Denying any responsibility for this is: Colin F.
The author writes:
Buses. Don't you just hate them? I always have to ride them for two hours to get from work to home again. Worse, they tend to be filled to seating capacity, meaning you have to stand there waiting for someone to leave and hope that no one else intercepts the seat. Not to mention that they always take breaks whenever they get ahead of schedule. But it's either that, or spend $10,000 I don't have on a gas-guzzling car I'm not licensed to drive.