Xyzzy lives in Missouri, where people call him Austin. The fact that he mysteriously has two names is one of those things we'll explain to you when you get older.
* This does not include strips submitted but yet to be entered into the database. It can take a week or more for strips to be entered into the buffer (or for Square Root of Minus Garfield, two or three months - yes the backlog is that big). Please don't e-mail us to ask why your "buffered strip" number hasn't increased unless a couple of weeks (months for SRoMG) have passed since you sent in a strip. Thanks.