always effort.
2017-01-05  No. 2922  The dip kind, not the bull kind. ... Not the . . .
2017-01-06  No. 2923  He began his career by demonstrating how it was possible . . .
2017-01-07  No. 2924  *somethingsomethingwaltzfromGounod'sFaustsomethingsomething*
2017-01-08  No. 2925  When someone who is incapable of dishonesty tells you that . . .
2017-01-09  No. 2926  From what I've been told, she's a Welsh girl: born . . .
2017-01-10  No. 2927  A very inefficient way to write a helpfile, don't you . . .
2017-01-11  No. 2928  Best trade ever.
2017-01-12  No. 2929  We noted a quantifiable level of suprise amongst the visitors . . .
2017-01-13  No. 2930  Even though it's been years since #912 was first posted, . . .
2017-01-14  No. 2931  You can't pick your nose, but you can pick your . . .
2017-01-15  No. 2932  The thing is, that character doesn't actually exist, it's more . . .
2017-01-16  No. 2933  Comments, Postcard, Comments on a Postcard Dip it all in mashed . . .
2017-01-17  No. 2934  They've ALL GONE MAD!
2017-01-18  No. 2935  All you need to do to win the heavy metal . . .
2017-01-19  No. 2936  Coincidence? I think not.
2017-01-20  No. 2937  Why wouldn't I get up early to do just that? . . .
2017-01-21  No. 2938  It's hard to pack for vacation with a baby in . . .
2017-01-22  No. 2939  Peeping Tom Sawyer?
2017-01-23  No. 2940  If they give a wrong result once more I'll just . . .
2017-01-24  No. 2941  This is almost as fun as Buenos Aires during Oktoberfest, . . .
2017-01-25  No. 2942  Don't ask when the Postcard album will be. I'm not . . .
2017-01-26  No. 2943  All right, I'm revealing it early: the reason Lenny was . . .
2017-01-27  No. 2944  It's that moment when you realise that your computer password . . .
2017-01-28  No. 2945  How embarrassing. They showed up wearing the same flesh.
2017-01-29  No. 2946  What did you think 1998 HH148 referred to?
2017-01-30  No. 2947  Hey, wait a minute! Where did my entry go?! What's . . .
2017-01-31  No. 2948  Notice anything familiar about this comic? The background? The dialogue? That's . . .
2017-02-01  No. 2949  Postcard - with guaranteed "quality" "content".
2017-02-02  No. 2950  Okay, okay, okay... "Guaranteed".
2017-02-03  No. 2951  Crime does not pay. I think that's an official theme . . .
2017-02-04  No. 2952  Our pension fund is the world's most secure, and that's . . .
2017-02-05  No. 2953  Suttlety? I don't know the spelling of the word.
2017-02-06  No. 2954  Well, it's a new year, everybody. Poor old Major Hamm's . . .
2017-02-07  No. 2955  Nothing is more draining than staring at the firmware and . . .
2017-02-08  No. 2956  15,000 lines of perfect code, and you get a compiler . . .
2017-02-08  No. 2957  Of course, the previously-mentioned compiler error is a critical, high, . . .
2017-02-09  No. 2958  A comfortable silence makes a nice change.
2017-02-10  No. 2959  This latest escapade is certainly setting new records for brinkmanship, . . .
2017-02-11  No. 2960  I've been told this comic's third act has been dragging . . .
2017-02-12  No. 2961  That'll teach you to complain, won't it? Act three will . . .
2017-02-13  No. 2962  ... And hey-Jimbo! A discerning philisoph appears!
2017-02-14  No. 2963  You can imagine my dissapointment when he announced that he . . .
2017-02-15  No. 2964  I'm surprised nobody in the forums was able to tell . . .
2017-02-16  No. 2965  Of course, the common city dweller has only one natural . . .
2017-02-17  No. 2966  As Hitler said in the original French...
2017-02-18  No. 2967  It's only the 3rd Turn and already I don't like . . .
2017-02-19  No. 2968  Today's filler strip consists of every single pun made since . . .
2017-02-20  No. 2969  And today's consists of every filler strip made since, not . . .
2017-02-21  No. 2970  This is just to compensate for the fact that I . . .
2017-02-22  No. 2971  Foreshadowing! Um... ignore that I said that until around 4 . . .
2017-02-23  No. 2972  It was around this moment that he remembered his earlier . . .
2017-02-24  No. 2973  I'm not moving from this spot until someone unlocks the . . .
2017-02-25  No. 2974  This would be a Mexican standoff if they were on . . .
2017-02-26  No. 2975  Fun fact: I actually have five more poems that I . . .
2017-02-27  No. 2976  you are so good to me eggplant mike
2017-02-28  No. 2977  Over time I'm sure you'll all eventually see why we . . .
2017-03-01  No. 2978  Please enter your username and password in the comic panel.
2017-03-02  No. 2979  A big hand for Randall Munroe! This strip bring my . . .
2017-03-03  No. 2980  Okay, yes, Randall Munroe and Shaenon K. Garrity technically already . . .
2017-03-04  No. 2981  Four legs good, two legs bad, eight legs means it's . . .
2017-03-05  No. 2982  I'll see you after school.
2017-03-06  No. 2983  I'd say that's a pretty bad user interface - wouldn't . . .
2017-03-07  No. 2984  I bought myself a pair of expensive Italian leather driving . . .
2017-03-08  No. 2985  Son of a ditch!
2017-03-09  No. 2986  So as you can quite clearly see, the calendars need . . .
2017-03-10  No. 2987  ... This strip was actually meant for a different comic . . .
2017-03-11  No. 2988  In English, I think, it's called "fraud".
2017-03-12  No. 2989  In English, I think this one is called "schaden-fraud".
2017-03-13  No. 2990  Oh crumbs! I think I accidentally published the home phone . . .
2017-03-14  No. 2991  Goodbye, Roxanne. Say hello to Lenny when you see him.
2017-03-15  No. 2992  It's funny because the sponsor is a manufacturer of ceramic . . .
2017-03-16  No. 2993  Nothing I try is getting this thing to work in . . .
2017-03-17  No. 2994  Seriously, why don't passport officials ever stamp your passport in . . .
2017-03-18  No. 2995  This is not a common problem. I mean, I only . . .
2017-03-19  No. 2996  If you actually believe this, I also have a brand . . .
2017-03-20  No. 2997  So, Major Hamm goes to Steve's funeral, but then he . . .
2017-03-21  No. 2998  Nope. I'm just going to sit here and stare at . . .
2017-03-22  No. 2999  Why would you deliberately give somebody cancer?
2017-03-23  No. 3000  That's what you get for buying off-brand dinosaurs.
2017-03-24  No. 3001  Those last two strips had nothing to do with each . . .
2017-03-25  No. 3002  What?! Oh, curses! Late again!
2017-03-26  No. 3003  I apologise to all of my readers for ruining the . . .
2017-03-27  No. 3004  Remember that time when Steve and his brother-in-law Albert were . . .
2017-03-28  No. 3005  The south won't be rising again any time soon.
2017-03-29  No. 3006  I've received complaints from more continuity aware readers that some . . .
2017-03-30  No. 3007  This strip is not a silly one-off. But you may . . .
2017-03-31  No. 3008  If I've kept track of the movements of the sandwiches . . .
2017-04-01  No. 3009  It's best just to view each individual member of that . . .
2017-04-02  No. 3010  Yes, the butter and falafel sandwiches were the poisoned ones! . . .
2017-04-03  No. 3011  One advantage to being able to save your life like . . .
2017-04-04  No. 3012  Apparently some readers are still confused about the sandwiches and . . .
2017-04-05  No. 3013  It is vitally important to compare such scenarios against current . . .
2017-04-06  No. 3014  I need a vacation.
2017-04-07  No. 3015  Toady's cosmic is bought too yew buy the reneged Kevin . . .
2017-04-08  No. 3016  Does it count as a cliché if it happened by . . .
2017-04-09  No. 3017  The malt supplies aren't the only items missing from the . . .
2017-04-10  No. 3018  He presented himself at A&E claiming that he did not . . .
2017-04-11  No. 3019  This is why you should have told him about the . . .
2017-04-12  No. 3020  All preferences from the fifth downwards may as well be . . .
2017-04-13  No. 3021  The script for this strip was written on the day . . .
2017-04-14  No. 3022  Plot twist: the calls were coming from outside of the . . .
2017-04-15  No. 3023  This is why you never lend anybody else your binoculars. . . .
2017-04-16  No. 3024  She reached the twenty-seventh chorus before finally realising the song . . .
2017-04-17  No. 3025  Lenny's analysis, while perceptive and brilliant, is fatally flawed because, . . .
2017-04-18  No. 3026  Well, folks, my long-awaited crossing-the-Antarctic trip begins tomorrow. The buffer . . .
2017-04-19  No. 3027  This is that last time that I let Greg act . . .
2017-04-20  No. 3028  This is technically a guest strip. It's by me as . . .
2017-04-21  No. 3029  The first person to guess why the letter i is . . .
2017-04-22  No. 3030  To clarify the conditions of yesterday's prize competition: That's before . . .
2017-04-23  No. 3031  Bueller?
2017-04-24  No. 3032  I've overridden the buffer so I could show you this . . .
2017-04-25  No. 3033  Smoking in relation to or for the purposes of or . . .
2017-04-26  No. 3034  When thinking about drawbacks of stretch limos, "hard to get . . .
2017-04-27  No. 3035  It's a good thing Wales isn't a Socialist Republic, or . . .
2017-04-28  No. 3036  I've heard plenty of other reasons, good and bad alike, . . .
2017-04-29  No. 3037  It could be worse. It could be sunny out.
2017-04-30  No. 3038  Postcard will return after a message from our sponsor. "Hey, . . .
2017-05-01  No. 3039  Tomorrow, we'll finally return to the main plot. Probably.
2017-05-02  No. 3040  Okay, maybe tomorrow.
2017-05-03  No. 3041  This is probably incomprehensible until you've listened to the episode . . .
2017-05-04  No. 3042  Of course they didn't think it through! Otherwise, the fruitarian . . .
2017-05-05  No. 3043  So what you're saying is that rubies, rubella, and Rubeus . . .
2017-05-06  No. 3044  Joe appears to be wearing a single trouser.
2017-05-07  No. 3045  A reader named Kim Tran Nguyen contacted me yesterday to . . .
2017-05-08  No. 3046  I actually think the Gwenyth appearing in the last fifteen . . .
2017-05-09  No. 3047  To clarify, Lenny hasn't come back to life yet. He's . . .
2017-05-10  No. 3048  Here they are, appearing in the same room at the . . .
2017-05-11  No. 3049  Yes, I realise I missed the milestone at the time, . . .
2017-05-12  No. 3050  Won't Roxanne be surprised... :)
2017-05-13  No. 3051  No-one was really expecting those three to make good parents, . . .
2017-05-14  No. 3052  This strip set a new record for largest amount of . . .
2017-05-15  No. 3053  But where did he get the aquarium from? I'm telling . . .
2017-05-16  No. 3054  She's not dead till they find the body. And this . . .
2017-05-17  No. 3055  Perhaps the LARP exhibition event shouldn't have been held at . . .
2017-05-18  No. 3056  Don't try compiling that, what the code does is supposed . . .
2017-05-19  No. 3057  Well, ladies and gentlemen, I've finally completed my hike across . . .
2017-05-20  No. 3058  I'm not a big Finn.
2017-05-21  No. 3059  Look, I've made my prediction and I'm sticking to it. . . .
2017-05-22  No. 3060  One man's trash is another man's garbage. Citizens learned to burn . . .
2017-05-23  No. 3061  Curiously, the ribbon on my copy of Microsoft Word now . . .
2017-05-24  No. 3062  Gosh. Well, this is a bit embarrassing. Apparently I broke . . .
2017-05-25  No. 3063  See, if you escape from imprisonment, you're basically stealing yourself, . . .
2017-05-26  No. 3064  Having spent untold sums on the actual rebranding exercise, the . . .
2017-05-27  No. 3065  Well, time to cancel your credit cards, I guess.
2017-05-28  No. 3066  Don't ask where Izzy went. If you'd been paying attention, . . .
2017-05-29  No. 3067  Some people have asked if I plan on setting up . . .
2017-05-30  No. 3068  Our quadriennial review of minority sports now turns its attention . . .
2017-05-31  No. 3069  I've been informed that the RSS feed stopped working sometime . . .
2017-06-01  No. 3070  If it looks like a duck, and tastes like a . . .
2017-06-02  No. 3071  I think this could be the beginning of an entirely . . .
2017-06-03  No. 3072  Even frozen, pizzas make remarkably poor hats.
2017-06-04  No. 3073  The day began with Major Cholmondeley-Featherstonhaugh answering his phone to . . .
2017-06-05  No. 3074  Leave me alone, I have to go to the bathroom.
2017-06-06  No. 3075  That's little fishes (pardon the pun) - I knew a . . .
2017-06-07  No. 3076  He's not being sarcastic, he really is playing the world's . . .
2017-06-08  No. 3077  It's not as comfortable, but at least it gets the . . .
2017-06-09  No. 3078  I like how he operates, though the people dependent on . . .
2017-06-10  No. 3079  Recently, I decided to have my entire house repainted from . . .
2017-06-11  No. 3080  And that is how you break the Internet.
2017-06-12  No. 3081  This is a test of the new comics administration interface . . .
2017-06-13  No. 3082  Ahahahahaha. Yesterday's annotation set off a lot of readers who . . .
2017-06-14  No. 3083  Ah, now this is an interesting one. I had previously . . .
2017-06-15  No. 3084  So the other day I was travelling across town to . . .
2017-06-16  No. 3085  Yet another example of counterproductive cost-cutting. Albert could've started working . . .
2017-06-17  No. 3086  This comic's panels make sense in any order, as long . . .
2017-06-18  No. 3087  He's not talking about his boss, he's talking about his . . .
2017-06-19  No. 3088  Please do not feed the artwork.
2017-06-20  No. 3089  All this because of a single cookie.
2017-06-21  No. 3090  No, he's not wearing the Big Pants. He actually has . . .
2017-06-22  No. 3091  Well, the lead composer's come down with a coma and . . .
2017-06-23  No. 3092  As the saying goes: Hope for the best, expect the . . .
2017-06-24  No. 3093  So I heard that some fans got together and created . . .
2017-06-25  No. 3094  Actually, don't let the bodies hit the floor! You want . . .
2017-06-26  No. 3095  Sorry if this was a spoiler for anyone, but the . . .
2017-06-27  No. 3096  And the twist has been revealed!! Yes, the last 200 . . .
2017-06-28  No. 3097  By the logic that sequels are always worse, this comic . . .
2017-06-29  No. 3098  The last time Lenny played ice hockey was when he . . .
2017-06-30  No. 3099  Okay, this is embarrassing... So, uh... remember a few comics back, . . .
2017-07-01  No. 3100  I suppose that's a thing one could aspire to...
2017-07-02  No. 3101  I figured we would have Greg read them their rights, . . .
2017-07-03  No. 3102  Preston's line on panel 15 will become our new inside . . .
2017-07-04  No. 3103  You may recognise my brother's art style in this strip, . . .
2017-07-05  No. 3104  I'm not sure why it's called that. It doesn't resemble . . .
2017-07-06  No. 3105  After all of the things that Major Hamm has said . . .
2017-07-07  No. 3106  I'd just like to emphasize that Dave's beliefs are in . . .
2017-07-08  No. 3107  Ok, I'm beginning to see what people meant when they . . .
2017-07-09  No. 3108  Above: the answer to the question "do androids dream of . . .
2017-07-10  No. 3109  Above: the answer to the question "do electric sheep dream . . .
2017-07-11  No. 3110  Above: the answers to the questions "Do androids dream of . . .
2017-07-12  No. 3111  Above: The answer to a question that has absolutely nothing . . .
2017-07-13  No. 3112  My newly reconstructed proto-language, connecting every language in the world . . .
2017-07-14  No. 3113  Look, after that huge party they had earlier this week, . . .
2017-07-15  No. 3114  Above: the answer to the question "is pumpernickel really that . . .
2017-07-16  No. 3115  Come to think of it, I've noticed another small difference . . .
2017-07-17  No. 3116  Speaking of which, I should really update the cast page . . .
2017-07-18  No. 3117  This strip made me think of you.
2017-07-19  No. 3118  ... "Blade Runner" is not a question.
2017-07-20  No. 3119  NOW THAT I HAVE THE MYSTIC ORB OF POWER, I . . .
2017-07-21  No. 3120  Fan theory: this comic has fans.
2017-07-22  No. 3121  A very early version of this strip was used for . . .
2017-07-23  No. 3122  Really? It's been a long time she last ever appeared . . .
2017-07-24  No. 3123  There's no rule that says a thousand-tonne robot can't play . . .
2017-07-25  No. 3124  Fan theory: If you sleep with an electric fan on . . .
2017-07-26  No. 3125  Fan theory: an earthquake pushes sediments over the edge of . . .
2017-07-27  No. 3126  Mummy, where do prime numbers come from?
2017-07-28  No. 3127  The publication of this strip has been delayed due to . . .
2017-07-29  No. 3128  Some people have been a bit confused about Margaret's plan, . . .
2017-07-30  No. 3129  In response to the latest batch of fan mail: Are you . . .
2017-07-31  No. 3130  Fan theory: The area of land between the Randolph, Carver, . . .
2017-08-01  No. 3131  I have a friend like that. I also have a . . .
2017-08-02  No. 3132  It will be amusing to see the shocked and horrified . . .
2017-08-03  No. 3133  Sad thing is that Margaret never finished her custard pie, . . .
2017-08-04  No. 3134  It's surprisingly hard to draw the flickering created by a . . .
2017-08-05  No. 3135  That's the fifth sandwich shop in the course of the . . .
2017-08-06  No. 3136  You know he's good because he's red, white, and blue.
2017-08-07  No. 3137  DUNDUN dun dun dun dun dun DUNDUN dun dun dun . . .
2017-08-08  No. 3138  You might notice that today's comic... well, just isn't a . . .
2017-08-09  No. 3139  This sort of thing seems to happen every time Albert's . . .
2017-08-10  No. 3140  Well, someone doesn't deserve dessert.
2017-08-11  No. 3141  It's come to my attention that people on a certain . . .
2017-08-12  No. 3142  That... is really not a sentence you want appearing near . . .
2017-08-13  No. 3143  Check this out! No, really, check this comic out. It's now . . .
2017-08-14  No. 3144  I mean, you can understand what Blackdrip is trying to . . .
2017-08-15  No. 3145  I suppose I could always switch plans A and F . . .
2017-08-16  No. 3146  You know what, I hate this entire plot arc, and . . .
2017-08-17  No. 3147  Guess what cartoon I watched obsessively as a kid...
2017-08-18  No. 3148  Well... I certainly won't be putting that back on the on . . .
2017-08-19  No. 3149  There actually is a pizza store called Luigi's Pizza about . . .
2017-08-20  No. 3150  To be clear, Antonio's attempt to time travel failed because . . .
2017-08-21  No. 3151  Today's strip hits a pretty significant milestone for me. I've . . .
2017-08-22  No. 3152  What do you mean "this romance came out of nowhere"? . . .
2017-08-23  No. 3153  We built this city on 7/8-time Balkan Pop.
2017-08-24  No. 3154  While it will be perfectly clear to new readers who . . .
2017-08-25  No. 3155  Finally, the question posed in the very first strip has . . .
2017-08-26  No. 3156  That's not from The Day Today, that's an actual news . . .
2017-08-27  No. 3157  Of course!
2017-08-28  No. 3158  Had had had had had buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo. . . .
2017-08-29  No. 3159  For anyone who noticed the hidden message in the previous . . .
2017-08-30  No. 3160  This, my friends, is why reddit will never use a . . .
2017-08-31  No. 3161  This is a broken image. This comic strip is the broken . . .
2017-09-01  No. 3162  Someone asked on the forums recently how the heck Antoinette . . .
2017-09-02  No. 3163  "Had had had had had buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo," . . .
2017-09-03  No. 3164  Well, if the air conditioner isn't to blame, maybe the . . .
2017-09-04  No. 3165  We're going with a new "comic-book" feel, in that you . . .
2017-09-05  No. 3166  The island's actually been uninhabited since strip 1982. But did . . .
2017-09-06  No. 3167  Adjusted for the rate of inflation, that comes to 32 . . .
2017-09-07  No. 3168  You have 726,904 unheard voice messages.
2017-09-08  No. 3169  I'm really excited about the new media announcement made earlier . . .
2017-09-09  No. 3170  Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. . .
2017-09-10  No. 3171  Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. . .
2017-09-11  No. 3172  Look, I'm not trying to convince you that I'm right, . . .
2017-09-12  No. 3173  Oh shoot, that coffee stain didn't come out!
2017-09-13  No. 3174  Go ahead, just pour yourself some coffee in the middle . . .
2017-09-14  No. 3175  Remember, if I haven't explicitly confirmed in canon that someone . . .
2017-09-15  No. 3176  Just put it on loop with some techno music, and . . .
2017-09-16  No. 3177  This comic should speak for itself. But in case it doesn't, . . .
2017-09-17  No. 3178  Almost all of them, in fact.
2017-09-18  No. 3179  It may be a bit of a letdown to some, . . .
2017-09-19  No. 3180  Meanwhile, in a universe where corn evolved from potatoes, popcorn . . .
2017-09-20  No. 3181  It's important that you, dear reader, recognise the makes and . . .
2017-09-21  No. 3182  "Not for sale"? Psshh, anything's for sale if you have . . .
2017-09-22  No. 3183  Congratulations to forum user CalamitySmith0018, who guessed this plot twist . . .
2017-09-23  No. 3184  A quaint conundrum, solving the problems inherent in designing engines . . .
2017-09-24  No. 3185  That time? 4/4.
2017-09-25  No. 3186  My Charlemagne strip in its full glory. Did you know that . . .
2017-09-26  No. 3187  That would be funny, wouldn't it? Someone should make a . . .
2017-09-27  No. 3188  Fan theory: pizza is delicious.
2017-09-28  No. 3189  That's right - the figure trudging through the wilderness of . . .
2017-09-29  No. 3190  It is rather a mystery as to what happened to . . .
2017-09-30  No. 3191  Gosh, doesn't Percy seem unusually interested in finding out what . . .
2017-10-01  No. 3192  If you actually agree with Carl that lavender makes better . . .
2017-10-02  No. 3193  Oh, and did I mention that I'm actually allergic to . . .
2017-10-03  No. 3194  Our office gopher/dogsbody/stooge/underappreciated trained hitman/toilet attendant, Greg, just recen. . .. . .
2017-10-04  No. 3195  I read that Hobbit fanfic already. Spoiler alert: the Allosaurus wins . . .
2017-10-05  No. 3196  No, George, that's not how you throw a ball!
2017-10-06  No. 3197  I would like to remind readers that our online feedback . . .
2017-10-07  No. 3198  Oh. It didn't do the thing.
2017-10-08  No. 3199  (See #3112.)
2017-10-09  No. 3200  Yes - why butter?
2017-10-10  No. 3201  At this point my desktop is so covered with shortcuts . . .
2017-10-11  No. 3202  This breakthrough in human knowledge was made possible by European . . .
2017-10-12  No. 3203  If you wanted a Disney song stuck in your head . . .
2017-10-13  No. 3204  Sally and Joe are soon about to learn the dire . . .
2017-10-14  No. 3205  You can enrol to vote in the upcoming Equatorial Guinean . . .
2017-10-15  No. 3206  The North City burns. The Elder City has risen again. The Everlasting . . .
2017-10-16  No. 3207  "So first, this guy is on the internet, and he . . .
2017-10-17  No. 3208  Give me a potato. YOU HAVE TO GIVE ME A . . .
2017-10-18  No. 3209  I actually looked into this, and was shocked at how . . .
2017-10-19  No. 3210  One of the "prime minister"s in the third panel is . . .
2017-10-20  No. 3211  [i]One of them is the real prime minister.[/i] Wrong! One of them . . .
2017-10-21  No. 3212  Not many know this, but the Allosaurus wasn't actually a . . .
2017-10-22  No. 3213  Dammit, Jeffery. If you really think you can just go . . .
2017-10-23  No. 3214  As you have no doubt already noticed, the site has . . .
2017-10-24  No. 3215  Today's strip was painted on a three-storey high brick wall . . .
2017-10-25  No. 3216  Whenever time travel appears in a work of fiction, there . . .
2017-10-26  No. 3217  Let's talk a bit about the rules of time travel . . .
2017-10-27  No. 3218  If man is 5, then the devil is 6. Are . . .
2017-10-28  No. 3219  Does that laughing come from a witch, or from Snoopy? All . . .
2017-10-29  No. 3220  Yup. Margaret was playing the long game this whole time.
2017-10-30  No. 3221  How in the world are there two Alberts here who . . .
2017-10-31  No. 3222  I need to go pluck some loose bristles out of . . .
2017-11-01  No. 3223  An opinion without 3.14159 is just an onion.
2017-11-02  No. 3224  Tell me the truth: Did you really believe Albert's answer . . .
2017-11-03  No. 3225  Hey! Albert and Albert are twins! Now we can agree . . .
2017-11-04  No. 3226  No, Trebla isn't any of the existing characters. Why?
2017-11-05  No. 3227  ...oh. I guess they aren't twins after all.
2017-11-06  No. 3228  One of those Alberts was Trebla all along!
2017-11-07  No. 3229  Quantum physics doesn't actually work like that... but there is . . .
2017-11-08  No. 3230  Some people were wondering what song plays when you hover . . .
2017-11-09  No. 3231  This isn't canon, except the parts that break the fourth . . .
2017-11-10  No. 3232  This was a guest comic. Personally, I just don't get . . .
2017-11-11  No. 3233  I just want to reassure you all that I've seen . . .
2017-11-12  No. 3234  According to the latest calculations, there are... INFINITE variations of Blackdrip.
2017-11-13  No. 3235  That's right! After all this time, they finally meet— Oh, wait, . . .
2017-11-14  No. 3236  After inking this I felt something was off with the . . .
2017-11-15  No. 3237  It really should not be this difficult to gain access . . .
2017-11-16  No. 3238  I had ordered a replica of the portrait of the . . .
2017-11-17  No. 3239  In case you haven't realized by now, "421" has become . . .
2017-11-18  No. 3240  In case you haven't realized by now, "611" has become . . .
2017-11-19  No. 3241  In case you haven't realized by now, "297" has become . . .
2017-11-20  No. 3242  Russell and Ron Mael board a plane. Sparks will fly.
2017-11-21  No. 3243  Unfortunately, I can't think of what to write about this...
2017-11-22  No. 3244  I must have, what, at least 5 copies of this . . .
2017-11-23  No. 3245  You get an eraser! And you get an eraser! And . . .
2017-11-24  No. 3246  I don't like ground beef. It's coarse and rough and i... And . . .
2017-11-25  No. 3247  This will be hilarious once #3482 comes out.
2017-11-26  No. 3248  Fun fact: no-one has ever ordered the beef curry from . . .
2017-11-27  No. 3249  So, I understand that someone recently attempted to upload an . . .
2017-11-28  No. 3250  Anyone can die, as you know. Anyone can also be . . .
2017-11-29  No. 3251  (The joke was that there's no joke.)
2017-11-30  No. 3252  Announcment: For the entirety of next month Greg, our office . . .
2017-12-01  No. 3253  We apologize for the fault in the spelling of "announcement." . . .
2017-12-02  No. 3254  Since he was shot to death by everyone on the . . .
2017-12-03  No. 3255  Just one day. Is that so much to ask?!
2017-12-04  No. 3256  Plumbing Simulator 2017 is a first-person platformer in which the . . .
2017-12-05  No. 3257  Hello, this is guest editor Greg here! So, right now . . .
2017-12-06  No. 3258  You see, even though she was never planning on killing . . .
2017-12-07  No. 3259  So by taking the train to Birmingham (New St.) from . . .
2017-12-08  No. 3260  Three freaking months?!?!
2017-12-09  No. 3261  I can't believe it is butter.
2017-12-10  No. 3262  I discovered a Roman historical record thought to have been . . .
2017-12-11  No. 3263  HELLO READERS, TODAY YOU'RE RECEIVING A GUEST COMIC & ANNOTATION . . .
2017-12-12  No. 3264  Note to readers: This is what happens when you start . . .
2017-12-13  No. 3265  There is only one purpose for the existence of Comments . . .
2017-12-14  No. 3266  Could someone tell me if the influenza virus was mentioned . . .
2017-12-15  No. 3267  Warning! Illegal translations translate English translations and games across the country! If . . .
2017-12-16  No. 3268  Look, I was up all night working on electronics, doing... . . .
2017-12-17  No. 3269  "Sorry to leave so early, but my getaway driver has . . .
2017-12-18  No. 3270  Hmm. I thought that this was supposed to be a . . .
2017-12-19  No. 3271  SPOILER ALERT: The preceding strip contains major character deaths.
2017-12-20  No. 3272  Ughhhhhhh.... I feel like I'm going to throw up :(
2017-12-21  No. 3273  So I'm sitting in this pub, having a beer, when... Actually . . .
2017-12-22  No. 3274  I think it would behoove us to acknowledge the controversy . . .
2017-12-23  No. 3275  Everything just goes wrong, doesn't it?
2017-12-24  No. 3276  It is purely accidental that the deliberate accident was accidentally . . .
2017-12-25  No. 3277  Not everything is supposed to have a purpose.
