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Reassembled from partial quotes in archived forum messages by: The Thinker

The author writes:

And now for your reading amusement (or is that bemusement?), an exchange that was (sadly) excised from yesterday's comic:

"Excuse me, but do you have any idea what the penalty is for posing as a reporter for the Grodley Telegraph?!"

"Ahem. Ma'am, you'll find that's actually the punishment."

"Oh. Personally, I'd have taken the 50 year prison term myself."