Denying any responsibility for this is: manyhills
The author writes:
I've never actually been to Greenland. I hear it's a nice place, if cold. But I just resent any sort-of country that's sort-of part of another country. It's how I feel about Puerto Rico or the Isle of Man, too. Either man up a bit and become independent or [borg]assimilate totally[/borg]. No sense sitting on the bench like Babe Manning during the LA Lakers' Stanley Cup tie.