2017-12-26  No. 3278  This strip is all-you-can-eat. Just let me know when you're . . .
2017-12-27  No. 3279  Horace never actually worked for a living, and getting a . . .
2017-12-28  No. 3280  Yup. They really did spell his name wrong from the . . .
2017-12-29  No. 3281  After a series of stage accidents that left a member . . .
2017-12-30  No. 3282  I have decided to use this strip for the preface . . .
2017-12-31  No. 3283  Just think - this particular strip would have been considered . . .
2018-01-01  No. 3284  So yesterday morning I spilled eggplant-and-zucchini sauce on my computer . . .
2018-01-02  No. 3285  I must now report that the missing comics situation has . . .
2018-01-03  No. 3286  Oh, my. I somehow spilled mango chutney on all the computers . . .
2018-01-04  No. 3287  The text of yesterday's annotation is apparently what gets created . . .
2018-01-05  No. 3288  Another rejected comic book idea, Entry No. 472985: What if Superman's . . .
2018-01-06  No. 3289  Postcard is not a meme.
2018-01-07  No. 3290  It is advisable to avoid a 100% average success rate . . .
2018-01-08  No. 3291  Marcus's reaction here is very similar to the one I . . .
2018-01-09  No. 3292  It happens. It happens every day.
2018-01-10  No. 3293  So my artist and I have signed a pact between . . .
2018-01-11  No. 3294  And now for a quick flashback.
2018-01-12  No. 3295  Consider this universe analogous to two falafels in a pitta . . .
2018-01-13  No. 3296  imadeapostcardstripandididntuseanypunctuationformatingorcapitalizationialsodidntuseanyonthesenotes
2018-01-14  No. 3297  Look, 1:00 should mean 1:00.
2018-01-15  No. 3298  Regularly and frequently we at Postcard receive fanmail from readers . . .
2018-01-16  No. 3299  It's a bra.
2018-01-17  No. 3300  As of this writing, I am trying to create a . . .
2018-01-18  No. 3301  I am also working on a double-post algorithm.
2018-01-19  No. 3302  I am also working on a double-post algorithm.
2018-01-20  No. 3303  Any of my readers medical experts? It hurts when I . . .
2018-01-21  No. 3304  He made a not-so veiled reference to his erstwhile colleague's . . .
2018-01-22  No. 3305  I showed this to a friend and was told it . . .
2018-01-23  No. 3306  Albert is clearly not negotiating in good faith here. Which is . . .
2018-01-24  No. 3307  A bit of Postcard history for you here, one of . . .
2018-01-25  No. 3308  ... but of course no-one anticipates the downside, which is . . .
2018-01-26  No. 3309  .. ..-. / - .... .. ... / .--- --- . . .
2018-01-27  No. 3310  This storyline is an adaptation of a recently-discovered Shakespeare play, . . .
2018-01-28  No. 3311  Blackdrip has a sinking feeling that he knows exactly where . . .
2018-01-29  No. 3312  It's a synonym for the capital of Bulgaria?!
2018-01-30  No. 3313  Little Quiz for the history buffs: Who is Louis "the Spider"'s . . .
2018-01-31  No. 3314  By the time you're reading this, it will be a . . .
2018-02-01  No. 3315  That's not how a GoPro works, after all.
2018-02-02  No. 3316  For those days when you just can't bring yourself to . . .
2018-02-03  No. 3317  It's the one part of the animal you can't eat... . . .
2018-02-04  No. 3318  I'll send a signed copy of this strip to the . . .
2018-02-05  No. 3319  So, when are we finally going to get a Postcard . . .
2018-02-06  No. 3320  WWWWHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?????!!!!!!!!!!!
2018-02-07  No. 3321  "Is a comment on this strip" is a comment on . . .
2018-02-08  No. 3322  Theme: If art was subject to peer review.
2018-02-09  No. 3323  This whole comic is an homage to Steven Soderbergh's An . . .
2018-02-10  No. 3324  This is of course one of those tasks that takes . . .
2018-02-11  No. 3325  We want to send a single, lame insult to the . . .
2018-02-12  No. 3326  Was chosing that particular rendition of that song at all . . .
2018-02-13  No. 3327  I think crossovers could answer most of these questions.
2018-02-14  No. 3328  To answer the most common question I've been asked for . . .
2018-02-15  No. 3329  The train geeks have been speculating for ages that the . . .
2018-02-16  No. 3330  ð’…´ð’‚  is my native tongue.
2018-02-17  No. 3331  This strip only contains one word of dialogue, but it's . . .
2018-02-18  No. 3332  This strip also only contains one word of dialogue, but . . .
2018-02-19  No. 3333  This strip, however, does not contain any dialogue whatsoever.
2018-02-20  No. 3334  This strip is in fact a roll of packing tape.
2018-02-21  No. 3335  This strip... wait, why the heck am I writing annotations . . .
2018-02-22  No. 3336  That was never one of my favourite songs, but the . . .
2018-02-23  No. 3337  Adapted from an old TV script, or was it the . . .
2018-02-24  No. 3338  Have you ever actually been to the Russian Arctic National . . .
2018-02-25  No. 3339  This is in no way based on how I met . . .
2018-02-26  No. 3340  Seven of the comic annotations on this site are lies.
2018-02-27  No. 3341  A couple of months ago I lost a portion of . . .
2018-02-28  No. 3342  He has a job to do. No matter what!
2018-03-01  No. 3343  Don't try this at home. Try it in public, where everyone . . .
2018-03-02  No. 3344  Also presented under the alternate title of "How Colonel Braseby . . .
2018-03-03  No. 3345  This strip is twice as long as it needs to . . .
2018-03-04  No. 3346  I should really check my cube radar. 's gonna be . . .
2018-03-05  No. 3347  I've resigned myself to the fact that any and all . . .
2018-03-06  No. 3348  I pulled a muscle and had to draw this strip . . .
2018-03-07  No. 3349  Exegi monumentum aere perennius.
2018-03-08  No. 3350  This is (as of this writing) the largest Postcard comic . . .
2018-03-09  No. 3351  Albert is a Subroutine Actor. That's pretty much like a . . .
2018-03-10  No. 3352  So, remind me again, whose idea was it to put . . .
2018-03-11  No. 3353  Lenny's cat has been sued for imitating Garfield by the . . .
2018-03-12  No. 3354  Well, at least the soup isn't cold.
2018-03-13  No. 3355  That wasn't not supposed to not stop not happening!
2018-03-14  No. 3356  Let's all bask in the warm glow of the computer . . .
2018-03-15  No. 3357  Taking up cartography is pretty much mandatory if you want . . .
2018-03-16  No. 3358  New contest! Go to http://www.mezzacotta.net/postcard/marcusdestination.php and fill in the strip. . .. . .
2018-03-17  No. 3359  Now just hang fluffy dice on the rearview mirror and . . .
2018-03-18  No. 3360  Time to rest at the nearest inn!
2018-03-19  No. 3361  What's next, "Thyme Time"?
2018-03-20  No. 3362  My backsppace key is vbokren.
2018-03-21  No. 3363  This almost makes me want to write a comic strip. ... . . .
2018-03-22  No. 3364  Latest release: The original soundtrack to No Comment, A Postcard! . . .
2018-03-23  No. 3365  I have to extend my apologies. The soundtrack has been . . .
2018-03-24  No. 3366  I tried to accurately draw their family tree so I . . .
2018-03-25  No. 3367  And then he realises that the shop won't give change . . .
2018-03-26  No. 3368  The one question he hoped he wouldn't be asked.
2018-03-27  No. 3369  Everything keeps on getting better!
2018-03-28  No. 3370  Everything keeps on getting worse.
2018-03-29  No. 3371  Is anyone else beginning to sense a pattern here?
2018-03-30  No. 3372  I keep seeing patterns everywhere.
2018-03-31  No. 3373  Now the patterns have begun seeing patterns.
2018-04-01  No. 3374  This is just a reminder that next up on the . . .
2018-04-02  No. 3375  ailed to save correctly. But I think I've fixed the . . .
2018-04-03  No. 3376  ailed to save correctly. But I think I've fixed the . . .
2018-04-04  No. 3377  Whoops! Those last two notes didn't save correctly, but I've . . .
2018-04-05  No. 3378  Are the rest of them seriously waiting for me to . . .
2018-04-06  No. 3379  I'm all out of ideas. I think I'll wait for . . .
2018-04-07  No. 3380  It's a very old photo.
2018-04-08  No. 3381  Considering how Amelia Braseby makes her "famous" Sheperd's and Cottage . . .
2018-04-09  No. 3382  If there's no such thing as ghosts, then what did . . .
2018-04-10  No. 3383  ...and that's how you get thirty-two liters into a tank . . .
2018-04-11  No. 3384  For some reason, fewer people are coming up with ideas . . .
2018-04-12  No. 3385  I think we have just reached the pinnacle of high . . .
2018-04-13  No. 3386  It occurs to me that some of the characters - . . .
2018-04-14  No. 3387  You'll cry when you see it.
2018-04-15  No. 3388  Yup. Crying.
2018-04-16  No. 3389  Actually, when you give it some thought, Matthew and Martha . . .
2018-04-17  No. 3390  Unteresting.
2018-04-18  No. 3391  So sit back and let me explain what I was . . .
2018-04-19  No. 3392  So the Empire has alread met Condition No. 1, Condition . . .
2018-04-20  No. 3393  Last week, the LCD display of my PC computer broke. . . .
2018-04-21  No. 3394  Reader RedundantRedundancy wrote to inform me that I really should . . .
2018-04-22  No. 3395  You know, we haven't seen Robosaurus in a while. And we . . .
2018-04-23  No. 3396  13.5 hours, really?! Now I do believe that is . . .
2018-04-24  No. 3397  You know, I'll be honest - when I first started . . .
2018-04-25  No. 3398  Right now the Empire is seriously considering partially fulfilling some . . .
2018-04-26  No. 3399  There's a virus going around the office. No-one's told me . . .
2018-04-27  No. 3400  I really do think he genuinely believes that he wrote . . .
2018-04-28  No. 3401  Turns out money is actually good for something after all. . . .
2018-04-29  No. 3402  I've never actually seen Star Wars.
2018-04-30  No. 3403  Uh... Whoa.
2018-05-01  No. 3404  One of the drawbacks of living in a house with . . .
2018-05-02  No. 3405  Up yours, 1346!
2018-05-03  No. 3406  It's handy to drown out the sound of someone snoring, . . .
2018-05-04  No. 3407  One point twenty-one Jiggabytes? That's more than a hundred reels . . .
2018-05-05  No. 3408  Announcing Postcard: The Board Game! I'm running a Kickstarter to . . .
2018-05-06  No. 3409  In light of recent events, I think it would've been . . .
2018-05-07  No. 3410  Unless this is a particularly bad attempt to spell fusciafucsiafucshiafuschiafushiafuchiafuchsia, . . .
2018-05-08  No. 3411  I apologise in advance. I've planned this since before the . . .
2018-05-09  No. 3412  Okay, now he's dead. Does that make you happy?
2018-05-10  No. 3413  All Friday comics from this point onwards will be dedicated . . .
2018-05-11  No. 3414  I've broken a rule here that I've never told anyone . . .
2018-05-12  No. 3415  That's right! It was "All Friday comics from this point . . .
2018-05-13  No. 3416  Ehh, Kimchi? Not really a fan. Which means it couldn't . . .
2018-05-14  No. 3417  In this context, "XYZ" is pronounced just like "size," but . . .
2018-05-15  No. 3418  This is not too dissimilar to that feeling when you . . .
2018-05-16  No. 3419  The comics and comments are duplicating. The comics and comments are . . .
2018-05-17  No. 3420  Next they're going to pass a law banning evolution. Not . . .
2018-05-18  No. 3421  For some reason, I feel as though yesterday's strip wasn't . . .
2018-05-19  No. 3422  And today I learned that sleep is not a substitute . . .
2018-05-20  No. 3423  So what do you think?
2018-05-21  No. 3424  The list of permitted restaurants that may be visited during . . .
2018-05-22  No. 3425  Oh. It's over.
2018-05-23  No. 3426  He was also a fantastic swimmer, as long as he . . .
2018-05-24  No. 3427  Is the answer "Just fulfilling contractural obligations!", by any chance?
2018-05-25  No. 3428  The lesson to be learned here is: Just because Marcus . . .
2018-05-26  No. 3429  In the year the cast has traveled to, Anak Krakatau . . .
2018-05-27  No. 3430  That's me in the corner.
2018-05-28  No. 3431  To answer the question everyone's asking about yesterday's strip: Yes, . . .
2018-05-29  No. 3432  Is it just me, or does the end of the . . .
2018-05-30  No. 3433  Civilization has just ruined me! I mean, I can't even . . .
2018-05-31  No. 3434  Technically, fungi are more closely related to animals than plants, . . .
2018-06-01  No. 3435  And what do you want to be when you grow . . .
2018-06-02  No. 3436  Perhaps I should try writing a storyline where Mrs Braseby . . .
2018-06-03  No. 3437  In other news, water is still wet!
2018-06-04  No. 3438  In case of emergency, break glass. In case of glass, step . . .
2018-06-05  No. 3439  In fact he keeps everything of his in there, everything . . .
2018-06-06  No. 3440  Well, which one of them would you trust?
2018-06-07  No. 3441  I, like to keep the puncutation. Erratic? Just . . .
2018-06-08  No. 3442  Allso the, speling. That toetalie? wa'snt a taipo.
2018-06-09  No. 3443  Myaeb dif f,rwe covmlrbijnbe' fd,bot,ht. would b;re, lkieik,. rbkjitko,lrg.df/lkreijofb[kgtr;tnl/428. . .
2018-06-10  No. 3444  Cold as ice cream.
2018-06-11  No. 3445  This is actually a rewritten version of #823. You'll need . . .
2018-06-12  No. 3446  Next storyline title reveal: Man Sitting in Computer Chair Twiddling His . . .
2018-06-13  No. 3447  It is in fact the only army in the world . . .
2018-06-14  No. 3448  A while ago, I thought that a strip prior to . . .
2018-06-15  No. 3449  I think this comic is going downhill.
2018-06-16  No. 3450  Whoa, that's off the wall.
2018-06-17  No. 3451  Sundays are now dedicated to biographies of the former Prime . . .
2018-06-18  No. 3452  All comics published on Saturdays will now be dedicated to . . .
2018-06-19  No. 3453  I wrote this while listening to Revolution 9, and drew . . .
2018-06-20  No. 3454  I've received a lot of complaints lately about the biographies. . . .
2018-06-21  No. 3455  Nothing will surpass the eregious cameo appearance of the Roman . . .
2018-06-22  No. 3456  If all this has told us anything, it's this: the . . .
2018-06-23  No. 3457  This, people, this is why you don't build protrusions into . . .
2018-06-24  No. 3458  I have just received word from upper management (we have . . .
2018-06-25  No. 3459  Well, I'm back from my three-month hiatus! Today I'll be . . .
2018-06-26  No. 3460  Feel free to sing along!
2018-06-27  No. 3461  We at Postcard would like to apologise for the poor . . .
2018-06-28  No. 3462  I had not heard of peach salsa until I was . . .
2018-06-29  No. 3463  I was expecting an extraordinary comic when I first heard . . .
2018-06-30  No. 3464  Eddie's first big hint should've been when the dust from . . .
2018-07-01  No. 3465  Major Hamm is wearing a Hawaiian shirt today because the . . .
2018-07-02  No. 3466  So, they industrialised... I wasn't aware that such a thing was . . .
2018-07-03  No. 3467  The backdrop of the strip is a photograph I took . . .
2018-07-04  No. 3468  I am not the usual author of Postcard. I'm just . . .
2018-07-05  No. 3469  Ok, who deleted all of my scripts for the upcoming . . .
2018-07-06  No. 3470  I might not be malicious, but sometimes a woman needs . . .
2018-07-07  No. 3471  Good night, everyone.
2018-07-08  No. 3472  I've saved copies of every written script for the upcoming . . .
2018-07-09  No. 3473  For those wondering about the phyisical security of our servers, . . .
2018-07-10  No. 3474  For those wondering about the electronic security of Postcard's servers... . . .
2018-07-11  No. 3475  There were six doors in total, all of them blue, . . .
2018-07-12  No. 3476  It's actually quite a nice place. Alright, some people would argue . . .
2018-07-13  No. 3477  This strip was written with a cold, and with a . . .
2018-07-14  No. 3478  Bad idea #654: Misreading a pregnancy test.
2018-07-15  No. 3479  Ah, but does she know who supplies 68% of all . . .
2018-07-16  No. 3480  Every school has its price.
2018-07-17  No. 3481  Working out what is missing in the production reports for . . .
2018-07-18  No. 3482  ...This was supposed to be uploaded in time for Christmas. . . .
2018-07-19  No. 3483  Question for my readers: Does anybody have any tips on . . .
2018-07-20  No. 3484  It should at least give some insight into that seemingly . . .
2018-07-21  No. 3485  *uddrduruddduddudurudrudduruudrururuduruuuudruu
2018-07-22  No. 3486  Feel free to use any of these as substitute swear . . .
2018-07-23  No. 3487  Due to the way quantities such as inertia and momentum . . .
2018-07-24  No. 3488  It's not often that the world will only end if . . .
2018-07-25  No. 3489  Like cold pizza down your neck.
2018-07-26  No. 3490  Could he perphaps draw up a more frugal plan, or . . .
2018-07-27  No. 3491  "Only" eight speech balloons in this one. I'm getting better!
2018-07-28  No. 3492  These fascinating rock formations actually exist. Sadly, I wasn't able to . . .
2018-07-29  No. 3493  Yes, we are going to be publishing every single possible . . .
2018-07-30  No. 3494  I'm sure you've all been in that position, where you . . .
2018-07-31  No. 3495  I was pretty sure that after ten years he would've . . .
2018-08-01  No. 3496  You'd think it would be confusing to update the town's . . .
2018-08-02  No. 3497  Sometimes merely "Dead All Along" isn't a big enough twist!
2018-08-03  No. 3498  Her ignorance of the intimate details of the hydrology of . . .
2018-08-04  No. 3499  There are actually 379 bird species native to the area, . . .
2018-08-05  No. 3500  Has anybody else noticed this disturbing new trend in customer . . .
2018-08-06  No. 3501  I don't write the strip, it writes me!
2018-08-07  No. 3502  Look, washing your hands is important, okay? Well... maybe not that . . .
2018-08-08  No. 3503  The films were originally shot loud, with the silence dubbed . . .
2018-08-09  No. 3504  I'll be honest: I lost my notes on where this . . .
2018-08-10  No. 3505  It's so rife with brainless platitudes that it rolls all . . .
2018-08-11  No. 3506  Feel free to correct the Lojban translation.
2018-08-12  No. 3507  Of all the god-damned cotton-pickin' things it could have been... It . . .
2018-08-13  No. 3508  As opposed to the Colonel's reaction to the opening of . . .
2018-08-14  No. 3509  Congratulations! I now own all of your personal data!
2018-08-15  No. 3510  I twisted my ankle yesterday, so this strip is drawn . . .
2018-08-16  No. 3511  I fail to see how a restaurant in Skegness could . . .
2018-08-17  No. 3512  I'm not very good at contract negotiations. This is how . . .
2018-08-18  No. 3513  Should they put it to a slow vote then?
2018-08-19  No. 3514  And so the baking competition comes to its grand finale! Over . . .
2018-08-20  No. 3515  Due to changes in my day job, I'm afraid I'm . . .
2018-08-21  No. 3516  Did you know that in 1994 the role of the . . .
2018-08-22  No. 3517  What's up, duke?
2018-08-23  No. 3518  Ah, now episode 4 of season 3 of The Postcard . . .
2018-08-24  No. 3519  You'd be surprised, but it's actually possible to accomplish this . . .
2018-08-25  No. 3520  Pretend that little box is an xkcd-style mouseover joke. It . . .
2018-08-26  No. 3521  They can reach Mynydd Mountain by simply trekking through the . . .
2018-08-27  No. 3522  Not really the most practical of solutions, but these are . . .
2018-08-28  No. 3523  I'm pleased to report that myself and some of the . . .
2018-08-29  No. 3524  No, I've never heard of that meme. I've never heard . . .
2018-08-30  No. 3525  This is the return of Sally, the sister-in-law of Amanda, . . .
2018-08-31  No. 3526  A lot of indignant readers pointed out that in strip . . .
2018-09-01  No. 3527  Let's be fair, the only thing that is the slightest . . .
2018-09-02  No. 3528  ::D
2018-09-03  No. 3529  Look, if the species is so insistent on going extinct, . . .
2018-09-04  No. 3530  Henceforth, this comic is now one long polemic on the . . .
2018-09-05  No. 3531  Do not turb. Only disturb.
2018-09-06  No. 3532  Everything's deprecated here, from the hardware to the software to . . .
2018-09-07  No. 3533  Something tells me those estimates are off. Way off.
2018-09-08  No. 3534  I'm pleased to offer a special deal to Postcard readers! Cheltenbury . . .
2018-09-09  No. 3535  Rising to the challenge is the ultimate dream-squad comprised of . . .
2018-09-10  No. 3536  My apologies for the hiatus. I've just returned from my . . .
2018-09-11  No. 3537  We're all going green these days, as part of a . . .
2018-09-12  No. 3538  I'm posting this strip way outside of my regular schedule . . .
2018-09-13  No. 3539  My lawyer is allowing me to submit this commentary under . . .
2018-09-14  No. 3540  Unlike most strips, the original artwork for this strip is . . .
2018-09-15  No. 3541  No, the body isn't buried in the lake next to . . .
2018-09-16  No. 3542  I borrowed that one from an old school pal of . . .
2018-09-17  No. 3543  I swear, some people just have the worst timing.
2018-09-18  No. 3544  Spray it, don't say it!
2018-09-19  No. 3545  For the record, my golf handicap is somewhere in the . . .
2018-09-20  No. 3546  Hmmm. I might need to leave early, then.
2018-09-21  No. 3547  Yes, Major Garth Theodore Wilmington IV definitely served in the . . .
2018-09-22  No. 3548  I got used to the new format quicker than expected. . . .
2018-09-23  No. 3549  Look, a 4% chance is better than nothing... and totally . . .
2018-09-24  No. 3550  That's just how Hector got fired from that position, I . . .
2018-09-25  No. 3551  The surgery has gone well. Two entire limbs have been . . .
2018-09-26  No. 3552  Hmmm. I think this scenario has played itself out, don't . . .
2018-09-27  No. 3553  Yet another reference to a long dead character. The thing . . .
2018-09-28  No. 3554  It's been pointed out that if I want Chuckie to . . .
2018-09-29  No. 3555  I'd say this is a lot more understandable than... well, . . .
2018-09-30  No. 3556  Look, if you're not going out of your way to . . .
2018-10-01  No. 3557  For the record, that was Steve's most successful attempt in . . .
2018-10-02  No. 3558  A pentagram... that's the thing electric trains use to collect . . .
2018-10-03  No. 3559  That reminds me - time to organise my holiday photos!
2018-10-04  No. 3560  Spreadsheet time!
2018-10-05  No. 3561  Today we are announcing that Postcard is now recruiting new . . .
2018-10-06  No. 3562  Boy are the Irish police going to be in for . . .
2018-10-07  No. 3563  I've been taking a course designed to boost your creativity. . . .
2018-10-08  No. 3564  In an alternate universe, potatoes have ears and corn has . . .
2018-10-09  No. 3565  The Duke of Wellington did not invent the boot, the . . .
2018-10-10  No. 3566  Isn't this where we came in?
2018-10-11  No. 3567  Why would anybody want to be a fly on the . . .
2018-10-12  No. 3568  She seems to think that she can only speak Esperanto . . .
2018-10-13  No. 3569  Really, you could've skipped yesterday's strip and gone straight to . . .
2018-10-14  No. 3570  Yep, Edna is a medical examiner! I don't think her . . .
2018-10-15  No. 3571  A pantograph... that's the shape people etch onto the floor . . .
2018-10-16  No. 3572  A pantomime... that's the demon people summon using a pantograph, . . .
2018-10-17  No. 3573  It'll provide full immunity to every infectious disease in existence, . . .
2018-10-18  No. 3574  I'm not sure how meta a storyline in a comic . . .
2018-10-19  No. 3575  But people will claim "I saw her in...!", and I'll . . .
2018-10-20  No. 3576  Honestly, I don't know if meta has any limits. If . . .
2018-10-21  No. 3577  Certain plot elements in this comic haven't aged well. Much . . .
2018-10-22  No. 3578  It's a bit like how Tim Braseby got away with . . .
2018-10-23  No. 3579  Sorry that I've been a little remiss in updating the . . .
2018-10-24  No. 3580  We're now accepting Postcard strip edits! ... At least, I hope we . . .
2018-10-25  No. 3581  That was quick. Reader Jeffrey P. sent in this edit . . .
2018-10-26  No. 3582  Oh, naughty words! I knew I had remembered a crucial . . .
2018-10-27  No. 3583  Oooooooh, that's gonna destroy your sleep cycle.
2018-10-28  No. 3584  Or is it just a place where they manufacture religious . . .
2018-10-29  No. 3585  My apologies to Slovenia for the mistake I made in . . .
2018-10-30  No. 3586  It's very much like a murder mystery novel, only that . . .
2018-10-31  No. 3587  For obvious reasons, this comic is not released under my . . .
2018-11-01  No. 3588  Okay, which one of you broke into the tomb yesterday . . .
2018-11-02  No. 3589  A joke may only be used 3 times at the . . .
2018-11-03  No. 3590  I'm branching out into new and experimental forms of art . . .
2018-11-04  No. 3591  But take note, she only heard it when she knew . . .
2018-11-05  No. 3592  Yes, Albert knows that this is an illegal election campaign. . . .
2018-11-06  No. 3593  Need I remind long-term readers that I based Amelia Braseby's . . .
2018-11-07  No. 3594  Yes, this does mean her pockets have a carrying capacity . . .
2018-11-08  No. 3595  Apparently I'm being sued in Ukraine. But I've never heard . . .
2018-11-09  No. 3596  At the Empire's behest, this next round is to take . . .
2018-11-10  No. 3597  Jaffa-ing a laugh!
2018-11-11  No. 3598  I would never recommend playing a game of baseball in . . .
2018-11-12  No. 3599  Remember when I said I didn't remember what the species . . .
2018-11-13  No. 3600  Apparently a lot of readers are getting the time travel . . .
2018-11-14  No. 3601  Just because Mauvedrip's uncle is a great man doesn't mean . . .
2018-11-15  No. 3602  "In this house we sleep in the chimney, young lady!"
2018-11-16  No. 3603  Yes, as much as I'm sure you're all enjoying today's . . .
2018-11-17  No. 3604  Looks like another run of bad luck.
2018-11-18  No. 3605  Setting up the bank for this experiment only seemed easy . . .
2018-11-19  No. 3606  As a writing exercise, I'm deliberately trying to write about . . .
2018-11-20  No. 3607  You say potato, I wonder why you suddenly said potato . . .
2018-11-21  No. 3608  It's rather telling that they can no longer get any . . .
2018-11-22  No. 3609  Sorry this comic is late. I probably shouldn't have wasted . . .
2018-11-23  No. 3610  The whole scheme plays out rather like a musical collaboration . . .
2018-11-24  No. 3611  Number 5 on the list is "a curry in a . . .
2018-11-25  No. 3612  To answer the question as to why we don't vary . . .
2018-11-26  No. 3613  This strip is more like a tone poem than a . . .
2018-11-27  No. 3614  Wheeee!
2018-11-28  No. 3615  The spelling is unfortunate, but the pronunciation is even more . . .
2018-11-29  No. 3616  The database is missing a ridiculous number of recordings of . . .
2018-11-30  No. 3617  ... and he's here to offer grooming tips!
2018-12-01  No. 3618  They stopped letting her sleep with stationery on her bedside . . .
2018-12-02  No. 3619  I'm adding a new area to the website, as you . . .
2018-12-03  No. 3620  Even I can handle spicy food better than that.
2018-12-04  No. 3621  Today we look at Chapter XVII of Madeline May's Great . . .
2018-12-05  No. 3622  That poor child :(
2018-12-06  No. 3623  The Beatles beat me to it!
2018-12-07  No. 3624  To clarify a minor point here, that was before Percy . . .
2018-12-08  No. 3625  To-do: learn the difference between "Irani" and "Iranian". (Apologies to . . .
2018-12-09  No. 3626  It's thinly veiled alright, but it's not a satire.
2018-12-10  No. 3627  You ever get that thing where you feel like there's . . .
2018-12-11  No. 3628  ;}
2018-12-12  No. 3629  You know, that sofa has been through quite a lot.
2018-12-13  No. 3630  They probably would have managed to get away with it . . .
2018-12-14  No. 3631  I'm reading a book about how to write fiction. It . . .
2018-12-15  No. 3632  Expect updates to be slightly erratic for the next couple . . .
2018-12-16  No. 3633  And so the refugee becomes the refuger.
2018-12-17  No. 3634  In strip 3339 you may have noticed that a giant . . .
2018-12-18  No. 3635  No, I did not sing that in the school choir . . .
2018-12-19  No. 3636  A lot of you saw this coming; really, it was . . .
2018-12-20  No. 3637  Hence the term "insultamentary colours".
2018-12-21  No. 3638  The quicker the faster!
2018-12-22  No. 3639  At this point Marcus is waiting for the sofa guy, . . .
2018-12-23  No. 3640  I received a question from a reader asking me "How . . .
