Quoted from an email originally sent to: bill33
The author writes:
Hi, this is the retriever of the original comic speaking.
I was, unfortunately, unable to acquire the original Rant for this comic. No matter how many times I tried and how many security flaws I poked at throughout the past 40 years, I was never able to successfully access the FBI's database without getting caught, not to mention extract the contents of 6,147,816 .txt files all at once in under 3 seconds. I still have no idea why it's so heavily protected, not to mention how the FBI has to do with this.
I am very sorry for not living up to my fullest potential when it came to getting this comic onto your computer screen. But if someone else wants to take a crack at it, here's all the info I've collected so far! [REDACTED]