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No. 641: 6 Things to Do This Fall: The Complete Syndicated Package

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6 Things to Do This Fall: The Complete Syndicated Package

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Permanent URL: https://mezzacotta.net/itoons/?comic=641

Strip by: MarioGarfield

Text: 6 Things to Do This Fall

Day 1: Watch in amusement as the plants die a slow death!*
Wiz: BWAHAHAHAHAA!
*Allergy sufferers

Day 2: Make s'mores over a bonfire...
{The King holds a marshmallow on a stick as a guard member prepared to burn a peasant at the stake}

Day 3: Subsist on candy corn for at least a month
{Wiz lies on the floor, content, with a full belly}
Blanch: You're a disgusting human being

Day 4: Carve a pumpkin
Blanch: {ducking} Uh... hon?
{SFX: ZAAAAAP}
{Wiz, while carving a pumpkin, sets fire to the stairs}

Day 5: Get in a little fishing
{While fishing, the King snags someone's purse}
Someone: Hey!

Day 6: ...Never forget what makes fall great!
{Rodney rakes a pile of leaves
{SFX: RAKE RAKE}
{Rodney smiles}
{He jumps towards the pile}
{SFX: JUMP}

The author writes:

I know it's winter, but still... [Ed. note: Now it truly is fall.]

Original The Wizard of Id strips: 2017-10-02, 2017-10-03, 2017-10-04, 2017-10-05, 2017-10-06, 2017-10-07.