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Translated from ancient Sumerian by: David Morgan-Mar
The author writes:
For added impact when reading this strip, have a large bottle of vanilla extract (the real sort, not the imitation stuff) handy, and pour it all over your head as you get to panel 7.
Be careful not to get too close to naked flames afterwards. We wouldn't want an accident, now.