Recited from memory by: David Morgan-Mar
The author writes:
I've been contacted by The New Yorker, who wants to run one of my comics in a special editorial issue about the conflict between big business and the environment. Specifically, this one.
Now, like most people, I'm of the opinion that The New Yorker comics are incomprehensible at the best of times. But given that I didn't even know what I was thinking when I wrote that one, I think this is definitive proof that it's all being done on purpose.