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The author writes:
I'm liberating vampires!
For far too long, they've been portrayed as mustache-twirling monsters without a decent bone in their bodies. No one, it seems, ever gives any thought to the possibility that someone might, y'know, choose undeath for non-malevolent reasons. Or that the descendants of some notorious Nosferatu might actually turn their back on their family legacy. Gaaah!
Well, if I can help it, all that's going to change. This comic, at least, is kissing the ruthless goths of Hammer, Universal, etc. goodbye. And speaking of kissing, as you'll soon find out, vamps can be sexy.
On a related note, I'd like to profusely thank all those readers who responded to my pleas for glitter. I've got enough of the stuff to last me for years.
The promised reward of in-comic immortalization goes to Ed Collins, who, with twelve packets, gave the most by a country mile.