2018-12-24  No. 3641  If you think that's bad, you should see the next . . .
2018-12-25  No. 3642  My field guide says that these birds migrate into the . . .
2018-12-26  No. 3643  Thanks to all the readers who sent in competing field . . .
2018-12-27  No. 3644  Bakewell tarts, mince pies, and strawberry jam. You'll know what . . .
2018-12-28  No. 3645  The eyes are a photo of my own. Could you . . .
2018-12-29  No. 3646  The nose is a photo of my mother's. Could you . . .
2018-12-30  No. 3647  And now I remember why I put the cosh on . . .
2018-12-31  No. 3648  And Chile is now a state of the USA. Well, . . .
2019-01-01  No. 3649  The art for the unsympathetic villain of this piece is . . .
2019-01-02  No. 3650  No, see, when he asked to buy a magazine he . . .
2019-01-03  No. 3651  This isn't the way I planned it, but it makes . . .
2019-01-04  No. 3652  Bright, cheery music to conquer and subjugate the world by.
2019-01-05  No. 3653  I'm glad I decided not to actually give the character . . .
2019-01-06  No. 3654  The Beer Brewer's Almanac, besides being a handy calendar for . . .
2019-01-07  No. 3655  He wearies not of the continuous, daily grind to make . . .
2019-01-08  No. 3656  It's too late at night to be drawing this. I . . .
2019-01-09  No. 3657  How hard it is to get a freaking phone number?
2019-01-10  No. 3658  Gimme six!
2019-01-11  No. 3659  This one is for that one guy who works for . . .
2019-01-12  No. 3660  This has never been done previously in the history of . . .
2019-01-13  No. 3661  The wise jester never sets fire to the king.
2019-01-14  No. 3662  I've been asked if the Mrs Braysby (who appeared in . . .
2019-01-15  No. 3663  Really there isn't enough downside to risk it. But Albert's . . .
2019-01-16  No. 3664  Yes, this is Postcard, not mezzacotta!
2019-01-17  No. 3665  If a character appears on the cast list despite never . . .
2019-01-18  No. 3666  The fireworks that you can (hopefully) see and hear from . . .
2019-01-19  No. 3667  Pick a number between 2999 and 3499.
2019-01-20  No. 3668  Nice pick. In fact, it turns out Marcus actually did . . .
2019-01-21  No. 3669  This was supposed to be Jenny's time to shine. Jenny, . . .
2019-01-22  No. 3670  Delicious, nutritious, and superstitious.
2019-01-23  No. 3671  Remember Hamm's 9th law? Some hardcore fans figured out an . . .
2019-01-24  No. 3672  The things you can learn about somebody by using Google . . .
2019-01-25  No. 3673  The amount of gold dust needed to create this effect . . .
2019-01-26  No. 3674  I've only recently just noticed that in not one strip . . .
2019-01-27  No. 3675  That's not something you can actually run out of.
2019-01-28  No. 3676  I've only recently just noticed that in not one strip . . .
2019-01-29  No. 3677  If only real-life video game technology was there yet...
2019-01-30  No. 3678  You're familiar with the phrase "rearranging the deck chairs on . . .
2019-01-31  No. 3679  I've only re— Ahem, this is the artist taking over the . . .
2019-02-01  No. 3680  There's an inaccuracy in this strip that some of you . . .
2019-02-02  No. 3681  Did I really write this? I have the script and . . .
2019-02-03  No. 3682  This is getting quite exciting, actually. I can't wait to . . .
2019-02-04  No. 3683  Now before you complain: yes, this strip is SFW, and . . .
2019-02-05  No. 3684  Alex is being rather the hypocrite here. But then, so . . .
2019-02-06  No. 3685  It was suggested to me that I should keep developing . . .
2019-02-07  No. 3686  I know this scene may be a bit too Edgy . . .
2019-02-08  No. 3687  Now that would just be unfair. Unlike the rest of . . .
2019-02-09  No. 3688  Look, I'm not Nate Silver, okay?
2019-02-10  No. 3689  I had hoped to have this comic translated into Georgian, . . .
2019-02-11  No. 3690  This strip wasn't made on drugs. It was made on . . .
2019-02-12  No. 3691  That works out to a 280-dollar budget deficit, for those . . .
2019-02-13  No. 3692  This is the damage the difference between a period and . . .
2019-02-14  No. 3693  And that is why the Habsburgs not having any blood . . .
2019-02-15  No. 3694  If you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss also . . .
2019-02-16  No. 3695  For every problem caused by time travel, there's a simple . . .
2019-02-17  No. 3696  I didn't have any Mentos to drop into the Diet . . .
2019-02-18  No. 3697  Remarkable. Literally.
2019-02-19  No. 3698  As per the most recent staff meeting, stucco walls are . . .
2019-02-20  No. 3699  This answers most of Bluedrip's questions, but something crucial still . . .
2019-02-21  No. 3700  I imagine Carl Barks once went through the same thought . . .
2019-02-22  No. 3701  Being immmortal, Joe scored very low in the bucket-kicking contest. . . .
2019-02-23  No. 3702  And so, slowly, inexorably, the demon cuttlefish tentacles sap the . . .
2019-02-24  No. 3703  So, Amelia Braseby's application to become the new head chef . . .
2019-02-25  No. 3704  It's actually hidden near the mouth of the Urahorotokachi River, . . .
2019-02-26  No. 3705  I've been reading a fascinating book on the skill of . . .
2019-02-27  No. 3706  Yes, time zones.
2019-02-28  No. 3707  Sic gloria mass transit mundi - The official motto of . . .
2019-03-01  No. 3708  Yeah, I know - these are the two most boring . . .
2019-03-02  No. 3709  It's not fake news if there's at least one universe . . .
2019-03-03  No. 3710  I'm overjoyed to announce that after more than 2,000 humorless . . .
2019-03-04  No. 3711  And the big draw at Jackie Hollister's* Casino is, rather . . .
2019-03-05  No. 3712  Good luck. This comment will self-destruct in five sec[crackle]
2019-03-06  No. 3713  Technically, that still counts as breakfast.
2019-03-07  No. 3714  Pneumonia: the Musical will be coming to Broadway, Off Broadway, . . .
2019-03-08  No. 3715  To be fair, the earlier ones were amongst the best.
2019-03-09  No. 3716  Apparently it's not a good idea to determine that there's . . .
2019-03-10  No. 3717  Apparently many of our fans are bakers. Here's a recipe . . .
2019-03-11  No. 3718  Ow. Heartburn.
2019-03-12  No. 3719  Previously on Postcard, we concluded the following story arcs in . . .
2019-03-13  No. 3720  Right now, Mauvedrip is the only villain in this comic. . . .
2019-03-14  No. 3721  Okay, yeah, I forgot Margaret. So here's Margaret.
2019-03-15  No. 3722  That's natural ice cream.
2019-03-16  No. 3723  A reader submitted this question: Do you plan the events of . . .
2019-03-17  No. 3724  Sooner or later Mussolini is going to have to return . . .
2019-03-18  No. 3725  and/or/but
2019-03-19  No. 3726  This certainly is a way to mitigate the fly infestation. Coming . . .
2019-03-20  No. 3727  "If you fail then you have succeeded, yet if you . . .
2019-03-21  No. 3728  Either U.S. killing a forth happens.
2019-03-22  No. 3729  My solution would have been to cut the bomb in . . .
2019-03-23  No. 3730  And that's how you interweave references to Charles Dickens, Battlestar . . .
2019-03-24  No. 3731  I won the internet in a raffle recently and they'll . . .
2019-03-25  No. 3732  As an additional excercise, list down all of the professors* . . .
2019-03-26  No. 3733  The initialism is publicly known, but what it stands for . . .
2019-03-27  No. 3734  Anybody else experiencing a strong feeling of déjà vu?
2019-03-28  No. 3735  Anybody else experiencing a strong feeling of déjà vu?
2019-03-29  No. 3736  Today's comic is based on a translation goof that occurred . . .
2019-03-30  No. 3737  Now close your eyes and count to 10.
2019-03-31  No. 3738  So they delivered the internet to my place recently, and . . .
2019-04-01  No. 3739  Normally, the inhabitants of Earth in Universe Zeta are known . . .
2019-04-02  No. 3740  So long as I've got a steady supply of Jaffa . . .
2019-04-03  No. 3741  Sorry, reader, I thought you were someone else.
2019-04-04  No. 3742  Who here remembers the very first strip?
2019-04-05  No. 3743  It's getting Hutt in here.
2019-04-06  No. 3744  Looks like the database was messed up and comics were . . .
2019-04-07  No. 3745  So Dave wrote in to ask how it was possible . . .
2019-04-08  No. 3746  I do read the news, you know, for those of . . .
2019-04-09  No. 3747  Okay, so one massive plot hole turned out to be . . .
2019-04-10  No. 3748  This part of the hotel is just rooms, but there . . .
2019-04-11  No. 3749  She has a first-class degree in it, but that's not . . .
2019-04-12  No. 3750  And now for your reading amusement (or is that bemusement?), . . .
2019-04-13  No. 3751  Look, I've been dropping hints about this flood for something . . .
2019-04-14  No. 3752  The use of blue text for the flood's speech is . . .
2019-04-15  No. 3753  So the flood not only caused erosion, but apparently also . . .
2019-04-16  No. 3754  Antoinette recently got brand new thermionic valves for her old . . .
2019-04-17  No. 3755  Should any of us be concerned that one of the . . .
2019-04-18  No. 3756  I'd be genuinely surprised if any of my readers are . . .
2019-04-19  No. 3757  It's a very divergent series.
2019-04-20  No. 3758  If anything should happen to me, then I bequeath my . . .
2019-04-21  No. 3759  They don't have that show in England... they have the . . .
2019-04-22  No. 3760  The second article will have to wait for a few . . .
2019-04-23  No. 3761  It's either the monetary value of entire annual agricultural output . . .
2019-04-24  No. 3762  Just a reminder that the song playing in the background . . .
2019-04-25  No. 3763  The twenty-three errors in the artwork of yesterday's strip were . . .
2019-04-26  No. 3764  Be he alive or be he dead? That is the . . .
2019-04-27  No. 3765  Rats are cute and cuddly. Discuss.
2019-04-28  No. 3766  I figure I'll skip Comic-Con this year.
2019-04-29  No. 3767  Today's strip is actually the first comic I ever drew. . . .
2019-04-30  No. 3768  Drawing this strip ruined mermaids for me.
2019-05-01  No. 3769  The world record remains three weeks.
2019-05-02  No. 3770  No need to worry about getting bitten, it's not like . . .
2019-05-03  No. 3771  It's a trick question. We all know that the healthiest . . .
2019-05-04  No. 3772  Yes, Amelia is Lithuanian. Why do you ask?
2019-05-05  No. 3773  *aggressive synthesiser music plays*
2019-05-06  No. 3774  Ah, the stately home of Plimsthorpe Hall, former residence of . . .
2019-05-07  No. 3775  Well, there's one for the ol' OEIS.
2019-05-08  No. 3776  I've never thought about how they breed, and neither should . . .
2019-05-09  No. 3777  Look, entire story arcs being wholly re-written whilst 3/4 of . . .
2019-05-10  No. 3778  I am 10,000 days old today.
2019-05-11  No. 3779  A subtle and unobtrusive way to tell someone "I'm about . . .
2019-05-12  No. 3780  Percy the Cat built an entire nuclear reactor inside his . . .
2019-05-13  No. 3781  I'm actually not sure who the "scary, bald-headed lady" is . . .
2019-05-14  No. 3782  Next up: the "pinnable pineapple".
2019-05-15  No. 3783  Why yes, Mister or Misses or Miss or the like . . .
2019-05-16  No. 3784  This week's story arc is based loosely on a pamphlet . . .
2019-05-17  No. 3785  In order to make this comic more authentic, I decided . . .
2019-05-18  No. 3786  This arc was supposed to end today, but thanks to . . .
2019-05-19  No. 3787  Quite a tricky feat, This paragraph not so neat, A most painful . . .
2019-05-27  No. 3788  Due to his failure to follow my express instructions yesterday, . . .
2019-05-28  No. 3789  The parasites are not troglodytes - they don't live in . . .
2019-05-29  No. 3790  So, for those of you who haven't been keeping score, . . .
2019-05-30  No. 3791  The artist says: It took me twelve hours to conceptualize . . .
2019-05-31  No. 3792  I just had a haircut. Thus.... this comic. Yes. It's tough drawing . . .
2019-06-01  No. 3793  Today's comic was a PSA by the Society Against Cruelty . . .
2019-06-02  No. 3794  In 2D!
2019-06-03  No. 3795  God sometimes arranges events solely to ensure that you don't . . .
2019-06-04  No. 3796  I'm pretty sure it's impossible for me to steal anything . . .
2019-06-05  No. 3797  Death to!
2019-06-06  No. 3798  I look forward to the lesson where she learns what . . .
2019-06-07  No. 3799  "I don't normally like to judge based on appearance alone, . . .
2019-06-08  No. 3800  That's roughly when El Chichón is expected to erupt again.
2019-06-09  No. 3801  Just so you're not kept in suspense: it's not a . . .
2019-06-10  No. 3802  And where that rose goes, nobody knows!
2019-06-11  No. 3803  By definition the number of people waiting for him is . . .
2019-06-12  No. 3804  Today we have another question from a reader: Dear Postcard writers, . . .
2019-06-13  No. 3805  This is actually the second part of the previous strip, . . .
2019-06-14  No. 3806  I have the flu. Yes, not a flu. The flu. There's . . .
2019-06-15  No. 3807  Why yes waiter, that will be a pot of tea . . .
2019-06-16  No. 3808  I hurriedly edited this one due to recent news stories, . . .
2019-06-17  No. 3809 
2019-06-18  No. 3810  I forgot to write an annotation for yesterday's strip. What . . .
2019-06-19  No. 3811  And so ends the reign of King Blackfoot, who, it . . .
2019-06-20  No. 3812  Now for a scheme that doesn't involve the deliberate or . . .
2019-06-21  No. 3813  I can't even remember why the argument started! ...Oh, right. That.
2019-06-22  No. 3814  That's right, it turns out the artist of the mysterious . . .
2019-06-23  No. 3815  Having fun yet?
2019-06-24  No. 3816  They had agreed never to discuss that topic.
2019-06-25  No. 3817  I think I took the wrong pill. I hope that . . .
2019-06-26  No. 3818  And perhaps it may also be time for a scheme . . .
2019-06-27  No. 3819  This is also how my short-lived career in Esports ended.
2019-06-28  No. 3820  Lenny knows for an absolute fact that the latest edition . . .
2019-06-29  No. 3821  They're not actually on their way to a fancy-dress party; . . .
2019-06-30  No. 3822  Then again, Amelia Braseby could ruin simple buttered bread.
2019-07-01  No. 3823  This strip best viewed while orbiting your computer screen.
2019-07-02  No. 3824  The kids never agree to clean their rooms.
2019-07-03  No. 3825  The diswasher says it needs more salt.
2019-07-04  No. 3826  Chocolates provided by Satan.
2019-07-05  No. 3827  In the beginning there was nothing but Chaos and Void. After . . .
2019-07-06  No. 3828  How does that sound to-PLGH
2019-07-07  No. 3829  Based on something our script editor once saw whilst on . . .
2019-07-08  No. 3830  The dishwasher says it needs more mayonnaise.
2019-07-09  No. 3831  Remember how the can of beans in the left cupboard . . .
2019-07-10  No. 3832  Even magical dragons sometimes feel like school didn't prepare them . . .
2019-07-11  No. 3833  It's not impossible, but the random number generator needs to . . .
2019-07-12  No. 3834  I'm making up for falling behind on my schedule by . . .
2019-07-13  No. 3835  That was from a little while before Professor Wilmington and . . .
2019-07-14  No. 3836  I've been saving this one until it wasn't too soon . . .
2019-07-15  No. 3837  Big news! I've been contracted to write a screenplay for . . .
2019-07-16  No. 3838  "Throughout his career"?
2019-07-17  No. 3839  Antonio confirmed for Smash!
2019-07-18  No. 3840  So, let me get this straight, Lionel Braseby is in . . .
2019-07-19  No. 3841  How much oxygen do you think Preston is going to . . .
2019-07-20  No. 3842  Several months later and I see you readers still haven't . . .
2019-07-21  No. 3843  People have been asking me how long Postcard's current artist . . .
2019-07-22  No. 3844  It's just a pity that bananas make me want to . . .
2019-07-23  No. 3845  There are, of course, several ways this could go awry: He . . .
2019-07-24  No. 3846  This strip was inspired by... Well, I'll leave that as a . . .
2019-07-25  No. 3847  Grembert's 3rd Symphony... It took about 5 years to complete because . . .
2019-07-26  No. 3848  The concerto was not actually written by C. P. E. . . .
2019-07-27  No. 3849  I had a choice between drawing the whole dinosaur, severely . . .
2019-07-28  No. 3850  They also need his report card.
2019-07-29  No. 3851  I choose map iteration no. 7. None of them actually . . .
2019-07-30  No. 3852  I wanted to see how far I could zoom in . . .
2019-07-31  No. 3853  This game I am playing White, I open with: P-K4 Black to . . .
2019-08-01  No. 3854  Fortunately, they lived a few centuries apart in reality. If . . .
2019-08-02  No. 3855  Well, yes, it's the first dimension they've discovered other than . . .
2019-08-03  No. 3856  You always need a good hill to start on. Ok, . . .
2019-08-04  No. 3857  How did this image get here? Oh well, guess I'll . . .
2019-08-05  No. 3858  You always need a good hill to die on. Ok, . . .
2019-08-06  No. 3859  And that other room is permanently stuck in the year . . .
2019-08-07  No. 3860  The golfing apparatus is powered by steam, like most of . . .
2019-08-08  No. 3861  Dmitri is too old to dance.
2019-08-09  No. 3862  ... But not old enough not to dance.
2019-08-10  No. 3863  It is true that Mars should have its own official . . .
2019-08-11  No. 3864  Everybody loves back pain!
2019-08-12  No. 3865  It's a character flaw of those characters. Who are flawed.
2019-08-13  No. 3866  It's come to my attention that recently a crucial part . . .
2019-08-14  No. 3867  Preston needs to stop taking Foreigner songs so literally.
2019-08-15  No. 3868  Look, that's the only language the comic will work in! . . .
2019-08-16  No. 3869  I hope it was already clear that he had a . . .
2019-08-17  No. 3870  The first working prototype of Professor Wilmington's super-computer had its . . .
2019-08-18  No. 3871  You can't say "yesterday" without "yes", "turd", and "ayyy!". That is, . . .
2019-08-19  No. 3872  In fact, only three of the new Skittles flavors are . . .
2019-08-20  No. 3873  To provide extra context, he originally began his letter with: Dear . . .
2019-08-21  No. 3874  Brighter and futurier.
2019-08-22  No. 3875  I faxed myself the idea for this comic on my . . .
2019-08-23  No. 3876  Oh, my dear friends, that's not even close to being . . .
2019-08-24  No. 3877  Refusing to be categorized on an alignment chart automatically makes . . .
2019-08-25  No. 3878  I think I added too much motion blur.
2019-08-26  No. 3879  This is the acoustic version of the previous strip.
2019-08-27  No. 3880  This turn in the storyline took a lot of planning, . . .
2019-08-28  No. 3881  One should never play chess when tired.
2019-08-29  No. 3882  Well, if we were to stick to the original Greek . . .
2019-08-30  No. 3883  "Welcome to my birthday party. In a few minutes, I . . .
2019-08-31  No. 3884  We couldn't afford the rights to do a comic re-make . . .
2019-09-01  No. 3885  In fact, the only permanent change that Marcus has made . . .
2019-09-02  No. 3886  I believe the medical term is "Zugzwang".
2019-09-03  No. 3887  If the answer is "PVA glue", then I'm guessing that . . .
2019-09-04  No. 3888  Most people aren't aware just how much profit can be . . .
2019-09-05  No. 3889  Just your typical, average, everyday archdemon.
2019-09-06  No. 3890  Of course: She's lying. Nobody visited the temple in Puerto Rico . . .
2019-09-07  No. 3891  Since I've received basically the same question from about three . . .
2019-09-08  No. 3892  Ah, so that's where that duplicated entry went...
2019-09-09  No. 3893  There's a fine line between "therapeutic technique" and "dance craze".
2019-09-10  No. 3894  You know that farm in the countryside where kids' pets . . .
2019-09-11  No. 3895  I had had no idea Becky was such a popular . . .
2019-09-12  No. 3896  There's nothing really important here, just a tax demand, some . . .
2019-09-13  No. 3897  That's right: other than Albert, every single character in this . . .
2019-09-14  No. 3898  *belch* Full of food. Can't think to type.
2019-09-15  No. 3899  It's a town in Surrey, just look it up.
2019-09-16  No. 3900  Yes, Major Hamm's shirt is on upside down. I only just . . .
2019-09-17  No. 3901  I'm sure there are people who want to sit and . . .
2019-09-18  No. 3902  You see, the evil overlord in this particular instance ultimately . . .
2019-09-19  No. 3903  Bear with me for a few days - we'll take . . .
2019-09-20  No. 3904  Like Garfield, but obsessed with doughnuts instead of lasagne.
2019-09-21  No. 3905  One does not simply play a game of Civilization for . . .
2019-09-22  No. 3906  One does not simply play a game of Civilization for . . .
2019-09-23  No. 3907  I never actually said they were a couple...
2019-09-24  No. 3908  Something which she would only have known from looking through . . .
2019-09-25  No. 3909  What Wanda doesn't know is that this letter is not . . .
2019-09-26  No. 3910  Contains scenes of a textual nature.
2019-09-27  No. 3911  I had to ask the artist to redraw panel 3 . . .
2019-09-28  No. 3912  Have you ever had one of those complete brain fades . . .
2019-09-29  No. 3913  That ought to take the pressure off, for about another . . .
2019-09-30  No. 3914  Fury... slowly... rising...
2019-10-01  No. 3915  Magic tends to hold up its middle finger to the . . .
2019-10-02  No. 3916  Look, if I receive one more complaint about the current . . .
2019-10-03  No. 3917  How about a 5 week getaway to Nan Madol then?
2019-10-04  No. 3918  Could you say "no" to a face like that?
2019-10-05  No. 3919  Unit translation: That's a 5600 mAh battery delivering 3700 mV, with . . .
2019-10-06  No. 3920  Looks like the inside of the mysterious white box will . . .
2019-10-07  No. 3921  As an exercise to hone my writing skills, I usually . . .
2019-10-08  No. 3922  Mmmmm... chocolate... chocolate! Choco-choco-... CHOCOLATE!!!
2019-10-09  No. 3923  Looks like the outside of the mysterious white box will . . .
2019-10-10  No. 3924  Must... Build... Things...
2019-10-11  No. 3925  Calling it a "craving" is an understatement.
2019-10-12  No. 3926  Your order #340000182736 has been updated with a status of . . .
2019-10-13  No. 3927  Your order #340000182737 has been updated with a status of . . .
2019-10-14  No. 3928  You see the thing is if I don't keep writing . . .
2019-10-15  No. 3929  I love you all, readers.
2019-10-16  No. 3930  That's actually his name, not his job description.
2019-10-17  No. 3931  Wait, ginger hair or ginger biscuits?
2019-10-18  No. 3932  Are we really so forgetful that I have to keep . . .
2019-10-19  No. 3933  May God have mercy on their souls.
2019-10-20  No. 3934  I'm starting to think I can read my own mind!
2019-10-21  No. 3935  So, what were those mysterious numbers that appeared in yesterday's . . .
2019-10-22  No. 3936  [SFX: loud crashing noises from left of picture]
2019-10-23  No. 3937  It's party time! Party time for everybody! More parties than . . .
2019-10-24  No. 3938  As the first place reward to a fanart contest, forumgoer . . .
2019-10-25  No. 3939  In case it wasn't obvious, we've just been going through . . .
2019-10-26  No. 3940  Do you see how the amount of blue streaks in . . .
2019-10-27  No. 3941  Have your brains melted yet? Mine oozed out my ears . . .
2019-10-28  No. 3942  Something interesting about the phrase "I never said she stole . . .
2019-10-29  No. 3943  There's an Easter egg hidden in this comic. Edit: For all . . .
2019-10-30  No. 3944  I have a dragon sculpture that once sat on my . . .
2019-10-31  No. 3945  [SFX: deafening silence] Note: that took a full symphony orchestra and . . .
2019-11-01  No. 3946  Have you ever heard anyone say "They said on the . . .
2019-11-02  No. 3947  I'm trying out a new file format for today's comic. . . .
2019-11-03  No. 3948  After what happened the last time, I will no longer . . .
2019-11-04  No. 3949  Don't ask me, I just write it.
2019-11-05  No. 3950  There's no water because of the budget cuts, of course.
2019-11-06  No. 3951  Sometimes, a cat is just a cat.
2019-11-07  No. 3952  Why, I do believe the cheese & bagels are in . . .
2019-11-08  No. 3953  Postcardbot is not responding.
2019-11-09  No. 3954  It's all the mold's fault.
2019-11-10  No. 3955  There's only one way to stop a meteor collision in . . .
2019-11-11  No. 3956  "We wouldn't be in this situation if we weren't in . . .
2019-11-12  No. 3957  Let's be honest. After head-butting a meteor, it's a miracle . . .
2019-11-13  No. 3958  During the annual Postcard staff outing, this year held at . . .
2019-11-14  No. 3959  After their revolution, the guillotines will be privately owned and . . .
2019-11-15  No. 3960  That's nothing: last week a law was passed authorizing the . . .
2019-11-16  No. 3961  Several people have asked for the recipe for Lenny's vodka . . .
2019-11-17  No. 3962  I wouldn't like to think I was a bad influence . . .
2019-11-18  No. 3963  Time to start taking things apart.
2019-11-19  No. 3964  One (subsequently rejected) pitch I saw for a Postcard spinoff . . .
2019-11-20  No. 3965  Yeah, the paint on the living room ceiling is finally . . .
2019-11-21  No. 3966  Today I discovered that most people don't actually have three . . .
2019-11-22  No. 3967  One hobby of mine is collecting 5 pence coins and . . .
2019-11-23  No. 3968  Halt! Who goes bump in the night there?
2019-11-24  No. 3969  Another hobby of mine is collecting sea creatures and storing . . .
2019-11-25  No. 3970  This goes back on about four promises I made about . . .
2019-11-26  No. 3971  Of course, the key to writing piranha opera is to . . .
2019-11-27  No. 3972  Fun fact: one very early rendition of the Braseby family . . .
2019-11-28  No. 3973  The cool bridle-path rangers of course wield a longbow in . . .
2019-11-29  No. 3974  You wanted more parallel universes? Then you're in— Oh... you didn't? . . .
2019-11-30  No. 3975  I have some self-imposed rules about how I create these . . .
2019-12-01  No. 3976  Since you asked, it's Jafarabad.
2019-12-02  No. 3977  I had to add those bits (you know which ones) . . .
2019-12-03  No. 3978  In this universe - or rather, this part of town . . .
2019-12-04  No. 3979  Not Lenny. Lonnie.
2019-12-05  No. 3980  Weird hobbies, example #14734: Writing your name in a different . . .
2019-12-06  No. 3981  Thanks for all the quiz answer submissions! The winner will . . .
2019-12-07  No. 3982  So I've put together a questionnaire for the time travelers . . .
2019-12-08  No. 3983  This song is written in the Silurian mode.
2019-12-09  No. 3984  I've got this idea for a new business. You know . . .
2019-12-10  No. 3985  And thus concludes the month-long experiment on what it looks . . .
2019-12-11  No. 3986  It was decided long ago that none of the characters . . .
2019-12-12  No. 3987  My dog ate my linework.
2019-12-13  No. 3988  Do any of my readers speak Russian? I need help . . .
2019-12-14  No. 3989  Why yes, this is indeed a comic for ants.
2019-12-15  No. 3990  They're too tightly packed. The optimal set of moves in . . .
2019-12-16  No. 3991  It can sometimes be hard to differentiate the two. (The . . .
2019-12-17  No. 3992  Here's something funny I learned today called a "double entendre": . . .
2019-12-18  No. 3993  It's apparently called a "barrel nut".
2019-12-19  No. 3994  Their choice of building substrate was rather surprising; the fact . . .
2019-12-20  No. 3995  Rashi asks the same question!
2019-12-21  No. 3996  I don't have a "places I've mistaken for a buffet" . . .
2019-12-22  No. 3997  The Blackdrip Brewing Company is launching several new and innovative . . .
2019-12-23  No. 3998  For best effect, you should listen to Quintet for Oboe . . .
2019-12-24  No. 3999  Uh, could someone please tell me what the Gujurati for . . .
2019-12-25  No. 4000  It's like jazz: if you have to ask what it . . .
2019-12-26  No. 4001  I was going to go into a detailed analysis of . . .
2019-12-27  No. 4002  Someone recently wrote in to me asking why we didn't . . .
2019-12-28  No. 4003  It's like pop: if you ask what it is, chances . . .
2019-12-29  No. 4004  It means "otter", in several different languages.
2019-12-30  No. 4005  He had never known spice like this.
2019-12-31  No. 4006  Did I ever tell you about the time we tried . . .
2020-01-01  No. 4007  Greg can't draw stickmen for crap. And he asked me . . .
2020-01-02  No. 4008  People still talk like this, right?
2020-01-03  No. 4009  Have you ever noticed that it only rains in fiction . . .
