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Transcribed painstakingly from the charred remains of the original notes by: CorrectHorseBattery
The author writes:
There has been lots of speculation about who is pure evil. Here are the most popular theories, and why they're incorrect.
Lenny, Chuckie, or Antoinette: They are all dead! I wouldn't make such an anticlimactic twist! Also, does Chuckie count as a long-running character?
Lenny's Cat: All of the speculation mentions the annotation of strip 3720. That was mostly a joke. While I am planning to give Lenny's Cat a larger role, it's not as a villain.
Bartholomew Theodore Honk: There is no such character! Do you even read the comic?
The cow: I've gotten over my fear of cows quite some time ago. Due to this, all of the villainous cows in this comic have been turned into hamburgers, and none of the cows that appeared since are evil.
Me: If I were evil, the characters would have suffered far more.
Redhead with glasses: The character has a name. The character is not just an extra.