Strip by: Simon Winters
Jon: WHY don't you ever [censored] to me?
Jon: WHY don't you ever [censored] with me?
Garfield: That's not true
Jon: WHY don't you show me any [censored]?
Garfield: I do... bonehead
Jon: WHY don't you ever [censored]?
Garfield: Catch me around a [censored] sometime
Jon: WHY do you cause me so much [censored]?!
Garfield: Because I'm a [censored]
Jon: And WHY do I still [censored] you anyway?
Garfield: See previous answer
The author writes:
Anyone who finds any dirty meaning probably already has a dirty mind to being with.
[[Original strip: 2002-06-10.]]
Original strip: 2002-10-06.