Quoted from an email originally sent to: darth_mascurse
The author writes:
Boy, I'm glad I loaded that self-defence software yesterday. I would be so chopped into little pieces right now otherwise. I felt it rather ironic, so I decided to show the incident from a third-person perspective for your viewing pleasure. Please ignore the use of pink backgrounds.
In other news, I have begun work on the replacement universe so we all won't die when I reboot - just the freaks that have taken over my universe!