2020-01-04  No. 4010  And her other associate really takes "buying local" to its . . .
2020-01-05  No. 4011  Turns out Greg can make a damn good peanut butter-and-jelly . . .
2020-01-06  No. 4012  It's been brought to my attention that I've been editing . . .
2020-01-07  No. 4013  ... As much as a planet can be "Germanic-mountainy". (Sometimes I . . .
2020-01-08  No. 4014  NOTICE: If you're seeing this instead of today's author note, . . .
2020-01-09  No. 4015  With apologies to T.S. Eliot.
2020-01-10  No. 4016  It's a delay in processing, nothing more. That's called "dramatic . . .
2020-01-11  No. 4017  Blackdrip, transform into...
2020-01-12  No. 4018  This comic's setting is modelled after a pumpkin farm in . . .
2020-01-13  No. 4019  I'm testing out a "comments" system for the Postcard website. . . .
2020-01-14  No. 4020  It's an unusual gift, sure, but you have to consider . . .
2020-01-15  No. 4021  I've recently become interested in obscure French cheeses. I don't know . . .
2020-01-16  No. 4022  To whoever wins of our upcoming competition next week, I'm . . .
2020-01-17  No. 4023  Hang on... I don't live here!
2020-01-18  No. 4024  Twelve of the beavers died of pneumonia, the rest died . . .
2020-01-19  No. 4025  Oh it became clear to me years ago that I . . .
2020-01-20  No. 4026  Whereas the top half of the toaster safety manual is . . .
2020-01-21  No. 4027  Twenty ate chickens.
2020-01-22  No. 4028  I turned up the volume control on the TV, and . . .
2020-01-23  No. 4029  Special thanks to my landlord, who is today's guest illustrator.
2020-01-24  No. 4030  I honestly thought that was a guitar he was playing . . .
2020-01-25  No. 4031  I based the events in today's strip around seven words . . .
2020-01-26  No. 4032  🤔
2020-01-27  No. 4033  And so the Man on the Mountain became known as . . .
2020-01-28  No. 4034  And a pear tree in a partridge, the greedy wassname.
2020-01-29  No. 4035  Also, Juliet is sitting on a balcony right now, holding . . .
2020-01-30  No. 4036  After receiving an email from a very confused person who . . .
2020-01-31  No. 4037  You see, the Habsburg and Braseby bloodlines can never meet! . . .
2020-02-01  No. 4038  The seagulls subsequently went on to form their own barbershop . . .
2020-02-02  No. 4039  I have no idea what to write about this comic. . . .
2020-02-03  No. 4040  Fired out of a canon.
2020-02-04  No. 4041  ... And with all the viability of a citrus orchard . . .
2020-02-05  No. 4042  Fill 'er up, guv!
2020-02-06  No. 4043  A cautionary lesson for those who think that sort of . . .
2020-02-07  No. 4044  Lenny, Kristin, and Steve's brother-in-law Albert are using a slightly . . .
2020-02-08  No. 4045  Although I've had a proper artist for this comic for . . .
2020-02-09  No. 4046  Ahead of schedule? No, just a glitch in the space-time . . .
2020-02-10  No. 4047  If they should disagree with me...
2020-02-11  No. 4048  Well, I guess my life and times must be fascincating. . . .
2020-02-12  No. 4049  An update on the Postcard Secret Santa project. I know . . .
2020-02-13  No. 4050  I think we must be looking at the world's least . . .
2020-02-14  No. 4051  For a bonus comic, turn this one sideways. Also, when . . .
2020-02-15  No. 4052  I know you won't have the patience for another twenty . . .
2020-02-16  No. 4053  Mansa Musa, the ruler of Mali at some point during . . .
2020-02-17  No. 4054  It's all about the immune system.
2020-02-18  No. 4055  AwesomeComiX100 EDIT: Great, now I can't ever use that password again... . . .
2020-02-19  No. 4056  At the moment the last few comics are just filler . . .
2020-02-20  No. 4057  AwesomeComiX200 EDIT: Goddammit!
2020-02-21  No. 4058  This is why I've never been a contestant on a . . .
2020-02-22  No. 4059  Embarrassingly, I found myself unable to pay back a loan . . .
2020-02-23  No. 4060  Ctrl+Z, Ctrl+Y, Ctrl+Z, Ctrl+Y...
2020-02-24  No. 4061  This is the cause of literally every good thing that . . .
2020-02-25  No. 4062  Never meet your heroes - or your villains.
2020-02-26  No. 4063  I feel like I'm playing Whac-a-Mole, only with concertos instead . . .
2020-02-27  No. 4064  Yes, I spelled "pencil" as "penÅ¿il". No, that's not how . . .
2020-02-28  No. 4065  Gwenyth is clearly a disciple of the old philosopher: "I disapprove . . .
2020-02-29  No. 4066  Those animals weren't originally supposed to be that small. Frankly, . . .
2020-03-01  No. 4067  Have a good day. :)
2020-03-02  No. 4068  The Bells!! The Bells!!! Oh wait... there's someone at the door...
2020-03-03  No. 4069  So I'm back from my vacation to discover the following . . .
2020-03-04  No. 4070  With apologies to my Uncle Norman.
2020-03-05  No. 4071  Sequels are never as good, and this is technically a . . .
2020-03-06  No. 4072  It's very strange, but I can't shake the feeling that . . .
2020-03-07  No. 4073  I am writing for this story-arc under protest!
2020-03-08  No. 4074  I'm writing comics when I'm supposed to be coding. This . . .
2020-03-09  No. 4075  I did all the math that appears in this strip . . .
2020-03-10  No. 4076  Reach for the stars!
2020-03-11  No. 4077  One-quarter hawk, one-quarter lion, one-quarter frog, one-quarter octopus, and all . . .
2020-03-12  No. 4078  8 out of 10 dentists recommend Postcard. That's in my quick . . .
2020-03-13  No. 4079  Sometimes I feel good about my webcomic and where I'm . . .
2020-03-14  No. 4080  The dripping faucet is to prevent the pipes bursting, of . . .
2020-03-15  No. 4081  Stale...check?
2020-03-16  No. 4082  Man, do I want a hamburger...
2020-03-17  No. 4083  Whoops, that was supposed to be a boar, not a . . .
2020-03-18  No. 4084  It's all a plot by Big Karma.
2020-03-19  No. 4085  Someone recently wrote to me that there is an error . . .
2020-03-20  No. 4086  I apologise for any fencing caused.
2020-03-21  No. 4087  Inahurryhere'sacomicgottagobye!
2020-03-22  No. 4088  Have a happy Postcard Day!
2020-03-23  No. 4089  Apropos of nothing, I'd like to tell you how happy . . .
2020-03-24  No. 4090  Very tense, like the past.
2020-03-25  No. 4091  No, it's not an inconsistency in the plot. Have patience; . . .
2020-03-26  No. 4092  He'll make you a bomb you can't defuse.
2020-03-27  No. 4093  A recent update to my operating system disabled access to . . .
2020-03-28  No. 4094  To fully experience this comic, you should print the top . . .
2020-03-29  No. 4095  It's a walk-in freezer, not a walk-back-out freezer.
2020-03-30  No. 4096  The best camera money can buy!
2020-03-31  No. 4097  It's all fine, so long as you can read Polish, . . .
2020-04-01  No. 4098  If this comic doesn't load for you... consider yourself lucky.
2020-04-02  No. 4099  There will be no comic tomorrow because of the election. . . .
2020-04-03  No. 4100  I'm still in the queue, waiting to be processed.
2020-04-04  No. 4101  Today's word is: commisolation
2020-04-05  No. 4102  InsomniaaaaaaAAAAAAH!
2020-04-06  No. 4103  Today's word is: investimurder
2020-04-07  No. 4104  Merry Easter!
2020-04-08  No. 4105  Yes, those exist in heaven. I'm speaking from experience.
2020-04-09  No. 4106  The music was composed by a clone of Johann Strauss . . .
2020-04-10  No. 4107  Yes, it needs more brass. But that's the odd thing . . .
2020-04-11  No. 4108  This comic was written at the time of 13:27.
2020-04-12  No. 4109  This is the first time that shots have been fired . . .
2020-04-13  No. 4110  Then add 1/∞ cups of sugar.
2020-04-14  No. 4111  The difference is that Hathor's head looks like a cow's . . .
2020-04-15  No. 4112  I just don't think that way, all right?
2020-04-16  No. 4113  I still can't quite remember why I opted to use . . .
2020-04-17  No. 4114  This won't be relevant by the time it's published... I . . .
2020-04-18  No. 4115  I hope somebody kept the original packaging.
2020-04-19  No. 4116  Hello readers, new feature! Allow to introduce you all to . . .
2020-04-20  No. 4117  No pockets!
2020-04-21  No. 4118  My minimum bribe rate is either a triple-scoop salted caramel, . . .
2020-04-22  No. 4119  This really isn't the time for jokes like this. ... ... ... But now . . .
2020-04-23  No. 4120  I honestly didn't notice the innuendo in panel 4 until . . .
2020-04-24  No. 4121  On the embarrassment scale, I'd say this one's pretty much . . .
2020-04-25  No. 4122  So apparently one of you smart alecks thought it would . . .
2020-04-26  No. 4123  Don't ask me to explain this. That's for the academics . . .
2020-04-27  No. 4124  Yes, every last drop.
2020-04-28  No. 4125  You know what they say about guys made of anti-matter!
2020-04-29  No. 4126  It is fallacious to assume that piranha opera can only . . .
2020-04-30  No. 4127  Thanks to a deal I've struck with a up-and-coming sweets . . .
2020-05-01  No. 4128  This is my attempt at capturing the feeling you get . . .
2020-05-02  No. 4129  Looking back at some of the earlier strips that we've . . .
2020-05-03  No. 4130  In this rendition of The Last Question, the Multivac instead . . .
2020-05-04  No. 4131  And somewhere out of panel but just within reach of . . .
2020-05-05  No. 4132  Needs more pepper, more salt, and more TNT.
2020-05-06  No. 4133  A well stocked model railway set is usually sufficient to . . .
2020-05-07  No. 4134  Actions speak louder than fractions.
2020-05-08  No. 4135  I've always found the quality of Scottish humour to be . . .
2020-05-09  No. 4136  I'm taking the "one comic per second" challenge. It's not . . .
2020-05-10  No. 4137  Our in-house custodian/stool pigeon/mercenary blade, Greg, has informed me that . . .
2020-05-11  No. 4138  Last night I got a New York double bacon chili . . .
2020-05-12  No. 4139  Great, now I'm envying my own characters.
2020-05-13  No. 4140  Soviet Military technical manuals - turns out there are indeed . . .
2020-05-14  No. 4141  This comic strip is self-reading. That's right - there's no . . .
2020-05-15  No. 4142  #commentsonapostcard #webcomic #melodramatic #prisonersdilemma #minticecream #zugzwang #platypus #fr. . .. . .
2020-05-16  No. 4143  I failed to meet my self-imposed deadline for this strip, . . .
2020-05-17  No. 4144  What we have here is practically a subliminal treatise on . . .
2020-05-18  No. 4145  I've always had problems with character development, and in hindsight . . .
2020-05-19  No. 4146  For those of you who wear glasses, you know that . . .
2020-05-20  No. 4147  Because of the current global situation, I've been doing a . . .
2020-05-21  No. 4148  Free hugs! Just put your arms around your computer monitor.
2020-05-22  No. 4149  You can let go of the monitor now. It's been . . .
2020-05-23  No. 4150  Oh damnation, blast, ninnery, and various naughty words! I've just . . .
2020-05-24  No. 4151  This strip was written by an A.I. - specifically, my . . .
2020-05-25  No. 4152  Despite having conquered the world five times (only giving up . . .
2020-05-26  No. 4153  I hope you have a good morning and an average . . .
2020-05-27  No. 4154  And now I must present to you the authorised unauthorised . . .
2020-05-28  No. 4155  If all goes as planned, the comic ends in another . . .
2020-05-29  No. 4156  If a species is incapable of evolution, it might just . . .
2020-05-30  No. 4157  I recently got into trouble on a trip to Dublin. I . . .
2020-05-31  No. 4158  Monday's monthly major moth migration matters massively, maybe.
2020-06-01  No. 4159  Damn it, I just found an old text file of . . .
2020-06-02  No. 4160  It's our hour nour.
2020-06-03  No. 4161  To put the rumour to rest, I did not write . . .
2020-06-04  No. 4162  It feels like staring into the Abyss. Imagine what it's like . . .
2020-06-05  No. 4163  Do you consider me a friend?
2020-06-06  No. 4164  Has anyone ever noticed that an anagram for "butterfly" happens . . .
2020-06-07  No. 4165  On the other hand, "death machine" is pretty far from . . .
2020-06-08  No. 4166  Hello drawing board my old friend, I've come to scribe . . .
2020-06-09  No. 4167  That sentence is obscene in certain Martian languages.
2020-06-10  No. 4168  First clue: it's not a previously undiscovered Roy Orbison recording...
2020-06-11  No. 4169  Note: do NOT go into work tomorrow and say this . . .
2020-06-12  No. 4170  Necessity may be the mother of innovation, but take note, . . .
2020-06-13  No. 4171  You're probably wondering why I drew Preston with six arms . . .
2020-06-14  No. 4172  Clue: BANANAS 5
2020-06-15  No. 4173  Not to toot my own horn, but I think this . . .
2020-06-16  No. 4174  We can assure our readers that the current story arc . . .
2020-06-17  No. 4175  A word of warning to readers with a positronic brain: . . .
2020-06-18  No. 4176  Release the primal forces of the wind!
2020-06-19  No. 4177  With apologies to my lawyer...
2020-06-20  No. 4178  Let's make things difficult for Mr. Wagner, shall we? He . . .
2020-06-21  No. 4179  Have you spotted the mistake? Because I sure didn't.
2020-06-22  No. 4180  Technically, chimps aren't monkeys. Which is how Preston managed to get . . .
2020-06-23  No. 4181  Oh, it's nothing that a good 500 litres of industrial . . .
2020-06-24  No. 4182  Who added a wiki page for this strip three weeks . . .
2020-06-25  No. 4183  That reminds me, I've been meaning to actually reveal why . . .
2020-06-26  No. 4184  Apologies to the publishers of any future physical Postcard books . . .
2020-06-27  No. 4185  If you're replacing day with night, it shouldn't be surprising . . .
2020-06-28  No. 4186  That reminds me - I once almost picked one of . . .
2020-06-29  No. 4187  I can't believe I forgot about this cliffhanger from all . . .
2020-06-30  No. 4188  Of course, I could just simply be pushing the wrong . . .
2020-07-01  No. 4189  I like the spaper I have. I don't need a . . .
2020-07-02  No. 4190  I can't possibly be the first person to look at . . .
2020-07-03  No. 4191  The official answer to the inevitable barrage of questions is: . . .
2020-07-04  No. 4192  While drawing this strip I received phone calls from three . . .
2020-07-05  No. 4193  Sorry for the downtime of this site's server yesterday. Due . . .
2020-07-06  No. 4194  I had my annual checkup yesterday. I'm glad to report . . .
2020-07-07  No. 4195  So... is there anyone in the audience who's a qualified . . .
2020-07-08  No. 4196  Look, Preston doesn't have to wear the same shirt for . . .
2020-07-09  No. 4197  This already is the universe where all humans are apes!
2020-07-10  No. 4198  In Panel 22, all the green wires should be blue . . .
2020-07-11  No. 4199  An update on the current crisis: Because of how we . . .
2020-07-12  No. 4200  "Fish and ships" go together pretty logically, to be fair.
2020-07-13  No. 4201  Just to provide an update to one of the comics . . .
2020-07-14  No. 4202  I wished for a summer breeze. I should have been . . .
2020-07-15  No. 4203  I had an excellent idea for what to put in . . .
2020-07-16  No. 4204  Oh, I remember! ... No, wait, forgot again.
2020-07-17  No. 4205  At least until they were denounced over the shenanigans of . . .
2020-07-18  No. 4206  I couldn't think how to draw rum, so I just . . .
2020-07-19  No. 4207  Since I don't plan on Margaret (or anybody else) ever . . .
2020-07-20  No. 4208  We're going with iteration no. 9 here, and the Empire . . .
2020-07-21  No. 4209  Death to all website redesigners!
2020-07-22  No. 4210  I only have hup of them.
2020-07-23  No. 4211  You know, if someone has to publicly declare that they're . . .
2020-07-24  No. 4212  There's a bright future on the horizon. Or... that could just . . .
2020-07-25  No. 4213  So I got confused between G and H.
2020-07-26  No. 4214  "Ah... back to the daily grind!" "I see. So, what's your . . .
2020-07-27  No. 4215  You would not believe how much research I had to . . .
2020-07-28  No. 4216  I have not been eschewing my writing duties in favour . . .
2020-07-29  No. 4217  That kitten might just be the cutest thing I've ever . . .
2020-07-30  No. 4218  It's been a long time between drinks for Bernadette. Of course, . . .
2020-07-31  No. 4219  Ok, I have no idea what an illicit cordite factory . . .
2020-08-01  No. 4220  ... and the word "insulation" indicates (i.e. fails to dicate) . . .
2020-08-02  No. 4221  Round and round and round and round and round and . . .
2020-08-03  No. 4222  That's a grin. Trust me.
2020-08-04  No. 4223  Of course it really goes without saying that this is . . .
2020-08-05  No. 4224  This is going to happen every night, isn't it...
2020-08-06  No. 4225  Kindly do not feed the comic strip.
2020-08-07  No. 4226  Incredulous credulity, even.
2020-08-08  No. 4227  At this rate, Albert's brother-in-law Steve is never going to . . .
2020-08-09  No. 4228  I'm experimenting with deconstructionism in my cooking. Tonight I made . . .
2020-08-10  No. 4229  You are my son, Shine, my only son, Shine...
2020-08-11  No. 4230  At this rate, Albert's brother-in-law Steve is never going to . . .
2020-08-12  No. 4231  I remember drawing this strip like it was yesterday.
2020-08-13  No. 4232  Well, it's another Inquisition, but this time it ain't Spanish. . . .
2020-08-14  No. 4233  This is where Postcard, from Postcard, sends a postcard.
2020-08-15  No. 4234  It is for good reason that I have always said . . .
2020-08-16  No. 4235  Apparently some of them escaped. Get them, you fools!
2020-08-17  No. 4236  Don't panic! 3... 2... 1... OK, now you can panic.
2020-08-18  No. 4237  Greg, our deputy art editor/elite field operative/Threes Stooges cast reject, . . .
2020-08-19  No. 4238  I don't feel like I've slept. Ever.
2020-08-20  No. 4239  At this rate, Albert's brother-in-law Steve is never going to . . .
2020-08-21  No. 4240  I don't need to remind you that... Well, I don't need . . .
2020-08-22  No. 4241  Buy now! 50% off Lorem Ipsum IN YOUR AREA!
2020-08-23  No. 4242  Tim Braseby wasn't even formally acknowledged as a member of . . .
2020-08-24  No. 4243  At this rate, Albert's brother-in-law Steve is never going to . . .
2020-08-25  No. 4244  With apologies to my line manager...
2020-08-26  No. 4245  Of course, you can't take the real one for a . . .
2020-08-27  No. 4246  What a stylish stylus.
2020-08-28  No. 4247  Depleted-uranium washbasins, ladies & gentlemen...
2020-08-29  No. 4248  At this rate, Albert's brother-in-law Steve is never going to . . .
2020-08-30  No. 4249  How long is a piece of width?
2020-08-31  No. 4250  Apropos of nothing, my dishwasher is broken.
2020-09-01  No. 4251  Enough to keep us all going for whole year without . . .
2020-09-02  No. 4252  You can tell the phone number is fake because the . . .
2020-09-03  No. 4253  I hear that goes well with... nothing, actually.
2020-09-04  No. 4254  Not everything we wrote was supposed to tie into some . . .
2020-09-05  No. 4255  Der heutige Comic ist wegen eines Unfalls mit einer Zeitmaschine . . .
2020-09-06  No. 4256  He's more of a Etoxiuq Nod.
2020-09-07  No. 4257  Here's another comic idea of mine: One of Amelia Braseby's . . .
2020-09-08  No. 4258  Really, the Internet has gone downhill every year since 2005 . . .
2020-09-09  No. 4259  There's more to contact lenses than meets the eye.
2020-09-10  No. 4260  Remind me never to temporarily remove a character's voice again. . . .
2020-09-11  No. 4261  The simple explanation being that she was uncredited when she . . .
2020-09-12  No. 4262  The simpler explanation being that she couldn't be the soloist. . . .
2020-09-13  No. 4263  The simplest explanation being that she was too busy writing . . .
2020-09-14  No. 4264  Open the comic's image as a .exe for a nice . . .
2020-09-15  No. 4265  Surprise!! Yes, Steve's other brother-in-law Albert has not been a werewolf . . .
2020-09-16  No. 4266  Surprise!! Yes, Steve's other brother-in-law Albert has been a werewolf all . . .
2020-09-17  No. 4267  That was barely enough to pay for the purchase of . . .
2020-09-18  No. 4268  This strip was manufactured in Vietnam.
2020-09-19  No. 4269  It's about as "educational" as this comic.
2020-09-20  No. 4270  Their secret agendas were assigned to them months ago, but . . .
2020-09-21  No. 4271  The occasional explosion can be expected. The long periods of . . .
2020-09-22  No. 4272  That's not what "that" means.
2020-09-23  No. 4273  Make sure to stay at least two metres away from . . .
2020-09-24  No. 4274  Well how about that? Sometimes this comic really surprises me. You . . .
2020-09-25  No. 4275  I know no-one asked for this, but I couldn't help . . .
2020-09-26  No. 4276  It must be wonderful to be a parrot. MARF.
2020-09-27  No. 4277  Reading recent feedback, it seems that the recently concluded comic . . .
2020-09-28  No. 4278  The most exciting Beethoven piece is in fact an obscure . . .
2020-09-29  No. 4279  I had no idea putting pine cones on pizza was . . .
2020-09-30  No. 4280  A few long standing questions answered: Yes, Mr McCauley was the . . .
2020-10-01  No. 4281  Apparently some readers have got it into their heads that . . .
2020-10-02  No. 4282  Well, it looks like the entire human race is dead. ... . . .
2020-10-03  No. 4283  Made in Kumasi
2020-10-04  No. 4284  Turn around. Now turn around again. See?
2020-10-05  No. 4285  ... Yeah, turning an image around 180 degrees is a . . .
2020-10-06  No. 4286  Of course, in the mirror universe turning something around 180 . . .
2020-10-07  No. 4287  The riches of heavy industry, my good* readers... * Oh what . . .
2020-10-08  No. 4288  I have discovered a truly marvellous proof of this, which . . .
2020-10-09  No. 4289  A while back I accidentally bought the wrong sized bag . . .
2020-10-10  No. 4290  Three months to go.
2020-10-11  No. 4291  Two months, seventy-nine days to go.
2020-10-12  No. 4292  We would like to give our assurances that this comic . . .
2020-10-13  No. 4293  This is why you don't leave the Playmobil lying around.
2020-10-14  No. 4294  It's more like what one would call "anti-music".
2020-10-15  No. 4295  You know what they say... so I won't repeat it . . .
2020-10-16  No. 4296  Given what's happening in this strip, you can readily imagine . . .
2020-10-17  No. 4297  Then I must welcome you to Peterborough. I assure you . . .
2020-10-18  No. 4298  Hunting for sandwiches is, surprisingly, harder.
2020-10-19  No. 4299  It's amazing how much information isn't available on the Internet...
2020-10-20  No. 4300  I have been asked if there is a Brian Braseby, . . .
2020-10-21  No. 4301  It turned out to be surprisingly easy to draw all . . .
2020-10-22  No. 4302  I almost thought I'd run out of types of undead . . .
2020-10-23  No. 4303  Hence his long-standing, immutable rule to never play any song . . .
2020-10-24  No. 4304  It's not Christmas yet. I'm 95% sure.
2020-10-25  No. 4305  Now I'm only 92% sure. I bet Edna has something . . .
2020-10-26  No. 4306  Sorry this one's grainy. Both of my drawing tablets were . . .
2020-10-27  No. 4307  She's a bit too sensitive to sound, isn't she?
2020-10-28  No. 4308  This is one of those concepts that gets more horrifying . . .
2020-10-29  No. 4309  The original version of this strip was coloured for hexachromats, . . .
2020-10-30  No. 4310  This comic is completely organic. So if it starts to smell, . . .
2020-10-31  No. 4311  Chicken gravy everywhere, but not a drop to drink...
2020-11-01  No. 4312  Hmm, now there's an idea. Henry Rigel vs. Capability Brown, . . .
2020-11-02  No. 4313  Eagle-eyed readers will have noticed that for the last dozen . . .
2020-11-03  No. 4314  We've been following the exploits of the Braseby family for . . .
2020-11-04  No. 4315  With apologies to the Exeter City Council...
2020-11-05  No. 4316  Speaking of Webcomic Time, it's worth remembering when you read . . .
2020-11-06  No. 4317  When dealing with musicians, to ensure that they're Beethoven themselves, . . .
2020-11-07  No. 4318  The recent comic with artwork optimised for hexachromats should not . . .
2020-11-08  No. 4319  This, people, is why you don't want your car to . . .
2020-11-09  No. 4320  Ooooooh... fatal mistake. That's paella, not risotto!
2020-11-10  No. 4321  Well, these boots are made for walkin', so evidently standing . . .
2020-11-11  No. 4322  Grant gawks at Gary as he gracefully gallops to a . . .
2020-11-12  No. 4323  It just works. Revolutionary, isn't it?
2020-11-13  No. 4324  I see that you too have also worked in Oil . . .
2020-11-14  No. 4325  Just to be clear, the "Postcard theme song" being passed . . .
2020-11-15  No. 4326  You know the classic movies Romancing the Stone and Jewel . . .
2020-11-16  No. 4327  I wouldn't treat that one as a confession, yet...
2020-11-17  No. 4328  I know I'm using that as a joke here, but . . .
2020-11-18  No. 4329  The good news is, we're not going to shoot you . . .
2020-11-19  No. 4330  Were the plan to seem good superficially, then it can . . .
2020-11-20  No. 4331  You'd be surprised how hard it is to work out . . .
2020-11-21  No. 4332  Life is like a box of chocolates. It comes in bite . . .
2020-11-22  No. 4333  No, I didn't forget about the cat. It was you . . .
2020-11-23  No. 4334  She washes rocks for a living. It's a thing, honest!
2020-11-24  No. 4335  I didn't know they made those in adult sizes.
2020-11-25  No. 4336  Remind me, what is it we're striving for here? Originality? . . .
2020-11-26  No. 4337  In this reality superhero comics never became a thing, because . . .
2020-11-27  No. 4338  What, like neutron bomb juggling, perhaps? ;-)
2020-11-28  No. 4339  This is what you get for trying to do anything . . .
2020-11-29  No. 4340  This project is bringing me to the depths of the . . .
2020-11-30  No. 4341  Ah, so that's where that duplicated entry went...
2020-12-01  No. 4342  Ah, so that's where that duplicated entry went...
2020-12-02  No. 4343  Ah, so that's where that triplicated entry went...
2020-12-03  No. 4344  Ah, so that's where that triplicated entry went...
2020-12-04  No. 4345  Or to take that idea a little bit further, nuclear . . .
2020-12-05  No. 4346  That's his off switch.
2020-12-06  No. 4347  Time to activate the ol' health insurance...
2020-12-07  No. 4348  And every year, peas are grown there.
2020-12-08  No. 4349  "That's not how you mimic!" "That's not how you mimic!"
2020-12-09  No. 4350  It is made in China, after all. And Lucy and . . .
2020-12-10  No. 4351  Hey, a new chapter in our excruciatingly long-running resident serious . . .
2020-12-11  No. 4352  There's a time and there's a place! 1956 - Budapest is . . .
2020-12-12  No. 4353  Hang on, I just thought of a few more definitions . . .
2020-12-13  No. 4354  Hey guys, I've got a new competition for you! So, as . . .
2020-12-14  No. 4355  I'm sorry you had to hear that. … With your . . .
2020-12-15  No. 4356  If it were the Necronomicon, this would make a lot . . .
2020-12-16  No. 4357  Sori, dwi ddim yn siarad Cymraeg!
2020-12-17  No. 4358  Soundtrack by The Beatles, Queen, and my cousin's school choir.
2020-12-18  No. 4359  Do you agree? (I refuse to tell you with what.)
2020-12-19  No. 4360  Some people hire code ninjas to work on their software . . .
2020-12-20  No. 4361  Well, here's the issue, we haven't actually visited Latvia in . . .
2020-12-21  No. 4362  Woohoo, 243-day weekend!
2020-12-22  No. 4363  Golf over the gulf with gulls...
2020-12-23  No. 4364  That's almost certainly a copyright violation.
2020-12-24  No. 4365  Oh, and in case you're reading this in the future, . . .
2020-12-25  No. 4366  A reader recently submitted this question: "What genre would Postcard . . .
2020-12-26  No. 4367  HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK!
2020-12-27  No. 4368  Pro Tip: Lorem ipsum is a nice tool to check . . .
2020-12-28  No. 4369  This had been occuring for a good 4 months now, . . .
2020-12-29  No. 4370  I've been advised by a registered medical professional that taking . . .
2020-12-30  No. 4371  Well that's just swell.
2020-12-31  No. 4372  Or trying the keys of either B flat Major or . . .
