Strip by: Cole S.
Jon: Hello, John, and I'm an animator. My guard, Garfield.
Garfield: Mr. Garfield, this is John, who died.
Jon: Our only idea is to thank you.
Garfield: Feed me;
The author writes:
I put the first comic through Google Translate over 20 times and made this... work of art? Trash? Whatever it is...
Original strip: 1978-06-19.