Denying any responsibility for this is: The Thinker
The author writes:
Now when we seal the cat up in the box with a vial of poison, its state inside the box is usually thought to be dead, alive or both at the same time. In all actuality what's happening here isn't that it's dead or alive inside the box, but rather that the little bleeder's escaped by tearing a hole in the back.
Next time I recommend that we use tortoises for this experiment...