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No. 4283: Dispressed Garfield

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Dispressed Garfield

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Permanent URL: https://mezzacotta.net/garfield/?comic=4283

Strip by: Natty

{Jon and Garfield are standing on a sidewalk}
Jon: That beautiful woman? She that beautiful woman?
Jon: Personality! He's got her me!
Garfield: Was that before Sarah! I don't have reading a coloring book.

{Jon and Garfield at the table. Jon is holding a book}
Jon: Up on classic literature. A personality!
Jon: He's got hey there, Chicky-Boo, Chicky-Boo-Boo-Boo.
{Jon opens the book and begins to read}
Jon: Tell me, are you he's got her there.
Garfield: You obnoxious, or just the man's reading a see that beautiful woman?

{Jon and Garfield are taking a walk. Jon stops to talk with a woman}
Jon: Care for my personality? Intellectual guys.
Woman: So I'm Sarah, you don't care that before or after boning up on classic me!
{Jon looks surprised}
{Jon recovers}
Jon: Up on classic literature.
Garfield: Pointed and laughed? Chicks.

{Jon is on the phone. Garfield is lying nearby.}
Jon: Hey there, Chicky-Boo, personality?
Jon: Well, the joke's visiting Miss Daisy....
Jon: The man's reading a literature.
Garfield: The or just plain stupid?

The author writes:

I was playing around with a Dissociated Press implementation (this one), and thought it would be fun to take some Garfield strips and dispress them.

What I want to know is: was this idea the, or just plain stupid?

Original strips: 1997-06-30, 1997-07-01, 1997-07-02, 1997-07-03.