Strip by: Averagemoe
Ozy: So what are we going to do with our freedom?
Millie: I'm going to pull your ears over your head and tie them into a knot. then I'm going to stretch your upper lip over your chin, and then I'm going to grab your right foot and stuff it up your left nostril.
Ozy: I am very much not going to ask.
Millie: Oh, I just say stuff like that to make you go all frizzy.
The author writes:
I declare this to be the the official version of the passage to be used when the victim doesn't wear shoes.
Original Ozy and Millie strip: 2003-06-20.