Beamed directly into your brain by: Henning Makholm
The author writes:
See, that's what happens if you're too busy being pleased with yourself to watch out for stray staplers!
In other news, I'll be attending ConVulsion this weekend. I'm not going to have a trading booth or anything, so if you want to meet me and/or find out what I look like, you'll have to recognise the name on my badge. Delightfully old-fashioned, isn't it?