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Retrieved from racial memory patterns by: Drachefly

The author writes:

The above incident has been occurring to me recently.

Which is to say, Thadius Brown, will you please stop mailing packages to yourself at my home address, care of me? I do not know who you are, and I'm beginning to run out of room in the shed. The return address you've listed is clearly false, as it is also my home, and I know that you do not live here.

Nonetheless, if you come to pick them up, you're welcome to them, but please come soon - I won't hold onto these forever, no matter what the postal regulations say.