2021-01-01  No. 4373  And you thought Lieutenant Mozzarella was a myth!
2021-01-02  No. 4374  And the original was from Warwickshire too, so perhaps they're . . .
2021-01-03  No. 4375  And behind that door is Ludwig Boltzmann, demanding a few . . .
2021-01-04  No. 4376  Keep in mind that this story takes place before the . . .
2021-01-05  No. 4377  It begins.
2021-01-06  No. 4378  Favourite book: "The British Traffic Signs Compendium for the year . . .
2021-01-07  No. 4379  Don't be confused by the change in their character designs. . . .
2021-01-08  No. 4380  Life is random like that.
2021-01-09  No. 4381  He had nothing to lose and still managed to lose . . .
2021-01-10  No. 4382  Yes, Lenny has a new haircut! Yes... he went to a . . .
2021-01-11  No. 4383  Don't forget to remember to forget to not forget!
2021-01-12  No. 4384  So, that's what, the seventh mortgage she's taken out on . . .
2021-01-13  No. 4385  I always go back to singing, when given the opportunity.
2021-01-14  No. 4386  This is the first time since the rule change in . . .
2021-01-15  No. 4387  Third house on the left!
2021-01-16  No. 4388  Why is this site suddenly trending on Twitter? ... Oh no, not . . .
2021-01-17  No. 4389  And a partridge in a snake pit!
2021-01-18  No. 4390  I mean, who else would be zany enough to write . . .
2021-01-19  No. 4391  It all just keeps coming back to Lully, doesn't it?
2021-01-20  No. 4392  That's one for the common rules less written!
2021-01-21  No. 4393  Good thing he started brushing his teeth again, right?
2021-01-22  No. 4394  It's a well known fact in art history and art . . .
2021-01-23  No. 4395  In moderation, and with your consent, of course.
2021-01-24  No. 4396  If you say I'm a hot mess, then at least . . .
2021-01-25  No. 4397  "Captain Industry" quite possibly makes for one of the odder . . .
2021-01-26  No. 4398  You're fired. Yes, you.
2021-01-27  No. 4399  One of our artists has a habit of inserting at . . .
2021-01-28  No. 4400  Wait, "sidekick" or "psychic"?
2021-01-29  No. 4401  Ttttttrrrrryyyyiiinnnnnggggg tttttoooooo ssssstttttoooooppppp...........
2021-01-30  No. 4402  You heard him say "scaffolding" too, right?
2021-01-31  No. 4403  No, there's no way it should have taken that long, . . .
2021-02-01  No. 4404  The standard tools you use to fix a printer, obviously.
2021-02-02  No. 4405  No, don't cry - it's just a toy. Don't cry...
2021-02-03  No. 4406  Lenny built the Turing machine out strands of spaghetti, marshmallows, . . .
2021-02-04  No. 4407  Hydroiodic acid, hmm...
2021-02-05  No. 4408  Who is to say that what's in the comic isn't . . .
2021-02-06  No. 4409  What a horrible nightmare...
2021-02-07  No. 4410  The WiFi connectivity keeps you safe by ensuring you can't . . .
2021-02-08  No. 4411  The second panel was an experimental composition involving the use . . .
2021-02-09  No. 4412  The flatbread recipe actually works. I mean, of course it does. . . .
2021-02-10  No. 4413  Yes, she was also my favourite character growing up. Could . . .
2021-02-11  No. 4414  He omitted what from the sausages?!
2021-02-12  No. 4415  It turns out I made a serious financial mistake when . . .
2021-02-13  No. 4416  I know enough not to want to know any more.
2021-02-14  No. 4417  Somehow I doubt that the "Fountain of Crude Oil" actually . . .
2021-02-15  No. 4418  For some reason I am reminded of the taste of . . .
2021-02-16  No. 4419  THIS IS NOT A DRILL! It's a glue gun!
2021-02-17  No. 4420  Well, if it's not in the contract...
2021-02-18  No. 4421  Or perhaaaaps... someone hacked the Smart Beans(tm) to eavesdrop on . . .
2021-02-19  No. 4422  Lenny is drinking a non-alcoholic cocktail. All of the alcohol has . . .
2021-02-20  No. 4423  I told you it was the beans, but would you . . .
2021-02-21  No. 4424  SINGLE FEMALE COWBIRDS IN YOUR AREA
2021-02-22  No. 4425  I think we had previously deployed those exact same tropes . . .
2021-02-23  No. 4426  Heat vision to the rescue! Don't we all wish we had . . .
2021-02-24  No. 4427  I have an odd feeling that Yoda isn't going to . . .
2021-02-25  No. 4428  I don't think there's a single character in Postcard that . . .
2021-02-26  No. 4429  brb disappearing into the sewers and becoming a rat
2021-02-27  No. 4430  Today's comic was written by my lawyer's great-aunt and illustrated . . .
2021-02-28  No. 4431  Sorry for the unannounced hiatus. I was just vibing, y'know?
2021-03-01  No. 4432  I'm trying it with more corn flakes and not as . . .
2021-03-02  No. 4433  It's not a continuity error for her to have been . . .
2021-03-03  No. 4434  Made of pure envy... Nice.
2021-03-04  No. 4435  My evil twin is currently writing the anti-Postcard.
2021-03-05  No. 4436  All we know is that he's called... Antonín Dvořák!
2021-03-06  No. 4437  It seems the final two episodes of Amanda's giant mecha . . .
2021-03-07  No. 4438  And everyone in McDonald's is eating the meat of Ronald . . .
2021-03-08  No. 4439  Oh, believe me, when I start a story arc, I . . .
2021-03-09  No. 4440  Turns out it was the wrong kind of rice vinegar . . .
2021-03-10  No. 4441  Kekkonen, Kekkonen, Kekkonen...
2021-03-11  No. 4442  My work here is done. ... Literally. I made a . . .
2021-03-12  No. 4443  Because Juliet is too cliché; Mary is too obvious; Anne . . .
2021-03-13  No. 4444  Great, another character I need to make plush toys of...
2021-03-14  No. 4445  Mate, I buy my ink in bulk. So...come an' 'ave . . .
2021-03-15  No. 4446  It's a silent disco. Nobody's actually hearing any music at all. . . .
2021-03-16  No. 4447  Here comes the sun. Get out of the way!!!
2021-03-17  No. 4448  Shrimps or prawns? I never really could tell the difference...
2021-03-18  No. 4449  Turns out "not tested on animals" means they didn't even . . .
2021-03-19  No. 4450  The recipe in the comic actually works. It might perhaps work . . .
2021-03-20  No. 4451  The rules of the contest... are simple, yet complex. The . . .
2021-03-21  No. 4452  Ask a gorilla.
2021-03-22  No. 4453  Rather than being drawn, today's comic has been procedurally generated . . .
2021-03-23  No. 4454  I often make comics in my breaks from work. Well... . . .
2021-03-24  No. 4455  Am I implying that she was reponsible for every single . . .
2021-03-25  No. 4456  A long-time reader recently contacted me, in some surprise that . . .
2021-03-26  No. 4457  Death Vader?
2021-03-27  No. 4458  Give Mr. Mussorgsky his answer, and then be on your . . .
2021-03-28  No. 4459  'Tis an old-fashioned way of speaking, methinks.
2021-03-29  No. 4460  Eh... the joke worked in my head.
2021-03-30  No. 4461  With respect to the aforementioned remark, no I don't think . . .
2021-03-31  No. 4462  Flip a coin. If you get heads, flip again. Keep . . .
2021-04-01  No. 4463  And tomorrow, we (and by that I mean "I"), along . . .
2021-04-02  No. 4464  I've adopted some of the principles of jazz music in . . .
2021-04-03  No. 4465  Ever feel like you've used up all the good ideas . . .
2021-04-04  No. 4466  As we all ought to know, all the best Piranha . . .
2021-04-05  No. 4467  The lethal dose is four. Unless we're talking about Margaret's meatloaf, . . .
2021-04-06  No. 4468  At this point you really all ought to know by . . .
2021-04-07  No. 4469  For the time being, this strip's plot is self-contained and . . .
2021-04-08  No. 4470  Yes, I've been in situations where confusing smoothies with milkshakes . . .
2021-04-09  No. 4471  * Not all waffles taste like wafers.
2021-04-10  No. 4472  Not to be confused with the categorical catastrophe of the . . .
2021-04-11  No. 4473  It's awful. It's just absolutely awful. Terrible. Dreadful. Appalling. Ghastly. . . .
2021-04-12  No. 4474  There are only a finite number of combinations, and there . . .
2021-04-13  No. 4475  Evidently one of the more novel ways to troll geocachers. . . .
2021-04-14  No. 4476  Historically, people used to do this with iron hammers and . . .
2021-04-15  No. 4477  Sorry for resorting to narration and violating "Show, Don't Tell", . . .
2021-04-16  No. 4478  No, that was the proscribed method, not the prescribed one, . . .
2021-04-17  No. 4479  I once read a short murder mystery story where the . . .
2021-04-18  No. 4480  There are no known side effects. There are top effects, bottom . . .
2021-04-19  No. 4481  I have been given a directive from our editorial staff . . .
2021-04-20  No. 4482  In the Eternal Struggle between Man and Nature, the score . . .
2021-04-21  No. 4483  No, this entire story arc was not just a setup . . .
2021-04-22  No. 4484  That is...not where... ... Ugh! So, guess who just realised that he messed . . .
2021-04-23  No. 4485  We haven't seen what Major Hamm has been up to . . .
2021-04-24  No. 4486  I'm not really into Christmas. But I'm very big in . . .
2021-04-25  No. 4487  There's that itch scratched for another 3 months, at least.
2021-04-26  No. 4488  A rare insight into my strip creation process - the . . .
2021-04-27  No. 4489  Now there's a tune that makes me want to scoff . . .
2021-04-28  No. 4490  We warned you. And they warned us. And you warned . . .
2021-04-29  No. 4491  I'm not really sure what's going on here. I thought I . . .
2021-04-30  No. 4492  When I... Ah... Oh. Bother. Methinks we've only gone and used the wrong . . .
2021-05-01  No. 4493  But they didn't warn you! And we didn't warn them! . . .
2021-05-02  No. 4494  And the story arc for the next five weeks is . . .
2021-05-03  No. 4495  Get ready to yeti!
2021-05-04  No. 4496  I was told that the extra in the fifth panel . . .
2021-05-05  No. 4497  Hugo Plibbleton-Braseby... ... Shall we just say that he is very much . . .
2021-05-06  No. 4498  Of all the gin joints in all the towns in . . .
2021-05-07  No. 4499  It turns out 50,000,000 Elvis fans can quite easily be . . .
2021-05-08  No. 4500  They always say: Write what you know. I just want to . . .
2021-05-09  No. 4501  I have a problem: every time I play a new . . .
2021-05-10  No. 4502  Only longtime readers will remember that Comments on a Postcard . . .
2021-05-11  No. 4503  Raised by gamers?
2021-05-12  No. 4504  Day 954: We're down to our last five chocolate mini-rolls. . . .
2021-05-13  No. 4505  That's an actual error message from my editing software, but . . .
2021-05-14  No. 4506  It is perfectly possible to substitute cheese for whipped cream . . .
2021-05-15  No. 4507  Who wore it better? Was it Marie Antoinette? Or was . . .
2021-05-16  No. 4508  Most writers create characters, just not usually in a Frankenstein-like . . .
2021-05-17  No. 4509  It's a shame that the Ancient Egyptian script was lost . . .
2021-05-18  No. 4510  I intended to stay up late writing comics, but accidentally . . .
2021-05-19  No. 4511  I predict disappointment to set in at about 5 months, . . .
2021-05-20  No. 4512  You have five minutes. Your time starts... NOW!
2021-05-21  No. 4513  It's not over until the fat webcomic author sings!
2021-05-22  No. 4514  The first time that Amanda met Basil Braseby, he tried . . .
2021-05-23  No. 4515  Anything less than 6 distinct chords and the songwriting risks . . .
2021-05-24  No. 4516  It's not as obscure if you happen to live there, . . .
2021-05-25  No. 4517  Someone's been enriched, but it's no-one we're looking at right . . .
2021-05-26  No. 4518  If you knew all of the effort that I put . . .
2021-05-27  No. 4519  His next most frivolous purchase was that 4D printer.
2021-05-28  No. 4520  Now is not a good time to discuss Economic Theory! That . . .
2021-05-29  No. 4521  I stayed up for four straight nights to construct the . . .
2021-05-30  No. 4522  Percy Grainger would not have approved of Piranha Opera, believe . . .
2021-05-31  No. 4523  This comic is now available on-demand via most streaming services. The . . .
2021-06-01  No. 4524  I finished making this comic quicker than usual. ... Now . . .
2021-06-02  No. 4525  Mohorovičić discontinuity. No, I'm not going in any particular direction with . . .
2021-06-03  No. 4526  This strip is the result of my reader competition, where . . .
2021-06-04  No. 4527  Not only is there no word - in any language . . .
2021-06-05  No. 4528  "The emotion everyone felt in panel 7 last comic." Still doesn't . . .
2021-06-06  No. 4529  Certainly not the most demented thing we've done in one . . .
2021-06-07  No. 4530  The trap is triggered by the presence of a strong . . .
2021-06-08  No. 4531  "Welsh Country Garden", whilst certainly a pleasant place to visit . . .
2021-06-09  No. 4532  The world is a dangerous place. But, if you happen . . .
2021-06-10  No. 4533  It's to clean off the whiteboards and monitors.
2021-06-11  No. 4534  But then again, what didn't happen that year?
2021-06-12  No. 4535  My life would be a lot easier if other people . . .
2021-06-13  No. 4536  *points at a comically oversized watch where the numbers are . . .
2021-06-14  No. 4537  Soooo... who wants to discuss coal mining? Anyone? Fine then.
2021-06-15  No. 4538  Also, you can't prove your identity without an ID card, . . .
2021-06-16  No. 4539  Not the best way to wire an LED light, as . . .
2021-06-17  No. 4540  It's not as dangerous as it looks. Sure, it looks like . . .
2021-06-18  No. 4541  A reader submitted this question to us: Dear Postcard, for all . . .
2021-06-19  No. 4542  Good doggy! Now, plug the other end of the cable . . .
2021-06-20  No. 4543  If you're using a wide colour gamut/high dynamic range monitor, . . .
2021-06-21  No. 4544  This is the first time Edna has ever failed a . . .
2021-06-22  No. 4545  Trivia: Most of Zachary Braseby's symphonies were composed at times . . .
2021-06-23  No. 4546  Here at Postcard Central* we've recently converted from fossil fuels . . .
2021-06-24  No. 4547  Gotta do it eventually.
2021-06-25  No. 4548  Mae'r llwynog brown cyflym yn neidio dros y ci diog. . . .
2021-06-26  No. 4549  The butter-pie effect?
2021-06-27  No. 4550  It would be a really bad idea if that failed...
2021-06-28  No. 4551  How pipe is length a of wide. Or so they say.
2021-06-29  No. 4552  The wheat weight wants what the week wait won't.
2021-06-30  No. 4553  They're New World monkeys, not Old World monkeys. But they're Old . . .
2021-07-01  No. 4554  Sincere thanks to the residents of Canvey Island for allowing . . .
2021-07-02  No. 4555  It's a penguin, that's from Iapetus, and it dances the . . .
2021-07-03  No. 4556  It's amazing what one day of holiday can do.
2021-07-04  No. 4557  Hence the mantra, "Mynydd Mountain is not for sale!"...
2021-07-05  No. 4558  A worrying development, to be sure.
2021-07-06  No. 4559  I'm staring at what I've done to this page, and . . .
2021-07-07  No. 4560  I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're . . .
2021-07-08  No. 4561  That's a little trick that the Engineers are hoping the . . .
2021-07-09  No. 4562  I must be a newer reader because that went over . . .
2021-07-10  No. 4563  I wouldn't consider that one a retrocession just yet...
2021-07-11  No. 4564  That's right, it's national fire and sneezing day!
2021-07-12  No. 4565  If it fits, it ships anywhere in the country for . . .
2021-07-13  No. 4566  My internet connection is so slow today, I have no . . .
2021-07-14  No. 4567  This is why the Earth has just 15 time zones . . .
2021-07-15  No. 4568  Come on, would I tell the truth to you?
2021-07-16  No. 4569  Unfortunately the loophole only works if he waits another two . . .
2021-07-17  No. 4570  That'd take a lot of Lego.
2021-07-18  No. 4571  To the old halt he did a wander, A perplexed look . . .
2021-07-19  No. 4572  Albeit not until the next time they visit Sweden.
2021-07-20  No. 4573  The absence of any critical change over a 15 month . . .
2021-07-21  No. 4574  Figures from the January-March quarter show that it consisted of . . .
2021-07-22  No. 4575  Nope, scratch that. Spoke too soon.
2021-07-23  No. 4576  Unfortunately the recipe book does not contain any recipes for . . .
2021-07-24  No. 4577  Today's strip comes in mild, medium, hot, and extra hot . . .
2021-07-25  No. 4578  Oh wonderful! Now even I have forgotten who's been financing . . .
2021-07-26  No. 4579  Fortunately, the recipe book contains no less than three recipes . . .
2021-07-27  No. 4580  Next, it'll be Major Hamm's turn to write the analysis . . .
2021-07-28  No. 4581  I wasn't initially aware that the currency of Longoniva was . . .
2021-07-29  No. 4582  We're taking Postcard on the road again! It's a grand tour . . .
2021-07-30  No. 4583  This morning I was informed that The Barley Mow has . . .
2021-07-31  No. 4584  Sammy Scissor Sits Silently Sowing Seeds, Solelmly Sacrificing Sixty Sundays.
2021-08-01  No. 4585  That might be how dragons are normally born, for all . . .
2021-08-02  No. 4586  That's the risk you take when you buy rare goods. . . .
2021-08-03  No. 4587  San Bernardino, San Francisco, but not San Diego.
2021-08-04  No. 4588  Incidental music composed by Claudio Monteverdi, Franz Schubert, Gabriel Fauré, . . .
2021-08-05  No. 4589  And the fog rolls in.
2021-08-06  No. 4590  It took me until this year to learn what that . . .
2021-08-07  No. 4591  That's nice, but it is rather dependent on us all . . .
2021-08-08  No. 4592  He sure could have used that chimney right about now...
2021-08-09  No. 4593  Meanwhile, the other John celebrates finally getting his first Twitter . . .
2021-08-10  No. 4594  They're trying to answer the (two-part) Great Question: Is there Life . . .
2021-08-11  No. 4595  The eels are nicely coated in garlic butter, but Preston . . .
2021-08-12  No. 4596  No, and stop asking. Try mint choc-chip ice cream instead.
2021-08-13  No. 4597  Unsurprisingly, the Answer to both parts is "No." "But if something . . .
2021-08-14  No. 4598  Fun fact: All of the legal information in this strip . . .
2021-08-15  No. 4599  For all of the preparation, the wedding is going surprisingly . . .
2021-08-16  No. 4600  A Casserole. Ingredients: Don't Ask.
2021-08-17  No. 4601  "Help, help! I was tied to these train tracks but . . .
2021-08-18  No. 4602  If I had half a bob for every time someone . . .
2021-08-19  No. 4603  Yes, they really did make one!
2021-08-20  No. 4604  The horse speaks Norse when choosing cooking sauce, using the . . .
2021-08-21  No. 4605  Then, a brief argument broke out over the most common . . .
2021-08-22  No. 4606  Blackdrip doesn't make mistakes. He cultivates them carefully, nurturing the raw . . .
2021-08-23  No. 4607  Old Mr. Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff had the worst of luck in contracting . . .
2021-08-24  No. 4608  The thing about the MINDLab is that you don't actually . . .
2021-08-25  No. 4609  Rock the... ASDA? That doesn't seem right.
2021-08-26  No. 4610  These planetary pictures might not look like much, but that's . . .
2021-08-27  No. 4611  Though if I don't overuse a device or a gimmick, . . .
2021-08-28  No. 4612  It's heartbreaking, really. Antonio should not have dropped that heart during . . .
2021-08-29  No. 4613  Due to a foot injury, I drew today's strip using . . .
2021-08-30  No. 4614  To say that our ideas approval process is "rather suspect" . . .
2021-08-31  No. 4615  Types of pandas: Red pandas Fake pandas
2021-09-01  No. 4616  It's like the old fable about the dog and the . . .
2021-09-02  No. 4617  Don't forget to wash your eyes before you go!
2021-09-03  No. 4618  And that's why we need cabbage.
2021-09-04  No. 4619  It's surprisingly hard to convince a computer to stay positive.
2021-09-05  No. 4620  The Spleen is an amazing organ. In this case "The Spleen" . . .
2021-09-06  No. 4621  The tales surrounding the May of 1913 premier of Igor . . .
2021-09-07  No. 4622  The best customer service in the multiverse! It certainly makes . . .
2021-09-08  No. 4623  Meanwhile, the other other John has just discovered Myspace!
2021-09-09  No. 4624  With apologies to the planning department of the Oslo city . . .
2021-09-10  No. 4625  It's a new world record! This calls for inconsolable sobbing.
2021-09-11  No. 4626  Just use a really hot oil for this dish. That's it. . . .
2021-09-12  No. 4627  Ok, new topic: "The viability of using energy as a form . . .
2021-09-13  No. 4628  Apologies for the recent issues - I had just reorganised . . .
2021-09-14  No. 4629  This new dialect of English sweeps the world so quickly . . .
2021-09-15  No. 4630  Most likely explanation is that they changed the formulation of . . .
2021-09-16  No. 4631  In order to protect you from scams, we must insist . . .
2021-09-17  No. 4632  In fact, it's his hat that was 3D printed.
2021-09-18  No. 4633  I've been doing some substitute teaching at a local school . . .
2021-09-19  No. 4634  This statement is a yes, banana or penguin?
2021-09-20  No. 4635  It's amazing how somebody can be in absolutely no danger . . .
2021-09-21  No. 4636  The schedule was drawn up by Miss Management, the secret . . .
2021-09-22  No. 4637  Charity Braseby quite possibly has to be the meanest person . . .
2021-09-23  No. 4638  Jenever, also known as "Dutch gin", is a traditional juniper-flavoured . . .
2021-09-24  No. 4639  "Stolider" may or may not be a word, but that . . .
2021-09-25  No. 4640  Don't get me wrong - I like Space Jam. I . . .
2021-09-26  No. 4641  This is why you should never put avocado spread on . . .
2021-09-27  No. 4642  "Divine Right of Kings", or so he says, a classic . . .
2021-09-28  No. 4643  A sphere is what you get when you start out . . .
2021-09-29  No. 4644  An opportunity for a good moan is never passed up . . .
2021-09-30  No. 4645  As we are all aware, Wayne has been saying that . . .
2021-10-01  No. 4646  Is that wedding bells I hear ringing?? Seriously, I can hear . . .
2021-10-02  No. 4647  One would've thought that building a tourist railway up the . . .
2021-10-03  No. 4648  The $900 price tag does not, of course, include the . . .
2021-10-04  No. 4649  In the real world, experts tell us that autonomous AI-controlled . . .
2021-10-05  No. 4650  504 Gateway Time-out
2021-10-06  No. 4651  Forestry and farming, the world's pre-eminent growth industries!
2021-10-07  No. 4652  While in the real world, they also don't require payment . . .
2021-10-08  No. 4653  Comic update comic update comic. Update comic? Update comic update. . . .
2021-10-09  No. 4654  There's a whole thing about whether Moses's staff turned into . . .
2021-10-10  No. 4655  I saw a manatee the other day and I asked . . .
2021-10-11  No. 4656  Bwap bwap bwap bwap bwap bwap bwap bwap bwap bwap . . .
2021-10-12  No. 4657  Those of you who are stuck in vim and cannot . . .
2021-10-13  No. 4658  Hmm, now in this game I'm rather torn. I'd pick . . .
2021-10-14  No. 4659  Due to European Union regulations, within the EU this comic . . .
2021-10-15  No. 4660  Okay, I was exaggerating slightly. I do have chocolate chip.
2021-10-16  No. 4661  Technically speaking, Parody Month 2014 is still ongoing as we . . .
2021-10-17  No. 4662  Trust me. Am I ever wrong?
2021-10-18  No. 4663  I've put a significant amount of money into Bitcoin, but . . .
2021-10-19  No. 4664  Is that chartreuse paint we see before us in the . . .
2021-10-20  No. 4665  The flying saucer design was a remarkable breakthrough, not because . . .
2021-10-21  No. 4666  Yes, the enforcement of the bag rule is arbitrary and . . .
2021-10-22  No. 4667  Just think about how sharply we could cut global methane . . .
2021-10-23  No. 4668  They really are playing it too fast, aren't they?
2021-10-24  No. 4669  A research group at Cambridge University has done possibly the . . .
2021-10-25  No. 4670  Splintered, perfectly splintered. I'll give a fuller explanation in a couple . . .
2021-10-26  No. 4671  It's a street market. They sell streets.
2021-10-27  No. 4672  There's a nasty strain of Ebola going around, so for . . .
2021-10-28  No. 4673  When it turns out that the individual in question is . . .
2021-10-29  No. 4674  I learnt recently that "cauliflower rice" is not, as I'd . . .
2021-10-30  No. 4675  I have been reliably informed that "chicken rice" is not, . . .
2021-10-31  No. 4676  Thanks to the tangle that is the Braseby family genealogical . . .
2021-11-01  No. 4677  Turning this around the other way, it's possible that Lenny . . .
2021-11-02  No. 4678  I had that tune stuck in my head for years, . . .
2021-11-03  No. 4679  Quaint contradictory colloquialisms cause counteracted consternation, curious quandary currently que. . .. . .
2021-11-04  No. 4680  This is my entry into the contest. If I win . . .
2021-11-05  No. 4681  It's always embarrassing when you call the wrong person.
2021-11-06  No. 4682  Roy Orbison is technically immortal in that particular timeline.
2021-11-07  No. 4683  The events of this comic take place over a full . . .
2021-11-08  No. 4684  The events of this comic take place over a full . . .
2021-11-09  No. 4685  Technically, the human characters are also anthropomorphic animals.
2021-11-10  No. 4686  Why I allowed myself to edit that Wikipedia article at . . .
2021-11-11  No. 4687  There should actually be nineteen of them in the box . . .
2021-11-12  No. 4688  Also a brand of beer, but we don't like to . . .
2021-11-13  No. 4689  ... Alright, and sheep too.
2021-11-14  No. 4690  If it's not clear how this relates to the lack . . .
2021-11-15  No. 4691  Was the Minks of Minsk story arc even supposed to . . .
2021-11-16  No. 4692  The new species of mosquito is twice as large, its . . .
2021-11-17  No. 4693  The horn-tailed pipwit is, by most accounts, not a particularly . . .
2021-11-18  No. 4694  Why do you need me to provide commentary on this?! . . .
2021-11-19  No. 4695  Entering the firing range requires ten days' advance permission.
2021-11-20  No. 4696  It's duck, not chicken. That test of nerves where two people . . .
2021-11-21  No. 4697  Sorry, but Henry Rigel's compost supply is not for sale!
2021-11-22  No. 4698  Enough faffing about! It's time to get to work!
2021-11-23  No. 4699  I had to make strong use of the infinite canvas . . .
2021-11-24  No. 4700  Found what when and where...? Ah, 'twould appear that there . . .
2021-11-25  No. 4701  Everybody should build a replica of Noah's Ark at least . . .
2021-11-26  No. 4702  Strip No. 6000 contains what we're all looking for. Just . . .
2021-11-27  No. 4703  This diagram concisely and definitively proves that P does, in . . .
2021-11-28  No. 4704  You may need to update your browser to view today's . . .
2021-11-29  No. 4705  You would not believe how little information there is available . . .
2021-11-30  No. 4706  "How low can you go?" is a question that will . . .
2021-12-01  No. 4707  This is why you should never let Shamili Braseby anywhere . . .
2021-12-02  No. 4708  Is this sugar? No! This. Is. Aspartame!
2021-12-03  No. 4709  I believe this is perfectly legal in Bermuda. Drawing this comic, . . .
2021-12-04  No. 4710  A calamitous cacophony would cool the coals considerably.
2021-12-05  No. 4711  Which is why everybody should have two cheese graters.
2021-12-06  No. 4712  Which is why everybody should have two great cheeses.
2021-12-07  No. 4713  This is only a small part of the flowchart. The . . .
2021-12-08  No. 4714  Failing at failing, an interesting concept to say the least.
2021-12-09  No. 4715  Good luck solving that particular mystery - even I haven't . . .
2021-12-10  No. 4716  Scenic panoramas like these can and often are filmed, and . . .
2021-12-11  No. 4717  The dragon is not real. It's a construction of mostly . . .
2021-12-12  No. 4718  The badgers were only the start of it...
2021-12-13  No. 4719  They have their own lives. It might take a while . . .
2021-12-14  No. 4720  ... and the weasels will be the end-all, so it . . .
2021-12-15  No. 4721  Well, strike me down with a feather and weigh my . . .
2021-12-16  No. 4722  That particular feature actually can't be disabled.
2021-12-17  No. 4723  Is this an independent convenience store? No! This. Is. Spar!
2021-12-18  No. 4724  Note: Using a printout of this comic as tinder to . . .
2021-12-19  No. 4725  Two steps back, four steps left, one step vertically upwards.
2021-12-20  No. 4726  If you don't keep faith with me, I won't keep . . .
