mezzacotta - Comments on a Postcard

No. 1681:

Decoded from alien signals by: The Thinker

The author writes:

What to look out for in the upcoming weeks on Comments on a Postcard:

Mr McCauley finally shows off his uranium dinnerware.
The conclusion to the "Aliens from the planet Spargon vs. the house cats of England" storyline.
How to beat hedgehogs at chess and poker (along with various other small European mammals).
Learn why you should never leave those glowing red rocks you frequently find in your backyard unattended.
Find out where I put my copies of The Screwtape Letters.
And last but not least, the long awaited return of Albert and his brother-in-law Steve, whereby they sit on a sofa all day and discuss those flamingo ornaments you find on the lawns of people with a very poor sense of taste.