Decoded from alien signals by: Henning Makholm
The author writes:
This is not your typical in-flight meal. It's thick portion-sized slices of solid cow, grilled or pan-fried according to each passenger's preference, plus a choice of sides. It comes with real cutlery, including a pointy serrated knife of the kind nobody would ever be allowed to carry through security themselves.
Lenny structured his entire itinerary around this one meal.
(Cue ominous bass notes).