Transcribed painstakingly from the charred remains of the original notes by: The Thinker
The author writes:
My PC's key-panel (that's what I'm currently calling it, it's necessary) is missing the alphabet's fifteenth letter. Rather awkward I must say, I desire never using the number 0 in its stead. I hate it when individuals utilise that character in that manner. Thus, I must select my letter arrangements very carefully. That, and it's cheating.