Strip by: Averagemoe
Dogbert: Hold still while Doctor Dogbert whacks your knee.
Patient: AAK... Crime is because of bad blood... Trickle Down Economics is a viable strategy... The Bible should be law... Corporations are...
Dogbert: Apparently you're a Knee-Jerk Conservative. You can live a normal life but you'll be annoying at parties.
The author writes:
I want to be a "both sides"-er, and I sometimes look outside the echo chamber. Still, I can't help but notice how many of the red side's arguments don't stand up to a simple fact check.
[Admin note: The author's comments may be confusing for some readers. In the USA, right-wing politics is associated with the colour red, and left-wing with the colour blue, which is for some reason the exact opposite of the political colour associations in the UK and Australia.]
Original Dilbert: 1992-10-20.