Typed up from handwritten notes by: unstattedCommoner
The author writes:
You should imagine that the ninjas are singing fortissimo while accompanied by the full orchestral tutti.
We couldn't decide between The Mikado and The Pirates of Penzance, so we came up The Ninjas of Nagasaki. I'm cautiously optimistic that the result will be better than the occasion when a similar compromise resulted in the Queen of the Night playing the Don's magic flute.