Pounded into a keyboard by monkeys assisted by: Drachefly
The author writes:
Yesterday, I was in a panic. Do you know why? My daily usage statistics indicated that no one but me had visited the site in the last 24 hours. I checked that the site was up using proxies, even went on freenet... it was up.
And yet, zero usage.
Then I realised what day it was. Of course! Nice one, guys.