Decoded from alien signals by: Henning Makholm
The author writes:
I have tried tracking down sources for some of the more outrageous quotes attributed to me, but the trail always ends fairly quickly at people who'll only answer my queries with insults. "You know what you said, b*tch!" is one of the more civil and cogent replies I've received.
Why? And where is the address for the Complaints and Corrections department of the Internet?