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| Lenny  Lenny has tall, spiky hair - a product of his habit of wearing upside-down levitation boots. | Gwenyth  Gwenyth has a distinctive laugh, and a clone, who looks just like her. | Margaret  Margaret grew up on a farm. | 
| Preston  Preston is part Cherokee, on his father's side. He also likes using updside-down levitation boots. | Antonio  Antonio likes Guinness, and adopts strange mental states to help him get through traumatic experiences. | Blackdrip  Blackdrip was originally a last-minute replacement character, but he and his dozens of -drip alternates have sort of taken over the plot. | 
| Antoinette  Antoinette works as a barista and speaks using American Sign Language. She has an udder for a head. | Wanda  Wanda is a distant relative of Benito Mussolini. | Major Hamm  Major Hamm likes wearing Hawaiian shirts, when not in uniform. | 
| Roxanne  Roxanne really likes taco salad. No, really. | Chuckie  Chuckie died a horrible death early in the strip, but that doesn't seem to have prevented him from being one of the most popular characters. | Lenny's Cat  Lenny's cat hates Mondays and his grandfather was a dog. | 
| Mysterious Woman Who Only Ever Appears in the Background  Mysterious Woman Who Only Ever Appears in the Background is a mysterious woman who only ever appears in the background. | Mauvedrip  Of all the -drip characters, Mauvedrip seems to have become the most popular thanks to his fake Russian accent and unique costume. | Robosaurus  Robosaurus is... well, you can tell just by looking at him. | 
| Albert's brother-in-law, Steve  Albert's brother-in-law, Steve is Albert's brother-in-law. | Steve's brother-in-law, Albert  Steve's brother-in-law, Albert is Steve's brother-in-law. | Amanda  Amanda is Steve's brother-in-law, Albert's wife. She has a dragon. | 
| Sally  Sally is Amanda's sister-in-law. | Albert  Albert is Steve's other brother-in-law. | Kristin  Kristin is Steve's sister and Albert's wife. | 
| Amelia Braseby  Amelia is a scion of the extensive Braseby family. | Tim Braseby  Tim is also a scion of the extensive Braseby family. | Edna  Sally and The Mysterious Woman Who Only Ever Appears in the Background were eventually revealed to be the same person, whose real name is Edna. |