2021-12-21  No. 4727  I've managed to reverse engineer the source code to the . . .
2021-12-22  No. 4728  You may think that Preston's idiom is incorrect, but it's . . .
2021-12-23  No. 4729  Sorry, but Amelia Braseby's homemade custard flan is very much . . .
2021-12-24  No. 4730  One could say the builders of the crypt made a... . . .
2021-12-25  No. 4731  This is another consequence of climate change in this universe. . . .
2021-12-26  No. 4732  And that fellow at the back there is an author . . .
2021-12-27  No. 4733  It's much easier to do if you always carry a . . .
2021-12-28  No. 4734  Will we ever manage to have a shower whose water . . .
2021-12-29  No. 4735  This comic is actually a sneak preview of Postcard's forthcoming . . .
2021-12-30  No. 4736  Does it involve mentioning "squangleflibberdoodle" by any chance?
2021-12-31  No. 4737  The northern part of the country is very different to . . .
2022-01-01  No. 4738  Why Elizabeth Taylor? Why not Elizabeth Taylor?
2022-01-02  No. 4739  I suppose I really should have done the Prologue before . . .
2022-01-03  No. 4740  We still have no plans to disclose exactly how Arthur . . .
2022-01-04  No. 4741  Toilet paper Toothpaste Kitchen towels Potato chips Chocolate Bread Brown rice Muesli Plai. . .. . .
2022-01-05  No. 4742  It's like being in a time loop, without the time . . .
2022-01-06  No. 4743  And for that matter, the company also claims that its . . .
2022-01-07  No. 4744  It's a long way to the top if you want . . .
2022-01-08  No. 4745  If I told you you have a beautiful branding iron, . . .
2022-01-09  No. 4746  As referenced on Line. 45, Page 536 of Henry Rigel's . . .
2022-01-10  No. 4747  This is a reboot of Greek mythology, featuring a female . . .
2022-01-11  No. 4748  I do not intend to make Countess von Hohenstapellaufenwitz a . . .
2022-01-12  No. 4749  If I somehow manage to repeat myself at any point, . . .
2022-01-13  No. 4750  You could say it's insufferable, but that would require you . . .
2022-01-14  No. 4751  Look here and listen closely - if I can't find . . .
2022-01-15  No. 4752  The ice cream is lobster flavoured, and the lobster is . . .
2022-01-16  No. 4753  I listen to the same number of serious podcasts as . . .
2022-01-17  No. 4754  Preston is taking a tour through the artisanal cheeses of . . .
2022-01-18  No. 4755  It may be claimed that the act of chasing sheep . . .
2022-01-19  No. 4756  At some point you just have to admit that there's . . .
2022-01-20  No. 4757  "Intercession" or "Intervention"? The Oxford English Dictionary will decide!
2022-01-21  No. 4758  Hyper-Tokyo is not the same as Neo-Tokyo, though it's a . . .
2022-01-22  No. 4759  Hyper-Tokyo is not the same as Neo-Tokyo, though it's a . . .
2022-01-23  No. 4760  The events in this strip take place in an infinitely . . .
2022-01-24  No. 4761  Bringing this truculent youngster's sojourn to a close, his mother . . .
2022-01-25  No. 4762  Unfortunately the company that makes the infinity-pieces jigsaw puzzle ran . . .
2022-01-26  No. 4763  What's in your swimming pool?
2022-01-27  No. 4764  For people who don't like Brussels sprouts, Steve's brother-in-law Albert's . . .
2022-01-28  No. 4765  Machine learning, howling at the moon, and veganism: Just three . . .
2022-01-29  No. 4766  I wouldn't recommend eating chalk under any circumstances, with or . . .
2022-01-30  No. 4767  When cooking Thai food, be very careful not to confuse . . .
2022-01-31  No. 4768  The first panel in today's strip should not be viewed . . .
2022-02-01  No. 4769  Never been cleaner! Which actually disturbs me now that I . . .
2022-02-02  No. 4770  Lick an orange. It tastes like an orange. The strawberries . . .
2022-02-03  No. 4771  Why are you even reading this?
2022-02-04  No. 4772  iT waS In tHe CHOcolAtE eClAIr!!!!!!111one1!!!1eleven111!!
2022-02-05  No. 4773  This does not bode well for the mathematics section.
2022-02-06  No. 4774  Don't write in to say that the fax machine is . . .
2022-02-07  No. 4775  They named her after a tobacco product...?
2022-02-08  No. 4776  The music! It won't stop! The music!
2022-02-09  No. 4777  Yes folks, it's finally been revealed after all these years . . .
2022-02-10  No. 4778  I've been dragging my feet on drawing comics lately, and . . .
2022-02-11  No. 4779  They named a tobacco product after him...?
2022-02-12  No. 4780  Today's comic is brought to you by Uncle Joe's General . . .
2022-02-13  No. 4781  Ah. Now I understand. The very best of luck to . . .
2022-02-14  No. 4782  The title of the institution mentions a field, several in . . .
2022-02-15  No. 4783  When two people switch jobs, one of them will always . . .
2022-02-16  No. 4784  I recently learnt the word "crescent". I thought they were . . .
2022-02-17  No. 4785  Ah, it's that time again when the publication receives a . . .
2022-02-18  No. 4786  Blackdrip qualified to compete in the Winter Olympic Games, and . . .
2022-02-19  No. 4787  It's amazing just how much information you can find on . . .
2022-02-20  No. 4788  It only just about beats out "He stole what from . . .
2022-02-21  No. 4789  WARNING: That is an awful way to get a foreign . . .
2022-02-22  No. 4790  Look, it's the type of city that a seven-year-old would . . .
2022-02-23  No. 4791  At least this time there weren't any noodles involved.
2022-02-24  No. 4792  It's not just a Big Mac. It's a chocolate Big . . .
2022-02-25  No. 4793  The invasion of Norway was not as successful as one . . .
2022-02-26  No. 4794  My great-grandmother handed this recipe down. She never claimed it was . . .
2022-02-27  No. 4795  It's still too early to tell whether this might have . . .
2022-02-28  No. 4796  His water supply is on a meter, it's only a . . .
2022-03-01  No. 4797  Of all the gin joints in all the towns in . . .
2022-03-02  No. 4798  Edgbaston will just have to wait, even though I'm pretty . . .
2022-03-03  No. 4799  The one on the left doesn't work any more. Neither does . . .
2022-03-04  No. 4800  Yes, she's a superhero! She's been one all along! You just . . .
2022-03-05  No. 4801  Twickenham will just have to wait, even though I'm pretty . . .
2022-03-06  No. 4802  Why does nobody want to buy a hamburger?
2022-03-07  No. 4803  In the same way that William Webb Ellis decided to . . .
2022-03-08  No. 4804  Uttoxeter will just have to wait, even th... ... That's it, I'm . . .
2022-03-09  No. 4805  For some reason I've been absolutely ravenous every morning for . . .
2022-03-10  No. 4806  Have you been keeping an illicit vegetable garden in the . . .
2022-03-11  No. 4807  There is always somebody you can talk to - even . . .
2022-03-12  No. 4808  The gaboon viper lives in Gabon. Cameron Viper lives in Cameroon.
2022-03-13  No. 4809  If you recall, the internet was down that day. Marcus's . . .
2022-03-14  No. 4810  This comic is infused with garlic, so you can use . . .
2022-03-15  No. 4811  She has to go now, her planet needs her.
2022-03-16  No. 4812  It's all academic, really. That's what you get when you set . . .
2022-03-17  No. 4813  He has another job, so only puts half of his . . .
2022-03-18  No. 4814  Not every workplace gives you the freedom to bring in . . .
2022-03-19  No. 4815  What do you call a fish with 100 eyes? A fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii. . .
2022-03-20  No. 4816  Five times they've had to scrub that mission and start . . .
2022-03-21  No. 4817  Sorry for the lack of up-to-date personal news for the . . .
2022-03-25  No. 4818  ... Hello? Is this thing on?
2022-03-26  No. 4819  I've discovered another obscure webcomic today! Unfortunately, all of the . . .
2022-03-27  No. 4820  And if you believed that, I'll eat my hat.
2022-03-28  No. 4821  I can feel life returning to the Postcard meta-franchise!
2022-03-29  No. 4822  My hat, by the way, is made of soy fibre, . . .
2022-03-30  No. 4823  I wanted the other guy's hat, so we decided to . . .
2022-03-31  No. 4824  It was as if Sir Randolph Wren (our most prolific . . .
2022-04-01  No. 4825  Four different people in the coffee shop I'm typing this . . .
2022-04-02  No. 4826  Dogs are notoriously opposed to allowing people to sleep.
2022-04-03  No. 4827  Endarkening the skies Watch as plant-life dies   In the smog so looming, Gone . . .
2022-04-04  No. 4828  The dog also somehow ate the digital copy of the . . .
2022-04-05  No. 4829  Tomato and chocolate. Don't knock it until you try it. Then . . .
2022-04-06  No. 4830  I didn't stop writing because my doctor told me to . . .
2022-04-07  No. 4831  This work is licensed under an Uncreative Commons Licence. You . . .
2022-04-08  No. 4832  Something has gone very, very wrong. This should never have been . . .
2022-04-09  No. 4833  Yup, it's stick-figure art time again. It's a 30% pay . . .
2022-04-10  No. 4834  I feel like throwing a coffee cup through a glass . . .
2022-04-11  No. 4835  This was made as a buffer strip during the Christmas . . .
2022-04-12  No. 4836  Oboe or clarinet? I personally never could distinguish between the . . .
2022-04-13  No. 4837  The legendary guardian of the temple is currently busy praying. . . .
2022-04-14  No. 4838  When I was a child, we used to try to . . .
2022-04-15  No. 4839  He wrote the song himself. Can you tell?
2022-04-16  No. 4840  That's my bassoon you buffoon! Oh, now it's been taken . . .
2022-04-17  No. 4841  La La-la la la La-la la la La la la la-la la la . . .
2022-04-18  No. 4842  Ibetyouthey'llnevergetroundtopublishingthisentryohsnaptheyjustpublishedithelpI'mreallyindeeptroublet. . .
2022-04-19  No. 4843  Technically it's not an insect, but it is a fruit.
2022-04-20  No. 4844  This is the easiest way to get to Greenland. Granted, it . . .
2022-04-21  No. 4845  That one likes to receive his 5-minute warnings about an . . .
2022-04-22  No. 4846  Nobody in history has ever eaten this dish before. Not because . . .
2022-04-23  No. 4847  It's certainly confusing to the cleaning lady.
2022-04-24  No. 4848  So children, let that be a lesson as to why . . .
2022-04-25  No. 4849  It's the only football game Dumbledore has ever attended - . . .
2022-04-26  No. 4850  The wings are glazed with a honey-soy sauce. It does make . . .
2022-04-27  No. 4851  It was another one of those things that when it . . .
2022-04-28  No. 4852  It's usually impossible to simultaneously ruin the Thanksgivings of multiple . . .
2022-04-29  No. 4853  Due to the nature of how the film is screened, . . .
2022-04-30  No. 4854  I wrote this strip on 27th June 2042; compare that . . .
2022-05-01  No. 4855  I've come up with a new idea for a daily . . .
2022-05-02  No. 4856  What percentage of my readers will be naked when they . . .
2022-05-03  No. 4857  Now with 57.86532219074% more squangleflibberdoodle.
2022-05-04  No. 4858  The sepia tone used in this flashback is a stylistic . . .
2022-05-05  No. 4859  😀 🧐😯🤯
2022-05-06  No. 4860  My apologies for the meandering nature of this strip. I . . .
2022-05-07  No. 4861  My apologies for the incredibly hot shreds in this strip. . . .
2022-05-08  No. 4862  And playing the part of the butler of Lord Wilbert . . .
2022-05-09  No. 4863  This strip is best viewed by cutting it out, giving . . .
2022-05-10  No. 4864  It's the change of season, as footballs drop off the . . .
2022-05-11  No. 4865  At long last, the possibly anticipated Postcard iceberg video is . . .
2022-05-12  No. 4866  There are some ethical considerations to be taken into account . . .
2022-05-13  No. 4867  Though there is something to be said for paper manuscripts. . . .
2022-05-14  No. 4868  It's a fairly simple board game. Axis, Axis, Axis, Axis, and . . .
2022-05-15  No. 4869  This is the exact same image as strip 2962, but . . .
2022-05-16  No. 4870  This time, you're not welcome. But I'm going to help you . . .
2022-05-17  No. 4871  In this universe, "peanut butter" contains neither peanuts nor butter. It . . .
2022-05-18  No. 4872  He's either a Russian spy or utterly uninterested in getting . . .
2022-05-19  No. 4873  I would just like to point out on behalf of . . .
2022-05-20  No. 4874  What I tried to communicate here is that what we . . .
2022-05-21  No. 4875  I found an interesting fan site that edits Lenny's cat . . .
2022-05-22  No. 4876  Applicability, not allegory. That little detail aside, that assessment sounds . . .
2022-05-23  No. 4877  Lawsuits don't bring in as much as you think they . . .
2022-05-24  No. 4878  Especially when you represent people pro bono. And don't have a . . .
2022-05-25  No. 4879  You can't actually tile your wall with paintings. You have . . .
2022-05-26  No. 4880  Well it certainly does involve the use of a cello . . .
2022-05-27  No. 4881  This strip is based on a terrible dream I had . . .
2022-05-28  No. 4882  I'm trying to set a new world record for standing . . .
2022-05-29  No. 4883  A new literary trope for everyone: Refictionalisation ... What do you mean, . . .
2022-05-30  No. 4884  And to think that the butterfly in London wouldn't have . . .
2022-05-31  No. 4885  The secret to making things taste good is to throw . . .
2022-06-01  No. 4886  The Head Librarian may not have all the answers himself, . . .
2022-06-02  No. 4887  Apologies for the unannounced 5-year hiatus. Comics will return to . . .
2022-06-03  No. 4888  This thus becomes the international treaty with the longest period . . .
2022-06-04  No. 4889  You wouldn't expect it, but a clown college diploma is . . .
2022-06-05  No. 4890  This is a reference to strip 1547, the infamous broken . . .
2022-06-06  No. 4891  Or perhaps you'd all like me to write a story . . .
2022-06-07  No. 4892  I once tried to open a boxing daycare in my . . .
2022-06-08  No. 4893  The hoard consists of: 53,429 copper pieces 23,602 silver pieces 5,033 electrum pieces 14,49. . .. . .
2022-06-09  No. 4894  And that's why we don't need cabbage.
2022-06-10  No. 4895  Ingredients: despair, sadness, depression, grief, tortilla.
2022-06-11  No. 4896  Ingredients: desperate, sand, depredation, grease, tortoise
2022-06-12  No. 4897  Iqaluit: depredation, sandals, desparate. Greece: tortoise.
2022-06-13  No. 4898  Now I wonder what Margaret's other holiday greetings are like.
2022-06-14  No. 4899  The taurotaur is half-centaur and half-minotaur. Before you ask: the left . . .
2022-06-15  No. 4900  Say, what is one to do when the butler declares . . .
2022-06-16  No. 4901  I don't actually know who Pavlov is, but the name . . .
2022-06-17  No. 4902  That's right, i killed Antoinette. EDIT: I got several emails claiming . . .
2022-06-18  No. 4903  You will achieve greatness. This is not optional.
2022-06-19  No. 4904  And in two-weeks time we're going to reveal which long-running . . .
2022-06-20  No. 4905  It's not any of the 'drips either.
2022-06-21  No. 4906  Honestly, when I first mentioned Legal Lester, it's just because . . .
2022-06-22  No. 4907  There has been lots of speculation about who is pure . . .
2022-06-23  No. 4908  Ghosts have the right to vote in this world. Someone thought . . .
2022-06-24  No. 4909  Hmm, cheesy nachos... Methinks I now know what to have for . . .
2022-06-25  No. 4910  Optometrists hate Preston, because when they ask him to look . . .
2022-06-26  No. 4911  And then in front of him, was the tome with . . .
2022-06-27  No. 4912  Clearly, my fans know better than I do. Bartholomew Theodore . . .
2022-06-28  No. 4913  Bartholomew doesn't deserve dessert either.
2022-06-29  No. 4914  See that up there in the sky? That’s your blood . . .
2022-06-30  No. 4915  Well, how would you go about setting up a colony . . .
2022-07-01  No. 4916  Has it been 2 weeks yet?
2022-07-02  No. 4917  You go, girl! And don't come back
2022-07-03  No. 4918  Effective today, all Postcard strips are now officially part of . . .
2022-07-04  No. 4919  This is a salad sandwich. Assuming you subscribe to the theory . . .
2022-07-05  No. 4920  It's probably been at least 2 weeks by now, so . . .
2022-07-06  No. 4921  If it's not in the book, then add it to . . .
2022-07-07  No. 4922  What are you doing reading this now? It's well past . . .
2022-07-08  No. 4923  Jimmy is in no way based on Yarael Poof, Booster . . .
2022-07-09  No. 4924  All prices are given in drachma.
2022-07-10  No. 4925  DIY haunted house! We supply the house, you supply the . . .
2022-07-11  No. 4926  He dreamt of running a Mega-Corp, but alas he could . . .
2022-07-12  No. 4927  I actually ended up doing a LOT of research on . . .
2022-07-13  No. 4928  Because you people won't leave me alone, I have decided . . .
2022-07-14  No. 4929  Look, if you cannot say "Z českých luhů a hájů" . . .
2022-07-15  No. 4930  I'm announcing a contest for fans of this comic. Submit . . .
2022-07-16  No. 4931  The response to the contest has been so overwhelming that . . .
2022-07-17  No. 4932  And on that shell of a bomb I'd advise you . . .
2022-07-18  No. 4933  As far as Margaret knows, the mailman has never been . . .
2022-07-19  No. 4934  I try not to get political in this comic, but . . .
2022-07-20  No. 4935  The author picked that last strip as a contest winner? . . .
2022-07-21  No. 4936  I was going to dine at such a restaurant myself . . .
2022-07-22  No. 4937  So, quick change of plans. I've been notified that it's . . .
2022-07-23  No. 4938  Blackdrip doesn't have DNA, he has a complex molecule made . . .
2022-07-24  No. 4939  Things that sound cool but actually aren't that great: Supervision Time zones Bullet . . .
2022-07-25  No. 4940  This entry is only here so I can make quota . . .
2022-07-26  No. 4941  Apparently wearing a small crown is enough to make you . . .
2022-07-27  No. 4942  It only just occurred to me that there are two . . .
2022-07-28  No. 4943  Who's "feat" and why does he have so many songs?
2022-07-29  No. 4944  Her exit strategy here was to simply walk out of . . .
2022-07-30  No. 4945  Consider this your official cease-and-desist. You know who you are.
2022-07-31  No. 4946  Honestly, I just don't know what's going on here. This is . . .
2022-08-01  No. 4947  I have since learned that oblique references to obscure short-lived . . .
2022-08-02  No. 4948  Later, Preston was quite excited when they offered him the . . .
2022-08-03  No. 4949  And no, those potato chips weren't poisonous. They were purple . . .
2022-08-04  No. 4950  The acting was naff, the scripts were dire, but the . . .
2022-08-05  No. 4951  And that's the reason why you shouldn't stay up for . . .
2022-08-06  No. 4952  This is a sourdough comic strip. I took a small piece . . .
2022-08-07  No. 4953  That's a "diveritmento", not a "diversion" by Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, . . .
2022-08-08  No. 4954  So it only takes one to tango now?
2022-08-09  No. 4955  Pure simplification for the nation, but it's not.
2022-08-10  No. 4956  A refresher: Lily Peaceflora has taken the first 23 steps . . .
2022-08-11  No. 4957  Today we shall ask the question- What is "squangleflibberdoodle"?
2022-08-12  No. 4958  Margaret is a firm believe that the quickest way to . . .
2022-08-13  No. 4959  To compensate, it takes seventeen to polka.
2022-08-14  No. 4960  Sorry, no crossants available today. Plenty of mildly perturbed bees . . .
2022-08-15  No. 4961  Lenny’s not on a seafood diet, but he is on . . .
2022-08-16  No. 4962  You can in fact do this with vodka, but it's . . .
2022-08-17  No. 4963  I urge you all to invest heavily in LaserDisc! Let's . . .
2022-08-18  No. 4964  If you think that's fun, you should try it with . . .
2022-08-19  No. 4965  It's less of a floating and more of a hovering . . .
2022-08-20  No. 4966  And on the 5th day of Egyptmas my true love . . .
2022-08-21  No. 4967  Yes, it's a gratuitous shower scene. The light rain has been . . .
2022-08-22  No. 4968  Phil is no longer cursed, so he can now be . . .
2022-08-23  No. 4969  In the past, whenever I asked for tools for trimming . . .
2022-08-24  No. 4970  I've been playing around with some of these new AI . . .
2022-08-25  No. 4971  I'm considering the next few annotations being typed one word . . .
2022-08-26  No. 4972  Elephants
2022-08-27  No. 4973  Levitate
2022-08-28  No. 4974  Watching movies on vinyl? Why, it's more likely thank you . . .
2022-08-29  No. 4975  Society
2022-08-30  No. 4976  That's the annotation. Elephants levitate watching movies on vinyl? Why, . . .
2022-08-31  No. 4977  3 cans of beer later... and I don't think that . . .
2022-09-01  No. 4978  When I say "factory reset", I don't actually mean resetting . . .
2022-09-02  No. 4979  Many people have tried to invent and popularise various versions . . .
2022-09-03  No. 4980  This strip is meant to be viewed by those who . . .
2022-09-04  No. 4981  After a bit of digging around it's now clear what . . .
2022-09-05  No. 4982  Surprisingly, the top five imports of the United States, by . . .
2022-09-06  No. 4983  "Hi, I'm Emily. With two Gs."
2022-09-07  No. 4984  Mixed with uranium hexafluoride, it makes a great cocktail. Just remember . . .
2022-09-08  No. 4985  It's been nearly a week now and we're still waiting . . .
2022-09-09  No. 4986  I lost track of the strip numbers, so I'm doing . . .
2022-09-10  No. 4987  Today I learnt that "mens sana in corpore sano" is . . .
2022-09-11  No. 4988  A stop sign is a valid garden decoration despite its . . .
2022-09-12  No. 4989  Such is the trouble with truffles.
2022-09-13  No. 4990  So yeah. Steam cleaning. I don't get it. Who needs their . . .
2022-09-14  No. 4991  You'll spend more time arguing about it than looking at . . .
2022-09-15  No. 4992  If that is the answer, then does that imply that . . .
2022-09-16  No. 4993  I hate oxychlorocarbohydrofluorophosphobromoiodoborosilicosulfates.
2022-09-17  No. 4994  Lenny's drink is carbonated with diamond, rather than the traditional . . .
2022-09-18  No. 4995  With apologies to the estates of René Goscinny and Albert . . .
2022-09-19  No. 4996  I don't like change and I am afraid.
2022-09-20  No. 4997  As Shakespeare once wrote: I just borrowed your lawnmower. I'll bring . . .
2022-09-21  No. 4998  There was an uprising at a poultry farm, turned out . . .
2022-09-22  No. 4999  Due to advertising laws, we're not allowed to use brand . . .
2022-09-23  No. 5000  There was an uprising at a Scottish dairy farm, turned . . .
2022-09-24  No. 5001  There was an uprising at a French poultry farm where . . .
2022-09-25  No. 5002  There was an uprising at a German goat farm, turned . . .
2022-09-26  No. 5003  Ah heck... we've just lost all of our scripts for . . .
2022-09-27  No. 5004  There was an uprising at a Spanish dairy farm, how . . .
2022-09-28  No. 5005  It is actually pretty easy to destroy the universe with . . .
2022-09-29  No. 5006  So there's this store near me named Cecil's, it's like . . .
2022-09-30  No. 5007  No cheap dinosaur gimmicks here! We use elephants instead.
2022-10-01  No. 5008  It's actually the polar opposite of what Margaret is saying. That's . . .
2022-10-02  No. 5009  This is Postcard, the home of undeniable implausability.
2022-10-03  No. 5010  In this universe, glerch was never invented. Yeah. I have no . . .
2022-10-04  No. 5011  Physical comedy is funny, but it's no match for chemical . . .
2022-10-05  No. 5012  From next week onwards, we will now be offering up . . .
2022-10-06  No. 5013  Tragically, the original author, whose name you all know, has . . .
2022-10-07  No. 5014  It's a Gonzo idea, but that doesn't mean it was . . .
2022-10-08  No. 5015  With reference to a previous statement of mine, that should've . . .
2022-10-09  No. 5016  Apparently Scaramouche cannot do the fandango. Who knew?
2022-10-10  No. 5017  In other news, aliens have taken over Nauru.
2022-10-11  No. 5018  If I somehow manage to repeat myself at any point, . . .
2022-10-12  No. 5019  If I somehow manage to repeat myself at any point, . . .
2022-10-13  No. 5020  The Postcard roleplaying game comes with a 256-page core rulebook, . . .
2022-10-14  No. 5021  And from that day forward the Countess von Hohenstapellaufenwitz would . . .
2022-10-15  No. 5022  Talk about a Wham Episode.
2022-10-16  No. 5023  Talk about a Culture Club Episode.
2022-10-17  No. 5024  Then there's the matter of the running obligation to forget . . .
2022-10-18  No. 5025  Well, now they're in a pickle. Kimchi, to be exact.
2022-10-19  No. 5026  Well, now they're in a jam. Strawberry, to be exact.
2022-10-20  No. 5027  Sorry, was that "Pound Sterling" or "Pond Sealing"?
2022-10-21  No. 5028  How do you feel about cannibalism? If you don’t like . . .
2022-10-22  No. 5029  How do you feel about vegetarianism? If you don’t like . . .
2022-10-23  No. 5030  ♪ Weeee Caaaannnn't waaaaiiiit to see Tring! ♫
2022-10-24  No. 5031  I've solved all seven Millennium Prize Problems in this comic . . .
2022-10-25  No. 5032  I've been informed by a mathematician/chess Grandmaster that she has . . .
2022-10-26  No. 5033  Shares in curtain manufacturers went sky-high that morning. It is . . .
2022-10-27  No. 5034  Antonio is trying to demonstrate that it is possible to . . .
2022-10-28  No. 5035  Never underestimate the power of heptagons.
2022-10-29  No. 5036  Ok. This is the last time we use "Cabbage Lord" . . .
2022-10-30  No. 5037  And this is the first time we use "Kale Lord" . . .
2022-10-31  No. 5038  I guess you could say business is booming.
2022-11-01  No. 5039  This may be the first ever Icelandic/Incan fusion dish.
2022-11-02  No. 5040  Well strictly speaking, I would technically count as a millionaire . . .
2022-11-03  No. 5041  Monsters represent different fears that humanity faces at the time . . .
2022-11-04  No. 5042  Giant spiders represent our fear of spiders. That should be . . .
2022-11-05  No. 5043  In the portmanteau spirit of banoffee pie, I present octolemon . . .
2022-11-06  No. 5044  Self control is not the only thing they're losing there...
2022-11-07  No. 5045  Turns out Antonio can't cross every bridge in the world . . .
2022-11-08  No. 5046  The above image is actually just a placeholder for the . . .
2022-11-09  No. 5047  News just in, I have just written a new Postcard . . .
2022-11-10  No. 5048  It turned out not to be a wig after all. . . .
2022-11-11  No. 5049  The reason the Postcard movie is taking so long is . . .
2022-11-12  No. 5050  Okay, they perfected the scene now.
2022-11-13  No. 5051  You have to hold your head at 90° while watching . . .
2022-11-14  No. 5052  What ever did happen to Martha, Matthew and Mike? They . . .
2022-11-15  No. 5053  I've just received word that the Postcard movie is having . . .
2022-11-16  No. 5054  This strip is destined to be nicknamed "The Red Wedding", . . .
2022-11-17  No. 5055  Just in case you haven't noticed, we're currently in "Callback . . .
2022-11-18  No. 5056  Coincidentally, I'm going on a 139-day hiatus.
2022-11-19  No. 5057  The honesty of "Tall-Tale" Tim, the ultra-wealthy Greeting Card mogul, . . .
2022-11-20  No. 5058  The stained glass window in panel 3 is, of course, . . .
2022-11-21  No. 5059  This is the annotation for this comic.
2022-11-22  No. 5060  Also the name of a pub near Blackburn. No, I have . . .
2022-11-23  No. 5061  I have a friend who says that mosquitoes never bother . . .
2022-11-24  No. 5062  A few things Margaret needs to add to her plan: Buying . . .
2022-11-25  No. 5063  The sentence fragment "I never really saw the appeal of..." . . .
2022-11-26  No. 5064  ACT I SCENE I. Elsinore. A platform before the castle. FRANCISCO at . . .
2022-11-27  No. 5065  It was so cold in the Postcard offices today that . . .
2022-11-28  No. 5066  Conventionally this would be done with peanut butter. The fact that . . .
2022-11-29  No. 5067  The annotation from two days ago won't make much sense . . .
2022-11-30  No. 5068  Of course had he fallen just a few centimetres to . . .
2022-12-01  No. 5069  The time zone here is rather unusual. When it's midday . . .
2022-12-02  No. 5070  This comic is a pure expression of rage on paper.
2022-12-03  No. 5071  Դժվար է այս կոմիքսը ճիշտ թարգմանել հայերեն։ Ահա թե ինչ. . .. . .
2022-12-04  No. 5072  Why else would anyone want to visit that city? If you . . .
