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No. 3548: The Other Thing Garfield Used The Phone For

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The Other Thing Garfield Used The Phone For

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Strip by: Lubaf

Garfield: Poor neglected landline...
Phone: Sigh...
Garfield: Don't worry, I haven't forgotten you
Phone: Thanks
Garfield: Remember all those prank phone calls we made?
Phone: Is your refrigerator running? Do you have Prince Albert In A Can?
Garfield: You'd better go and catch it! Well, let him out!
Phone: Good times, good times.

The author writes:

Hang on a second... {picks up phone} Hold on, I'll check. {yells} Oliver Klozoff! Call for Oliver Klozoff! {to phone:} Listen, you lousy bum. If I ever get a hold of you, I swear I'll cut your belly open!

DISCLAIMER: This is not in any way an endorsement of prank calling by the Author or Square Root of Minus Garfield, particularly incredibly lame and clich├ęd prank calls like either of the ones mentioned by the phone in this strip. At least try for something as original as "How does one patch KDE2 under FreeBSD?".

Original strip: 2017-04-07.