Generated by an infinite conga-space of monkeys coerced by: The Thinker
The author writes:
Hello, this is guest editor Greg here! So, right now I'm sitting on a collection of comic strips that our writers and artists have rejected on the grounds that they consider them to be absolute embarrassments.
Yes, that's right, I'm going to publish them... ;-)
- A sample from a collection of notes left behind by former guest-editor Greg, just before he pinched all of the biscuits in the staff break room and fled to Deganwy. Said strips have since been gathered together and burned.
Of course the most galling thing about this is that he still hasn't cleaned out the No. 3 toilet stall in the gents. I'm pretty sure the lab that the hazmat send samples to has discovered at least 51 new and different forms of life living in there!