2022-12-05  No. 5073  Albert made a teensy bit of a mistake here, telling . . .
2022-12-06  No. 5074  Puffins always make everything better.
2022-12-07  No. 5075  The stars have really aligned this time. It is a bit . . .
2022-12-08  No. 5076  Keep both hands on the wheel is my advice.
2022-12-09  No. 5077  If the comic images break again, just blame Greg. It's . . .
2022-12-10  No. 5078  It was so hot in the office today that the . . .
2022-12-11  No. 5079  Gordon Braseby invented the teleportation device and the best thing . . .
2022-12-12  No. 5080  Today's strip was written by an AI trained on the . . .
2022-12-13  No. 5081  Never a pin around when you need one. Thank (insert . . .
2022-12-14  No. 5082  It's a comedy-mystery comic! Finding out why it's supposed to . . .
2022-12-15  No. 5083  It's almost like he didn't wipe out an entire alien . . .
2022-12-16  No. 5084  "Out of Order" What is? Yes.
2022-12-17  No. 5085  In this strip, I wanted to capture the feeling of . . .
2022-12-18  No. 5086  If I somehow manage to repeat myself at any point, . . .
2022-12-19  No. 5087  If I somehow manage to repeat myself at any point, . . .
2022-12-20  No. 5088  Okay, I managed to fix the inaccurate publication and annotation . . .
2022-12-21  No. 5089  No music without payment!
2022-12-22  No. 5090  Today is Blackdrip's -ln(Graham's number)π + 1/sin(e)googol*i-th birthday. Whatever you . . .
2022-12-23  No. 5091  If my calculations are correct, this strip should appear some . . .
2022-12-24  No. 5092  Yes, it was initially Egyptmas, but that was before Blackdrip . . .
2022-12-25  No. 5093  Tatisticsly eaksping...
2022-12-26  No. 5094  To solve the ambiguity over which of 12:00 am and . . .
2022-12-27  No. 5095  Ifway ouyay on'tday understandway atwhay Enythgway isway ayingsay... ootay adbay!
2022-12-28  No. 5096  The kitchen might be currently getting re-fitted, but I don't . . .
2022-12-29  No. 5097  Oh sure, take the coward's way out!
2022-12-30  No. 5098  I'm shown an equation and am told that it's an . . .
2022-12-31  No. 5099  The Postcard movie is now out! Also, the next comic . . .
2023-01-01  No. 5100  Keen-eyed readers may note something unusual about the pattern of . . .
2023-01-02  No. 5101  Due to Greg having messed with causality in an ill . . .
2023-01-03  No. 5102  Please tell me I'm not the only one who remembers . . .
2023-01-04  No. 5103  I've been informed that it was Doug who messed with . . .
2023-01-05  No. 5104  If your feet smell and your nose runs, please respect . . .
2023-01-06  No. 5105  I've lost my mind.
2023-01-07  No. 5106  And now I've found my mind. It was under the . . .
2023-01-08  No. 5107  The simple answer is: Chaos wins, but does so in . . .
2023-01-09  No. 5108  Well that's a bad start to the new year. Knocking the . . .
2023-01-10  No. 5109  I don't think I made it clear which part of . . .
2023-01-11  No. 5110  Today we shall start writing a novel together, one letter . . .
2023-01-12  No. 5111  Nobody contributed, so I'll just say that it's a one . . .
2023-01-13  No. 5112  A minute minuet in a minute...
2023-01-14  No. 5113  Acme is going to great lengths to cover up the . . .
2023-01-15  No. 5114  Scientists have discovered that no matter how much you try . . .
2023-01-16  No. 5115  Of course it goes on the timesheet...
2023-01-17  No. 5116  Or "How I defeated Cthulhu with a pair of nail . . .
2023-01-18  No. 5117  Today's comic was ill-conceived from the very beginning. You should . . .
2023-01-19  No. 5118  It's like the ancient question: Who crossed the road first, Han . . .
2023-01-20  No. 5119  And tomorrow: Due to losing a bet with Nathan Braseby, . . .
2023-01-21  No. 5120  "Hello." - Albert Einstein
2023-01-22  No. 5121  The 1990-91 cartoon was apparently only the second greatest adaptation . . .
2023-01-23  No. 5122  The Dottie number, praseodymium, and sea hares all in one . . .
2023-01-24  No. 5123  Here be dragons. Though you kind of have to expect that . . .
2023-01-25  No. 5124  A six month waiting list for takeaway pizza, no less.
2023-01-26  No. 5125  If you don't understand the joke in this comic, learn . . .
2023-01-27  No. 5126  The hardest part is not explaining that the drow stole . . .
2023-01-28  No. 5127  As you all know, the square of the circumference multiplied . . .
2023-01-29  No. 5128  Digging up the old stuff there, and that's only because . . .
2023-01-30  No. 5129  How was your visit today? Please leave feedback via the comment . . .
2023-01-31  No. 5130  He felt a bit cold after he sold the old . . .
2023-02-01  No. 5131  I once had a car like that.
2023-02-02  No. 5132  The plot twist in this strip is so shocking, I . . .
2023-02-03  No. 5133  No payment without music!
2023-02-04  No. 5134  In a surprise piece of news, apparently Postcard has been . . .
2023-02-05  No. 5135  But in the distant past, the day instead starts aold.
2023-02-06  No. 5136  A dozen bakers bake a baker's dozen cakes of cream . . .
2023-02-07  No. 5137  The failure of creativity is matched only by the failure . . .
2023-02-08  No. 5138  And no, it's not the Postcard movie that was nominated.
2023-02-09  No. 5139  Ideal for the crocus focus locus, if you believe in . . .
2023-02-10  No. 5140  No payment without payment!
2023-02-11  No. 5141  Free as in beer! Except that I've never seen free . . .
2023-02-12  No. 5142  All praise to the Grand Puffin, exalted be He! And so . . .
2023-02-13  No. 5143  No payment with payment, either!
2023-02-14  No. 5144  Wait, I already said that. In that case, no music . . .
2023-02-15  No. 5145  It's hard to select a fourth option sometimes, isn't it?
2023-02-16  No. 5146  I'm glad to announce that Philip Glass will be composing . . .
2023-02-17  No. 5147  39.5 isn't as bad as you think.
2023-02-18  No. 5148  There are no drips in this comic. Our plumbing's not . . .
2023-02-19  No. 5149  This may be the most violent webcomic strip ever published. Billions . . .
2023-02-20  No. 5150  So draw. So don't draw. So draw. So don't draw. So draw. So don't draw.
2023-02-21  No. 5151  Consider a cantankerous canting of convoluted complexity causing curious cogitation . . .
2023-02-22  No. 5152  Given the incredibly tangled genetic relationships between the citrus fruits, . . .
2023-02-23  No. 5153  I've been informed of a problem with the Postcard DNS . . .
2023-02-24  No. 5154  If you're sensing a common theme with my recent comics, . . .
2023-02-25  No. 5155  This strip is certified as kosher by a rabbi. It's . . .
2023-02-26  No. 5156  Roxanne is convinced that the solution is to replace the . . .
2023-02-27  No. 5157  The Aqualla may be the most endangered species on Earth, . . .
2023-02-28  No. 5158  It's claimed that he has a brass neck, but he . . .
2023-03-01  No. 5159  TEN THOUSAND?!
2023-03-02  No. 5160  The atmosphere was electric the first time Margaret and Lenny . . .
2023-03-03  No. 5161  Well, that's the last time she'll confuse gallium and mercury!
2023-03-04  No. 5162  The diner is extra busy on Sunday because all of . . .
2023-03-05  No. 5163  Today I'm putting up a blank image instead of a . . .
2023-03-06  No. 5164  I walked into a store and asked the shopkeeper for . . .
2023-03-07  No. 5165  What do you mean yesterday's comments weren't oreganol?
2023-03-08  No. 5166  Rejected titles include: Constable, not instant-a-noble Moral wombat The gnome's wrath outgrabe. . .. . .
2023-03-09  No. 5167  You'd think that installing a letterbox in that door would . . .
2023-03-10  No. 5168  Those are their middle names, of course.
2023-03-11  No. 5169  Hence why ceramics are preferred...
2023-03-12  No. 5170  The murder was committed three years before the crime was . . .
2023-03-13  No. 5171  I was initially writing this strip to set up "Colorless . . .
2023-03-14  No. 5172  Surprise! Except for the spoilers.
2023-03-15  No. 5173  It's the kind of disappointment you get when you walk . . .
2023-03-16  No. 5174  I'm so hungry - and even Superman can't save me.
2023-03-17  No. 5175  In 1494 Spain and Portugal signed the Treaty of Tordesillas, . . .
2023-03-18  No. 5176  I just let the local jackdaws clear out my roof . . .
2023-03-19  No. 5177  The twelve basic flavour elements are salty, sweet, sour, bitter, . . .
2023-03-20  No. 5178  Due to a bug in the system, it's impossible to . . .
2023-03-21  No. 5179  It's St Jaspian's Day, which means of course the traditional . . .
2023-03-22  No. 5180  A cereal that I think we would all like kept . . .
2023-03-23  No. 5181  We've installed a solar energy system here at the Postcard . . .
2023-03-24  No. 5182  There are two tunnels under this particular bridge.
2023-03-25  No. 5183  Round up the usual suspects! That is, if there are 6.2 . . .
2023-03-26  No. 5184  Should've taken the travel mug, that is all.
2023-03-27  No. 5185  What's next, zombie zebras in Zagreb?
2023-03-28  No. 5186  Pistacia vera, in fact.
2023-03-29  No. 5187  Yes, they're twins!! It's surprising because they thought they were two . . .
2023-03-30  No. 5188  Lenny means aliens from the planet Huma, obviously.
2023-03-31  No. 5189  If the local shop is restricted to local people, then . . .
2023-04-01  No. 5190  What plot twist?
2023-04-02  No. 5191  The horror stories are based on the author's childhood nightmares Yes, . . .
2023-04-03  No. 5192  I actually do have experience in competitive fencing, but I . . .
2023-04-04  No. 5193  And in another incident, the local cattle farmers were none . . .
2023-04-05  No. 5194  This strip is based on a true incident in which . . .
2023-04-06  No. 5195  Do I like inconsistency? Sometimes.
2023-04-07  No. 5196  Do I like consistency? Never.
2023-04-08  No. 5197  In fifty profanities or fewer, feel free to explain why . . .
2023-04-09  No. 5198  I created an edit of my own movie, Postcard but . . .
2023-04-10  No. 5199  I had to take some time off making new comics . . .
2023-04-11  No. 5200  Ugh, another excuse for not putting up a comic. Typhical.
2023-04-12  No. 5201  Keep an eye out for the next issue of Ask . . .
2023-04-13  No. 5202  It's a little known fact that most little known facts . . .
2023-04-14  No. 5203  If you experience death, stop taking Terfenol-D and consult your . . .
2023-04-15  No. 5204  Sorry for the recent delays and quality control issues, but . . .
2023-04-16  No. 5205  If you joined us within the past year or so, . . .
2023-04-17  No. 5206  If only they didn't live on a cold asteroid packed . . .
2023-04-18  No. 5207  Loyal readers can now use their Frequent Postcard Points to . . .
2023-04-19  No. 5208  This book of puzzles that I purchased the other week . . .
2023-04-20  No. 5209  Well, they've been swallowed by a whale. It had to happen . . .
2023-04-21  No. 5210  She was also unable to accquire a crystal ball, so . . .
2023-04-22  No. 5211  A reader was so clever at spotting all of the . . .
2023-04-23  No. 5212  No, I wasn't referring to MathLover271828. They actually were making . . .
2023-04-24  No. 5213  You could say he's a podcaster who always eats cod . . .
2023-04-25  No. 5214  This comic was co-written by R.L. Stine. To read the . . .
2023-04-26  No. 5215  [This annotation has been removed due to copyright issues]
2023-04-27  No. 5216  [This annotation has been removed due to trademark issues]
2023-04-28  No. 5217  To make a clarification regarding the commentary for strip #4924, . . .
2023-04-29  No. 5218  In this pub, all the beer is served in buckets. That's . . .
2023-04-30  No. 5219  I'm being sued by the creator of some obscure comic . . .
2023-05-01  No. 5220  In this pub, all the beer is served in small . . .
2023-05-02  No. 5221  It simply wouldn't be Postcard if we didn't slip an . . .
2023-05-03  No. 5222  I asked ChatGPT to write an annotation for this comic: "Today's . . .
2023-05-04  No. 5223  We're now taking bets on what, exactly, that thing growing . . .
2023-05-05  No. 5224  I would argue that it ranks as one of the . . .
2023-05-06  No. 5225  The final puzzle, for the $1,000,000 prize is as follows: Which . . .
2023-05-07  No. 5226  This is the beginning of the Existential Crisis story arc, . . .
2023-05-08  No. 5227  Is the popularity of your comic/TV show/newsletter/magazine/insert_relevant_periodical_medium_here f. . .. . .
2023-05-09  No. 5228  It still feels strange now that we have a Queen . . .
2023-05-10  No. 5229  Someone pointed out a continuity error involving Preston's oven. Now I . . .
2023-05-11  No. 5230  In this world the glasses and bottles are not concave. . . .
2023-05-12  No. 5231  Around the back, re-saucing the resources I do believe.
2023-05-13  No. 5232  A Fourier frequency analysis of today's comic will reveal something . . .
2023-05-14  No. 5233  Smoke gets in your nose.
2023-05-15  No. 5234  You need to riffle-shuffle the panels, mirror reflect the comic, . . .
2023-05-16  No. 5235  As far as best case scenarios go, I'd say that . . .
2023-05-17  No. 5236  We're deep in the Victorian era here. The reign of . . .
2023-05-18  No. 5237  Help, I'm trapped in a webcomic annotation factory.
2023-05-19  No. 5238  Fooling somebody into buying an ultra-rare soup recipe that turns . . .
2023-05-20  No. 5239  Dear readers, First and foremost, let me assure you that this . . .
2023-05-21  No. 5240  It's late. Margaret needs to go home, and Steve needs . . .
2023-05-22  No. 5241  In case you're wondering why Lenny's hunting Gallinago gallinago, it's . . .
2023-05-23  No. 5242  This particular strip was inspired by a wedding I attended . . .
2023-05-24  No. 5243  Today I walked 1/3 of the way up a street . . .
2023-05-25  No. 5244  You can work out the problem in the last panel . . .
2023-05-26  No. 5245  Setting off the building's safety alerts certainly seemed an alarming . . .
2023-05-27  No. 5246  Because of this anomaly, all fruit thrown, whether it's an . . .
2023-05-28  No. 5247  Never ask the Norse god of thunder why he uses . . .
2023-05-29  No. 5248  Blackdrip's design is based heavily on a certain racist author . . .
2023-05-30  No. 5249  That night we fell under the spell of the moon. It . . .
2023-05-31  No. 5250  Apparently I'm supposed to talk about the comic here. ... The artist . . .
2023-06-01  No. 5251  I would never use my influence as a popular webcomic . . .
2023-06-02  No. 5252  It's like taking a pickaxe to a fortress - by . . .
2023-06-03  No. 5253  Thanks to an arrangement with new card company Switch, you . . .
2023-06-04  No. 5254  This strip is non-cannon. Do not try launching anything out . . .
2023-06-05  No. 5255  It's a long way to Tipperary. Especially if you start from . . .
2023-06-06  No. 5256  It looks like the buffer has run down. Which is weird, . . .
2023-06-07  No. 5257  Due to the sudden shortage of Postcard comics, we will . . .
2023-06-08  No. 5258  We're cutting right back here in the Postcard offices. I'm . . .
2023-06-09  No. 5259  Huh. Seems like I'm the one who actually bothered to . . .
2023-06-10  No. 5260  Despite her misconception, a molar does not, in fact, hunt . . .
2023-06-11  No. 5261  The only possible excuse for playing the piano that loudly . . .
2023-06-12  No. 5262  As you all know, I am committed to making sure . . .
2023-06-13  No. 5263  The answer, of course, is that he's suffered from a . . .
2023-06-14  No. 5264  That's right. It's Stonehenge. What it's doing here in the Galapagos . . .
2023-06-15  No. 5265  Then what is an octopus? One of those things of course, . . .
2023-06-16  No. 5266  We've replaced the hard crash chord at the start of . . .
2023-06-17  No. 5267  Congratulations! You're the nth visitor to this comic! (n = . . .
2023-06-18  No. 5268  We're launching an exciting new service here at Postcard. You can . . .
2023-06-19  No. 5269  Where will you be when success strikes?
2023-06-20  No. 5270  This is the gold standard of comic strips. It's actually engraved . . .
2023-06-21  No. 5271  This strip has nothing to do with current events involving . . .
2023-06-22  No. 5272  Let's face it, I'm not exactly the Georg Philipp Telemann . . .
2023-06-23  No. 5273  That's a very dangerous and also very unusual form of . . .
2023-06-24  No. 5274  As they say in Japan: どうもありがとうございます
2023-06-25  No. 5275  Thanks to a bout of hyperdeflation you now only need . . .
2023-06-26  No. 5276  From left to right: #1 couldn't find a pair of . . .
2023-06-27  No. 5277  This comic is fully vegan. We used paper from plant-based . . .
2023-06-28  No. 5278  It occurs to me that this strip contradicts strip 2497. . . .
2023-06-29  No. 5279  If you can manage 3 a day, then you're in . . .
2023-06-30  No. 5280  This is limited express comic strip, stopping only at major . . .
2023-07-01  No. 5281  If you read all the previous annotations but none of . . .
2023-07-02  No. 5282  She learned it from the old parable of the man . . .
2023-07-03  No. 5283  This is a very important and funny strip, but unfortunately, . . .
2023-07-04  No. 5284  We haven't seen Major Hamm for a long time. And in . . .
2023-07-05  No. 5285  It's a paraphrase of a Michael Rosen poem, but I . . .
2023-07-06  No. 5286  This strip is in no way based on... What am . . .
2023-07-07  No. 5287  Kafilwe isn't a Braseby by blood; they married Nicky. The second . . .
2023-07-08  No. 5288  Back in the past laws were written in stone; in . . .
2023-07-09  No. 5289  This comic is a tribute to 616Cardenio, who has been . . .
2023-07-10  No. 5290  To avoid a soggy bottom you can either: Put some toilet . . .
2023-07-11  No. 5291  Yes, he is indeed a legal beagle; one that has . . .
2023-07-12  No. 5292  For those of you wondering what happened on the forums . . .
2023-07-13  No. 5293  This is one of the most advanced cultures on the . . .
2023-07-14  No. 5294  Oops. Yesterday's annotation was meant to go with today's strip. . . .
2023-07-15  No. 5295  And that's why we don't trust Antoinette with the lie . . .
2023-07-16  No. 5296  For those of you confused, think about it this way: pre-1900 . . .
2023-07-17  No. 5297  Today's essay is: Looking closely at the semicolon; what's the bleedin' . . .
2023-07-18  No. 5298  ᏇᏍᏛᎾ is a transliteration of "Preston" into Cherokee. I've been . . .
2023-07-19  No. 5299  Tom Bombadil's boots are yellow because only because that rhymes . . .
2023-07-20  No. 5300  You've heard of green beans and black beans, but there's, . . .
2023-07-21  No. 5301  Whether this strip is canon or not will be determined . . .
2023-07-22  No. 5302  Those chocolate biscuits are not chocolatey enough, alas. At least . . .
2023-07-23  No. 5303  By the way, the coin from two annotations ago landed . . .
2023-07-24  No. 5304  This is a reference to the Postcard video game! I've . . .
2023-07-25  No. 5305  When working with habanero peppers remember this one thing: Always . . .
2023-07-26  No. 5306  Handing the tower over is going to take longer than . . .
2023-07-27  No. 5307  Antonio has good taste in music. I think this song . . .
2023-07-28  No. 5308  Antonio's taste in music also extends to habanero peppers. And . . .
2023-07-29  No. 5309  The question is, how does Antonio know what roast pork . . .
2023-07-30  No. 5310  Okay, fine. Aitch ee apostrophe es ee ay tee ee . . .
2023-07-31  No. 5311  Yes I'm sure that media magnate was be deeply hurt . . .
2023-08-01  No. 5312  For this strip I developed an original technique involving blurring . . .
2023-08-02  No. 5313  Someone has finally spotted it! That's right. The upper right block . . .
2023-08-03  No. 5314  Only 99% of readers can solve this simple math problem: 2+2=???
2023-08-05  No. 5315  To run a zoo, you need at least two pandas . . .
2023-08-06  No. 5316  It'll be a cold day in hell before Margaret allows . . .
2023-08-07  No. 5317  Some of the Postcard team decided to attempt the challenge . . .
2023-08-08  No. 5318  In this world water isn't very slightly blue, it's very . . .
2023-08-09  No. 5319  You expect me to create my own website?!
2023-08-10  No. 5320  This strip was conceived, written, sketched, inked, coloured, typeset, double- . . .
2023-08-11  No. 5321  While the Supreme Court ruled that Pluto is a vegetable . . .
2023-08-13  No. 5322  Funnily enough, my cat is right beside me as I . . .
2023-08-14  No. 5323  Yet another on the list of things I just don't . . .
2023-08-15  No. 5324  Hyperion has three children: two daughters and one sun.
2023-08-16  No. 5325  "The planet of Enaiposha" is actually a real place, although . . .
2023-08-17  No. 5326  For the last three weeks, my daughter keeps waking me . . .
2023-08-18  No. 5327  In this universe, Doctor Who never became popular and languished . . .
2023-08-19  No. 5328  Listen, when I said this arc was "based on a . . .
2023-08-20  No. 5329  This comic is a piñata. If you whack your monitor . . .
2023-08-21  No. 5330  The correct answer is that you don't bury survivors, you . . .
2023-08-22  No. 5331  Upon having read it in full, I do not think . . .
2023-08-23  No. 5332  Turns out it was the train's fault the entire time.
2023-08-24  No. 5333  A horse! A horse! My kingdom for a horse! Just don't . . .
2023-08-25  No. 5334  A man went to Georgia, USA, where he promptly established . . .
2023-08-26  No. 5335  The trump suit is Death. In most decks that'd just be . . .
2023-08-27  No. 5336  These strips are absolutely 100% not ghostwritten, and this certainly . . .
2023-08-28  No. 5337  Fastest interviewer in the west.
2023-08-29  No. 5338  This cocktail traditionally comes with a worm in it. Not a . . .
2023-08-30  No. 5339  Frankenstein is a gas giant. The monster is only known . . .
2023-08-31  No. 5340  Unfortunately, Schrödinger's cat only comes up with good ideas half . . .
2023-09-01  No. 5341  I doubt I'll have the chance to make that phone . . .
2023-09-02  No. 5342  Not many scissors wear tuxedos, but those who do look . . .
2023-09-03  No. 5343  It's been over a thousand strips, so it's about time . . .
2023-09-04  No. 5344  This time Albert and his brother-in-law Steve have a foolproof . . .
2023-09-05  No. 5345  This strip about Epson printers is non-Canon.
2023-09-06  No. 5346  Currently in the playlist is 5th movement (allegro ma non . . .
2023-09-07  No. 5347  The fact that the King's Birthday is officially celebrated in . . .
2023-09-08  No. 5348  To answer the question in the forums: he took the . . .
2023-09-09  No. 5349  There's bonus content in this strip, if you display it . . .
2023-09-10  No. 5350  That's right, the last 100 annotations are all backwards, so . . .
2023-09-11  No. 5351  Russell and Whitehead, of course.
2023-09-12  No. 5352  The weather is going haywire. One day it's raining hay, the . . .
2023-09-13  No. 5353  The flag of Molania pushed the boundaries of national flag . . .
2023-09-14  No. 5354  Speaking of which, there's an election in a few weeks . . .
2023-09-15  No. 5355  To ensure that nobody realizes the money has been stolen, . . .
2023-09-16  No. 5356  Kansas City isn't in Kansas. Salt Lake City isn't in a . . .
2023-09-17  No. 5357  Panama City, Florida is in Panama, but Panama City, Panama . . .
2023-09-18  No. 5358  Are you prepared for the impending Egyptmas/squangleflibberdoodle crossover*? * Storyline may . . .
2023-09-19  No. 5359  Recent events have caught up with us here at the . . .
2023-09-20  No. 5360  Should I be worried about this plot development?
2023-09-21  No. 5361  This is Not a Love Song. It's a comic strip. I still . . .
2023-09-22  No. 5362  Yes, it's Mauvedrip again! We haven't seen him for ages. Serves . . .
2023-09-23  No. 5363  This world never discovered electricity, so all those "wires" you . . .
2023-09-24  No. 5364  Astute readers may notice that this is the first strip . . .
2023-09-25  No. 5365  It's a football metaphor. Why one would be using one of . . .
2023-09-26  No. 5366  He was not wrong in describing what he saw as . . .
2023-09-27  No. 5367  This band has had a top 5 UK album in . . .
2023-09-28  No. 5368  This comic contains spoilers for the current Postcard strip.
2023-09-29  No. 5369  It's the holidays again. And you know what that means: . . .
2023-09-30  No. 5370  The recipe uses gold dust instead of flour. It's not called . . .
2023-10-01  No. 5371  If you can think of an easier way to get . . .
2023-10-02  No. 5372  It's like that classic dilemma: do you take the goat . . .
2023-10-03  No. 5373  The answer, of course, is to take the lawnmower - . . .
2023-10-04  No. 5374  Throughout the comic, I have made the error using f'tang . . .
2023-10-05  No. 5375  The modern game has evolved so much that the losing . . .
2023-10-06  No. 5376  That guy manipulated the stock markets for the sake of . . .
2023-10-07  No. 5377  Muahahahahahaha! REVENGE!
2023-10-08  No. 5378  The paradox here is that it isn't a paradox, despite . . .
2023-10-09  No. 5379  Assigning one person to defend the border of the Holy . . .
2023-10-10  No. 5380  Like last time, don't hide the gold in the toilet . . .
2023-10-11  No. 5381  The gold medal is not, in fact, made of gold. . . .
2023-10-12  No. 5382  I'm just not in the mood to write an annotation. . . .
2023-10-13  No. 5383  Some people wouldn't want to live next door to a . . .
2023-10-14  No. 5384  Wait, that's not an Allosaurus. That's a Tyrannosaurus rex! How . . .
2023-10-15  No. 5385  Is it just me, or is the treadmill picking up . . .
2023-10-16  No. 5386  There is no planet where Lenny's statements are true. They . . .
2023-10-17  No. 5387  The instructions calls for yeast, not baking powder. Seriously. Don't put . . .
2023-10-18  No. 5388  I understand that people aren't very happy with the current . . .
2023-10-19  No. 5389  Hurry! Offer ends at midnight on 28 February, 1932. When I . . .
2023-10-21  No. 5390  Our house, in the middle of our house, in the . . .
2023-10-22  No. 5391  It's Madness, I tell you, Madness, I tell you, Madness, . . .
2023-10-23  No. 5392  Collaborators just aren't as popular as they used to be.
2023-10-24  No. 5393  Preston has made a fatal error! He spelt it "fatel" in . . .
2023-10-25  No. 5394  I'm very proud to announce that I am the world . . .
2023-10-26  No. 5395  In case you're wondering, and I know you are: Yes, . . .
2023-10-27  No. 5396  In an interesting twist!... ... this piece of cord wraps around . . .
2023-10-28  No. 5397  Sally doesn't seem too interested in that game, but apparently . . .
2023-10-29  No. 5398  I can relate to Roxanne's love of taco salad. Although, . . .
2023-10-30  No. 5399  To thine own self be True. Though maybe thou should be . . .
2023-10-31  No. 5400  These may appear to be all-black panels, but there are . . .
2023-11-01  No. 5401  You ever actually tried to fight off ninjas with nothing . . .
2023-11-02  No. 5402  Contrary to popular belief, the people of Lilliput are normal . . .
2023-11-03  No. 5403  We interrupt this trip through epics of the past to . . .
2023-11-23  No. 5404  I appreciate the Iliad for being a record of a . . .
2023-11-24  No. 5405  For the last time, it's not meant to be an . . .
2023-11-25  No. 5406  I have to apologize to any pedants out there about . . .
2023-11-26  No. 5407  Ok, bear with me on this one, but I think . . .
2023-11-27  No. 5408  And this, folks, is why page 963 of the airline . . .
2023-11-28  No. 5409  I think, of all the books people consider to be . . .
2023-11-29  No. 5410  Sir Randolph Wren woz 'ere!
2023-11-30  No. 5411  And what better way to end our little tour through . . .
2023-12-01  No. 5412  The bubbles are not carbon dioxide as Lenny thought when . . .
2023-12-02  No. 5413  Okay, yes, I know that this particular creature only has . . .
2023-12-03  No. 5414  To avoid confusion with the country of the same name, . . .
2023-12-04  No. 5415  To avoid confusion with the Bulgarian province of the same . . .
2023-12-05  No. 5416  Yes, in this county it's so rampant that an entire . . .
2023-12-06  No. 5417  In this world, humans deliver baby storks. The storks are very . . .
2023-12-07  No. 5418  Hey, it's Albert's brother-in-law, Steve! We haven't seen him in . . .
2023-12-08  No. 5419  To avoid confusion with the US state of the same . . .
2023-12-09  No. 5420  Far, far too many cauldrons. It's a well-known side effect . . .
2023-12-10  No. 5421  She also left the NUM-Lock on. Been there myself plenty . . .
2023-12-11  No. 5422  My word, that's a lot of fractals. This promises to . . .
