Transcribed painstakingly from the charred remains of the original notes by: David Morgan-Mar
The author writes:
A friend of mine confessed that he's never seen a pineapple in real life.
We weren't even talking about pineapples. He just came into the room and said, "Hi guys! You know, I've never seen a pineapple."
We were all like, "What do you mean you've never seen a pineapple? Or is this some weird euphemism for doing drugs or something?"
"No, I've just never actually seen a pineapple. Not in real life. I've seen them on TV."
Thus, this strip.