Pieced together from ancient legends by: Panpear
The author writes:
Some of you wrote to ask why I got into a car accident since I'm now now riding a bus and have no license. Well, long story short, ol' Veronica (that was my car - don't you guys name your cars?) never quite recovered from the aforementioned accident, and eventually repair costs outweighed the benefit of keeping her around. Plus side was I gotta thick wad of cash from the local junk yard. I think he said that he was going to use her in some sort of junk car crash derby or something.
As for the license... well... Let's just say I'm not hopping on a motorised bike after leaving the bar any time soon (the motor didn't even work! But don't try telling that to the police). Kids, you have been warned.