2023-12-12  No. 5423  My word, that's about 15% of a copy of the . . .
2023-12-13  No. 5424  Five down, two to go.
2023-12-14  No. 5425  It's beginning to look a lot like Blackdripmas...
2023-12-15  No. 5426  My word, that's a henway. This promises to be a . . .
2023-12-16  No. 5427  My Word, You Do Look Queer does seem to have . . .
2023-12-17  No. 5428  They're in the early stages of learning the difficult art . . .
2023-12-18  No. 5429  Y-merb ord-werb, ey're-therb peaking-serb Erb-ferb Atin-lerb. Is-therb romises-perb o-terb e-berb . . .
2023-12-19  No. 5430  The particle physicists studying the geometric structure of the proton . . .
2023-12-20  No. 5431  Interesting trivia fact: The reason keyboards use that strange DVORAK . . .
2023-12-21  No. 5432  Through a bit of complex quantum mechanics, our protagonists have . . .
2023-12-23  No. 5433  Everyone's had a dishwasher where the dishes come out dirtier . . .
2023-12-24  No. 5434  Who knew Chuckie had an old penchant for making bizarre . . .
2023-12-25  No. 5435  Turns out I've been singing "Blank Space" by Taylor Swift . . .
2023-12-26  No. 5436  Who knew Chuckie had an old pendant for making bizarre . . .
2023-12-27  No. 5437  Strauss, Strauss, Strauss, Strauss, and Strauss. A list of composers . . .
2023-12-28  No. 5438  Don't worry, this makes a stable time loop. There will . . .
2023-12-29  No. 5439  It's about time they got his cave hooked up to . . .
2023-12-30  No. 5440  You know, ever since I started taking payment in East . . .
2023-12-31  No. 5441  There are twenty factual errors in this strip. Let's see . . .
2024-01-01  No. 5442  The Earth actually rotates 360° in 23 hours, 56 minutes, . . .
2024-01-02  No. 5443  Kerry's alarm clock broke overnight, so she overslept and didn't . . .
2024-01-03  No. 5444  Dear readers, I have some bad news. The upcoming Egyptmas/squangleflibberdoodle . . .
2024-01-04  No. 5445  Because I'm not the type to be outdone, I included . . .
2024-01-05  No. 5446  Twenty-two, actually. I'm a bit embarrassed.
2024-01-06  No. 5447  I've decided with this strip to go with an all . . .
2024-01-07  No. 5448  By the way, unrelated to this strip, remember how I . . .
2024-01-08  No. 5449  I can report to you that the numbers have just . . .
2024-01-09  No. 5450  The opening "end" scene of the comic has now concluded. We're . . .
2024-01-10  No. 5451  Do you really need to escape the room? Why not . . .
2024-01-11  No. 5452  Have you ever seen anyone filibuster so well? (The answer, . . .
2024-01-12  No. 5453  He caught the virus in a 1930s speakeasy.
2024-01-13  No. 5454  And now that's another fine mess that needs to be . . .
2024-01-14  No. 5455  Sorry about the sudden jump back to present day. There . . .
2024-01-15  No. 5456  On the 20th Day of Blackdripmas... Everybody is well and truly . . .
2024-01-16  No. 5457  Our DNS server went down, but it should be fixed . . .
2024-01-17  No. 5458  Over in Galaxy 93-Z, they're still celebrating the 32nd day . . .
2024-01-18  No. 5459  That is because he is friends with the Otter of . . .
2024-01-19  No. 5460  Of course we all know that the correct answer to . . .
2024-01-20  No. 5461  The foundations the characters are laying down here will, eventually, . . .
2024-01-21  No. 5462  This strip was drawn entirely using straight lines precisely 2.3 . . .
2024-01-22  No. 5463  You have to admit, those neolithic stone-circle builders really were . . .
2024-01-23  No. 5464  I was told it would rain during today's strip. Cartoon meteorologists . . .
2024-01-24  No. 5465  Yeah, you're seeing this right. Dial-up internet, millenia before the . . .
2024-01-25  No. 5466  A $50,000,000 deposit of dubious provenance arrives in their account; . . .
2024-01-26  No. 5467  I would give an explanation for why the Double-Reverse Hemmingway . . .
2024-01-27  No. 5468  I admit it: I'm kind of sick of drawing, and . . .
2024-01-28  No. 5469  It's not Stockholm Syndrome. It's Helsinki Syndrome. Which is just like . . .
2024-01-29  No. 5470  Well, that's really put the rat amongst the puffins!
2024-01-30  No. 5471  What a wonderful panoramic view of Antarctica in the middle . . .
2024-01-31  No. 5472  I apologize for the inaccuracy in this strip. The actual . . .
2024-02-01  No. 5473  Ink outages are no joke. Our comic isn't the first . . .
2024-02-02  No. 5474  Well, that's really put the bat amongst the penguins!
2024-02-03  No. 5475  It's completely impractical and puts a lot of strain on . . .
2024-02-04  No. 5476  I only upload high quality Postcard strips.
2024-02-05  No. 5477  This is actually the CDC-recommended procedure for what to do . . .
2024-02-06  No. 5478  And now for something completely different. Well, no, that's a . . .
2024-02-07  No. 5479  In the town of Paducah, Kentucky, it's illegal to tie . . .
2024-02-08  No. 5480  Have you ever wondered what happened to Jim the Rat . . .
2024-02-10  No. 5481  I might have to eliminate the entire genre at this . . .
2024-02-11  No. 5482  Well, the genre has fractured into 21 subgenres. Not sure . . .
2024-02-12  No. 5483  When you sleep in this much, you may as well . . .
2024-02-13  No. 5484  If you don't recognise the peculiar beast in the third . . .
2024-02-14  No. 5485  If it's not from the Gâteau region of France, then . . .
2024-02-15  No. 5486  It's how you maintain control in a world of chaos.
2024-02-16  No. 5487  If it wasn't made by the former emperor of France, . . .
2024-02-17  No. 5488  Something went wrong in the 3D rendering of this strip . . .
2024-02-18  No. 5489  If it wasn't made in Battenberg, then legally it's just . . .
2024-02-19  No. 5490  If it wasn't made in a specific suburb of the . . .
2024-02-20  No. 5491  Every day is a school day, or at least they . . .
2024-02-21  No. 5492  Apologies for the missing comic on the 9th. In my . . .
2024-02-22  No. 5493  After about twenty years I have to ask: Is anybody . . .
2024-02-23  No. 5494  Wow, that guy next door must have been waiting eagerly . . .
2024-02-24  No. 5495  "Once upon a time..." would've been an appropriate start for . . .
2024-02-25  No. 5496  The 113th annual meeting of the International Webcomic Artist's Convention . . .
2024-02-26  No. 5497  Surely it must have been updated by now, right?
2024-02-27  No. 5498  He gazes at the forest and all he sees are . . .
2024-02-28  No. 5499  This strip won't make much sense if you don't remember . . .
2024-02-29  No. 5500  Well, this joke sure snuck under the radar. That's what happens . . .
2024-03-01  No. 5501  One of the attendant costs to assembling the world's largest . . .
2024-03-02  No. 5502  If I'm going to be brutally (or gently, why does . . .
2024-03-03  No. 5503  Today's comic is formatted in a colour space that uses . . .
2024-03-04  No. 5504  Yesterday's comic, rendered in RGB. The colors are probably a . . .
2024-03-05  No. 5505  Anybody under the age of 25 will have trouble understanding . . .
2024-03-06  No. 5506  You magnificent wassname! I read your book! It was really boring.
2024-03-07  No. 5507  Whose bright idea was it to hand Jim The Rat . . .
2024-03-08  No. 5508  Anybody over the age of 25 will have trouble understanding . . .
2024-03-09  No. 5509  Ask Greg. I mean, he won't necessarily have the answers, but . . .
2024-03-10  No. 5510  Anybody exactly the age of 25 will have trouble understanding . . .
2024-03-11  No. 5511  It's actually doing something. I wouldn't have expected that.
2024-03-12  No. 5512  Mixing German sausages with French bread... ...it's the wurst pain you'll . . .
2024-03-13  No. 5513  Mixing Slovakian bridges with French bread... ...it's the most pain you'll . . .
2024-03-14  No. 5514  Adding too much raising agent to French bread... ...It's the yeast . . .
2024-03-15  No. 5515  Scripts have gotten astoundingly more compact ever since they stopped . . .
2024-03-16  No. 5516  Scripts have gotten astoundingly more compact ever since we hired . . .
2024-03-17  No. 5517  Scripts have gotten astoundingly more compact ever since we signed . . .
2024-03-18  No. 5518  Scripts have gotten astoundingly more non-existent ever since they stopped . . .
2024-03-19  No. 5519  [THIS SPACE AVAILABLE FOR RENT EVER SINCE THEY STOPPED WRITING . . .
2024-03-20  No. 5520  Hello, and welcome to my class! For this class, I . . .
2024-03-21  No. 5521  ********* WIN BIG AT POSTCARDCASINOS.COM ********* ********* POKER, BLACKJACK, AND ROULETTE . . .
2024-03-22  No. 5522  And at another part of the race track it has . . .
2024-03-23  No. 5523  Good news! Corporate has decided to start paying writers again. . . .
2024-03-24  No. 5524  Well, that was a waste of a morning.
2024-03-25  No. 5525  Well, that was a waste of several evenings.
2024-03-26  No. 5526  At five major glitches in the period of 1 hour . . .
2024-03-27  No. 5527  The third panel of this strip features a cameo from . . .
2024-03-28  No. 5528  I worked hard on this strip, and then saved it . . .
2024-03-29  No. 5529  I clicked the FORMAT button to ensure this comic would . . .
2024-03-30  No. 5530  To avoid any further file formatting issues, I saved this . . .
2024-03-31  No. 5531  You know what? Forget formatting. This comic is made with . . .
2024-04-01  No. 5532  Total Chromium content: ZERO
2024-04-02  No. 5533  Legal has just informed me that some of you out . . .
2024-04-03  No. 5534  Eh, screw it. Today you get gamma rays. COME GET . . .
2024-04-04  No. 5535  With a Gas & Electric bill that's only payable in . . .
2024-04-05  No. 5536  Sorry, today's comic has no color. I would have added . . .
2024-04-06  No. 5537  It's completely unsuited for a news program - which makes . . .
2024-04-07  No. 5538  Do my eyes deceive me, or are we looking at . . .
2024-04-08  No. 5539  Through certain legal loopholes and a very complicated ancestry, Antonio . . .
2024-04-09  No. 5540  Interesting thing to make your Scroll Lock key do. But . . .
2024-04-10  No. 5541  You know, reading strip #1 and reading this strip immediately . . .
2024-04-11  No. 5542  D'oh! It's a metilee, not a simaphore!
2024-04-12  No. 5543  Although strictly speaking it's spelled semaphore.
2024-04-13  No. 5544  I've grown tired of doing CAPTCHAs, so I programmed an . . .
2024-04-14  No. 5545  Personally, I don't have particularly high hopes for him on . . .
2024-04-15  No. 5546  I have no idea what I clicked on that turned . . .
2024-04-16  No. 5547  That's two of the biggest loopholes ever seen in the . . .
2024-04-17  No. 5548  You know, you'd think that someone would expect this to . . .
2024-04-18  No. 5549  Methinks I shall be having to clear my calendar for . . .
2024-04-19  No. 5550  Of course, maybe it would be better if I just . . .
2024-04-20  No. 5551  Today's comic is rendered in radio waves, because Legal informed . . .
2024-04-21  No. 5552  Version 5 is a significant downgrade compared to version 4.
2024-04-22  No. 5553  Why of course he'll give you some free money, in . . .
2024-04-23  No. 5554  The plus side of using these wavelengths of the electromagnetic . . .
2024-04-24  No. 5555  Today's comic does not give off any light. This was . . .
2024-04-25  No. 5556  We're good at thinking of the ideas, but not so . . .
2024-04-26  No. 5557  A watched pot never boils, unless it's at over two . . .
2024-04-27  No. 5558  This comic features new technology that allows you to hear . . .
2024-04-28  No. 5559  A man challenged me to a race. I asked him, . . .
2024-04-29  No. 5560  A group of multiple people with a baton challenged a . . .
2024-04-30  No. 5561  A man challenged me to a race. I told him, . . .
2024-05-01  No. 5562  Their poetry endeavours ground to an ignominious halt when they . . .
2024-05-02  No. 5563  Although if they can't make poetry that doesn't rhyme, they . . .
2024-05-03  No. 5564  do they even know the deep intricacies of a real good haiku?
2024-05-04  No. 5565  In my opinion the expression "as clear as crystal" needs . . .
2024-05-05  No. 5566  Pretty as a picture. Y'know, one of them.
2024-05-06  No. 5567  A lost group.
2024-05-07  No. 5568  Antonio's experimental dream recorder machine malfunctioned badly and instead fed . . .
2024-05-08  No. 5569  They've been asked to stop staring into the void, the . . .
2024-05-09  No. 5570  This is what happens when you let bots overrun your . . .
2024-05-10  No. 5571  And I thought I'd seen bad ideas before...
2024-05-11  No. 5572  To make yourself sound erudite in conversation, I recommend randomly . . .
2024-05-12  No. 5573  Unfortunately, I no longer have the rights to use John . . .
2024-05-13  No. 5574  I, on the other hand, still have rights to all . . .
2024-05-14  No. 5575  Rejected Holiday Ideas: No. 5737725: Mountain climbing in the Netherlands
2024-05-15  No. 5576  Timeline-wise, this is the first appearance of that 5,167-eyed monster. . . .
2024-05-16  No. 5577  This point is not up for debate, no matter how . . .
2024-05-17  No. 5578  My word, that's the unexpected and sudden return of an . . .
2024-05-18  No. 5579  Kept trying until they finally got it right. Took about all . . .
2024-05-19  No. 5580  Ooh, the cake's ready! Sadly, he can't go and eat it . . .
2024-05-20  No. 5581  You know what they say. You can have your cake . . .
2024-05-21  No. 5582  Red and yellow and green and blue, clear signs that . . .
2024-05-22  No. 5583  Just stop screaming!
2024-05-23  No. 5584  this is not a haiku i just formatted it like one to . . .
2024-05-24  No. 5585  At some point Margaret is going to have to deal . . .
2024-05-25  No. 5586  They said that Piranha Opera was dead. They were wrong. . . .
2024-05-26  No. 5587  Several people have pointed to the inconsistency in my usage . . .
2024-05-27  No. 5588  Oh, so his career matters, but hers doesn't? Go jump . . .
2024-05-28  No. 5589  That second option doesn't require the involvement of a hedgehog, . . .
2024-05-29  No. 5590  If you have to ask what it is, your clearance . . .
2024-05-30  No. 5591  Kudos to those who figured out scarily encrypted was an . . .
2024-05-31  No. 5592  It's mildly inconvenient whilst it's there, but when it's gone . . .
2024-06-01  No. 5593  Dr. Insidio's scheme is foolproof. Unfortunately, it is not intelligent . . .
2024-06-02  No. 5594  In only 45 minutes?!
2024-06-03  No. 5595  In only 44 minutes! Very impressive.
2024-06-04  No. 5596  There's general agreement that Fili and Kili, because of their . . .
2024-06-05  No. 5597  Uh, don't suppose you could remind us which pill does . . .
2024-06-06  No. 5598  Curiouser and curiouser... is the incorrect way of saying it. . . .
2024-06-07  No. 5599  This is several weeks of failure in a row now.
2024-06-08  No. 5600  It was the thingummybob with the whatchamacallit by whatstheirface, from . . .
2024-06-09  No. 5601  Nothing good could possibly come from breaking that bottle of . . .
2024-06-10  No. 5602  Of course, the Sealed Vacuum Pouch of Evil should probably . . .
2024-06-11  No. 5603  There is a perfectly good reason for those events not . . .
2024-06-12  No. 5604  From here on, we will be using reverse comic book . . .
2024-06-13  No. 5605  Yeah, I know it's weird for each week to be . . .
2024-06-14  No. 5606  I always knew broccoli was a deadly weapon.
2024-06-15  No. 5607  Have you ever seen half a brick? Of course not. If . . .
2024-06-16  No. 5608  Yes, I'm aware that's not remotely how en passant works.
2024-06-17  No. 5609  I will grudgingly admit that the update my hosting service . . .
2024-06-18  No. 5610  This comic only works in a universe where Bohr's model . . .
2024-06-19  No. 5611  Notable materials I've observed to be used in the construction . . .
2024-06-20  No. 5612  Don't make me end this comic description early, because so . . .
2024-06-21  No. 5613  This proves that if an + bn = cn, where . . .
2024-06-22  No. 5614  Mono, as a virus, is extremely badly named.
2024-06-23  No. 5615  A man told me he was visiting a town in . . .
2024-06-24  No. 5616  When the entire world revolves according to your whim, its . . .
2024-06-25  No. 5617  A man told me he was going to the capital . . .
2024-06-26  No. 5618  It took six months to get around to having that . . .
2024-06-27  No. 5619  Today is a very special day for our protagonists... Laundry . . .
2024-06-28  No. 5620  I have released the first print compilation, which you can . . .
2024-06-29  No. 5621  If you know how to do it, you can inject . . .
2024-06-30  No. 5622  Ha! Fooled you! The camera was moving, not the train! . . .
2024-07-01  No. 5623  My word, that's a man inadvertently re-hashing material from before . . .
2024-07-02  No. 5624  Due to a database error, we've inadvertently found ourselves with . . .
2024-07-03  No. 5625  The only job role I can think of at this . . .
2024-07-04  No. 5626  The only job role I can think of at this . . .
2024-07-05  No. 5627  Ninety. Thousand. In six months.
2024-07-06  No. 5628  Yeah, it's rather on the nose, but I'm going to . . .
2024-07-07  No. 5629  Comments on a Postcard plagiarizes Peanuts? It's more likely than . . .
2024-07-08  No. 5630  Yes, this comic was written on peanuts that I then . . .
2024-07-09  No. 5631  "Forget me not", they said. Well, I've certainly not forgotten . . .
2024-07-10  No. 5632  There is a direct causal link between depression and lack . . .
2024-07-11  No. 5633  The darkness is really getting to me.
2024-07-12  No. 5634  This is why you can't rely on your darkvision, people!
2024-07-13  No. 5635  Yeah, it's rather on the nose, but it's kinda part . . .
2024-07-14  No. 5636  One of the most interesting things about commentary on Postcard . . .
2024-07-15  No. 5637  Understanding this joke may require some mathematical knowledge, so here's . . .
2024-07-16  No. 5638  I suppose we all have questions for the costuming department . . .
2024-07-17  No. 5639  Can't stop planting trees, call me a serial mahoganist.
2024-07-18  No. 5640  The natural consequences of planting too many trees.
2024-07-19  No. 5641  The second electrician will arrive within three hours.
2024-07-20  No. 5642  Topic for the next round of debates: "Conditions for the . . .
2024-07-21  No. 5643  I wasn't aware it was possible to can an ampersand. . . .
2024-07-22  No. 5644  We all hate those moments, two or three times a . . .
2024-07-23  No. 5645  Sorry for the late update today, but I suddenly discovered . . .
2024-07-24  No. 5646  Something bizarre happened today. I suddenly discovered I was in . . .
2024-07-25  No. 5647  You ever wonder what airport you'd end up in if . . .
2024-07-26  No. 5648  I've recently developed a problem where as soon as I . . .
2024-07-27  No. 5649  While Jim the Rat's use of dibrachs won him the . . .
2024-07-28  No. 5650  Of course Margaret won; she got a four-year head start.
2024-07-29  No. 5651  It's a "rags to riches" tale here at Postcard, in . . .
2024-07-30  No. 5652  On the other hand, Steve and his brother-in-law Albert tried . . .
2024-07-31  No. 5653  I thought of a new character from 2017 but haven't . . .
2024-08-01  No. 5654  Don't get your glasses bent out of shape.
2024-08-02  No. 5655  I really wish I had the patience and animating skill . . .
2024-08-03  No. 5656  I think I'll watch this season and then stop.
2024-08-04  No. 5657  It was afternoon as I thought of this, and I . . .
2024-08-05  No. 5658  And the large, overarching plot in preparation for the 6000th . . .
2024-08-06  No. 5659  Remember that week when the whole Internet went down and . . .
2024-08-07  No. 5660  My new pet dog was sent home early from the . . .
2024-08-08  No. 5661  Not only that but there was also his proposal for . . .
2024-08-09  No. 5662  And as if he wasn't getting enough of it, after . . .
2024-08-10  No. 5663  [No annotation today since the author left. Expect them to . . .
2024-08-11  No. 5664  This is the secret cause of colony collapse disorder.
2024-08-12  No. 5665  Preston ate a lot of Eastern European black bread, and . . .
2024-08-13  No. 5666  "Thermocline" Remember that word. It'll become very important very, very soon!
2024-08-14  No. 5667  I smell smoke in the auditorium. Oh, geez, Charlie Brown . . .
2024-08-15  No. 5668  My next-door neighbor is signed up for a substandard flag . . .
2024-08-16  No. 5669  Forgotten, but not actually gone. Wish I remembered his name . . .
2024-08-17  No. 5670  I still have two chickens left!
2024-08-18  No. 5671  I don't have any more chickens! Don't come any closer, . . .
2024-08-19  No. 5672  That was unexpected. Apparently a chicken now owns two copies . . .
2024-08-20  No. 5673  And it must be a figure divisible by 8, or . . .
2024-08-21  No. 5674  If this comic had an annotation, it would be an . . .
2024-08-22  No. 5675  The people of the Mushroom Kingdom are a lot more . . .
2024-08-23  No. 5676  If you think your job's bad, why not try being . . .
2024-08-24  No. 5677  I may as well point out the illustration error, so . . .
2024-08-25  No. 5678  The puzzle is actually impossible to complete. None of the . . .
2024-08-26  No. 5679  Even I'm crying, and I wrote it. I know! He's . . .
2024-08-27  No. 5680  Randolph rabbit's running radical radish recital, really rather rubbish reading.
2024-08-28  No. 5681  The phrase "updating your podcasts" has a very different meaning . . .
2024-08-29  No. 5682  I'm convinced I've read this somewhere before...
2024-08-30  No. 5683  Derek Davies' daring dinner debate deal divides delagates, damningly disastrous . . .
2024-08-31  No. 5684  I'm convinced I've read this somewhere before...
2024-09-01  No. 5685  I'm convinced I've not only read but also wrote this . . .
2024-09-02  No. 5686  You know all those other webcomics that you thought were . . .
2024-09-03  No. 5687  Arthur Barret's classes disgust everybody, frankly grotesque, horrifyingly insulting. Junior . . .
2024-09-04  No. 5688  This is what happens when you don't qualify "animals" with . . .
2024-09-05  No. 5689  I’m convinced I haven’t read this anywhere before…
2024-09-06  No. 5690  Nope, no more of that, I've quite frankly had enough . . .
2024-09-07  No. 5691  They're often mistaken for siblings, for some reason...
2024-09-08  No. 5692  I decided to make fun of the company that owns . . .
2024-09-09  No. 5693  Keeping you car's cattery properly charged should ensure the engine . . .
2024-09-10  No. 5694  Feel free not to like this one. Even I don't.
2024-09-11  No. 5695  Liking this one, however, is mandatory.
2024-09-12  No. 5696  I just discovered that the colour olive is called that . . .
2024-09-13  No. 5697  Confession time: When I applied for a writer's post on . . .
2024-09-14  No. 5698  You can stop emailing me about the color of mustard . . .
2024-09-15  No. 5699  Ideal evening, ideal partner, ideal meal?
2024-09-16  No. 5700  Well, that's 15 deadlines he's (deliberately) blown through and they . . .
2024-09-17  No. 5701  Clippy sent me this after I was about to tell . . .
2024-09-18  No. 5702  My apologies for how needlessly cruel the comic has been . . .
2024-09-19  No. 5703  Even if it were even notionally Don Hollister's responsibilty, I . . .
2024-09-20  No. 5704  This is the universe where dogs chase cats, cats chase . . .
2024-09-21  No. 5705  This is a universe where wolves eat goats, goats eat . . .
2024-09-22  No. 5706  This is a universe where rocks eat scissors, scissors eat . . .
2024-09-23  No. 5707  Just a little preview there of the Kilberton family's sideline . . .
2024-09-24  No. 5708  The metal disc is, of course, there to prevent Dorothy . . .
2024-09-26  No. 5709  I like rooting for the overdog, but I don’t overstand . . .
2024-09-27  No. 5710  Tall-Tale Tim categorically denies that he is a "big fat . . .
2024-09-28  No. 5711  There wasn't a traditional kanji character for "schadenfreude", but in . . .
2024-09-29  No. 5712  I use "dices" for the singular and "dies" for the . . .
2024-09-30  No. 5713  As an aside, when banking with Tall-Tale Tim, it is . . .
2024-10-01  No. 5714  Who ordered that?
2024-10-02  No. 5715  That ordered who?
2024-10-03  No. 5716  Concrastination, for why do today what you can put off . . .
2024-10-05  No. 5717  Now we're so young, but we're probably gonna dice...
2024-10-06  No. 5718  I haven't listened to as many podcasts this week as . . .
2024-10-07  No. 5719  But in this instance, no it's not.
2024-10-08  No. 5720  Why do so many people have grilled cheese sandwiches, but . . .
2024-10-09  No. 5721  We can neither confirm nor deny the presence of any . . .
2024-10-10  No. 5722  Rest in peace, unnamed omniscient narrator.
2024-10-11  No. 5723  Great news: My partner and I are getting hitched! To a . . .
2024-10-12  No. 5724  What is done is done and there is no going . . .
2024-10-13  No. 5725  Unfortunately, our artist has been fired due to making controversial . . .
2024-10-14  No. 5726  The steamed broccoli is seasoned with an entire roast turkey, . . .
2024-10-20  No. 5727  Keep in mind that in this universe, the pigeonhole principle . . .
2024-10-21  No. 5728  It was just a cardboard box with "Taim Musheen" scrawled . . .
2024-10-22  No. 5729  Weil sieben neun gegessen hat! Okay, nobody laughed. This is . . .
2024-10-23  No. 5730  There's something fishy here... And it's not just the seven tonnes . . .
2024-10-24  No. 5731  Concatenation, because does that number really need to be displayed . . .
2024-10-25  No. 5732  Using the poetric system, Antonio has travelled a distance of . . .
2024-10-26  No. 5733  This comic is sure to take you way back to . . .
2024-10-27  No. 5734  This comic is sure to take you back to that . . .
2024-10-28  No. 5735  Oooh... nuts... I forgot to bring the almonds.
2024-10-29  No. 5736  When finding how many moles of a substance are formed . . .
2024-10-30  No. 5737  I am, after all, the world's most foremost expert on . . .
2024-10-31  No. 5738  I do so enjoy travelling with beans, always plenty of . . .
2024-11-01  No. 5739  I remember being asked to write a school assignment on . . .
2024-11-02  No. 5740  I firmly believe that the events of Han Solo shooting . . .
2024-11-03  No. 5741  It's much more badly designed than the previous version.
2024-11-04  No. 5742  Be warned that offering up truly empty space may void . . .
2024-11-05  No. 5743  These angles are not measured in degrees, radians, or gradians, . . .
2024-11-06  No. 5744  That ship has sailed. Literally.
2024-11-07  No. 5745  Oh... crumbs... All the chocolate biscuits got smashed to pieces in . . .
2024-11-08  No. 5746  Things appear to be winding down. We can't have that, . . .
2024-11-09  No. 5747  I saw some disgusting sheet metal from Germany. I exclaimed, . . .
2024-11-10  No. 5748  That guy at the back who holds the peanuts, he's . . .
2024-11-11  No. 5749  This is, in fact, the first successful landing in the . . .
2024-11-12  No. 5750  Somebody posted on the forums to say that in the . . .
2024-11-13  No. 5751  Sometimes I find comic writing makes me feel really hungry...
2024-11-14  No. 5752  To address the ongoing complaints, Robosaurus has now come up . . .
2024-11-16  No. 5753  There is, of course, a secret Fourth Law, but I . . .
2024-11-17  No. 5754  As the keepers of that bird reserve will often say: . . .
2024-11-18  No. 5755  Only 312 episodes to go!
2024-11-19  No. 5756  Somebody (who is probably not Confucius) said that when seeking . . .
2024-11-20  No. 5757  If you hear it through the grape vine, then it . . .
2024-11-21  No. 5758  A big thanks to Toby Fox, Mark Mothersbaugh, and Wendy . . .
2024-11-22  No. 5759  It took a lot of hard work, but I finally . . .
2024-11-23  No. 5760  Oh, this one is a youngie but a baddie...
2024-11-24  No. 5761  Apologies for mispronouncing "Worcester" in the previous strip. I would . . .
2024-11-25  No. 5762  I really need to stop using the idiom, "If that . . .
2024-11-26  No. 5763  A friend of mine advocates imposing a financial levy on . . .
2024-11-27  No. 5764  I've written a new dungeon exploration adventure for my ongoing . . .
2024-11-28  No. 5765  This is a good use for the little-known sister phrase, . . .
2024-11-29  No. 5766  Rejected Holiday Ideas: No. 5737726: Scuba Diving on the planet Mercury And . . .
2024-11-30  No. 5767  I made a sequel to my campaign in which the . . .
2024-12-01  No. 5768  Contrary to popular belief, the flood did not happen on . . .
2024-12-02  No. 5769  Then there was that time they passed through that village . . .