Beamed directly into your brain by: darth_mascurse
The author writes:
Ok, so I'm sitting at work trying to think of what it was I'm supposed to be doing when all of the sudden this happens.
Yes folks, I'm serious, this actually happened.
... all except the part about the banana. I made that up for continuity's sake. Shame though, I would have preferred to leave it at the ridiculous reality.