Translated from ancient Sumerian by: Leon Arnott
The author writes:
Okay, here's the story: I had this totally bonzer strip planned for today, but just when I was drifting off to sleep last night, I had a sudden flash of cold terror. Two of the fundamental components of the strip's punchline were, I suddenly realised, completely and utterly bogus. To whit:
1) Rhinoceroses don't lay eggs.
2) Jesus was born on Christmas and died on the cross during Easter... not the other way around.
So I had no choice but to leap out of bed and make this quick replacement comic in Paint using two of my forum avatars as characters. I just finished it now. Too tired to tell if it's funny. Stop typing sleep now
NEXT MORNING EDIT: Oh. My. God. This strip is freaking hilarious! I wrote this?! How the heck did I do it?! It's a Christmas miracle, I tell you!