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The author writes:
Everyone thought it was impossible, and it took 1018 years, but Square Enix did indeed succeed in releasing an uncountably infinite number of Final Fantasy games. LightningXSephirothOTP VIII was the worst.
Aside: Some weeks ago, I donated the opportunity to make a cameo appearance in CoaP to a charity auction. This obligation is now discharged, and I hope that John is satisfied with his appearance and that the local cat sanctuary is satisfied with its $2.63.