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Translated from ancient Sumerian by: aliyaist

The author writes:

An unspecified error has occurred. Please consult the following handy troubleshooter:

Make sure nobody else is connected to the target system.
Make sure the target system is plugged in.
Make sure the mouse is connected properly.
Try restarting the device.
Make sure you have an updated security certificate.
Make sure the target system has an updated security certificate.
Try disabling the target system's security certificate.
Make sure you have fully updated your version of Windows.
Make sure your system is even running on Windows.
Try uninstalling Windows and installing Linux.
Make sure the keyboard is connected properly.
Make sure you have at least 17 MB of RAM.
Make sure the standby helicopter is fueled and ready to take off at a moment's notice.
Make sure the target system has at least 3 GB of RAM.
Make sure the Flargenesh service is installed and running.
Try plugging your computer into an outlet with American voltage instead of European voltage.
Make sure there are no excessively strong magnetic or gravitational fields in proximity to the device.
Make sure you turned your computer back on after you installed Linux.
Make sure you have been vaccinated against diphtheria.
Try turning the lights in the room off and on again. If you are outdoors, try going indoors and then turning the lights in the room off and on again.
Make sure the system is connected to your computer using the proper USB cable.
Make sure the USB cable is genuine.
Make sure all gamma-ray producing devices in the vicinity are turned off.
Try saving the file in a different location.
Make sure you have write permissions for the location in which you are saving the file.
Make sure you have paid your taxes for the year 2013.
Make sure all gamma-ray producing devices in the vicinity are unplugged.
Try restarting the device again.
Make sure you have taken any required anti-histamine medications.
Make sure the audio file is of at least 512 bps.
Just take a sledgehammer to any nearby gamma-ray producing devices until you're sure they won't be producing any more gamma rays anytime soon.
Make sure you have permissions to use the Flargenesh service.
Make sure your firewall is disabled.
Try enabling your firewall.
Make sure the Flargenesh service has not been disabled.
Make sure your passport is valid for at least another six months and contains a valid visa for the Republic of Chile.
Make sure the Albatross drivers are installed and running.
Make sure the Albatross drivers have not been disabled.
Make sure you have permissions to use the Albatross drivers.
Try uninstalling Linux and installing Windows.
Make sure you turned your computer back on after you installed Windows.
Make sure the selected path intersects at least one coastline if it is not entirely inland.
Make sure you have not eaten within the 24 hours immediately preceding the test.
Check your internet connection.
Make sure you have DirectX version 7 or later.
Make sure you are have Firefox, Chrome, or Internet Explorer installed, even if you aren't using them.
Make sure your laptop battery is 48% charged or more.
Make sure the parking brake has been disengaged.