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Strip by: Sloublues
Rat: There once was a pig not so keen
Pig: Who sent to a poetry 'zine.
Rat: His verse was so terrible
Pig: The mail found it unbearable.
Rat: Next time, try to rhyme with your spleen.
The author writes:
As opposed to with his brain, if this is what his brain comes up with.
Original iToons: 2020-05-21.