Extracted from the original commentary document by: The Thinker
The author writes:
What? Oh, just ignore that last one and let us continue!
A competitive tele—
Ahem. This is the artist speaking, uh, typing. Just to let you know that I've just knocked the author out cold for the purposes of sparing you all from another barrage of bad puns with a common theme. This is not the first time that he has done this nor will it be the last, all I can do is simply limit the damage done. You're welcome.
Now instead of whatever monstrosity he'd have me draw this time, here's an oil painting I did of my local estuary at autumn and lit by the evening sun.