Recited from memory by: John Wallace
The author writes:
Here's a challenge: this strip reveals every single one of Major Hamm's war anecdotes to be true... except for one, which this strip proves to be completely and utterly false. Which one?
Also, believe it or not, I've just now realised that although I hate cows with a quintillion burning passions, I have no problem with drawing a woman with an udder for a head. I must be really messed up. Although Blackdrip's already pretty much confirmed that.