Generated by an infinite conga-space of monkeys coerced by: Neil Tarrant
The author writes:
I just voted! And for anyone who lives in [place name removed] I suggest you go out and vote for [candidate name removed].
EDIT: Yeah, someone emailed me to say that apparently it's actually illegal to tell people who you have voted for until the polls have closed. So, ... yeah. If you did read it, don't let anyone know, okay!