Transcribed painstakingly from the charred remains of the original notes by: Henning Makholm
The author writes:
Some people seem to think that the undead three-armed eggplant who used to date Antoinette was called Greendip. How this strange, crazy idea arose is beyond my ken. He has not been named within the strip, but for y'all's future reference, his real name is Guacamole.