Beamed directly into your brain by: unstattedCommoner
The author writes:
It is suspected that the Gödel Alephnullplex is screening films which its operating licence does not permit it to screen, but so far the local council has been unable to prove this.
In unrelated news, a fire at my local library has destroyed the entire archive of The Sentinel Globe & Sun Herald. Fortunately no staff or customers were injured, and its remarkable collection of pre-Renaissance alchemical and occult manuscripts survived intact.