Pieced together from ancient legends by: The Thinker
The author writes:
Ok, I'm beginning to see what people meant when they said that he needs a new car. But, whilst it may be missing a couple of rear lights, a front light, back seats, locks on the boot, locks on the main doors, main doors in general, paint on the main outer body, a main outer body, a functional clutch, working indicators, side mirrors, the rear-view mirror, working windscreen wipers, the windscreen, and the steering wheel, it's still serviceable, right?!