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No. 3944: Garfield's thoughts

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Garfield's thoughts

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Strip by: Reisen U. Inaba

Jon: Garfield, sometimes I wish I could understand what you're thinking
{Garfield smiles evilly}
Garfield: I'm going to pull your ears over your head and tie them into a knot. Then I'm going to stretch your upper lip over your chin. And then I'm going to pull your right shoe off and stuff it up your left nostril
Jon: Or, maybe not

The author writes:

Alternate strip: Replace Garfield's line with "You'll make a lovely fire".

Original strips: 2006-04-15, 2015-04-04.