Typed up from handwritten notes by: unstattedCommoner
The author writes:
It's been a week. If this was xkcd, that page would have been recreated by now.
Anyway, the inspiration for today's strip is that a friend who works for a well known bank told me that one of their traders managed not to close out a futures contract before the delivery date. So 1,000 tons of coffee beans were delivered to their office.