Transcribed painstakingly from the charred remains of the original notes by: The Thinker
The author writes:
Rising to the challenge is the ultimate dream-squad comprised of a wide assortment of heroes and villains brought together to work in an uneasy alliance!
My friends, I present to you:
Captain Kirk & Mr Spock, Darth Vader, Doctor Who, Batman, Captain America, Dick Dastardly & Muttley, the Mythbusters, Doctor Doom, Pinky & the Brain, Elvis Presley, the Fellowship of the Ring, Asterix & Obelix, Sherlock Holmes, the Incredibles, Sooty, the Ghostbusters, and Ernst Stavro Blofeld...
Together, they form "Team WhyamIbeinghandedaloadofcease&desistlettersbyabunchofintellectualpropertylawyersallofasudden?!"!