Typed up from handwritten notes by: aliyaist
The author writes:
He really should've been sitting down for that.
Which reminds me. Later this year I'll be attending a certain convention in a certain city in California. You know the one. Whoever shows up at my booth with the best Mauvedrip costume gets a free copy of the Postcard trade paperback. Whoever shows up at my booth with the worst Mauvedrip costume gets two free copies.
That should make things interesting...