Translated from ancient Sumerian by: John Wallace
The author writes:
Yes, Blackdrip and the woman with an udder for a head (who I've just now decided is named Antoinette) are an item now. I could say it's because they're both outcasts, but nobody but Blackdrip seems to have noticed Antoinette's... condition... and most people have a habit of either tolerating Blackdrip in fear of provoking him or subconsciously blotting him out altogether as a psychological defence.
Oh, and kids, don't try the pickup line, "Your breasts are free of nipples because you already have a milk machine on your shoulders. I just know thisssssss," at home.