Decoded from alien signals by: The Thinker
The author writes:
The art for the unsympathetic villain of this piece is an incredibly unflattering caricature of the blithering moron who drove through a puddle and splashed me as I was walking on the nearby pavement, some 3 years ago. Yes, it's been that long and I still remember. Just consider this the petty revenge of some vindictive comic creator.