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Reassembled from partial quotes in archived forum messages by: The Thinker

The author writes:

Of course, the key to writing piranha opera is to always have your mind partially focused on your least favourite item of food*, and imagine it being prepared in bulk and used to power an ocean liner comparable in attributes to the Titanic, but only going backwards in time.

* Anything prepared by Amelia Braseby doesn't count, for the obvious reasons.