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The author writes:
The joke is that once you understand it, you'll find that it's not actually that funny.
In other news, the competition results are now in. You were asked to complete the well-known phrase "________ have lost the Ashes again". For some reason most of you went with either "England" or "Australia", but the answer I was looking for was "The undertakers", which was given only by blackdr1pIsS3xy and one Mr. D. Cameron of Westminster, UK.
So, congratulations to the winners and the prizes have been dispatched.